Thank you for the delicious meal. Of words. There's a pun on "mealworms" to make here but I'll leave it to a better wormsmith than I.
To Hazō's thoroughly-concealed relief, neither Mari nor Kagome-sensei had decided to cut their losses and disappear in the night.
He's entirely too sure he would notice the genjutsu mistress leaving.
"Well," Mari said, "that's good and ominous."
"And you don't want to know what
Kei did. If I never see that ice monstrosity again it'll be too soon!"
"You especially, after I lied to you. Just remember, as you listen: I'm not just asking you to be part of the fight because it's the right thing to do. I'm asking you to fight because I believe that together, and with the other people and resources we pick up along the way, we can win.
Re: the events that led to him being here in the first place, that's a ballsy declaration. Two different kinds of sealed horrors, that sucks.
"Metaphorically dying like our ethics growing worse with every generation like the elders say," Akane clarified
When did she speak to Ritsuo?
"or literally dying like the disease spirits from the eastern continent coming to sow another plague?"
"speaking of, Orochimaru might turn everyone into zombies at some point. Just saying."
"Do you mean the Kasō-Sensō cycle?" Kei asked.
THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD:
VOICE 1: Was that the name?
VOICE 2: I thought it was something about light?
VOICE 1: Didn't she say things like, fractals and-
VOICE 3: No, that was her other other self, you idiot!
VOICE 2: Wait, the light was for the explanation. The castor sensor cycle must be the name.
VOICE 3: The what,
the dreaded chakra pony emerged
Not as bad as chakra raptors, though. Or chakra unicorns, probably, though they don't exist (at her clearance level). And I'm not sure where they stand in comparison to chakra chamel... what was I talking about? Oh yeah, chakra ostriches.
or when changes to the environment provoked incursions from hordes of chakra beasts that had been allowed to breed unchecked in unpopulated areas.
or when the Karasu did weird things with those beasts that totally were chakra beasts and totally couldn't gain powers from eating seals...
Finally, there is a border beyond which all is darkness. Nothing but the whim of fortune stands between its residents and extinction.
Kakuzu certainly had a fortune in gold, and taxed them while Hidan and his whims occurred, so that tracks.
It was a bright, warm day, but all that greeted Kei's statement was a cold silence. Hazō already knew all of this, of course. Mari was probably worldly-wise enough to have some idea too, though he doubted she'd ever cared enough to think it through in such stark terms. But Noburi, Kagome-sensei, and especially Akane… her face hurt to look at.
"Kagome-sensei, you seem lost."
"I couldn't follow it all, sorry."
"It's the thing with the death squads but it's even worse."
"KAMI FUCKING DAMN IT"
"They contract," Kei confirmed with a touch of perverse satisfaction.
She needs TTRPGs to take care of that streak.
As to the point I imagine Kurosawa intends to make, it is that the process is not self-sustaining. Shinobi populations, rarely exceeding even a thousand, and fed partly by intra-village births, recover more rapidly than the uncounted millions in the outer circles do. With every war, the darkness grows emptier forever.
"But, as I mentioned, the villages on the periphery make a relatively small contribution to the total income. By the time this is no longer so, by the time the beacons of civilisation begin to flicker as the remaining civilian population struggles to fuel them, and our leaders realise that humanity can no longer afford war, it will be too late. We will no longer possess the manpower to restrain the wilderness as it consumes our sources of food and new shinobi, and before long, the beacons will be extinguished."
That sounds needlessly pessimistic, when we can imagine that the process, if not
detected fast, could not be reversed through other means than "noticing it and combating it right away after it becomes obvious." If the harvests start to fail, before it all precipitates into "and then everyone dies," we could conceive that ninja missions intended to protect, or indeed just take part in, agriculture, would be considered and then become more common. This would be till'n'fills' very much bigger brother. Maybe some Hidden Villages would lose contact with others as the "darkness" constricts them more, which could imply no war as well, and more care for the issue of ensuring their self-sufficiency. Of course this would still progressively mean something else: rise of the ninja (slash high-chakra) population in proportion. Population replacement isn't exactly something that brings a smile to anyone's face, but if almost all of the population can be taught to make big strong walls or cast fireballs, then you can hope for a country that can reclaim the wilderness, over time. With farmers who can cast fireballs.
"The villages were meant to have the exact opposite effect. Instead of countless tiny lights struggling against the dark, there were to be mighty beacons steadily expanding the light of civilisation. Instead of the only guarantors of humanity's existence slaying each other through petty strife over a few bags of rice, there was to be an age of peace and prosperity as they joined forces against our common enemy. We failed, and in subordinating ourselves to the cause, crippled our ability to direct and to experiment with alternative solutions."
It all hinges on the ability to stop war, though. If ninja attrition is the only method to destroy chakra beasts, there is no solution except "what about more ninja?" - but there's Pain's ritual, maybe, and perhaps we can make up some other über-sealing protocol.
"We what?" Kagome-sensei demanded.
"We killed two Kage but we didn't know it was wro- I mean, we didn't know it would happen."
"No," Kagome-sensei said, "the kid's finally speaking sense. Which ritual are we talking about? Is he going to recreate Arisato's Great Seal? Open the gates to the Dweller at the Threshold? Complete the Sage's and his brother's work and use chakra to telepathically connect everyone?"
... Potentially all of them? He implied he wanted to end chakra, or change it fundamentally, said that "the Five still being sealed" was a failure... le big sigh. Potentially all of them
at once.
"The Wakahisa are descended directly from the Sage of Six Paths himself," Noburi said. "I wouldn't worry about it."
So were the Kurosawa, for that matter, and, of course, every other clan. Hazō hoped the clanless half of the team didn't feel left out.
Don't worry, the clanless are very indirectly descended from the Sage's third cousin. It's a very efficient system.
"You're serious," Kagome-sensei said. "You found a 3D seal. I thought they'd all been destroyed."
Huh. Alpha Kagome-sensei hadn't known anything about 3D seals. How weird.
That's because this is NOT KAGOME-SENSEI! NOT PARANOID ENOUGH
Third, there is an easily-available ninjutsu in Leaf that can be leveraged for infinite wealth, though with a lot of training.
JIRAIYA, HIDING BEHIND A BUSH: "Huh. How'd he know about the gold trees?"
we are all just a handful of misfits with only one elite jōnin, only one world-class explosives specialist, and only three Bloodline Limit holders to count on.
Said in the same tone as "oh, noooo, I have too much garlic bread..."
"Hazō," Mari said with iron in her voice
And around her voice! ... They're still in Iron, right?
It was painfully obvious to Hazō, with his carried-over social skills
[X] Do three or four more loops just to get that much better at social skills, and become immune to consequences for any of the following:
- Treason
- Obvious list kink
- Foot-in-Mouth disease
- Ami
That's when the fracture elementals come for you, to remove you from the timeline before you cause a paradox. I was there when it happened to… huh, I swear their name was on the tip of my tongue. Some guy I knew, anyway. Or was it a woman?
Kagome, be careful, you'll get caught by the Antimemetics Dragon.
it'd be a waste to disappear into the aether without at least trying Kagome's cooking a few times after Hazō's spent so long hyping it up.
"By the way, I know you also are a great cook, Inoue."
"FUCK."