Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
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- Book Fort
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Is this not the Armageddon Initiative you'd hoped for
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- Yes.
That's not going to cause Armageddon Initiative, it's going to get our team dogpiling us.Is this not the Armageddon Initiative you'd hoped for
Armageddon Initiative is Hazou sneaking off on his own, finishing research on the EM Nuke Rune, then making a bunch of them in the Seventh Path and performing mass infusion + detonation + running away in the Human Path. Or something along those lines.
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- The Soviet Republic of Canuckistan
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- He/Him
[X] Sneak off on our own, finish researching Unchained Superchillers, mass-produce them on the Seventh Path, and then deploy them at the Rift site on the Human Path.
[X] Sneak off on our own, finish researching Unchained Superchillers, mass-produce them on the Seventh Path, and then deploy them at the Rift site on the Human Path
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- Book Fort
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- They/Them
[X] Sneak off on our own, finish researching Unchained Superchillers, mass-produce them on the Seventh Path, and then deploy them at the Rift site on the Human Path.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Anywhere from "EM Nuke as shown in story" to "Goodbye center of EN map!" to "Goodbye EN map, see you next century! Hello ice age!" depending on the specifics IMO.
[X] Sneak off on our own, finish researching Unchained Superchillers, mass-produce them on the Seventh Path, and then deploy them at the Rift site on the Human Path.
Attempts have been made. Accuracy of the models used to math it out is unclear. It's pretty destructive.
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- U.S.
[X] Sneak off on our own, finish researching Unchained Superchillers, mass-produce them on the Seventh Path, and then deploy them at the Rift site on the Human Path.
We don't know what Unchained Superchillers would do. Estimating the size of the liquified air flood is relatively straightforward (roughly 10km^2 per second, varies depending on some assumptions), but the storm itself is not. It is unclear how, precisely, increased AOE radius translates to storm size. I have not found a decent way to establish a upper bound, although I think a lower bound is in the ballpark of "A large category-5 hurricane".
We don't know what Unchained Superchillers would do. Estimating the size of the liquified air flood is relatively straightforward (roughly 10km^2 per second, varies depending on some assumptions), but the storm itself is not. It is unclear how, precisely, increased AOE radius translates to storm size. I have not found a decent way to establish a upper bound, although I think a lower bound is in the ballpark of "A large category-5 hurricane".
We have plenty of substrate for dozens of superchillers at the likely substrate usage (5 units)
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Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Anyway, speaking in a less manic manner, any thoughts on the "harvest a minor ninja village for jounin batteries" idea?
To clarify, the idea is:
Oh and this is pretty evil, granted. We... don't have to slit the guys' throats afterwards, I guess? Just let them all go home. Not like there'd be an AMITY to punish Leaf.
To clarify, the idea is:
- Exfiltrate Tsunade + Summoners.
- Locate a minor village between Leaf and O'Uzu, which is small enough to be within our power to dominate.
- Put a Force Dome + Air-Leadener + Iron Earth combo over it to prevent escapes.
- Have Mari's SCs lock targets down with TLitF, with Orochimaru and Tsunade to paralyze them and overpower weaker defenders.
- Prioritize capturing jounin, since they're the most weight-efficient chakra batteries.
- Dump them into a big net suspended between Tsunade's SCs.
- Note that Mari/Oro/Tsunade SCs all presumably last 12+ hours, meaning we won't need to re-summon those for attacking O'Uzu (chakra spent on this part of the assault won't be wasted).
- Drag those to near O'Uzu.
- Use them for ensuring all our SCs are fully stocked up on chakra + for summoning hordes of Summons + for shaping more rune blanks.
Oh and this is pretty evil, granted. We... don't have to slit the guys' throats afterwards, I guess? Just let them all go home. Not like there'd be an AMITY to punish Leaf.
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- Yes.
Nah, we give them to Orochimaru as a gesture of goodwill. Nothing says "Merry Sagemas" like a entire hidden village's worth of research material.
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Oro's respect for us is going to skyrocket if we suggest that plan to him, too! He says we "proclaim lofty goals, yet refuse to pursue them efficiently lest we tarnish our precious self-image"? He'll see. He'll see!
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
I approve of this plan wholeheartedly. In fact, why not go nab some of those bloodline nin from Hot Springs that can transfer chakra?
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- The Soviet Republic of Canuckistan
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- He/Him
Gotta find one first. Hidden and all that.
A minor village with 30-50 high-CR nin?
Sounds good to me, assuming there's a minor village on the way we can hit
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- The Soviet Republic of Canuckistan
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- He/Him
It'll be minor when we're done with it.