My beloved, my joy
TODO
To do! :rofl:

Home

I am home
Threatless, unthreatened
Unwatched, unwatching
Warm. Well-fed. Soft bed
Loved.
That's actually kind of cute. I wouldn't mind making someone feel that way someday.

I am Namikaze 'flee on sight' Minato
not Namikaze 'jutsu crafter' Minato
not Namikaze 'research sealmaster' Minato
not Namikaze 'poet' Minato
Most especially not that last one. :p

More seriously, it must feel pretty bad to have your least murder-y skill also be the one you're worst at.

it's a good thing you're cute, because you are weird
what did I say about going into my drafts? It's an experimental form
:rofl:

She's not wrong though. That was a very weird one.

So Little

This cold and gloomy yestermorn
I wandered a dark and dusty street
A fruit man I happened on to meet
Long-gone 'twas, the day he was born
Face like an apple, wrinkled and brown
Rheumy eyes, two teeth, and a smile so round
"Praise be," he cried aloud
"Why so?" I asked.
"I've my apples and home," he said, his voice so proud
"From Mist did I flee,
"To make a new home beneath your mighty tree,
"Protected I am, by all from genin to thee,
"Medicine for me and school for the lad,
"And for him a greater life than I've had."
I smiled, brave and bright and wide to hide that my feelings were sad
How little he asked, how small a gift for him I had.
Well now isn't this interesting. I doubt that a real civilian would have done anything to intentionally get the attention of a ninja if he could help it, but even as an apocryphal story it certainly shows the 4th's thoughts towards civilians and civilian immigration. The Gōketsu really are following in his footsteps.
 
Would be intresthing when we get minato out of grave and naruto have to face that minato is basically blonde Hazõ.
MINATO: *dawning horror* Edo... Tensei?
HAZŌ: *grins* Nah, just seals :) I like to tinker
MINATO (about to engage FANBOY SLASH NERD MODE): Original researchers in Leaf came this far? How would you... Wait. I assume you studied the seventh harmonic on a Chthonian Contact Pact and modified it with Acibek's principle? There shouldn't be another way to start calling souls. But what I don't get is-
HAZŌ: Actually it's a modified storage seal :)
MINATO: A what
HAZŌ: Yeah! Most storage seals are designed to reduce stress, but-
MINATO: *dies again*
 
Jiraiya once said that Minato had an idea similar to Till'n'Fills, and that Minato would've been happy to see that a Mist-born ninja had a similar idea.
"What fascinates me is this next part," Jiraiya went on. "Storage seals and seal-based mechanisms for civilian use. As you know, Leaf is big on civilian welfare, and this could revolutionise civilian lives without getting anybody killed. Minato had some crazy ideas along the same lines—he'd have loved the idea of a Mist-nin of all people following up on them. He thought that if we radically improved civilian survival rates in the Fire Country, then Mist would be first in line to strike at our population centres to protect the balance of power. Hopefully, that's not going to be a concern for much longer.
 
This is what the current vote looks like. My plan (quoted below) is winning. It is also the only substantive non-training plan, which worries me somewhat. Please, fork my plan.

Adhoc vote count started by FaintlySorcerous on May 3, 2022 at 3:12 PM, finished with 85 posts and 14 votes.

[X] Action Plan: Heart to Hearts
Word count: 299
  • Noburi
    • Go sparring. (Goal: deniably avoid being overheard.)
    • ACE
      • It paid off. How's that feel?
      • Once you're ready, we'll get you SC.
        • Any suggestions for how?
    • Yuno
      • How's that going? (Make space and listen. Encourage him to share feelings.)
      • Yuno's from an alien culture. Finding middle ground is tricky. You've (naturally) done a great job so far. What's worked? What hasn't?
      • Some of your relationship dynamics hurt you and Yuno both.
        • Have you talked to her about it?
        • Would a third party help those conversations?
          • Kurenai is taken, discreet, socially-adept.
          • Ma and Pa are respected Summons, have relationship experience.
          • Akane/Honoka's parents?
          • Yuno dislikes Mari (?) but she might have suggestions.
        • Can we help you organize/arrange a third party?
      • Yuno silenced a guest when she stopped you from reading Fujisawa's note. A core clan value is communication/talking out problems. How should we explain this to Yuno?
  • Akane
    • Do something Youthful and non-violent together.
    • Tone: gently encouraging Akane to talk to us so we can understand/better support her.
      • Stop talking about this at the first sign it's going badly. Pay attention. Do not argue/debate/fix/speechify.
    • How are you doing? How are you feeling?
    • You've been one of our biggest anchors for a long time. It seems like you've lost yours.
      • What other anchors do you have?
    • What makes life worthwhile for you?
      • Throw away realism. What would you do if you could?
    • It's okay to have no/vague answers.
    • We love and believe in you. Whatever it takes, we want to help.
    • Perform some cheesy-but-innocuous courtship ritual (i.e. heart-shaped chocolates, recital of love poetry).
  • Offscreen:
    • Spend a day with Ino. Focus on your (individual) relationship with her. Plan some activities of varying moods (exciting, calm, overtly/subtly romantic) and follow her lead.
    • Continue MARS research.
A change has been made to the plan. (And several minor changes to wording etc.) I've added in a bullet point under Yuno where I take @Shane_357's excellent suggestion of framing that incident in terms of hospitality and clan values. (And hopefully do a good job of it in the process.) If there is significant pushback I can cut it.

@Eisenhelm, @Sentient Tree, @Ronike, @RandomOTP, @coldcutconvict - you're currently voting for the plan so I'm soliciting your feedback.
 
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I was thinking on the subject of Sharingan copying the jutsu, and before the Uchiha massacre it makes little sense for the Uchiha not to have had jutsu instructors each generation, the way the Kurosawa have a sealmaster for each one, just because they (comparatively) easily can, and it provides high value to the clan for little effort. If one Uchiha catches a potentially-useful technique on a mission, they may have used to demonstrate it in front of a group of other Uchiha, and then they analyse what it is they do and they teach it to Leaf (unless they decide to keep it for themselves).

... Whether or not they did do this in the past, we should discuss that with Sasuke. This is sensible policy going on that can make the Uchiha immediately useful as soon as one has the time (and elemental nature(s)?) for this, and being used as a teacher for whatever technique people want others to learn also entails being exposed to many techniques of the village, making the teacher, and the Uchiha with whom they'll share it, *also* immediately more powerful. It's not just win-win, it's win-WIN.

If they didn't do that already, saying that makes us useful, and then Sasuke owes us for making his clan even more of a needs-to-be-used, and Leaf also owes us for the boost, and for making the Uchiha more loyal (since their social standing rises as the people of Leaf give them both money and power, as long as they do the work).
 
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Shoot, miscounted, you are right.

That said: could I interest you in also including Pangolin upgrades that there's no reason not to include in your training plans as well?

And where are you getting all the XP? You're using more than I see on the character sheets, and with that amount of XP, I could just put Akane to resolve 60 and the pyramid would work. Are you including the shadow clone XP that hasn't been posted yet? Or am I just not seeing something?
It was my understanding that physique auto leveled with the pangolin Jutsu, but sure I'll add it.

Yes, I'm including the FOOM XP from this latest chapter, it's a couple posts after the actual chapter.
 
I was thinking on the subject of Sharingan copying the jutsu, and before the Uchiha massacre it makes little sense for the Uchiha not to have had jutsu instructors each generation, the way the Kurosawa have a sealmaster for each one, just because they (comparatively) easily can, and it provides high value to the clan for little effort. If one Uchiha catches a potentially-useful technique on a mission, they may have used to demonstrate it in front of a group of other Uchiha, and then they analyse what it is they do and they teach it to Leaf (unless they decide to keep it for themselves).

... Whether or not they did do this in the past, we should discuss that with Sasuke. This is sensible policy going on that can make the Uchiha immediately useful as soon as one has the time (and elemental nature(s)?) for this, and being used as a teacher for whatever technique people want others to learn also entails being exposed to many techniques of the village, making the teacher, and the Uchiha with whom they'll share it, *also* immediately more powerful. It's not just win-win, it's win-WIN.

If they didn't do that already, saying that makes us useful, and then Sasuke owes us for making his clan even more of a needs-to-be-used, and Leaf also owes us for the boost, and for making the Uchiha more loyal (since their social standing rises as the people of Leaf give them both money and power, as long as they do the work).
To my understanding, the primary way the Uchiha handle their Sharingan-copied jutsu is to make scrolls out of them, store the scrolls in a maximum-security library, and zealously hoard them as the clan's most precious secrets. Asking them to share their jutsu would probably go down as well as asking an Inuzuka to breed some extra ninken to sell to other Leaf-nin.

Sure, the Uchiha clan is in a quite vulnerable situation, but Sasuke has his pride and I don't see him auctioning off the Uchiha treasures (which is how he'd see it) unless he really had no other choice. As it stands, Sasuke is a strong ninja shaping up to be a strong leader for the Uchiha, and some of their young children are starting to enter the Academy again. Unless something major changes, Sasuke need only maintain a stable defensive posture until the Uchiha is again powerful enough to stand up for itself.
 
To my understanding, the primary way the Uchiha handle their Sharingan-copied jutsu is to make scrolls out of them, store the scrolls in a maximum-security library, and zealously hoard them as the clan's most precious secrets. Asking them to share their jutsu would probably go down as well as asking an Inuzuka to breed some extra ninken to sell to other Leaf-nin.

Sure, the Uchiha clan is in a quite vulnerable situation, but Sasuke has his pride and I don't see him auctioning off the Uchiha treasures (which is how he'd see it) unless he really had no other choice. As it stands, Sasuke is a strong ninja shaping up to be a strong leader for the Uchiha, and some of their young children are starting to enter the Academy again. Unless something major changes, Sasuke need only maintain a stable defensive posture until the Uchiha is again powerful enough to stand up for itself.
Do they even need to write them in scrolls? They can learn them more easily than by studying :p
But this is not about the Uchiha treasures. Of course they'll keep the best ones to themselves, but this gives them a huge incentive to share the minor ones. And if a technique already in Leaf is deemed useful but not secret, you can show it to an Uchiha teacher and they can start teaching it immediately, apparently with a good idea of what internal chakra manipulations are needed... since they can, you know, do it
 
Yuno silenced a guest when she stopped you from reading Fujisawa's note. A core clan value is communication/talking out problems. How should we explain this to Yuno?

A change has been made to the plan. (And several minor changes to wording etc.) I've added in a bullet point under Yuno where I take @Shane_357's excellent suggestion of framing that incident in terms of hospitality and clan values. (And hopefully do a good job of it in the process.) If there is significant pushback I can cut it.

@Eisenhelm, @Sentient Tree, @Ronike, @RandomOTP, @coldcutconvict - you're currently voting for the plan so I'm soliciting your feedback.
I think explaining it as failing in hospitality/insulting a guest and communication being a core value to the Gōketsu are good ways to go about it. I don't have any real suggestions for making it better at the moment.
 
I think explaining it as failing in hospitality/insulting a guest and communication being a core value to the Gōketsu are good ways to go about it. I don't have any real suggestions for making it better at the moment.
If I can find an extra word (probably from the description of cheesy romantic activities) I might slip in 'rudely silenced a guest', but I'm hoping that sort of thing is clear from context and I do not want this to come across as 'Noburi, control your wife'.
 
...How long's it been since we started the NOBURI?
The update (chapter 509) where Mari pitched us the idea and we then talked to Noburi about it took place over March 15-25. It's now April 16th. So, a 3-4 weeks.

When we start this sort of long-term project it might be useful for the QMs to give us rough timelines so the hivemind can ping them when we'd have results...but I'm not sure how the QM process works or if that's actually necessary. They certainly kept track of Hidan's impatience.
 
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The update (chapter 509) where Mari pitched us the idea and we then talked to Noburi about it took place over March 15-25. It's now April 16th. So, a 3-4 weeks.

When we start this sort of long-term project it might be useful for the QMs to give us rough timelines so the hivemind can ping them when we'd have results...but I'm not sure how the QM process works or if that's actually necessary. They certainly kept track of Hidan's impatience.
That's what I thought. So then the first road to Tanzaku Gai should be about done, right?
 
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