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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
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Point of order: Aside from the rest of the Kurosawa.
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The only ones who can do it for leaf
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Point of order: Aside from the rest of the Kurosawa slaves.
Nah, it'd be a bit unbelievable that suddenly all of Leaf's ninja suddenly are able to use Earth Release. Also wouldn't look like it due to how the movement works in the air with skywalkers.
...oh, I know. Leaf has had a breakthrough in chakra control training that let them crack chakra adhesion to air. (watch some bullshit jonin somewhere actually crack this)
The vast majority of them don't want to be sealmasters and they hate the idea of everyone making them sealmasters, even though this is like the greatest contribution they could be making to the village, aside from diplomancing everyone with their picture perfect smiles.
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Even if they were to suddenly become sealmasters and make invisible seals, it doesn't matter because our seals would still be invisible anyway.
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Onoki can grant the ability to his allies. So that's easily explained.
Also, making a joke, not meant to be taken seriously.
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- Atlanta
If the EN has any kind of myth of an item that allows flight (similar to Hermes's sandals, but preferably not footwear to further confuse the issue), equip everyone with mockup of what that would look like. And then try just not quite hard enough to obscure it to make it look like something else.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
It's to bad we never got to use the iron nerve for diplomacy. Also Akane (or ino) will really appreciate what Hazou will be able to do when he's older
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I think we could transition them onto stone tablets to keep that from happening?
What temperature does ink degrade/vaporize?
Paper burns at 451 F. Hot air balloon is half of that. Tablet wouldn't solve the problem if the ink substance on it degrade.
We could solve this by simply only heating the air centimeters away and insulating it with a layer of material.
Looking it up, the autoignition temperature for paper is somewhere between 218–246 °C, so we could actually generate a fair bit of heat without coming close to that, including getting to the point to boil water.
The ink on the other hand is another matter.
My googling did not find any information on the autoignition of ink either.
Omake: Mist Researches Skywalker Seals
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Another failure report.
Zabuza seethed as he approached, flinging Kubikiribōchō forward and only narrowly missing a hapless chuunin on guard duty who failed to clear out of his way in time.
He steeled himself before entering the Mizukage's tent, and took a moment to wrest his blade free from the post it had half-embedded itself into.
They said a gaze from the Mizukage could kill. Zabuza didn't want to find out. As he entered, he dropped to one knee, avoiding eye contact.
"Lord Fourth, we have failed again to reproduce the jutsu today. I must object to these continued tests. This is clearly a ploy--"
Yagura spoke no words, made no indication of movement, and yet the air broiled with a rage palpable enough to silence the Demon of the Hidden Mist into submission. The flapping of the tent in the wind was the only sound heard, and even that seemed to give way to his singular will.
"You will continue, Momochi. We will not be made fools of by the likes of Leaf."
"...As you will, Mizukage." Zabuza would not dare his wrath again. Even for this.
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Shikō wasn't sure what all the fuss was about. Everyone knew how to deal with Captain Zabuza: shut up and do exactly as he says. And with this pay? There wasn't any order he would question.
As he rounded the corner to report for duty, he caught a glimpse of the Captain and a squad of ANBU, all wearing a frilly pink tutus, bunny ears, and--was that a unicorn horn?--amid choruses of "Pretty Pony no Jutsu!" accompanied by unflattering "hand signs."
He almost caught himself before smirking. Almost. He never registered the sensation of a foot and a half of steel cleaving his skull in twain.
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Ergo "one of"
.Point being, most people will assume no drawn seal means no seal, since very few people are sealmasters familiar with invisible ink.
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Ergo "one of"
Point being, most people will assume no drawn seal means no seal, since very few people are sealmasters familiar with invisible ink.
"It's all a ruse. There's no seal."
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[X] Action Plan:Setting up for Leaf
Like this plan overall. A few tweaks:
I thought we had seven weeks' worth of ice?
Should specifically mention keeping skywalkers secret from her, if we're aiming to do so. Could claim we want balloons to more quickly reach sky-platforms (and help pangolins get down).
Not a big deal, but their objections were related to a) flying, because the Pantokrator made them to rule over the ground and b) seals, because the Pantokrator prohibited Sealing on the Seventh Path.
Given that they went for skytowers anyway, and that skywalkers are way more useful, it might be better to discuss this from a standpoint of "how much could we get from them for it, given their supposed religious objections?" With an aside of "is there any chance they'll become really upset and view the use of seals to fly as heresy?" to cover the tail-risk.
Like this plan overall. A few tweaks:
I thought we had seven weeks' worth of ice?
Should specifically mention keeping skywalkers secret from her, if we're aiming to do so. Could claim we want balloons to more quickly reach sky-platforms (and help pangolins get down).
Not a big deal, but their objections were related to a) flying, because the Pantokrator made them to rule over the ground and b) seals, because the Pantokrator prohibited Sealing on the Seventh Path.
Given that they went for skytowers anyway, and that skywalkers are way more useful, it might be better to discuss this from a standpoint of "how much could we get from them for it, given their supposed religious objections?" With an aside of "is there any chance they'll become really upset and view the use of seals to fly as heresy?" to cover the tail-risk.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANY MORE!
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
"It's all a ruse. There's no seal. The skywalking was within you all along."
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Spoilered everything. Clarify pangolin and skywalker again. Clarify details about how much effort to put into the skywalker project.