HoratioVonBecker
Imperfectly Aligned
We hope.Since we're currently alive, and not being interrogated for everything we know by Yamanaka
We hope.Since we're currently alive, and not being interrogated for everything we know by Yamanaka
I have some reservations about that idea. I worry they'd get killed by a foreign scorch squad excursion, who would then undo all their work. If we want improvements to be sustainable, they need to be in locations that can be defended in real time by overwhelming ninja force.You know, to prove our chops, it might be worth asking that the reward be something like a genin team being assigned to help out civilian infrastructure in outlying villages for a month.
why in't every Leaf jounin given access to Hiraishin? Is it paranoia over opsec, or difficulty in spreading the technique? Because frankly, being able to deploy your force anywhere instantly would be stupidly powerful (I suppose enemy nin would be trained to eliminate the beacons/tags as soon as they entered an area..?)
A combat-oriented jutsu, EITHER in the form of rapid ranged earth manipulation (earth-spike like), ideally which operated similarly to MEW in that it would leave permanent constructs, OR one which enhances taijutsu performance / survivability
Yeah, but the amount of XP it'd take to get to 15 is about as much as it'd take to get said "generic" defensive technique to 10.Don't forget stealth.
It is continuously our greatest weakness and all that.
Yes, but we can use Stealth for way more than we can use a generic defensive technique. Generic defensive technique only helps us when we're engaging someone in combat. Stealth helps when we're engaging in combat, infiltrating a place, crossing borders, hiding our camp, etc.Yeah, but the amount of XP it'd take to get to 15 is about as much as it'd take to get said "generic" defensive technique to 10.
Both, I'd expect.Which brings up a question: why in't every Leaf jounin given access to Hiraishin? Is it paranoia over opsec, or difficulty in spreading the technique? Because frankly, being able to deploy your force anywhere instantly would be stupidly powerful (I suppose enemy nin would be trained to eliminate the beacons/tags as soon as they entered an area..?)
Did he invent it, or improve it from Tobirama's version?
Minato confirmed for previous munchkin hivemind incarnationApologies. Tobirama invented Hiraishin. Minato made Hiraishin dangerous.
No wonder Jiraiya likes Hazou so much, he reminds him of Minato!
imb4 everyone but Akane disappears and quest becomes fulfill sensei's dream
So Akane ends up working for Leaf after a mission that went completely fucking pear-shaped. I mean like REALLY working for Leaf, no "I'm with Hazou-sempai but I'm totally a Leaf-nin, promise!". She ends up Hokage after the Fourth Shinobi World War, that got a ton of Konoha's elite killed. She gets access to all the secret documents (surprise, scorch squads were real!).imb4 everyone but Akane disappears and quest becomes fulfill sensei's dream
Hey, no breaking the cutie! Not allowed.So Akane ends up working for Leaf after a mission that went completely fucking pear-shaped. I mean like REALLY working for Leaf, no "I'm with Hazou-sempai but I'm totally a Leaf-nin, promise!". She ends up Hokage after the Fourth Shinobi World War, that got a ton of Konoha's elite killed. She gets access to all the secret documents (surprise, scorch squads were real!).
She finds out that Leaf had us killed to keep her loyal.
Que shitstorm.
I don't know if I've ever seen this version as opposed to inb4?
Oh that's the best part.
I'm imagining Heath Ledger's Joker narrating this from behind a GM screen and it's gloriousOh that's the best part.
See, Akane didn't become Hokage just because she was the strongest post-war survivor. She became Hokage because as she grew she became jaded to the cruelties of ninja life. She started caring less...and less...and less.
All that mattered to her now is Konoha.
So when she finds out the real reason we died....she doesn't care.
They're not Konoha, after all.
She folds up the information, puts it back in its little hole, and continues on her merry way.
All for Konoha.
I HOPE I PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACEI'm imagining Heath Ledger's Joker narrating this from behind a GM screen and it's glorious
Apologies. Tobirama invented Hiraishin. Minato made Hiraishin dangerous.
Sorry, am confused - what's a change? What you quoted is canonical.That's just ridiculously game breaking change for the setting.