- Location
- USA
Psh, after 3 years we'll either own Leaf and will be at liberty to renegotiate the deal, or we'll be the rulers of the barren wastelands of the EN and there will be no one else at all to stop us from renegotiating the deal.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
At that point we do some clever 11th hour bullshit to get out of it, because our back will be against the wall and we'll have cause to tackle the problem.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
We break the deal and suffer the consequences
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- Actually pretty lost
Yeah, if they want those kids they can bloody well bargain for them. Why would we be giving them any kids that we aren't explicitly mandated to, anyway?On much less serious note, no way should we give the Uchiha the Iron Nerve if they won't let us keep any Sharingans.
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
I mean, it's three or four years until then.
I will also note that it has been two or three years since we were missing-nin barely Academy Graduates.
Long story short, if we can't just blow the deal off or heavily renegotiate it given that period of time I will be sincerely disappointed.
I will also note that it has been two or three years since we were missing-nin barely Academy Graduates.
Long story short, if we can't just blow the deal off or heavily renegotiate it given that period of time I will be sincerely disappointed.
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- NY
Guys, in 3 years we can literally hire Shin to do it if we don't want to. Relax. All we really need to do is make sure the girls are on board.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
I think this is an oversight.
What Bloodline ninja would not be intensely wary of being paid to do the daring do with a random chick?
- Location
- The Maple Syrup Mountains
It's already part of the deal that the children of those girls get immediately adopted into the Uchiha. It's a separate part of the deal that if any Goketsu ever manifests the Sharingan by any circumstance they go to the Uchiha.
Sorry to say, but unless none of the children have the Iron Nerve despite a minimum of three having to be fathered by a Kurosawa, the Uchiha are going to end up with the Iron Nerve.
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- NY
Point taken.
Well, Noburi has syringes so we can bypass the actual sex part of it if that's what it comes down to, at the very least.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
As much as I'd otherwise agree...My immediate response is "string_of_expletives no".
Do not have children with people you don't know and trust intimately -- which Hazou does not to the prospective mothers.
Do not create sapient life for economic/political purposes.
Do not become a teenage parent.
Do not become a parent if your remaining life expectancy is shorter than the childhood of your hypothetical child.
Do not become a parent to a child you do not intend to raise personally -- which we know damn well the hivemind is not equipped to do.
I am horrified that we are even considering this.
On much less serious note, no way should we give the Uchiha the Iron Nerve if they won't let us keep any Sharingans.
The Uchiha are going to be doing something like this regardless of whether we're the ones that help them out with it, purely for the reason of regenerating their stock of ninja. We can either take it and get a boon out of it or leave it to someone else.
Please don't do this, thread.
Please don't do anything even similar to this.
Three years from now, I don't want to be reading a scene like
HAZOU Jr: Mommy? How did you and daddy meet?
U. MOTHER: Well, you see my little deva, your father agreed to impregnate a harem that I was chosen to be a member of, in exchange for a number of political favours.
HAZOU Jr:
I don't want to read Hazou putting those kinds of issues on a child.
Please don't do anything even similar to this.
Three years from now, I don't want to be reading a scene like
HAZOU Jr: Mommy? How did you and daddy meet?
U. MOTHER: Well, you see my little deva, your father agreed to impregnate a harem that I was chosen to be a member of, in exchange for a number of political favours.
HAZOU Jr:
I don't want to read Hazou putting those kinds of issues on a child.
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- Pacific standard
Yeah I don't think the timeline will be a problem. By the time the jazz music starts playing the thread will be in the middle of waifu war 4, the leading contestants being uchiha hotty 1, sasuke, and akane's ghost
TaliesinSkye
Occasional Editor
- Location
- Northeast Ohio, United States
Ah, you're right. Hmmmmm.
They don't just want ninja children, they want to buy a bloodline.
I'm not sure I'm okay with that.
Can't we just find a way to vassalise them without becoming a father under horrible circumstances?
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- NY
Counterpoint 1: enough real-life nobility have that exact backstory and turned out around then-median for well-adjustedness.
Counterpoint 2: issues to a large degree are a product of their society, and in a society where something like this is normal-ish why would there be issues to start with?
This is a larger concern.
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- The Void
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- She/Her
I literally don't understand the problem. So we have kids. It's totally cool. We can be involved or not as we want to be
- Location
- Pacific standard
Please don't do this, thread.
Please don't do anything even similar to this.
Three years from now, I don't want to be reading a scene like
HAZOU Jr: Mommy? How did you and daddy meet?
U. MOTHER: Well, you see my little deva, your father agreed to impregnate a harem that I was chosen to be a member of, in exchange for a number of political favours.
HAZOU Jr:
I don't want to read Hazou putting those kinds of issues on a child.
I think you're putting our morals in their world. The kid would probably be like "Lord Gouketsus brother!?!?! Woooah! My daddy is so cool!!!!"
The other option is being a softfoot part of a slowly dying clan. ***the girls want this. Their kids will appreciate it. They have a different morals system than us***
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Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Theres worse circumstances though.
Like, for all the talk of awkward parental situations and whatnot, they'll at least have a dad that'll care about them and go the extra mile and stuff--assuming Hazou isn't dead -- which is way more than most ninja kids in universe probably get for one reason or another.
'sides, we can just necromancy up Jiraiya so that he can help us win the ensuing custody battle!
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
To be a clan: convince the clan council to accept you as a clan.
To stay a clan: convince the clan council to not revoke your status as a clan.
All else is just weight on the scales, probably.
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
I have an idea! We accept the deal, then stage our death before it kicks in, and control the Gouketsu from the shadows. Surely we'll be able to easily do it in three years?