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- Yes.
Thank you for reminding me of that post.
In unrelated news, I'm going to get some stronger brain bleach. Anyone have recommendations?
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
In unrelated news, I'm going to get some stronger brain bleach. Anyone have recommendations?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
I was going to suggest that omake where Akane was brutally killed but then I was forcefully reminded that I'm not faflec and therefore was unable to find it.
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- Yes.
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- NY
I'm legitimately not sure if this was actually an omake or if this is referring to Schrodinger's Akane with regards to Tsunade.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Good plans that make up for the fact that Hazou is oblivious, clever and creative ideas, that sort of thing?Meanwhile, we get by on, uh, actually, what do we get by on again?
Initiative and leadership ability, as well.
Any flaws on the characterization side or what have you could be fixed in short order if we actually did something about it.
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- Europe
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- Yes.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
You don't use blood and death as brain bleach? Hm. Maybe I should try your style of things.
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No, I think Radvic wrote it?
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
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- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
I seem to have inadvertently a nerve here and for that I am sorry. Because as implausible as you think it is, that is exactly what happened. I was poking fun at your Evil QM persona and I definitely did not expect that fact to be interpreted as a criticism of your writing/planning skill whatsoever.
For reference, I quite enjoyed that scene because it is something I wanted to happen for a long time now.
Okay, I have to admit I don't really know what to say to this part.
I already stated earlier it was meant to be a joke and not a criticism and you followed that up by doubting me. Now there is an implication that just because people did interpret what I meant as a joke as, well, a joke isn't an indication that I am not trolling?
I don't even know how that entered the equation because I don't have a history of trolling whatsoever.
Anyway, as @Cariyaga said this isn't a productive line of discussion so this will be the last I say about this. You either believe me at this point or you don't.
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I did. It stopped being effective pretty quickly, so I had to turn to stronger things.You don't use blood and death as brain bleach? Hm. Maybe I should try your style of things.
Them. He wrote them.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
I love our team. We're the best.
LIST OF STORIES WHERE AKANE DIES
TSUANDE: (writing) Ca... non.
TSUANDE: (writing) Ca... non.
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Noumero
Omit Needless Words
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I mean, that's one of them...
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
That was not, by my read, intended to be a dig at you, just pointing out that the "many players believe this thing of something someone else said" can be wrong.
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- Kiev, Ukraine
No, wait, don't say tha-
Well, Hazou had Akane as a cute minion...
I find myself in desperate need of "horrified" post rating. Does anyone know a way of adding one that doesn't involve hacking SV server?
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- how about no
Back to what we need to do for the next update.
Jiraiya gave us the authority to do as we see fit to return with Keiko, but we don't want to cause a scene if we can help it. Therefore we should engage in progressively more insistent actions until she voluntarily comes with us or, failing that, we drag her back. I would have the situation unfold as follows with each step only happening if the previous is unsuccessful:
Are you sure? I sense a distinct lack of Ino in this plan.
Jiraiya gave us the authority to do as we see fit to return with Keiko, but we don't want to cause a scene if we can help it. Therefore we should engage in progressively more insistent actions until she voluntarily comes with us or, failing that, we drag her back. I would have the situation unfold as follows with each step only happening if the previous is unsuccessful:
- "Congratulations, Keiko! Let's head back to Jiraiya and begin planning your victory celebration!"
- Approach her casually and once Noburi and Hazou are on either side of her whisper to her that we have orders to bring her back to Jiraiya ASAP, so please comply. Noburi should probably do the talking here.
- If Noburi is willing and Keiko is stubbornly ignoring or refusing us still, have him subtly drain her enough that we can "help" her back to her quarters while saying something along the lines of "Wow, you sure tired yourself out there champ!"
- If Keiko attempts to run away at this point:
- (No reverse summoning) Have the ANBU collect her and have THEM make it look like she tired herself out.
- (She skedaddles to another dimension) Call Jiraiya and tell him we tried. Make a note of where on this dimension she teleported in case she comes back before Jiraiya finds her.
Are you sure? I sense a distinct lack of Ino in this plan.
AKANE: Oh boy! I'm going to be a leaf ninja!
AKANE: Fuck Mizuki-sensei.
AKANE: Oh boy! I'm going to be a liberator ninja!
AKANE: Fuck the allied ninja forces.
AKANE: Oh boy! I'm going to be Hazou's student!
AKANE: Fuck the liberator ninja.
AKANE: Oh boy! I'm Hazou's student again!
AKANE: Fuck Arikada.
AKANE: Oh boy! I'm a leaf ninja for real now!
AKANE: Fuck Hazou.
AKANE: Oh boy! All my friends are helping me out!
AKANE: Fuck the Gouketsu.
AKANE: Oh boy! They didn't actually forget me, Hazou just felt awkward!
AKANE: Fuck Lady Tsuna-- (blood splatter emote)
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
He needs to not be able to hear the words "Pandaa reverse summon me immediately." or some variant thereof, once he does get here.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Doesn't he have to touch her for that?
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Does he have to touch her to reverse summon her????