"Not bad! I will admit, you possess some small degree of skill. But you will find I do not go over easy!"

"Not a problem." Russ replied. "I'm hard boiled."

Von Steamer flipped open the cap on his steam cannon and prepped his reservoir. "Then prepare to be poached."

The puns continued in this manner for some time.
I love it.
I am going to pull from my childhood playing adventure quest and say that hes not evil, hes ebil. The cutesy yet still dangerous form of ebil personified by this guy
A man of culture.

Zorbak is great.
 
A man of culture.

Zorbak is great.
A man of culture indeed.

Zorbak is indeed great. Also apparently Dragonfable is somehow still going. I kinda want to check it out.

Anyways Russ and Max make a great pair in like... any situation. I think it's because they occasionally switch up who's playing the straight man (not by choice... I think) which makes the jokes just unexpected enough to be even funnier.
 
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Negaverse Janna-Quest Nega-Omake: What's the Probability of Dad?

They continue. Noncanon as the original, but still 500xp!

Shego's Monthly Update

Very entertaining and perfectly in character. We're calling this provisionally canon. If the thread chooses to tell Shego about the inator, we'll make this canon. 500xp either way!

Negaverse Janna-Quest: Training Montage

You really like Janna. that's ok, we do too. 500xp!

Omake:All we're missing is Granny Weatherwax.

100xp. I really wish I got the Weatherwax joke. Just narrative in general?

Canon! COWCA is unlikely to play a big role in goings-on, but they do still exist... 500xp.
 
The chipmunks, the mask, or both?
Ah, to answer this...
The Chipmunks have conveniently fallen off the Hoover Dam. All of them. That's my guess, at least...

And The Mask? It would fit right into the setting, but as it is is Non-Disney. It'll need a solid Omake to get folded in proper.
Once again, a guess.

I am neither QM nor QM-Gremlin.
 
Ah, to answer this...
The Chipmunks have conveniently fallen off the Hoover Dam. All of them. That's my guess, at least...

And The Mask? It would fit right into the setting, but as it is is Non-Disney. It'll need a solid Omake to get folded in proper.
Once again, a guess.

I am neither QM nor QM-Gremlin.
Fair enough.

Although just getting a hold of the mad scientist who made the serum would be amazing.... He MAY be a tiny bit obsessed with making monsters but I think him and jumba would get along famously.

Imagine what they could create.....
 
You Can Always Count on Me et al

We've decided not to canonize musical omakes for the time being because of the sheer mass and the amount of time it will probably take people to finish it, but well done. 250xp for each of the three, 750 total.

Wheel Not Gonna Take It
More Duke is always appreciated. 500xp!

A Welcoming Hand (Part 2)
Aʟʙᴇʀᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴇɴsᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴡɪsᴛғᴜʟ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ?

Sadness, master, I think. Now-

I ᴀᴍ sᴀᴅɴᴇss.
 
Well, anyways, since we're here, here's an Omake. Because it turns out I can write things too. Also I've been listening to the Metal Gear Rising Revengeance soundtrack on loop way too much as of late.

Alternate Path: Second Chances
I'm not sure how you came up with this. Regardless, feel free to continue. 500XP.


There's nothing in here that really keeps it from being canon, aside from being way in the past and not super relevant to the quest at hand, so you can consider this demi-canon. 500xp!

[just a fun omake idea] Evil is a sauce that spoils the sandwich
Nooot even the weirdest thing out there, 250xp.

THE SCHOOL OF LOVE AND NINJA MAGIC'S ULTIMATE SECRET TECHNIQUE
Obviously not canon, but good. I feel like there's a reference I'm missing. 500xp.

Decided not to put this in threadmarks since well, it's very long and hasn't got much that relates to DQ in any way, but still entertaining, and nothing canon cracking, so like the proposal you can think of this as a sort of demicanon. 500xp.
 
Aʟʙᴇʀᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴇɴsᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴡɪsᴛғᴜʟ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ?

Sadness, master, I think. Now-

I ᴀᴍ sᴀᴅɴᴇss.
I'm glad I was able to garner such a strong reaction, but I noticed I didn't get an exp amount. I suppose the reaction is enough of a reward but we're going to need exp next turn...
 
This is what happens when you make me go look up a quote. 500XP.
...and my apologies, but a follow-up question -
99% Canon by order of the QM himself! No word on the emotions yet, though there may yet be an inside chance.

And with that I am done! Dear god if MiH ever lets this much build up again I'll strangle him
What does this one get?
 
Hey, I just remembered, the Witches (1990) is part of Disney, right? Haven't seen the movie yet, but the main villain is uglier than Doof (first time for everything) and the paint curse/spell seems to be a very nasty thing.
 
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Why did you do that, Disgust? He is cute!
We already went through this once and we are not doing it again. That's my job here!
Maybe we should give it a try? She has been getting better, but I still have too much work and...
No! Disgust is right. She could get hurt! It is too soon!
It has been years, Fear. She cannot live the rest of her life in the shadow of Buddy...
AAAAAAARGGHH!!!
Fire alarm! Fire alarm!! Where is the extinguisher!?
I appreciate the Inside Out reference, but I reject the notion that the mind is primarily controlled by one positive emotion and four negative ones.
Hey, I just remembered, the Witches (1990) is part of Disney, right? Haven't seen the movie yet, but the main villain is uglier than Doof (first time for everything) and the paint curse/spell is something very scary.
Didn't we do that already during Magic and Moolah?
 
I am going to pull from my childhood playing adventure quest and say that hes not evil, hes ebil. The cutesy yet still dangerous form of ebil personified by this guy
Guess we need to watch out for dracopyres then :V
The best part of this is that it's not funny until Russ tells us that it's funny. Without that it's just kind of weird, with it it's hilarious. I think that that's the only time I've ever seen a joke that only worked because someone told me it was a joke.
I mean, I thought the initial thing was funny. That might just be because I've watched more Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, and Popeye (and others but those are the most prominent ones) than any other cartoon ever and thus have an appreciation for classic gags :p
 
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500xp and dear god I need to go sleep.
Alright, tracked. As of now, both the omake Track-inator and XP Track-Inator are completely up-to-date, and I'll be sure to keep updating the omake trackinator with new omakes to help track XP and hopefully make your job easier.

Thank you for your service.


If anyone's curious, here are the current XP totals:


(And if anyone's wondering why @nwish425 only has 250XP and I have -250 XP, we both spent 500XP from omakes that were being tracked at the automatic rate of 500XP/omake but which were only assigned 250XP on review. I'll make up the shortfall at some point, I'm sure)
 
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