- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
Evil is a sauce that spoils the sandwich
flareonflare
the best 'mon is a fluffy 'mon
- Location
- australia
[just a fun omake idea] Evil is a sauce that spoils the sandwich
Meanwhile in the vast multiverse, a giant magical evil sentient sandwich had spat out his pickles in anger, dijon mustard flying everywhere from between his buns as he raged. "NO! CENTURIES OF WORK GONE! My Delicious plans to create the ultimate tasty avatar to invade their realm gone in a single bite! I've been manipulating fate for decades to line up all the ingredients that would enable the FOODFORCE to manifest in their realm and allow me to control a perfect avatar of glutinous might, and its all goooooone." Sobbing tears of rage and relish onto the floor as the mastermind of culinary evil had his lifelong plans foiled. "Trying to trick the toonforce into helping the FOODFORCE enter their dimension with that duck, trying to push a creature genetically programmed to be an expert sandwich artist to help, having them both be in the employ of a boss rich enough to fund thier research and smart enough to bring the FOODFORCE into their dimension, and the fools ate away my only chance at riding the FOODFORCE into their dimension!" So apoplectic with rage was he that his HamOnCheeseculi minions backed away in case of violence. "They just ATE the food their boss spent millions on! Even I could not account for such stupidity, who would even do that? Who would steal such wealth from one of the major evil rulers of their realm! By bologna I've worked so hard just to have two idiots eat a mystical ingredient worth more than their pathetic lives without thought and its just not faaaaiiiirrrrr." Slamming arms made of toothpicks with olives for hands into the floor. "Thats it! I give up on ever leaving this realm and conquering the multiverse, im going to go farm sliders in Kingburg like my granpanini did."
And so the Master of culinary evil, wizard of worcestershire sauce, satrap of salami, big boss of bahn mi and general of gluten put away his sheafs of ricepaper in which he wrote his spells, changed his name to Macker, and started a slider farm in Kingburg. He had a friendly rivalry with a falafel farmer in Fivemens city and would get into grand arguments with him when they saw each other at culinary conferences. He became a local fixture in town and got nicknamed Big Mac by the locals. He met a nice Croque-madame and they got married and raised up a whole buffet of children. He became active in the the faith in his old age and would argue vehemently against allowing Tacos and Hotdogs to become citizens of the sacred realm of Sandwich. He died in his sleep a happy meal.
Meanwhile in the vast multiverse, a giant magical evil sentient sandwich had spat out his pickles in anger, dijon mustard flying everywhere from between his buns as he raged. "NO! CENTURIES OF WORK GONE! My Delicious plans to create the ultimate tasty avatar to invade their realm gone in a single bite! I've been manipulating fate for decades to line up all the ingredients that would enable the FOODFORCE to manifest in their realm and allow me to control a perfect avatar of glutinous might, and its all goooooone." Sobbing tears of rage and relish onto the floor as the mastermind of culinary evil had his lifelong plans foiled. "Trying to trick the toonforce into helping the FOODFORCE enter their dimension with that duck, trying to push a creature genetically programmed to be an expert sandwich artist to help, having them both be in the employ of a boss rich enough to fund thier research and smart enough to bring the FOODFORCE into their dimension, and the fools ate away my only chance at riding the FOODFORCE into their dimension!" So apoplectic with rage was he that his HamOnCheeseculi minions backed away in case of violence. "They just ATE the food their boss spent millions on! Even I could not account for such stupidity, who would even do that? Who would steal such wealth from one of the major evil rulers of their realm! By bologna I've worked so hard just to have two idiots eat a mystical ingredient worth more than their pathetic lives without thought and its just not faaaaiiiirrrrr." Slamming arms made of toothpicks with olives for hands into the floor. "Thats it! I give up on ever leaving this realm and conquering the multiverse, im going to go farm sliders in Kingburg like my granpanini did."
And so the Master of culinary evil, wizard of worcestershire sauce, satrap of salami, big boss of bahn mi and general of gluten put away his sheafs of ricepaper in which he wrote his spells, changed his name to Macker, and started a slider farm in Kingburg. He had a friendly rivalry with a falafel farmer in Fivemens city and would get into grand arguments with him when they saw each other at culinary conferences. He became a local fixture in town and got nicknamed Big Mac by the locals. He met a nice Croque-madame and they got married and raised up a whole buffet of children. He became active in the the faith in his old age and would argue vehemently against allowing Tacos and Hotdogs to become citizens of the sacred realm of Sandwich. He died in his sleep a happy meal.
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flareonflare
the best 'mon is a fluffy 'mon
- Location
- australia
But seriously even though doof is too nice a guy to do it, one of his loyal minions should threaten or punish dennis and 625 for stealing company property worth millions by eating it without permission. Maybe temujin since hes intimidating as hell, or heck even agent russ could threaten to arrest them and do his serious agent glare at them, theft is illegal and im sure their contracts do not allow theft of company property.
- Location
- At my computer
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something else about DEI
[X] Something else about DEI
Uh, wouldn't it make more sense if Tom's was about Tom? Kind of like when Celene told Tobe that he had to find True Love.
- Location
- USA
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something else about DEI
Congratulations.
[X] Something else about DEI
I tolerated the rest of that no problem but this line broke me.
Congratulations.
And finding Star one of his main desires alongside with his kingdom safety. Just like Tobe desire was to increase martial mastery and True Love helped with it. It's reasonable to suspect that Tom prophesy will be connected either to Star or to his kingdom fate.
Also from previous Celena visit
"The Princess represents a feminine influence, a powerful ally, or one with advice. It could represent me, I suppose, but… the demon is a sign of those mischievous and dynamic, pleasure-seeking, unspeakably loyal but possessed of a ruinous pride. In such a case, the ally might be another. Some great force that, if found, would simplify your task immensely."
possibly refers to Tom, so either Tom option or Twelfth Night option can lead to finding Star, and Twelfth Night seems more about Demona.
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He is the one doing summoning. I assumed that he will be the one who ask about his future or about something he wish for.
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
I picture the Tom option as less "I want to know what Celena says about you" and more "if you've got time after this question I want answered you can ask something for yourself."
[X] Something about Tom himself
Gib teen personal improvement, gib future-employee relations. Don't care as much about the second, though looks like Twelfth Night tis taking a handy lead there
Gib teen personal improvement, gib future-employee relations. Don't care as much about the second, though looks like Twelfth Night tis taking a handy lead there
Olivebirdy
mook.
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something else about DEI
[X] Something else about DEI
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something about Tom himself
[X] Something about Tom himself
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something about Tom himself
[X] Something about Tom himself
- Location
- USA
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something about Tom himself
[X] Something about Tom himself
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
That movie is not canon to Gridlocked. We're not dealing with that kiss.
Yeah, it ends up unintentionally as a vicious deconstruction thanks to knowing the ending of the marriage. I wanted something cute and sweet, but Context is ruthless.
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something about Tom himself
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[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something else about DEI
[X] Something else about DEI
- Location
- Somewhere
[X] Something else about DEI
[X] Something about Tom himself
[X] Something about Tom himself
- Location
- Minnesota
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something about Tom himself
[X] Something about Tom himself
mangawriter77
Otaku^9000 (In my own opinion)
- Location
- You'll neeever guess
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
[X] 'Twelfth Night'
[X] Something about Tom himself
[X] Something about Tom himself
