If you're only just hearing about Worm, and are interested in reading it, be warned; it's pretty dark. It is not a very happy world or a feel-good story.

"not a very happy world or a feel-good story" is an understatement, pal

Worm is pretty much *misery-pr0n incarnate* where always and only the worst possible outcome becomes reality.
 
Just saying that it might (also) be a perferctly mundane attempt to make his Alaska holdings more profitable.
I'm not exactly sure why it would be making his Alaskan holdings more profitable. It's not terraforming tech. It's, you know, for stuff like space.

I mean, Alaska isn't going to be that much of a money maker where he decides to throw it in for whatever.

So once again our inators screw us over with two negative options. (Upgrading a success to a crit success is not remotely equivalent to making 'something' a crit failure.)
Can we please stop shooting ourselves in the foot? And wasting an action choosing which foot we shoot?

[ ] The Equivalent Exchange-inator (One random, successful action becomes a crit success, one random action becomes a crit fail.)
There is at least some chance this will be less bad than losing yet more money and opinion, neither of which we have a surplus of.
I do not think that is a good idea in the least. We have some pretty critical actions coming up next turn, and critfails are always worse than critsuccesses, as you pointed out.

Our Stewardship actions are extremely tight this coming up turn, and we probably will be taking both Rebuild Doofania actions. That's a 20% chance of a critical failure on rebuilding Doofania. And fucking that up will undoubtedly hurt us more than losing 3 income and some public opinion.

@Made in Heaven for the Equal Exchange inator, does the upgrade into a critical success action exclude actions that are already critical successes, like where we passed 2xDC and say if PnF pass?
 
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Personally I'm leaning taking the rain food inator. With Xanatos's offer we'll at least come out of this turn at least at 0 if we take it, and there are a number of actions I would rather not risk a crit fail on. For instance, fixing the power plant and the rest of Doofania. Plus it very easily has decent odds of being worse than the rainfoodinator.

As for Hego... well, if he's going to look for him anyway, I'd say we could introduce him, but I'm kind of hoping it's possible to ask Hego about it first given recent circumstances.

If we're counter offering Xanatos, I think we should try to counteroffer 5 income to see if we can make him agree to 4, but I'm not sure if he's going to get a chance to give another offer.
 
[ ] Agree
[ ] Yes
[ ] DaedalOS
[ ] The Rain-Food-inator (Lose 3 income and some public opinion)

My thought is the Income loss won't hurt us THIS turn. and we're working on Income stuff next turn. I don't really want a guaranteed crit fail. Especially not on an action that would otherwise be a success.
 
The post you were quoting (and the above portion of my own) is a reference to the Webnovel 'Worm', by Wildbow. Basically, in the world that Worm takes place in, there's a superpower illuminati group called Cauldron. They sell superpowers.
I've read through all of Worm, most of Ward, and most of the supplementary material, as well have been a long term GM of WeaverDice. I am very familiar with the Parahumans material.

I was asking the person I was quoting to curb their enthusiasm since they said it was "Worm now" and powers were being sold by vial. That jumps the gun a bit when you don't know this group or how it works, and I was hoping to head off a bandwagon.
 
[ ] Agree
[ ] Yes
[ ] DaedalOS
[ ] The Rain-Food-inator (Lose 3 income and some public opinion)

My thought is the Income loss won't hurt us THIS turn. and we're working on Income stuff next turn. I don't really want a guaranteed crit fail. Especially not on an action that would otherwise be a success.
From the wording it seems that whereas a success will be a crit success, the crit fail can be on action that otherwise already failed/crit failed.
 
From the wording it seems that whereas a success will be a crit success, the crit fail can be on action that otherwise already failed/crit failed.
[ ] The Equivalent Exchange-inator (One random, successful action becomes a crit success, one random action becomes a crit fail.)

The only qualifier of the inator is that the action that becomes a crit success must be a success already, the one that becomes a crit fail doesn't have any restrictions
 
Do you take Xanatos' offer?
[ ] Agree, but ask why he's interested and if he might be interested in anything else.

Do you help Hego meet with Winston?
[ ] Talk to Hego first

Pick a name for your new collaborative OS:
[ ] ChaOS

Which inator do you want to activate?
[ ] The Rain-Food-inator (Lose 3 income and some public opinion)


I don't quite want to just take Xanatos' offer, but I don't want to be hiking up the price too much either, so getting a heads up on Xanatos' plans and establishing closer ties seems like a good option.

I know the Hego question was set up as a yes or no, but I really don't feel comfortable with giving a straight yes or no. If we have the option, I'd rather consult Hego.
 
Rival Stats
Here you are folks. every single Roll from the Rival Reports, all of them. All in one place.

Well, the stats with the rolls. Didn't include the rolls themselves. Only the static bonuses.



Rival Stats

Xanatos Enterprises
David Xanatos
Martial: 21 (Twelfth Night; J/F 2017 RR)
Diplomacy: 45 (J/F 2017 RR)
Stewardship: 38 (M/A 2017 RR)
Intrigue: 72 (J/F 2017 RR)
Learning: 28 (J/F 2017 RR)
Occult: 27 (Twelfth Night - Gloria)
Stat total: 231
+20+7 show up repeatedly together as modifiers in actions related to political influence and the law, likely a trait.
Lots of modifiers that don't seem to follow normal hero/loyalty patterns, suggesting a significant number of traits.
May also have a trait that adds Stewardship to Diplomacy
Unknown Mods: 30, 20, 3, 7 [trait having to do with Government interaction or laws], 14, 9, 42, 4, 15, 10.

Owen Burnett/Puck
Stewardship: 35 (Produce equipment for the US Military)
Intrigue: 45 (Moolah And Magic - Somebody's Watching Me)
Occult: 55 (as Puck)
Loyalty: 75-100 (Moolah And Magic - Somebody's Watching Me)
As per canon, Owen's ability to transform into Puck seems conditional to the protection of Alexander Xanatos.
It is probably significant that both times that he has shown up, the Puck personality doesn't benefit from Xanay's Occult stat or loyalty modifiers.
Puck seems to have a +20 trait of some kind, seen in the fights against both Winnifred and Demona.

Spydah
Intrigue: 33 (Twelfth Night - Signum Crucis)

Hans Rotwood
No known stats at this point in time.

The Glooms
Occult: 19 (Moolah And Magic)
There seems to be one +10 trait during the Occult check against the witches in Moolah and Magic.

Chef Skinner
Stewardship: 26 (S/O 15 RR)
Xanatos purchased the company a long time ago and although Skinner's continued presence is unconfirmed, he is listed here for the sake of completeness.

Known (and suspected) other heroes:
Hans Rotwood, Major Retail, Sevarius' Gen-U-Tech is included here but may be unrelated.

Crush crime on the East Coast 38+30+20 [Xanatos Stewardship. Government funding]

Refurbish the NYC Subway System 38+20+15+3 [15% loyalty bonus on a +20 hero making the +15 a tait]

Donate Iron Gargoyles to the police 38+20+7 [Owen with either a trait or a weird loyalty]

Donate to churches around the city 45+38 [Xanatos rolls alone, adds Stewardship to Diplo]

Pursue a government contract 38+20+14+9 [Owen, with +14 and +9 traits]

Stabilize the US Government 38+20+7 [Owen]

Donate to Richard Martinez's campaign 38+20+7 [Owen]

Send an invite to Doofenshmirtz [No Bonus]

Lobby against the SRA 38+42+20+7 [Owen, Collab with Winston Deavor?]

Announce the Fox Xanatos Memorial Foundation 45+20+7 [Owen]

Produce equipment for the US Military 38+35+8+20 [+8 is 25% loyalty bonus on a +35 hero (likely Owen), +20 is likely Government Funding]

Release a new batch of graphics cards 38+35+8+15 [+8 is 25% loyalty bonus on a +35 hero (likely Owen), +15 is a Circumstance bonus due to positioning.]

Purchase Chef Skinner's Gourmet Delights 38+35+8+15 [+8 is 25% loyalty bonus on a +35 hero (likely Owen), +15 is a Circumstance bonus due to positioning.]

Fulfill a government contract 34+28+4+30 (Government Funding) [Gen-U-Tech Roll, 28 Hero with a 15% loyalty bonus for +4]

Reveal Gargoyles to the World 45+40+15

Fortify NYC 21+35+20+6 [+6 is weird]

Calm Fears about Gargoyle Attacks 45+35+8

??? 38+35+10 [Something ionvolving the website "So Weird"]

Invest in Volatility 38+35+8

??? 72+45+11 [Action to reinforce the magic masquerade. Owen Roll, 25% Loyalty bonus on a 45.]

Collaborate with Drakktech on Rocketry 28+28+25+20+7 [Shego Collab]

Help put a man on the Moon 28+25+30 (Government Grant)+7 [+7 is weird]

Collaborate with Drakktech on a moonbase 38+38+20 (Government Funding)+9 [Drakktech Collab]

What is the spearhead made out of? 27+20+10 [Occult check]

Offer to purchase climate tech from Doofenshmirtz 38+35+8



Shego
Martial 72/68 Affected by Laziness Penalty.
Diplomacy 27
Stewardship 28(Was 27)
Intrigue 22
learning 20

Invest in the Scholarships for Unique Individuals 27+15

Call for capes 27+24+10

Capitalize on Kronos Corp Weakness 22+34+10+7

Investigate Doofenshmirtz 22+30+5

Lobby against the SRA 27+24+16+7

Produce equipment for the US Military 27+38+5+20 (Contract)

Take out High Command 72+42+7

Collaborate with Shere Khan 24+28+36+30

Release microfusion cells 24+28+36+30(???) [Collab with Khan]

Sponsor supervillainy 68+45+9

Reach out to ENCOM 18+26+4

Acquire Club Banana 16+38+7 [SMarty Mart Collab]

??? 28+33+3 [Secret thing crit failed]

Research Animal Hybridization 20+30+20+6 [Possible DNAmy]

Collaborate with Xanatos on Rocketry 28+28+25+20+7 [Xanatos Collab]

Collaborate with ENCOM on Virtual Reality 25+55+20+5 [Encom Collab]

Attempt to Break Impervium 20+30+7

Reverse-engineer superpower drugs 20+25+20+6

Research immersive VR with ENCOM 25+55+20+5



Evelyn
Martial
Diplomacy 33
Stewardship 23
Intrigue 40
Learning ???
Occult ???

Sinatron
Martial 37
Diplomacy 36 (was 32)
Stewardship 23
Intrigue 30
Learning ???
Occult ???

Winston Deavor
Loyalty +7? +10?
Diplomacy 42
Stewardship 34

Hego
Martial 28 (+3/-10 depending on if foe is narrative-driven or pragmatic)
Diplomacy 11
Stewardship 18
Intrigue 3
Learning 5

Known and Suspected heroes not listed: Syndrome

Announce an upcoming tech gala 30+14

Build hype for the Sands Gala 30+14

Purchase Devtech 28+12

Rebuild the Sands Casino 28+31+15+4

Undergo internal power struggle [No Bonus]

Establish a Smokescreen 30+15+30(???) [Is a Syndroid]

Fortify the Sands 23+18+20 [Sinatron Roll]

Escape The Sands 30 [Syndrome Game Over]

Unify the Board 40+30(???)+10

Join Evelyn Deavor 81+32+40+20 (Syndrome is disliked)+30 (???) [Sinatron Roll]

Send Doofenshmirtz a gift basket [No Bonus, sinatron roll]

Rebrand 23+34+10+7

Lobby against the SRA 33+42+10+2

Sponsor a cape 33+42+10+2 [Voyd sponsored]

Reach out to local crime bosses 33+36 [Evelyn Deavor]

Make money off Vegas 23+29 [Evelyn Deavor]

??? [Screen Slaver completed, a nemesis of Evelyn's involuntarily committed]

Push SRA Repeal on Senators 33+36+3

Reach out to Doof on an issue 33+36+3

Collaborate with Doof on an OS 24+32+23+20+2 [Cyrus Bortel And Alan as heroes]



Alonso Hawk [Intrigue/Stewardship hero], Chief Cleaver

Send a 'message' to Doofenshmirtz 32+17+10+2

Crack down on crime 21+10+8+3

Foster relations with Bakaemono Corporation 28+13+4

Build more cogs 20+10+8

Spy on Doofania 16+28+8

Research robotics 22+14+7

Sell Public shares [Cloverleaf, no bonus]

Investigate ??? 20+26 [Alonso Hawk Action]

Blame Toons for Everything Going Wrong 28+14+2

Condemn Doofenshmirtz for only supporting Toons 28+26+4

Lobby against the SRA 35+28+26+4

Posthumously ruin Oliver Sansweet 26+30+30(???)+6

Stage an attack on the LAPD 35+23+10 [May actually be phantom Blot]

Commend Doofenshmirtz for his pro-Super actions 28+26+4

Invite Doofenshmirtz to a collaboration 28+26+4

Roll out the Cogs 36+27+4

Donate to the Flubber Awareness Foundation 28+26+4

Investigate the death of Alonso Hawk 28+24+4 [Chief Cleaver]

Establish Indestructible Inc. 36+27+4+20 (Cloverleaf Backing)

Reach out to Evelyn Deavor 31+26+2

Roll out a new Line of Cogs 28+33+3

Research Flying Mass Transit 22+26+2

Hunt for Bonkers Bobcat 28+24+24+2 [Chief Cleaver]

Announce Flying Sentinels 27+23+29+5 [Sinatron assisting]



President George Richmond, President Richard Martinez, Dr. Nigel Channing, Dr. Blair Mercurial, Russ' Evil Boss?

Assert Control in Kronos Territory 32+26+20(???) [President Richmond]

Recruit Talent 32+36 [Licensing to Kill]

Take a Stance on the SRA 36+25+40 (???) [Martinez]

Restart the space program 32+26+30 (???) [President Richmond]

Run for president 36+25+40 (Xanatos Backing)+30 (SRA stance popularity) [Martinez]

Assert federal authority 32+30+50+7

Inaugurate President Martinez 36+23+40 (Successful Campaign)+6

Prosecute Gangsters 32+26+6 [Agent Russ may have been involved]

Put a man back on the Moon 28+25+30 (Government Grant)+7 [Collab with Xanatos]

Establish the Imagination Institute 68+28+25+6 [Dr. Nigel Channing]

Craft the Heroes Act 41+36+29+7 [President martinez]



Release a mandatory update [No bonuses]

Release a new OS 58+34+8 [Apr/May 2016]

Patch security holes 58+34+8

Release a social media platform 58+34+8+10 (Carpe Diem miserable failure)

Dominate the market 58+34+8-20(DoofOS Popularity)

Release AI assistants 56+58+34+8+15 (???)

Develop ICE countermeasures 75+33+46+11

??? 18+27 [Secret Crit fail]

Upgrade ENCOM Legacy security 58+25+20+6

Research immersive VR with ENCOM 25+55+20+5 [Drakktech's roll]

Improve LEGACY security 58+25+20+6



Chief Cruz

Fund industry in LA 24+33+15+7

Lobby against the SRA 28+31+4 [Funtelligence]

Capture Monsters 43+27+2 [Chief Cruz]

Align Funtelligence 12+29+2

Bakemono

Yokai
33 Martial?
30 Diplo
33 Intrigue
24 Stewardship (formerly 22)

Lobby against the SRA 30+30+4

Fulfill a military contract 52+22+32+20+4+30 (Government Funding)

Align the Zaibatsu 24+30+5+50 (???)

Diversify Overseas 24+30+5+40

Draw Heat off of the Yakuza 33+29+10+2

Investigate Muirahara 36+34-3

[Mar/Apr 2017 miserable Failure] 33+29-2 [Yokai]





Sycorax

Pursue a government contract 25+27+10+8

Renovate Sycorax HQ 34+10+4+2

Genetically engineer rice crops 34+35

Pursue a government contract 25+27+10+8

Fulfill a military contract 25+27+10+8+30 (Government Funding)



Funtelligence

Form a research agreement with Doof 38+28+30+30+20 [Wendy Wower as Hero]



Tomokiri

Do work for the Yakuza 28+14+7+2

Work for the Yakuza 28+14+7+2

Produce ??? for ??? 34+30(???)



Yama

Expand Influence to Reno 27+23



Noodle Burger

Release a new mascot 18+22+3



SFIT

Open Tadashi Hamada Hall [No Bonus]



The Circle [Gravity Falls Cult in SF]

[Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle?]

Community Outreach Programs 54+30+24+6

Conduct San Fransokyo beautification 30+24+6



Fredzilla

Fight crime 24+12+2

Investigate the bat monsters 24+30+12 [DC REDUCED BY XP!]

Assist Tomokiri 72+28+7 [Could be Globby]



Globby

Assist Tomokiri 72+28+7 [Could be Fredzilla]



Throw more villains into St. Canard 20

Rename NASDAQ 20+14

Attack Sycorax 42+15+4 [Mad Jacks pre-glomgold]

Crack down on crime 38+40+17+8

Diversify investments 48+29+10

Lobby for the SRA 32+40+15+8 [Gains launchpad]

Restructure prison systems 69+48+29+10

Sponsor a cape team 48+29+10 [Gains mad Jacks]

Fortify the Money Bin 48+36+14+20+6

Remove the Vampire Infestation 15+32+25+3

Establish ties with Zootopia 20+37+7

Invest in Volatility 58+29+50+5

Litigate against Dracula Duck 58+29+5

Collaborate with Drakktech 19+43+8 [Create Impervium with Drakktech]

Build ??? 58+29+5



Toffee, [That Guy Who gave us an Offer We did Refuse]

Modernize the industry 34+28+19+5

Approach Doofenshmirtz with an offer [No Bonus]

Lobby against the SRA 40+36+7

Hunt for Star 50+22 [Toffee]



Research fusion power 23+32+10+4 [May be Wasabi]
Khan
Martial 24
Diplomacy 35
Intrigue 33
Stewardship 42
Learning 23

Research fusion power 23+32+10+4

Lobby for the SRA 35+40+6

Research fusion power 23+32+10+4+30(???) [May be Wasabi]

Develop fusion power 23+38+10+4+30 (Wasabi Breakthrough)+30 (Government Funding)

Offer to build fusion plants in California and Nevada 35+40+6

Expand Cape Suzette Air Power 24+25+2

Contact International Buyers 33+25+3

Sell fusion power to the US Government 42+32+4

??? 26+30+3 {Secret Crit Fail]

Continue Improving Reactor Safety 23+39+20+5

Increase International Shipping 42+34+8

??? 26+30+5 [Secret project Bare Failure]

Restore US Relations 33+25+6

Undertake Khan Air contract with USAF 24+34+32+5



DOR15
Martial ???
Diplo 28 [couple of different advertising campaigns]
Stewardship 47
Intrigue 16 [Someone escapes]
Occult 0
Other known Heroes: Magic Hat

Start an advertising campaign 28+24+10

??? 16+40-30-4 [Goob? gets free]

Advertise Helping Hats 28+24+6

Buy Large Co 47+21+5

??? 0+17+4 [LOst something and something replaced it in a crit fail]



Mayor Bellwether
Martial 5
Diplo 30 [donate to Judy hopps]
Intrigue 36 [Spread Propaganda]
Stewardship 34
Other Known Heroes:

Expand Zootopian Settlements 34+18

Donate to the Judy Hopps Memorial Fund 30+7 [Belwether specifically]

Mr. Big crime crackdown 5+26+2 [Bellwether action]

Push anti-predator propaganda 36+27+2 [Bellwether action]

Repair climate control systems 34+30+3 [Bellwether action]



Negaduck
Martial 72
Intrigue 34
Learning 23
Traits: +20 Fear gas specialty (procced on learning), -50 Playing around (on martial).


Bradley (may also be an accomplice)
Martial 25

5 accomplices
Learning 26

Murder Glomgold on Halloween [No Bonus]

Commit Multi-Level Marketing 17+32+3

Obtain Cape Suzette Crop Dusting 34+19+30 (Cape Suzette Chaos) [5 accomplices]

["Random Felonies"] 72+48+50+4

Steal lots of chemicals 72+48+50+4

Negaduck Intrigue Check: 34+15
Negaduck Martial Check: 72+25+25-50 (Just Playing Around)
Learning Check: Why isn't the suit reacting? 23+26+20 (Fear Gas Specialty)=108



Laser Pirate

Rob ENCOM HQ 27+20+40(???)

Sell 'laser plans' to prominent individuals 14



Kat

Sabotage ??? 33-20-7-5+30(???) [Sept/Oct 2016 [this was our Defences or Inators]

Infiltrate Doofania 25+23+50 (???)

Torment Doofenshmirtz 33 [Intrigue?]



Mark Beaks

Release Waddle 29+33+30 (DoofOS Failure)+4

Collect on insurance 29+33+2

Investigate who did this 19+12


The Glooms

Inconvenience Janna 19+42(???)+4



[Lovemuffin Caller]

Leak DEI Specs 58+53+20 (Gift-Wrapped)



[Cybugs]

[Turbo]

Attack DoofOS 57+48+10+4

Attack DoofOS 57+48+10+4+15 (???)

[Jan/Feb 2017 A] 24+17+4 [Likely Turbo action, Arcades are now really popular]

[Jan Feb 2017 B] 57+48+10+4 [TRON POV interlude. Programs are saved but walls are down. This is a crit success]



Drug Ring

Form a drug ring 20+40+16+8+4

Distribute more nootropics 27+16+8+4

Build lots of robots for ??? 37+27+10+4 [Aztec Robot Maker. Collab with Drug ring]

Expand operations out of Middleton 29+18+8+4

Expand operations into northern Texas 29+18+8+4

Build lots more robots for ??? [Aztec Robot Maker] 37+27+10+6

Diversify your products 34+15

Build High Command 29+37+30 (Entrenchment)

Sell More Drugs, Baby 20+40+10 [happens twice]



Nightstone

Demona, Alexander Thailog

Release overpriced coffee 40+10+2

Rob Notre Dame 33 [Papillion takes credit]

Hunt for Allies 6 [Demona]

Solidify Corporate Control 40+22+30 (Dominique Destine Incident)+2 [Thailog]






Phantom Blot

Assimilate crime in Doomtown 52+15+20+7 [Unconfirmed]

Stage an attack on the LAPD 35+23+10 [May actually be Judge Doom]



Bill Cipher

SAY HELLO TO ??? ??+??+? [Bill Crit Success]


[May/June 2017 Roll 1]

KConsolidate KControl of the Doofanian Underworld 28+24 [Might be Kat]



[May/June 2017 Roll 2]

Contest control of the Doofanian Underworld
65+22+40(???)



[Tommorow Land]

Assassinate Evelyn Deavor 45+38+8-9 (???) [martial or intrigue]



Galfed

Gantu

Desperately request help from your superiors 19



Magical New York

Collect items for the auction 25+15 [Magicka?]



Chef Skinner's Gourmet Delights

Announce a new line of products 26+15

Meet with Xanatos [No Bonus]

Open a restaurant chain 26+40+12



Sev'ral Timez

Release a new single 14+8



Doc Hopper's Food Group

Buy out McDonald's 24+14



Inquinator

Proceed with the 'cricket apocalypse' plan 25+10+15+7



Birthday Bandit

Burgle a bar mitzvah [No Bonus]

Rob a birthday party 10+6+1 [Attacked Senor Sr. Jr.]



[Tempest]

[Send transmissions?] ???

??? [Dec/nov 2016 Odd transmissions change pitch]

??? 1+94+50+23-30(???) [Jan/Feb 2017 Crit success]

Figure how Ængleish a more gooder 5+113+28 [Crit fail]



Orton Mahlson

Make Dr. Zone XXVIII: The Disambiguation of the Trashcandroids 18+30



[Year 1 Jul/Aug A]

Control organized crime in Doofania 26+10+5



[Year 1 Jul/Aug B]

Oppose ??? 24+10+5 & 26+15+2



Avalon

Hold a genetics expo [No Bonus]



[Sept/Oct 2015 A]

Acquire Omnidroids 20



The 'Resistance'

Vandalize some Normbots 11+9+1



[Nov/Dec 2016 A]

Release ??? 3-20-7-5+30(???)



[Jan/Feb 2017 A]

Attack Seth Supplies Co 72+48+50+4 [Possible this is Negaduck, but unlikely]



Huntsclan

Thorn

Push Propaganda 49+27+31+20 (Highly Publicized)+7



Neisenberg [Could be part of Drug Ring]

Distribute Primal 31+15+20+50 (???)



[Unknown Developer, could be USA Gov]

Purchase St. Canard 42+26+6

Develop St. Canard? 42+26+5



Della Duck

Reunite with your family [No Bonus]



Lester's Possum Park [Goof Troop]

Commit Tourism 13+1



Saberling Electronics

[Leonard Saber?]

Sell Vending Machines 30+19+2



Nyums Corporation

Reintroduce Smile Dip 25+18+4 [Could be Drug ring, or Zaibatsu?]



Smarty Mart

Collaborate with Al's Toy Barn 48+24+4

Faiseurs de Rois

Distribute superpowers 28+26+20 (???)+5



Gwen Grayson

Enact Sky High Audit 18+9


Wizard Sports

Promote the Puppy Bowl 33+20



Square Enix

Release Verum Rex 48+28+25



Candace Flynn

Bust your brothers 13 [Stewardship?]



Deva

Rob the Philadelphia Mint 42+50

Rob an Atlantic City casino 42+50



Nikola

Cause disturbances in Nevada 33+50



Krakatoa

Attack the First Municiberg Bank 54+50



Candela

Rob an InventCo Lab 40+50



Opacity

Hold the Vegas monuments for ransom 33+50



Bracer

Fight Dingo 58+50



Dracula Duck

Murder Glomgold on Halloween [No bonus]



Dread Sky Pirate Don Karnage

Attack the Castle in the Sky 25+11+20 & 14+38+50

Pillage & plunder the West Coast 25+11+20



Control organized crime in Boise 24+14 [Aldrin Klordane]

Control organized crime in Carson City 43+36+16 [Carson City Mobster]

Control organized crime in Spokane 40+22+5 [Spokane Mobster]

Control organized crime in Richland 27+13+6 [Richland Mobster]

Perform hits on Dracon Mob resource 27+20+5 [Sykes]

[Hell's Kitchen Fight] 6+20+5 [Sykes]

[Distribute Middleton Drugs 14+20+5 [Sykes, collab with Drug Ring?]

Solidify Control of Underground 43+26+6 [Alexander Paine (ATOM)]

Reach Out to Shere Khan 24+21+5 [Mr. Big]



Lee Industries

Buy out Dinoco 22+14+3



Dickens Detective Agency

Look for Marco Diaz 55+30 (Strong Lead) [Commodore]



Agent Unknown

Wander [No Bonus]



[Star Butterfly]

Lay Low 33+18+1



Underworld

Tom

Source further Tramorfidian Crystals 27+17+4



???

Leak Gala information to Doofenshmirtz and Shego 40+15+3


Coldstone under the Iago personality is Martial 30, Intrigue 28, while the Pack heroball rocks Martial 52.

UPDATED as of July/August 2017 Results.

The link to the google doc with all the rolls and information can be found here: Doofquest Rival Stats - Math sheet
 
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I'm not exactly sure why it would be making his Alaskan holdings more profitable. It's not terraforming tech. It's, you know, for stuff like space.

I mean, Alaska isn't going to be that much of a money maker where he decides to throw it in for whatever.

It´s *climate control tech*, pal - meaning that he could make the probability of snowstorms and the like decrease, meaning that he could save on weather-related repairs or similar.

Personally I'm leaning taking the rain food inator.

If we're counter offering Xanatos, I think we should try to counteroffer 5 income to see if we can make him agree to 4, but I'm not sure if he's going to get a chance to give another offer.

There was the idea to repurpose the rained food for Grunkle Malfs Meatlings - would at least produce *some* benefits outta the whole problem.

As for Davids offer, I´d rather not overplay our hand by being too greedy.

Aside from that and the still-open question what exactly "selling the rights to our climate control" entails for us, we could use that deal in a personal phonecall to him to wedge in a warning to him about Kat maybe starting up shit on his turf...two birds and one stone, you know?
 
It´s *climate control tech*, pal - meaning that he could make the probability of snowstorms and the like decrease, meaning that he could save on weather-related repairs or similar.
Ah, no? We've never developed macro climate control. We have developed climate control for enclosed environments, that one time Ludivine got sidetracked designing a better clean room.
 
Ah, no? We've never developed macro climate control. We have developed climate control for enclosed environments, that one time Ludivine got sidetracked designing a better clean room.

Then it can be used to keep Davids labratories sterile or something.

Seriously, in the end it´s of no consequence what one of our most trusted rivals would need climate control tech for - him using it against us is so unlikely, even considering it would be wasted time.

We only need to make sure that we won´t get legally shut out of using the tech ourselves at a later date and we will be getting *three Income* with no strings attached.

Really, it´s not that big a deal.
 
It´s *climate control tech*, pal - meaning that he could make the probability of snowstorms and the like decrease, meaning that he could save on weather-related repairs or similar.
This is the description when we passed the action. There is nothing mentioned about terraforming.

Ludivine set out to build a working prototype of the Shiva device, only to realize that she wanted a superior Clean Room in which to construct the rare and delicate machinery required. Then she decided she wanted it temperature regulated. One thing led to another, and before you knew it the two months were up and Ludivine had a complex capable of withstanding the vacuum of space.
 
This is the description when we passed the action. There is nothing mentioned about terraforming.

In that case, he probably wants it for his moonbase - so what?

*It doesn´t matter in the end*

David isn´t someone, whose every move can only bring pain, guys. Sure, he isn´t a saint either, but suspecting him to doublecross us at every turn will only hinder us in the end.

We should simply try to deal with him as fairly as prudent and only stabbing at him when needed.
 
Doom releasing flying vehicles might be annoying for us, but it does make the prospect of trying to take over Cloverleaf Industries more enticing.
 
[ ] Make a Counter-Offer
-[ ] 4 income but we tell David there's a super-cat cocktail floating around in his neck of the neighborhood.

We loss the race to non addictive super drugs. I'm willing to give Xanatos a DC reducer if he wants to get more involved in this mess.

[ ] Yes
-[ ] Let Mirage handle the scheduling

Mirage should be in the know of Sinatron's super plot. Let Elizabeth use her best judgement.

[ ] ChaOS

[ ] The Rain-Food-inator
The cat mafia can be bribed with this.
 
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Let's make Xanay an offer to Collaborate on the climate tech!

Something like
[] Make a Counter-Offer
-[] Write-In: 2 Income and we collaborate on all Climate Tech projects.
 
[ ] Make a Counter-Offer
-[ ] 4 income but we tell David there's a super-cat cocktail floating around in his neck of the neighborhood.

We loss the race to non addictive supper drugs. I'm willing to give Xanatos a DC reducer if he wants to get more involved in this mess.

Not a good deal at all, since he might already know of Kat considering his powerful intelligence network - so we´d be trying to fleece him for stuff he already has access to.

Let's make Xanay an offer to Collaborate on the climate tech!

Something like
[] Make a Counter-Offer
-[] Write-In: 2 Income and we collaborate on all Climate Tech projects.

That one might be doable, depending on just how vital that angle is to Davids Space (?) Programm - especially since Shego would profit from it indirectly as well.
 
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