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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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PyrrosWarrior said:
You're kinda indirecty rejecting the moral of the movie there too i.e. that there aren't any "negative" emotions because all are necessary for a person's well-being and mental stability.
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You say that, but the only moral of the movie I saw involved Sadness and its relation to Happiness. Disgust was still useless. And besides, where's Curiosity, or Love, or Sadisfaction!
 
Behold! The-

Share-My-Genius-Inator (Good): You know, you're tired of people doubting your Evil Genius all the time! It's just annoying to have to deal with people saying "That's not how science works!" or "That's against the laws of physics!" Well, you'll give them a temporary taste of how your Evil brainwaves flow, so there! Let's see them doubt your methods again!
(All units have their Learning Score set to Doof's for a single turn, traits are not changed in any way. May cause extreme quirkiness in your Hero Units)

Share-My-Genius-Inizor (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.): Somehow, Lovemuffin got their hands on your inator plans and shamelessly plagiarized them in a bid to "prove" their intellect! Now those sideshows callibrated the "inizor" to their own brain waves and fired it, you can already feel yourself becoming more irrelevant!
(All units have their Learning Score set to Lovemuffin's for a single turn, traits are not changed in any way. May cause extreme incompetence in your Hero Units)
 
If we do recruit Fred he's on the list for people to watch for DOR-15 subversion. It wouldn't be hard to hide a bowler hat under his beanie
 
Made in Heaven said:
SF Informant Ring established! Rumor Mill in San Fransokyo upgraded!
Details on the SF underground and cape scene gained!
Agent Russ has gained a new Personal Action- Reach out to Fredzilla!
Max has made progress towards reigning in his own comedy!
(Reward: 89/150)
New Personal Action for Max unlocked!
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Having more insight on Sokyo up to having additional/more in-depth Rival Reports for them is a great bonus, especially if we end up catching more info about those Bill Cultists that seem to have been pushing into Zaibatsu turf. But even more mundane infos like crimes and Cape activity is nice to have.

The ability to get Fredzilla is nice (especially since he happens to be one of the few people who ever cracked through Russ´ unflappable nature), but I am kinda on the fence about it being a PA instead of NA...oh well, I am taking it.

Honestly, I kinda expected Max getting a hang of his Toon nature to be an ongoing endeavour, so I am not hung up about it at all, especially since we made a lot of progress on it from the start.

So yeah, I am happy about how things went don´t, even if it didn´t seem to have any synergy with Mirage&Vanessa Reaching Out to the Zaibatsu after all. Then again, that idea was a long shot anyway.

lockingbane said:
.... Is the mask or alvin and the chipmunks associated with disney at all? Because I remember there being a Toonification serum in an alvin and the chipmunks animated movie and the Mask being.... Well, mask of toonification basically I kind of want to see us get either at some point... Toon Russ would be terrifying.
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Tbf, one rather popular theory regarding Russ that he actually *is a Toon* and only pretends to be a rather perceptive but otherwise normal Human for one reason or another.

So, the Mask might "only" bring his innate Tooniness to the front instead of changing him fundamentally.

...Still a very terrifyingly awesome thought of having who essentially amounts to to a Judge Doom who uses his Tooniness for GOOD instead of his own sick joy.
 
lockingbane said:
.... Is the mask or alvin and the chipmunks associated with disney at all? Because I remember there being a Toonification serum in an alvin and the chipmunks animated movie and the Mask being.... Well, mask of toonification basically I kind of want to see us get either at some point... Toon Russ would be terrifying.
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Not really? I wasn't able to get a connection going on a casual Google search. That's all I've got for now.
 
Arathnorn said:
Obviously not canon, but good. I feel like there's a reference I'm not getting
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A reference to one of the best final attacks in the history of fiction, mostly.



Also a minor reference to G Gundam side canon as well but that one's pretty much irrelevant if you don't know what it is.

yes this makes Star the Burger King shut up.
 
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Meanwhile in Sparkle-land
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    • Meanwhile in Sparkle-land

    It wasn't fair! He was Mr. Sparkles! Host of Maximum Insane Obstacle Challenge! His Sparkleheads were legion! He had his own Cereal! Two cereals technically! Mr. Sparkles' Sparkles were selling even better now that Arizona had started up their corn industry!

    This couldn't be happening. It couldn't be happening! He was a Star! Not this... hack!

    He couldn't lose! He was incredible! Amazing! His Maximum Insane Obstacle Challenge was beloved by millions!

    How could he fall to 21st on the Meowtube most watched list!?

    It wouldn't have been an issue if it were just one video. Videos faded and got stale. As long as the new content hit number one in its place everything was fine. But that wasn't what was happening!

    He hadn't hit higher than #5 in the past month! And now? Twenty one!?

    It was all his fault. Doofenshmirtz. He was trying to ruin him!

    First, he released that stupid Carpe Diem platform back in August. Oh, it seemed so perfect at the time but Mr. Sparkles knew his game now! It was all a ploy! A Plan to ruin his competition! To get the most savvy of his enemies to adopt his platform early, to transfer their accounts and all their subscribers from Meowtube to Carpe Diem and then!

    Mr. Sparkles took a deep breath, and then another. He was hyperventilating, but he couldn't stop. His rage was all consuming, the blackness of his heart was creeping into his vision until-

    The clock showed an hour later when Mr. Sparkles came to. "Doofenshmirtz!" He called out enraged. Even in his own home he couldn't escape the man's clutches!

    He shouldn't have thought about Carpe Diem. Even thinking about the way that... the way that- The Way that he had lost every single one of his subscribers when Doofenshmirtz sprung his insidious trap on him!

    He needed to sit down.

    It didn't bear worth thinking about. The past was the past. He'd risen once, he could rise again!

    At least, he could if Doofenshmirtz would stop sabotaging him!

    At every turn, the Doof was there! Mocking him with his malicious eyes!

    he'd release a new video and suddenly, there in first place? A prank video of him being punked by a teenaged girl! It wasn't even real! A staged video with fake humiliation just to mock him! this was a CEO of a national conglomerate, and he expected people to believe that he not only hired teenaged girls, but also let them prank him? With no retribution for it!? It was lunacy!

    Week after week of staged prank videos by his minions flooded Meowtube. Not just Janna The Teenaged Girl, but Kitsune (a stage name if he had ever heard one), and Goofy! A shining star of the golden age of physical comedy and they were to believe that Doofenshmirtz had hired him as a janitor!?!?!? It strained credulity!

    Twenty First place. Twenty First Place!

    Videos got old, they got stale, he could recover... but for one fact.

    The top 20 videos on Meowtube were all from DEI!

    Every Single one of them! Each one Completely staged mass market garbage!

    They weren't true art! They didn't have the soul of Maximum Insane Obstacle Challenge!

    And now! And now this latest video!

    The rage frothed inside Mr. Sparkles' breast as he stared at the thumbnail. it was Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz wearing a pair of underwear, roller skates, and a purple towel as a cape! He was younger, his hair set in a ridiculous curve as he posed with his hands out as if trying to fly.

    The rage he felt inside throttled any mirth before he could feel it, but even in the depths of his fury Mr. Sparkle could tell that this was a carefully planned and choreographed attempt to stay in first place for months! Every aspect of the costume perfectly tailored to appeal to the fickle masses of sheep that followed the soulless CEO!

    He clicked the video.

    "I am a Super Star!"

    It started up.

    It was only 10 seconds long, but every single second was perfect. It was a masterpiece of pre-planned schlock!

    The screen of his phone cracked in Mr. Sparkles clenched fist as he considered the video. It had everything he used to make Maximum Insane Obstacle Challenge a hit. Strange Costumes, bizarre humiliations, the powerful getting their comeuppance... And insult added to injury!

    There was no beating this. Doofenshmirtz had locked in his place at the top for months! And there was no sign that he would ever stop...

    He needed to die. Him, and ever single one of his employees.

    He needed to die, publicly, so everyone could see it. Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated... Mr. Sparkles would show Doofenshmirtz what evil really meant!

    His hands trembled with rage. He'd show him! He'd show them all!

    But first, he had to plan. Doofenshmirtz would die and then, everyone would be laughing with him instead of that Evil Mastermind!

    "I'll get you Doofenshmirtz..." Mr. Sparkles muttered to himself with murder in his eyes. "Soon. Very, very, soon."
     
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    • Stratagemini said:
    The top 20 videos on Meowtube were all from DEI!

    Every Single one of them! Each one Completely staged mass market garbage!
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    I choose to believe that the line up of videos includes:
    - 5 prank videos from a combination of Janna and Kitsune
    - 3 science videos from Wendy
    - 2 videos in which Technor gives general advice to letters he received
    - 2 non-classified experiments that probably end up exploding
    - 1 featuring Vanessa in some way, possibly involving fashion or talking about her experience as the daughter of a CEO
    - 1 with Dennis talking about sandwich recipes
    - 1 hidden recording from the break room in which Hego clarifies that his sister says she absolutely isn't dating his boss
    - video #16, which we don't talk about
    - 1 where Goofy and Wile E talk about the old days
    - 1 in which a a ninja somehow got on the company account and started ranting about the power of love
    - 1 video of animals acting cute
    - and 1 actual business related video which is reported by a woman with a very nice voice
     
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    Anyone can tell me the name of the Omake where Shego is affected by that machine that messes up with your feelings? For some reason, I can't find it...
     
    Speaking of social media, does anyone else think having Bradley work on a new platform sounds like it might be a good idea next turn? His trait makes it so he's rolling with a +46 bonus, which I think will give him a good chance of success when combined with Doof's bonus.
     
    Huh BH6 has a wide selection of villains.

    that said... he's not really nemesis material.
    ReaperofInterest said:
    Speaking of social media, does anyone else think having Bradley work on a new platform sounds like it might be a good idea next turn? His trait makes it so he's rolling with a +46 bonus, which I think will give him a good chance of success when combined with Doof's bonus.
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    We have bigger fish to fry
     
    ReaperofInterest said:
    Speaking of social media, does anyone else think having Bradley work on a new platform sounds like it might be a good idea next turn? His trait makes it so he's rolling with a +46 bonus, which I think will give him a good chance of success when combined with Doof's bonus.
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    That sounds like the sort of thing that would have lesser returns before we fix the security holes in DoofOS.
     
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