I mean, is there anything called an actual civilization in the Elemental Nations? We're literally talking about a society consisting of subsistence farming peasants, where height of industry is workshops centralized in literal villages that are headed by a dictatorship. Even if you destroy everything, it isn't that important. You can easily start from scratch and build a world befitting your vision without losing much, since there wasn't any meaningful civilization to begin with.
Ignoring the callousness I don't think you understand what I mean. I'm saying that to take out all the strong people in a given village you'd need to wait until they're all home and then hit the entire village with something strong and/or esoteric enough to kill them for certain in one shot.

Something that strong is liable to break the continent open like an egg shell and something that esoteric is likely to invite eldritch horror. Even if the price of life, Forbidden and Vitaly Important Lore, and Magic Items is inconsequential to you, I would think you'd still want a planet that's inhabitable to Hazou by the end of the slaughter.
 
I've just caught up with this quest and I feel like it went in a completely different route on how I would've enacted a great societal change. Looking at our own world's history, no meaningful change was ever enacted nor status quo broken without copious amounts of violence and bloodshed.
Welcome to the quest!

By trying to change a system from within and forgoing violence, you give up your most powerful options. Rather than the current milquetoast approach, it would be much better to force civilization down the throats of those in charge of the current hidebound power structures.
It depends on your definition of 'better', I think. Just as one small example, doing that normalizes the idea that mass murder is the right way to reorganize society. What's to stop another group of young ninja from running off into the woods and developing their own magical WMDs with which to take power from you?

Akatsuki had that power, unfortunately they lacked the vision to implement it due to lacking OOC information and the help of the hivemind.
Actually, they came within an ace of victory. If the allied strike force had been a few days (hours?) slower getting there, Akatsuki would already have reformed the Elemental Nations.

My personal path would have been to avoid any kind of contact with the ninja villages and create a hidden compound/research lab in a remote and unremarkable area.
Hah! Funny you mention that. The idea has been out there. You'll occasionally see someone in the thread talk about 'lighthousing', which is the process of sitting off in a hidden compound/research lab for ages doing nothing but training. It's named for a game that @Jackercracks , one of our original co-QMs, played in where the QM let the players start with a lighthouse and then they never left it.

Most of the disadvantages of traveling in a deathworld were negated when skywalkers were invented, and I doubt anyone would find you deep in Snow or in some forgotten island chain. With the invention of a WMD equivalent, it would make sense to just go 10-20 kilometers above a hidden village and simultaneously erase the most powerful of them from existence with coordinated airstrikes. You can probably wipe off all of the hidden villages with none the wiser within a week. Especially since information moves very slowly in feudal societies. Due to the hivemind, we are basically an out of context problem for the inhabitants of narutoverse. You cannot defend against the unexpected after all.
Once Akane gets another ~800 disposable XP you will be able to do that. When the QMs defined her Elemental Mastery technique we hecked up: It was intended to be an air-conditioning jutsu, so we said that it could adjust the temperature by 5C for 3 chakra. Unfortunately, we forgot to attach the words "...up to a maximum of" on that sentence. One of the players looked at it and said "Oh, hey, we can use this to cool the air enough that oxygen and nitrogen distill out as liquids. Cast that 10-20 km above a hidden village and it will rain down LOX which will freeze the ground. More air will come rushing in to fill the empty place left behind, that air will be cooled and rain down, and so on. Oh, and when it hits the ground it will immediately boil off, drenching the area in explosive gas (O2) which will spread out of the zone, start to warm up, rise, and repeat. It's basically a hurricane on its side."

Of course, the fact that such an act is possible -- or that such a strategy is possible -- doesn't mean that the characters would be willing to do it. That's part of why the quest went where it did. The hivemind are generally good people and the characters in the story have steered Hazō into relatively prosocial patterns.
 
I don't think there is a single society that one day decided they would change. French had "the" Revolution,

From what I can tell, it was a disaster.

America had the revolution and the civil war, most of Europe had two world wars.

A revolution that was relatively conservative(because the Americans were already self governing), a civil war that was a disaster. Ditto for Europe. You could even said that the world wars had weakened the Europeans as world powers.

Yet, the British manages to abolish slavery without needing to go to war. Our good nature neighbor up north managed to become independent without having to fight a war. Ditto for Australia.

That's why you want societies that can change itself...without having to fight a war.
 
I've just caught up with this quest and I feel like it went in a completely different route on how I would've enacted a great societal change. Looking at our own world's history, no meaningful change was ever enacted nor status quo broken without copious amounts of violence and bloodshed.

By trying to change a system from within and forgoing violence, you give up your most powerful options. Rather than the current milquetoast approach, it would be much better to force civilization down the throats of those in charge of the current hidebound power structures. Akatsuki had that power, unfortunately they lacked the vision to implement it due to lacking OOC information and the help of the hivemind.

My personal path would have been to avoid any kind of contact with the ninja villages and create a hidden compound/research lab in a remote and unremarkable area. And only show ourselves when we had Naruto equivalent of a WMD and ability to bring civilization through judicious application of violence due to being S-level ninjas. A somewhat benevolent Akatsuki if you will.

After making an example out of the most powerful villages by means of complete and unexpected annihilation, especially Leaf due to its high concentration of powerful combatants, we would start a brutal culling campaign of any jounin level and above ninja.

We could've rebuilt everything from the ashes after breaking up the clan system, wide scale propaganda and indoctrination, as well as mandatory education for ninja and civilians alike. In 4-5 generations, we would've been left with our slice of Elemental Nations that had at least a post industrial revolution equivalent, unified under our supreme ideology by a new generation that grew up under constant propaganda in every facet of their lives, backed by the threat of what are basically nukes.

Democracy, abolition of slavery, abolition of serfdom etc. none of these were achieved without millions of deaths in real history. Of course, it isn't very rational to expect a mostly subsistence farming feudal society to come up with modern ideas on their own, but with the help of the hivemind it would be possible to bypass these limitations. In the end, it is worth it to sacrifice some 10-20k ninja lives for the untold millions of the next generations.
Your preferred strategy was actually the subject of one of the greatest debates of the quest. It was long, it was extensive, it was evenly-balanced, mods had to step in when people started using game theoretic coersion to dissuade certain vectors of debate, and we amazingly stayed civil throughout. In the end we passed the decision off to Hazou, modeled by OliWhail to the best of his ability, and Hazou decided to take us to Leaf.

The alternative was what we called Hidden Heaven, a new village made in the sky using skywalker and skytower technology, unassailable by the rest of the villages as we stayed hidden or made our presence known as we saw fit. I don't recall any more details we talked about it, but I can say that it would have been just as valid a route as joining Leaf, it just was the path we didn't take.

There are a few weaknesses revealed in hindsight, though. The first is that despite the memes we don't actually have that much in the way of WMDs. EM is our best option, unactualized as it is, but it's still just one option and it doesn't match the heights some of our many failed ideas were supposed to reach. We may yet find more WMD ideas but with the failure of SINs we're down to our last card right now.

The second is Akatsuki. It may seem a given that they lose now in retrospect, but I can assure you that is not the case. Akatsuki's plan was nearly perfect, each village they stole Jinchuuriki from kept the matter under wraps so as to not advertise weakness, and as a result investigation into them was dispersed across the EN's various networks. By the time they made their move on Gaara, there still wasn't enough actionable information in one place to do anything about it, and even though all the Kages were gathered at the Chuunin Exams it wasn't a given that they would be able to sit down and share what they had. Or that what they had would be enough, without the lead to Team Bloodrage that we provided.

But even assuming that Akatsuki couldn't just complete their ritual undisturbed, without skywalkers it's unlikely the Five Kage Alliance could win. Much of Akatsuki had their own ways to defy gravity, and aerial supremacy is just too strong an advantage for a relatively equal fighting force to overcome. Even as it was, with Kages on skywalkers, the battle simulator the QMs used spat out an Akatsuki victory half the time. And we also had the advantage of Pein being stuck in the ritual, when we have WOG that in battle he'd be worth multiple Akatsuki members.

It's an odd point to focus on but I'm pretty confident that if we went for the Hidden Heaven route the odds of Akatsuki winning rises dramatically, and then all our plans go down the drain because the future of the world belongs to Pein. Still, we had no way of knowing at the time, so this is only something to invoke in the lens of hindsight.

And the benefits of joining Leaf should not be understated either. Not only do we have a direct voice in the oligarchic council ruling the strongest country in the world, but we got Shadow Clone, and with it the means to become S-Rank in a matter of years. For all our WMD designs, we never had anything that would truly overcome our critical weakness of being a bunch of weak kids beneath all the seals. With Shadow Clone, we have the ability to achieve XP rates previously reserved for memetic estimations of Itachi's growth rate. With Shadow Clone, we can become some of the strongest ninjas in the world on top of our world-shaking inventions. With Shadow Clone, we can conquer Leaf in all but name and turn it to whatever goals we wish.

Right now Hazou seems to want to stop WWIV from happening. I certainly want to delay it, because time is our ally, but when push comes to shove I've never truly ruled out the option of instigating a war for the fate of the world and crushing the opposition to create a new world order based on Uplift. It just hasn't come up yet, because no matter what road we walk our first steps are the same: become God, then figure out the rest.

Anyways, welcome! It's always nice to see someone bring new ideas and ambitions to the thread. While we didn't go for Hidden Heaven in the end the mindset that created it is still valuable and can help us win the Leaf route too, so I hope you're willing to stick around and help us fix this Jashinforsaken wasteland one apocalypse at a time.
 
Maybe we could combine Daybright Seals with a modified explosive tag (sustained reaction, no boom, just warmth?) to make greenhouses? MEW makes granite, which would be airtight, which might make for a (mostly) sealed off environment...?
If we dig underground spaces deep enough we can forgoes the modified explosive tag and jjust use Daybright Seals. My concern would be CO2 pooling and ventilation though. Luckily we have pangolins.

Your choice of MEW is probably prohibitively expensive.
 
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I was thinking we could start off with high priced or rarer herbs to start with. Low volume but high prices to get more bucks for our bang.

And then turn around to use the money to buy chakra.

Those magical MfD-morphine plants? Make a bunch, sell at a discount to hospital? Make money, provide medical supplies to Tsunade for (relative to other suppliers) cheap.

If we dig underground spaces deep enough we can forgoes the modified explosive tag and jjust use Daybright Seals. My concern would be CO2 pooling and ventilation though. Luckily we have pangolins.

Your choice of MEW is probably prohibitively expensive.

You're right, the Pangolins (seemed to) live in Burrows underground. They probably know about ventilation and stuff, that we can then augment with Purifier seals and whatnot.
 
This seems like the beginning of a plan. I'd personally recommend we discuss how we are going to distribute the food to the population with Asuma. He'd probably be able to sort out the logistic way better than we can.
Right, we just need money to pay for the food. Hence, Doggo gold.
So I haven't kept up with discussion for the while or the past 8ish chapters (depression is a bitch lol) but why are we worried about the famine? This seems like a thing for the village to solve not us. It also seems to slow down our ascent to godhood. Once again haven't read everything so I'm sure there is stuff I'm missing
Starving people are bad? Even if we weren't the cause of the famine (which we are) I'm of the opinion that it's worth a plan or two helping. Also if you want a pragmatic reason, we are ingratiating ourselves to Asuma by making Hazou absolutely indispensable.
 
Those magical MfD-morphine plants? Make a bunch, sell at a discount to hospital? Make money, provide medical supplies to Tsunade for (relative to other suppliers) cheap.
I forgot about that. That's a good idea.

I was actually referring to the following quote.
Elaborate gardens, some of which contained rare medicinal herbs
We probably should look into them. They might be really helpful and great for our clan finances.
 
We probably should look into them. They might be really helpful and great for our clan finances.
isn't that from orochimaru's estate we got kicked out from?

He had income streams aside from the Pangolin money. You can tell that they're there but you cannot understand what they are or how to put your hands on them because the paranoid bastard wrote the accounts in something that is at best a cryptic shorthand and may actually be active encoding.

If you manage to figure out what these revenues are and how to get at them, and if he hasn't bequeathed them to Naruto or someone else, then you'll be in better shape than you are.
money money money

as well as concealed pits and multiple sets of support beams with "PLACE EXPLOSIVE TAG HERE TO CAUSE COLLAPSE" painted on them
orochimaru caused the collapse! jk
 
orochimaru caused the collapse! jk
Uh-huh. Remember how just before the Collapse Mari was certain that Rock was about to make a decapitation strike on Leaf even while most other political analysts thought she was being paranoid, and how she made sure to stockpile resources and make plans in preparation for that, and how it just so happened that right before the Collapse all of the young clan heirs friendly to us ended up gathered in one place safely off any clan grounds after a Gouketsu event she heavily participated in, and how our compound wasn't touched but our-mortal-enemy Hokage died, and how the Collapse was only possible due to detailed insider information about Leaf's layout, and how afterwards she had a ready-made plan for minimizing Rock's victory which she made sure to personally propose during a Council vote thereby earning brownie points, and how she was half-running Heartbreaker while all of this was happening? Yup, that's right: no collusion or double-crosses took place, all of these are just coincidences.
 
Dream Me 1: "What happens when a being of greater ontological weight enters our dreams?"

Dream Me 2: "Their presence warps and subverts. Dangerous thing to do in dreams, which are reflections of our inner selves."

Dream Me 1: "Quite so. Accidental or intentional, it happens."

Dream Me 2: "Because the weight of their very existence makes it so."

Dream Me 1: "Good, you've been studying. Now, what happens when a being of greater ontological weight enters the afterlife?"

Dream Me 2: "..."

Dream Me 1: "Subversion of the very souls that reside there, which will have an unknown effect on the Wheel of Samsara."

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Don't know what the hell I ate last night to dream that, but I think I now know why the Mori (as phrased by Kei during her reconciliation with Ami during the Chunnin Exams) "aren't allowed" to access the Mori Voice in their dreams.
 
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Dream Me 1: "What happens when a being of greater ontological weight enters our dreams?"

Dream Me 2: "Their presence warps and subverts. Dangerous thing to do in dreams, which are reflections of our inner selves."

Dream Me 1: "Quite so. Accidental or intentional, it happens."

Dream Me 2: "Because the weight of their very existence makes it so."

Dream Me 1: "Good, you've been studying. Now, what happens when a being of greater ontological weight enters the afterlife?"

Dream Me 2: "..."

Dream Me 1: "Subversion of the very souls that reside there, which will have an unknown effect on the Wheel of Samsara."

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Don't know what the hell I ate last night to dream that, but I think I now know why the Mori (as phrased by KEI during her reconciliation with Ami during the Chunnin Exams) "aren't allowed" to access the Mori Voice in their dreams.
Were you perchance reading The Sandman in bed?
 
Were you perchance reading The Sandman in bed?
Nope, I was actually reading old MfD chapters... But something tells me I may have (accidentally) been calling Cthulhu in my sleep, and since Cthulhu's tired of sending me to voicemail so often, they decided to sit me down and explain why it's a bad idea to draw the attention of an Elder God.
 
Nope, I was actually reading old MfD chapters... But something tells me I may have (accidentally) been calling Cthulhu in my sleep, and since Cthulhu's tired of sending me to voicemail so often, they decided to sit me down and explain why it's a bad idea to draw the attention of an Elder God.
If you're familiar with the original Call of Cthulhu story, you'll be aware that giving people strange dreams is his whole shtick. IIRC, that's what the call of Cthulhu is.
 
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Uh-huh. Remember how just before the Collapse Mari was certain that Rock was about to make a decapitation strike on Leaf even while most other political analysts thought she was being paranoid, and how she made sure to stockpile resources and make plans in preparation for that, and how it just so happened that right before the Collapse all of the young clan heirs friendly to us ended up gathered in one place safely off any clan grounds after a Gouketsu event she heavily participated in, and how our compound wasn't touched but our-mortal-enemy Hokage died, and how the Collapse was only possible due to detailed insider information about Leaf's layout, and how afterwards she had a ready-made plan for minimizing Rock's victory which she made sure to personally propose during a Council vote thereby earning brownie points, and how she was half-running Heartbreaker while all of this was happening? Yup, that's right: no collusion or double-crosses took place, all of these are just coincidences.
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Goddammit. @Velorien , @OliWhail, I think we need to talk about two-factor authentication again. The players are still hacking the QM docs.
 
Do we know how long daybright seals last? How long do they last and how much chakra(if relevant) do they use? Efficiency of these seals determine how much time our sealmasters spent making seals and our operating costs.

That's why you want to use the sun whenever possible, but a greenhouse is probably not a feasible design for us unless we make industrial glass possible.

If we get our finance into good shape, we should definitely fund an alchemical and metallurgy lab.
 
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Do we know how long daybright seals last? How long do they last and how much chakra(if relevant) do they use? Efficiency of these seals determine how much time our sealmasters spent making seals and our operating costs.

That's why you want to use the sun whenever possible, but a greenhouse is probably not a feasible design for us unless we make industrial glass possible.

If we get our finance into good shape, we should definitely fund an alchemical and metallurgy lab.
What about ice harvesting? It's November and there was plenty of snow outside. We can probably get a pretty penny for it when spring and summer arrives.

Might be a good punishment for Haru to.
 
Actually, they came within an ace of victory. If the allied strike force had been a few days (hours?) slower getting there, Akatsuki would already have reformed the Elemental Nations.
So actually Hidan, who has always been the least sensible Akatsuki (that we've seen) and definitely didn't share Pain's philosophy, is the sole reason they failed? Did he send those idiot cultists to the Chūnin exams on purpose?
 
Uh-huh. Remember how just before the Collapse Mari was certain that Rock was about to make a decapitation strike on Leaf even while most other political analysts thought she was being paranoid, and how she made sure to stockpile resources and make plans in preparation for that, and how it just so happened that right before the Collapse all of the young clan heirs friendly to us ended up gathered in one place safely off any clan grounds after a Gouketsu event she heavily participated in, and how our compound wasn't touched but our-mortal-enemy Hokage died, and how the Collapse was only possible due to detailed insider information about Leaf's layout, and how afterwards she had a ready-made plan for minimizing Rock's victory which she made sure to personally propose during a Council vote thereby earning brownie points, and how she was half-running Heartbreaker while all of this was happening? Yup, that's right: no collusion or double-crosses took place, all of these are just coincidences.
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fuck
 
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