It's possible that the goal is to damage Hazou/Keiko relations by "exposing" Hazou like this and hoping he'll eat his foot, thereby either sabotaging Keiko's emotional state, or dividing us, or something along those lines.

I suppose it would be fine to delay. What's your opinion on tell/not-tell Keiko and Noburi everything? Perhaps we could use the time to comprehensively explain ourselves.

How would the attacker know that we haven't done this with Keiko's blessing, though? Strictly speaking, not even Ami knows we haven't, though she probably has a pretty solid suspicion. If Keiko is one of the intended targets, then the perpetrator must be Ami or someone acting on her behalf.
 
But before all that

This is a marriage proposal acceptance letter for the current heir of the Gouketsu. Thete is a good chance more people know about it, which means potentially everyone will know about. The very first thing we need to do is go to our CLAN HEAD, who knows everything about the meeting in detail, and show him the letter. Doing literally anything else, including going straight to the Mori compound immediately, would be really, reaaaally, REAAAAAAAALLY stupid.
 
[x] Action Plan: Everything Is Still Going According To Our Plans Leaving Us In Complete Control Of The Situation With No Reasons To Worry

One plan that is both not-short and has a chance of not telling Kei everything (before we get to Jiraiya, that is).
 
Hi all,

This is a combined PSA and mea-culpa.

I misunderstood discussion in the QM chat about making the timeline of Ami's actions clear; I thought the letter needed to be changed, since when I read the scene it sounded like the events were happening during the same day.

The letter's initial wording, referencing a date yesterday, was correct. The letter arrived the morning of the following day, before the next set of fights in the Chūnin Tourney.

The scene's wording will be updated to clarify this (Hazō and Noburi are talking during breakfast).
 
The letter not being from Ami seems... unlikely to me. Forging a letter sounds like the kind of thing that gets you in big trouble socially if you get caught, especially for a topic as significant as this. If Ami didn't write it, then undoubtedly she wants no part in being betrothed to someone else without her knowledge, let alone consent, and will make 'reveal whoever it was who did this and make sure they regret it'. This kind of ploy just isn't practical in the long term because someone like Ami will find out who sent the letter and will make sure they regret it.

The fact that it came by Mori messenger doesn't really seem like a problem either. Even if the messenger wasn't Ami in disguise (and it could very well have been), the Mori are not necessarily going to snoop on a message that Ami wants kept secret. The first letter we got from her came by non-Mori messenger, but there are a variety of reasons why Ami might have gone that way, ranging from an early demonstration of her favour network to ensuring Keiko doesn't take undue interest in the letter and make it harder for us to get there.

I can see this being made for the Hyuuga to see, though. Plaintext on a message delivered by the Mori? I wouldn't be surprised in the least to find that Hiashi read it before we did. This could serve a few purposes: it could cause turmoil in the Leaf delegation as Jiraiya has to smooth things over with bewildered and irate Leaf-nin, thus giving Mist an advantage, it could be Ami trying to make it harder to reject so that Jiraiya's more likely to let her go through with it, and probably a few other minor things I haven't thought of.

It might still be a bluff, but I do think it's really from Ami.
 
One day, I hope we'll be able to rain such delicious mayhem upon an individual by calling forth a few small favors out of a stack of hundreds.
 
Well, with that cleared up: any other ideas for why she may have done it, aside from those?:
  • It's fake:
    • Ami continues to demonstrate how she could've sabotaged us.
    • It's a coded message.
  • It's real. Ami wants to:
    • Make herself too valuable to Mist to be disposed of.
      • Expects WW4 and wants off front lines?
    • Strengthen Mist/Leaf alliance.
    • Get more power/influence, sees opportunity in this.
    • Reconcile with Keiko, and can't do it in Mist.
 
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Well, with that cleared up: any other ideas for why she may have done it, aside from those?:

After spending an hour with Hazou, she predicts him ending the world within the year, and desperately wants to avert it.

Wouldn't even be that wrong about it, to be honest. If the war actually starts for real, it's going to become progressively harder to stop the @Radvic faction from convincing everyone else to deploy some real firepower.
 
One day, I hope we'll be able to rain such delicious mayhem upon an individual by calling forth a few small favors out of a stack of hundreds.
This may happen sooner than later, what with Ami moving into our lives.

I genuinely wonder how will that look like...
1) Keiko will have her dear sister back, so that's a +++ to her SAN. At the same time, we may need some additional work to make sure she's not sitting back because her sister does everything better than her.
2) Ami is surfing on a tidal wave of lies, which is both impressive and horrifying. That means we get a near-kage level member of the clan, but also a Killbox-tier problem on our hands. Need to thread lightly, as even a small misstep could cause a disaster in this clusterfuck.
3) Hazou's life will get very interesting, with pranks like the one we see right now a more common occurence (and boy is that going to draw attention like a black hole- look at the last two updates). Lots of potential social complications to predict (especially anything involving Ami and Leaf).
4) Hivemind enters a new stage of their lives, filled with memes, frantic speculation and insanity. I mean, filled with greater intensity of those things.

I honestly hope this proposal is real.
 
[x] Action Plan: Everything Is Still Going According To Our Plans Leaving Us In Complete Control Of The Situation With No Reasons To Worry
 
Assuming it is, I wonder how on board the Mori are, maybe we can grab some sweet stuff from them. They shouldn't know about the cheating seal stealing eyes we have.
It's worth noting that Ami's political stance (or at least one political stunt) stepped on the toes of her clan head.
Now, assuming that enormous chain of guesses and assumptions was right, Mori Biwako had taken advantage of one family member's invitation to bring in another. The kid—no, it was worth making a note of her name now—Mori Ami was an effective counter to that woman's efforts to restore the numbers advantage, and with the former Mizukage candidate and a third faction's representative on board, the Mori clan head must have been preparing a serious blow against the Mizukage. Jiraiya imagined she'd force her to commit to something big in front of him, something which would strengthen the Mori's position and advance their own agenda in the negotiations.

All within the context of a pleasant family dinner, of course, without any of those other pesky diplomats to get in the way.

Then her darling grandsomething had swept the carpet from under her. In a context where the Mizukage was being reminded of her vulnerability before her backers (which Jiraiya assumed the Mori to be), Mori Ami was offering the woman the support she needed, on the condition that she follow Ami's foreign policy. At the same time, she was essentially holding the threat of alliance with the Hokage over everybody's head, saying that if they weren't going to steer the negotiations the way she wanted, she'd back the Hokage who would. Jiraiya almost wanted the Mizukage and Mori Biwako to turn her down just so he could see what her game plan was for supporting the sovereign leader of another state against her own. He doubted she was going to go the Keiko route.
It can go both ways, of course, but it's more likely Mori clan merely... tolerates Ami's actions (and only because they can't just off her... yet).
 
...would we have to pay a dowry if we accept? IIRC there was a thing between Keiko's and Shikamaru's wedding.
 
...would we have to pay a dowry if we accept? IIRC there was a thing between Keiko's and Shikamaru's wedding.
A dowry is paid to the grooms family by the brides family traditionally, IIRC?

HAZOU: Can I have the seals too?

BIWAKO: Yes yes now get her the fuck out of Mist please

HAZOU:... can I have Ryugamine?

BIWAKO: *plops the Angel Without Mercy into a cart*

HAZOU: Sweeeeeet.

JIRAIYA: Noburi.

NOBURI: Yes?

JIRAIYA: We're going to the bar. Now.

NOBURI: Sir?

JIRAIYA: Also, give me all of the willowbark you have.
 
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