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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest

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huhYeahGoodPoint said:
Right, one of the fun details that we're going to have to deal with soon: Peeing rotations.

We're about to drink ludicrous amounts of water in an hour to keep the pain-train going; for reference, all of us are drinking 1L+ per fight. This means that we're probably going to be A) extremely well hydrated and B) in desperate need of figuring out who goes to the bathroom when.
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I think it can be compressed under a liter.

That being said, figuring out how to pee will literally be a bigger problem that Super Team Downfall, because peeing won't give us 700 chakra. If we really want to make Hinata hurt, we let that phrase slip sometime tomorrow.

I do feel bad for her. She hasn't done anything we wouldn't in her situation. We were just on opposite sides, and Mist served her to us on a silver platter.
 
huhYeahGoodPoint said:
Right, one of the fun details that we're going to have to deal with soon: Peeing rotations.

We're about to drink ludicrous amounts of water in an hour to keep the pain-train going; for reference, all of us are drinking 1L+ per fight. This means that we're probably going to be A) extremely well hydrated and B) in desperate need of figuring out who goes to the bathroom when.
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And then there's Keiko. Who's probably drunk like 2L water by now, over the course of a half-hour. She's actually at risk of hyponatremia from this, unless Noburi's chakra water is isotonic. Which could totally be the case given the normal use for their chakra water.
Golden Eyed King said:
Glad we fulfilled the optional objective of "Dunk on the Hyuuga kids"

P.S. what is ISK?
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I think you're thinking about ISC, meaning Ino-Shika-Cho. Basically Team Asuma, abbreviated to save typing and/or word count.
 
Somebody did, in fact, write ISK at one point. Can confirm as I was also confused until I came to the conclusion of human error.

Edit: Ah, rendered irrelevant and vindicated at once. What a feeling.
 
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faflec said:
And then there's Keiko. Who's probably drunk like 2L water by now, over the course of a half-hour. She's actually at risk of hyponatremia from this, unless Noburi's chakra water is isotonic. Which could totally be the case given the normal use for their chakra water.

I think you're thinking about ISC, meaning Ino-Shika-Cho. Basically Team Asuma, abbreviated to save typing and/or word count.
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Um. Shit. Is this going to be a problem @eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail ? Do we need to specify that we need to mix honey in that water soon?
 
faflec said:
Noburi's a medic and a Wakahisa; if he doesn't know stuff about overdrinking the water that he's had on his back his whole goddamn ninja career he shouldn't have made it past the Academy.
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Have we ever needed to blow past the safe and reasonable limits in such a manner before? Like, I can totally see the Wakahisa telling him "don't worry, you can basically always transfer enough chakra", on the assumption that there wouldn't ever be a situation where he'd be transferring nearly a hundred CP to the same people within a single hour several times, which, surprise surprise, is the exact rare situation we're in right now.
 
huhYeahGoodPoint said:
Have we ever needed to blow past the safe and reasonable limits in such a manner before? Like, I can totally see the Wakahisa telling him "don't worry, you can basically always transfer enough chakra", on the assumption that there wouldn't ever be a situation where he'd be transferring nearly a hundred CP to the same people within a single hour several times, which, surprise surprise, is the exact rare situation we're in right now.
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Most highschool athletes in our world are at least vaguely aware of the dangers of drinking too much water and not enough electrolytes.

I will eat my running shoes if this is not covered in basic academy first aid class.
 
huhYeahGoodPoint said:
Have we ever needed to blow past the safe and reasonable limits in such a manner before? Like, I can totally see the Wakahisa telling him "don't worry, you can basically always transfer enough chakra", on the assumption that there wouldn't ever be a situation where he'd be transferring nearly a hundred CP to the same people within a single hour several times, which, surprise surprise, is the exact rare situation we're in right now.
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We've done it before. Several times, actually: Keiko drank 1.5L over the course of a few minutes, both during the Sunset Racer fight and at the end of the Third Exam. It's not as much as I think she's drunk RN (2L is my estimate) but Keiko's actually spaced it out a bit. ~1L at 7PM, another ~1L 10-25 minutes later.
 
18scsc said:
and we secured enough chakra to refill everyone plus an additional 700CP.
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You used up some, so there isn't actually 700 left. Still more than Noburi's 500 though.
huhYeahGoodPoint said:
Iiiincidentally, @eaglejarl , was that XP reward for the whole plan, or just this assault?
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For this update and the next, at least.

Golden Eyed King said:
That was fucking awesome. The gang handled that like pros and the minor villages now have had a taste of LEAF POWAH!
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It also shows a good example of why MfD ninja combat is like rocket tag: The first one to hit, wins. It's actually hard to write a long fight scene like Let the Bodies Hit the Floor now that you all have some serious power under your belts, as well as a variety of options.


Also, important notes about the 5SB payment to the pangolins: being late in your payment would be a bad plan, Jiraiya cannot infuse your version of the seal, and you have never seen his version and so cannot draw it, fortunately, you have seen his version so can draw that, as @faflec has just reminded me, so none of this is relevant and why are you even reading it?
 
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eaglejarl said:
Also, important notes about the 5SB payment to the pangolins: Jiraiya cannot infuse your version of the seal, you have never seen his version and so cannot draw it, and being late in your payment would be a bad plan.
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eaglejarl said:
It had been a long night-and-morning of sealcrafting, but the work was done. Or, at least, Hazō's part was done now that the blanks were drawn. He had yet to learn the Five-Seal Barrier seal, so Kagome-sensei or Jiraiya would need to infuse them. Still, that was a lot less effort and vastly less time-consuming than actually setting brush to paper. After a certain point it even became easy enough to do without paying much attention—witness the fact that Jiraiya had simply told him to "just drop the pile on the desk with all the other papers; I'll go through them while I read the morning reports." Hazō was confident that it would be a long time before he felt safe doing that.
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eaglejarl said:
You used up some, so there isn't actually 700 left. Still more than Noburi's 500 though.

For this update and the next, at least.


It also shows a good example of why MfD ninja combat is like rocket tag: The first one to hit, wins. It's actually hard to write a long fight scene like Let the Bodies Hit the Floor now that you all have some serious power under your belts, as well as a variety of options.


Also, important notes about the 5SB payment to the pangolins: Jiraiya cannot infuse your version of the seal, you have never seen his version and so cannot draw it, and being late in your payment would be a bad plan.
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You have been @faflec -ed my dear sir.
 
Enjou said:
Now, I want you to imagine for a second what Hinata's report to her father will look like. Gōketsu has been screwed over by the proctors in every single event, doing fairly well in the second event, scoring first in the third event, and ultimately barely squeaking by in the fourth event due to help from Nara Shikamaru. Then comes the fifth event. She's put against the Gōketsu siblings, is paired with someone whose jutsu synergizes amazingly well with her own, and someone who knows what the Gōketsu siblings are planning to do.

She is trounced. Instantly, completely, and utterly. She was not able to even put up a defense.

This will not be a fun report to give, methinks.
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Just blame it on Neji.

"But Neji wasn't even in this Ev-"

Don't care, Neji's fault. Neji, for failing the main branch yet again, you will serve as Hinata's butler for a month.

NEJI: Dammit.
 
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