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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest

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That was fucking awesome. The gang handled that like pros and the minor villages now have had a taste of LEAF POWAH!

Edit:what is ISK?
 
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Kiba said:
Isn't the invisible Waterfall ninja the most difficult opponent to defeat?
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Easy, throw enough explosives that they get caught by at least two or three of them. Going undetected does you no good when everywhere is pain.

(Seriously speaking though we do have Pangolins who can detect things by smell and one of our teammates might have something up their sleeve, and if they do pretty much anything then they give away their position and make our jobs much easier)
 
Ren: The Gotēsku kids are the best ninja Mist had to offer this generation. How in the world you missed them?
Instructors: Um.....
 
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The corner of Hazama's lips quirked. "The way that Mist has been screwing them over this whole time, I wouldn't be surprised if they assumed it."

Hinata frowned. "What do you mean?"

Hazama looked at her in surprise. "You haven't noticed? In the swamp event, the proctors were publicly talking about where the Gōketsu would be dropped off, and then they dropped them off last. I don't know what happened in the third event, but I assume there was something. Then, in the fourth event, Gōketsu Hazō's assigned role was a thinly-disguised version of Jiraiya. In this event they were the first ones led away, so everyone knows who is on their team but they don't know anyone else. Oh, and don't forget that they were in the dossiers that were being circulated back in the barracks."

Hinata carefully did not say that the dossiers were a Team Gōketsu fiction and the information contained therein was, at best, distorted. The rest of it, though....
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Now, I want you to imagine for a second what Hinata's report to her father will look like. Gōketsu has been screwed over by the proctors in every single event, doing fairly well in the second event, scoring first in the third event, and ultimately barely squeaking by in the fourth event due to help from Nara Shikamaru. Then comes the fifth event. She's put against the Gōketsu siblings, is paired with someone whose jutsu synergizes amazingly well with her own, and someone who knows what the Gōketsu siblings are planning to do.

She is trounced. Instantly, completely, and utterly. She was not able to even put up a defense.

This will not be a fun report to give, methinks.
 
Anyway, when this rampage is done we really should start on that massive pile of 5SBs we need to make; my calcs, assuming Hazou has maximum efficiency (spoiler alert: no), places the man-hours at around 47 hours of straight drawing.
 
Enjou said:
Now, I want you to imagine for a second what Hinata's report to her father will look like. Gōketsu has been screwed over by the proctors in every single event, doing fairly well in the second event, scoring first in the third event, and ultimately barely squeaking by in the fourth event due to help from Nara Shikamaru. Then comes the fifth event. She's put against the Gōketsu siblings, is paired with someone whose jutsu synergizes amazingly well with her own, and someone who knows what the Gōketsu siblings are planning to do.

She is trounced. Instantly, completely, and utterly. She was not able to even put up a defense.

This will not be a fun report to give, methinks.
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I almost, almost, feel bad for her. Except, the more her dad's an asshole, the easier it'll be to get her on our side.
 
Enjou said:
Now, I want you to imagine for a second what Hinata's report to her father will look like. Gōketsu has been screwed over by the proctors in every single event, doing fairly well in the second event, scoring first in the third event, and ultimately barely squeaking by in the fourth event due to help from Nara Shikamaru. Then comes the fifth event. She's put against the Gōketsu siblings, is paired with someone whose jutsu synergizes amazingly well with her own, and someone who knows what the Gōketsu siblings are planning to do.

She is trounced. Instantly, completely, and utterly. She was not able to even put up a defense.

This will not be a fun report to give, methinks.
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She had the opportunity to cooperate during the last event. If she had, we wouldn't have had to crush her into the dirt like this.
 
Enjou said:
Now, I want you to imagine for a second what Hinata's report to her father will look like. Gōketsu has been screwed over by the proctors in every single event, doing fairly well in the second event, scoring first in the third event, and ultimately barely squeaking by in the fourth event due to help from Nara Shikamaru. Then comes the fifth event. She's put against the Gōketsu siblings, is paired with someone whose jutsu synergizes amazingly well with her own, and someone who knows what the Gōketsu siblings are planning to do.

She is trounced. Instantly, completely, and utterly. She was not able to even put up a defense.

This will not be a fun report to give, methinks.
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Do you know what that quote also implies?

She doesn't even believe the dossiers were legit info.

The gall of this girl!!
 
huhYeahGoodPoint said:
Anyway, when this rampage is done we really should start on that massive pile of 5SBs we need to make; my calcs, assuming Hazou has maximum efficiency (spoiler alert: no), places the man-hours at around 47 hours of straight drawing.
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We are going to be burning a lot of combat-related seals like explosives, Goo Bombs, pepper Macerators, Banshees...I feel that it'd best for us to restock on what we have before working on 5SB for the Pangolins.

Also we should spend an hour or so getting all the ninjas in one place. This way we can keep an eye on them and ensure they're unable to fight against us.
 
Shikaku: Hmm... I see, you intentionally performed badly in the social event in order to present yourself as desperate in the next, which logically would be heavy combat. The perceived desperation would both increase the drama of your story, spreading the legend, and excuse your brutality while still showing you capable of it. Furthermore, by performing poorly in social events, you make yourself seem incapable of guile, which is the absolute best reputation to have. Compounded with your approach to the second event, I can only draw one conclusion. Team uplift is scheming for power on a global scale, and no one sees it but me.
 
Right, one of the fun details that we're going to have to deal with soon: Peeing rotations.

We're about to drink ludicrous amounts of water in an hour to keep the pain-train going; for reference, all of us are drinking 1L+ per fight. This means that we're probably going to be A) extremely well hydrated and B) in desperate need of figuring out who goes to the bathroom when.
 
Glad we fulfilled the optional objective of "Dunk on the Hyuuga kids"

P.S. what is ISK?

Apparently I am a dumb and read ISC as ISK.
 
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