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I love both this quest and its players.

Me: "Oh, hey, [here] are several 1,000+ word analyses on this character's thought processes and life experience. A few hundred words on why they may like this other character, and how I think they'd both be cute in a relationship together!"

Someone: "But how to actually get them together, though?"

Me: "...No clue."
 
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Me: "Oh, hey, [here] are several 1,000+ word analyses on this character's thought process and life experience. A few hundred words on why they may like this other character, and how I think they'd both be cute in a relationship together!"

Someone: "But how to actually get them together, though?"

Me: "...No clue."
So it's the opposite of real life, where nobody knows why people work the way they do, but just throwing them at each other and hoping for the best has a remarkably high success rate.
 
Personally I think the best way to develop the foundation for a Hazō snowflake romance would be to just develop a plan or scheme that they could work on together. Then In the time while we're working together we build chemistry and get the first steps towards a romance
 
Added a plan of send him a simple letter asking if he'd like to meet over some tea, with a promise that we won't hurt him (not that we could as a semi-crippled chuunin) and some chocolate. Rinse and repeat over time until we have a meeting, I suppose?
Jumping straight to an in-person meeting feels a bit rushed to me. It could work, and speed up the timetable considerably, but I worry it might just sour our only chance to get him out of his shell. Maybe instead we could just explain some about who we are and why we're doing this, and maybe offer to answer questions he has about how the EN is doing (as long as the answers aren't classified, of course).

"Be penpals with you so we can get to know each other better, and I send you luxuries every time" is the sort of strategy I expect to have a high chance of working even if we outright tell him what we're planning, and mix that in with a general open-ness and I think we stand a good chance of in time reaching the point where we're in regular contact and could think about meeting in-person.
 
Jumping straight to an in-person meeting feels a bit rushed to me. It could work, and speed up the timetable considerably, but I worry it might just sour our only chance to get him out of his shell. Maybe instead we could just explain some about who we are and why we're doing this, and maybe offer to answer questions he has about how the EN is doing (as long as the answers aren't classified, of course).

"Be penpals with you so we can get to know each other better, and I send you luxuries every time" is the sort of strategy I expect to have a high chance of working even if we outright tell him what we're planning, and mix that in with a general open-ness and I think we stand a good chance of in time reaching the point where we're in regular contact and could think about meeting in-person.
Don't have time, provide a wording and I'll add it.
 
@Paperclipped Maybe just talk to Mari about how to optimize the letter + offering gift?

Actually, the Asuma thing might need to be confirmed too...Maybe you could just move the "Check with Mari first." thing to under the Kei/Tenten ceremony?
 
Send Mareo a letter and some high-quality chocolate. Tell him we'd like to meet over tea, and swear not to harm him or take his Scroll (not that we could).
I'm personally okay with this, but here's one approach that may be more in line with what @Inferno Vulpix wants but has some incentive for him to participate:

  • Send Mareo a letter and some high-quality chocolate. Hazou is looking for DRAGONWAR help from every Summoner he can find. Explain crisis and threat posed to the Bears. Is Mareo comfortable exchanging letters?
 
Why'd we stop again anyways?
It wasn't the inciting reason. But a factor to consider is I think it was causing Mari to adopt the Heartbreaker personality more.

Is inviting Mareo to join Leaf treason?
We should check out Mareo's bingo book entry. To see why he became missing nin (maybe evil deeds). And to see his likes/dislikes (to make bribing easier).
 
Just spending time together, in general, with plausibly-romantic undertones. Perhaps spending time with her in the evening, for tea? Many mention something to the effect of Hazou liking her uniform during Yuno's Birthday Ceremony (perhaps frame it in terms of color-contrasting her hair-ribbon to keep it PG)? It'd be a nice throwback to Snowflake asking Hazou if he liked her ribbon.

No idea how to actually go about romancing Snowflake though.
On reflection, the scene that I want to see is Hazou talking through the consequences of being an SC with Snowflake -- how when push comes to shove, it seems tempting to use her as a suicide token since she can't really die. Apologizing for the Isan thing while also trying to understand how it must feel to have to face death while only consciously knowing that you're unable to die without any of the emotional backing.

Not very romantic (because, again, I don't really think there's a romance there), but very important to Snowflake I'd bet.
@Paperclipped Maybe just talk to Mari about how to optimize the letter + offering gift?

Actually, the Asuma thing might need to be confirmed too...Maybe you could just move the "Check with Mari first." thing to under the Kei/Tenten ceremony?
Sure.
I'm personally okay with this, but here's one approach that may be more in line with what @Inferno Vulpix wants but has some incentive for him to participate:

  • Send Mareo a letter and some high-quality chocolate. Hazou is looking for DRAGONWAR help from every Summoner he can find. Explain crisis and threat posed to the Bears. Is Mareo comfortable exchanging letters?
Thanks.

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[X] Action Plan: Steady Progression
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  • Intended timeframe: 10-14 days
    • While training Kagome, make seals if possible.
  • Attend Kei and Tenten's Commitment Ceremony:
    • Ask the Arachnids and Dogs if they know any especially pointy objects for a gift.
  • Check the rest of the plan with Mari.
  • Find a couple hours to talk with Rock Lee.
    • Ask him to explain the philosophy of Youth as it's taught at the Churches and Academy.
    • Explain Uplift in turn:
      • Stopping the decline of the world, and all the threats to its continued existence.
      • Making the world better for everyone. Not just that, but making the world the absolute best it can be.
      • Uniting people against the forces that drag them down, whether that be physical monsters, or unfair systems and cycles of hatred.
    • Try to identify common ground.
    • For differences, find the roots of the differences. What are the cruxes?
    • If the conversation is fruitful, try meeting with him every week.
  • Chakra Science:
    • Check with Noburi -- is going to unconsciousness with techniques always dangerous? If not dangerous when monitored and with chakra water:
      • Test again, using techniques till unconsciousness.
      • Before every trial, top up with Noburi's chakra water. Drink a little above your maximum, then wait for the extra to seep out naturally.
      • If repeatedly going to unconsciousness is dangerous, do this over several days.
      • Otherwise, just trial once per day.
      • Count uses out loud to not get confused.
      • Write down everything. See if the average over time converges.
  • (offscreen) Misc:
    • Make sure new Gouketsu are sufficiently trained in OPSEC
    • Ask if Asuma can pay for a Dog to travel to Toad for future Summoning strategies.
    • Send Mareo a letter and some high-quality chocolate. Hazou is looking for DRAGONWAR help from every Summoner he can find. Explain crisis and threat posed to the Bears. Is Mareo comfortable exchanging letters?
 
Hazou's approach to romantic love is like building a campfire and inviting the partner(s) over if they'd like to warm up. It's a passive style of intimacy intensification, chosen because he knows how assimilating he is when it comes to relationships.
- Me
 
Probably all wrong, but here's a rough draft (very much in need of refinement) for a Snowflake update.

[] Snowflake Protoplan

  • Compliment Snowflake's attire during Yuno's Birthday Ceremony
    • We normally don't really pay that much attention to fashion (more the person wearing it), but the white with red accent was nice, and you seemed to be rather happy/confident while wearing it --which is the more important thing.
  • Talking through the consequences of being an SC with Snowflake.
    • Constant danger of dispelling.
      • Fractal's "adorable clumsiness" must take an immense amount of calculation and experimentation to find the line between "clumsy" and "dispelling.$
      • Training with Snowflake is different than training with others
        • But we still enjoy our time together! Whatever complications exist are well worth it!
    • Try to understand how it must feel to have to face death while only consciously knowing that you're unable to die without any of the emotional backing.
      • That your continued existence relies upon the active action/allowance of another. Even with someone as ethically-minded as Kei, it's got to be... daunting.
    • Winterlight dispelled rather than deal with an embarrassing moment, but we've found that embarrassing moments become shared moments of joy (Kei thinking we had begun dating an eldritch voice only we could hear, Heaven's Cradle crossdressing moment).
  • We know that this conversation is a little heavy, but we've found reassurance in hugs before. We know you're not ready for hugs (and that's okay!), so we'd like to offer our hand to hold, should you need comfort. If you do not draw such reassurance from physical contact, we can offer our words instead (meager though they may be).
 
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I just realized something, as soon as the elemental nations society is stable enough to allow for civilians to rise in station and consecutively the Trent of self improvement becomes mainstream, Akane is going to be the Messiah of self help books. She is generally positive and went from rags to riches because of her outlook in life.
Admittedly this is a strange thing to think about but I am quite bored since my teacher started talking about "the secret".
 
Clarification: Do the rules of EM still allow for this to work at the distances required for Hidan to be unable to escape the AOE?
Its direct AOE is one zone and at levels 30-49 it has a range of 2 zones, but the effect of the nuke should easily exceed that. Hidan would have a tough time escaping if he doesn't have a jutsu to aid him, assuming I understand the rules correctly. If you don't want to kill yourself, you will most likely need to use a Shadow Clone or some other preparation (eg. hide deep underground when casting, then reverse summon yourself).

I am unclear whether you need to concentrate for the whole 2 rounds when it comes into effect. If you do then you also need to protect yourself from being interrupted.
 
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I just realized something, as soon as the elemental nations society is stable enough to allow for civilians to rise in station and consecutively the Trent of self improvement becomes mainstream, Akane is going to be the Messiah of self help books. She is generally positive and went from rags to riches because of her outlook in life.
Admittedly this is a strange thing to think about but I am quite bored since my teacher started talking about "the secret".
Maybe but in the grand scheme of things she actually had prety good hand to start a chakra wielder born in the most powerful and wealthy country on the world's captal is worlds of a civilian on Tea.
Also while she was a very good as a genin due being oart pf the team that won at being missing nin she only becomes really exeptional once she joined the clan... And clan leaders would make sure that is the version lf the story that would be told.
If A KEI ninja manages to hit her level trough then you god your messiah.
 
Omake: Wishful Thinking
Wishful Thinking

The procession, finally, was moving on. The turnout for the funeral was nearly as large as Jiraiya's, and the ceremony nearly as grand. However, as with life, all things must come to an end. Only the remnants of Uplift remained around the casket, and the Hagoromo who would perform the burial surprisingly possessed a shred of dignity, giving the family space.

Kagome was blubbering, unable to get a word out. Noburi patted him on the shoulder, his own face twisted with pain. Hazō and Akane drew strength from each others' presence, but there were silent tears in their eyes too. Kei's expression, however, was completely blank.

Checking to see that they were truly alone, Noburi managed to croak out, "Kei…what the hell happened?"

The reply was hushed, with a hint of awe among the monotone. "She had infiltrated Waterfall a few weeks prior. She must have overheard talk of Cloud's surprise assault force and abandoned her post. Our forces at Takeuchi Bridge would have been obliterated without her."

"She abandoned her post?" Hazō repeated, shocked.

"Isn't treason more Hazō's thing?" Noburi said, attempting to brighten the mood a bit and getting a few weak laughs.

"It was for me," Kei said, not a hint of doubt in her voice. "Our jōnin were outnumbered 16 to 3, and all of us were wounded already. She arrived as a kami… all thunder, ash, and blood. She and her clones froze ten at a time, incinerated them in flashes of light. It was haunting. By the time we rallied to finish off the remainder, she had burned her coils dry. There was no time for words. She died thinking I hated her. Why? Why would she do this for me?" Though her face remained blank, her tone had become pleading.

Akane stated the obvious. "Because we're family."

"She was perfectly willing to throw my life away before! I had only become angrier with her since that time! She didn't love me anymore, if she ever did!"

Hazō shook his head. "She didn't see it as a sacrifice. She always thought, so long as I survived, I could fix anything. Her biggest mistake was trusting me too much. She always cared about you."

"Madness. Our relationship had nothing to do with you, Hazō. Her actions are logically incoherent! First she attempts to use me as a sacrificial pawn to save Hazō and then risks the survival of the entire village to save me?"

"She always cared about you," Hazou repeated, insistently. "From the first day her own family failed her, Mari's mind created Heartbreaker to keep her safe. But that was just another cage. Only someone like Heartbreaker could find the strength to survive Yagura's Mist, and even then… Even Heartbreaker was forced to flee to Swamp or be crushed by Yagura's will. But then she saw you struggling, and Mari got to wake up for the first time in decades. Heartbreaker may have taken us from our homes, but only Mari could comfort a child in pain. You saved her first."

"She only helped me so I would be a better tool."

"You don't believe that. It isn't true, either. Mari likely wouldn't have even taken me and Noburi if she hadn't already empathized with you. Genin would have only slowed her down, but she let us tag along anyways. And the more time we spent together, the more Heartbreaker receded."

"..."

"In fact, I think, despite it all…you were still her favorite."

Kei's blank facade finally broke, replaced with a mournful wail. More surprising still was when she pulled the rest of the family in for her first hug.

"Oh, please," CynicalMari chided, wagging her finger at MotherlyMari, "You're keeping us awake for this? Never gonna happen." The fantasy broke and the Councilroom of Mari reappeared.

"Kei's gonna hate us forever," Mariko agreed, glum.

TheHeartBreaker brushed Mariko's hair reassuringly. "I wouldn't worry about that dear. I'm sure Keiko will come around soon enough."

"Really?" Mariko asked, hopeful.

"No. Hell no. You won't go near her," MotherlyMari said, rising from her chair and baring her teeth.

"Oh? What are you going to do about it, exactly? You're weaker by the day!" TheHeartBreaker replied, laughing politely behind one hand.

"They beat you once. They can seal you again."

TheHeartBreaker's facade flickered, but she put another winning smile. "A monster is only sealed when it is too powerful to slay, dear. They didn't beat me, I merely took a much-needed vacation. I'm ready to get back in the action. Nothing less will protect little Mariko."

MotherlyMari stooped next to Mariko, placing her hands on the young girl's shoulders, looking her in the eyes. "She's wrong. You're strong. Stronger than any of us. One day you'll realize that." The girl didn't reply, looking at her quizzically. MotherlyMari kept thinking. "Until then…"

She made her way back to her chair, planning.

"Oh, was that all?" TheHeartBreaker jeered.

MotherlyMari ignored her. She was right that MotherlyMari was weakening. Rising to the provocations would only weaken her more. She would have to preserve her strength, and act when the time was right.
 
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