Even as official story, it doesn't really sound like what I would expect the Condor summoner would tell about herself.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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Even as official story, it doesn't really sound like what I would expect the Condor summoner would tell about herself.
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- The state of Paranoia
Definitely something that made them intensely loyal to the condors. They doubtless spent tons of time with the condors if they were able to summon Conjura, which at least partially explains why they were so willing to help them out even after the pangolins genocided them. Pandaa or someone did mention how weird it was for a summoner to stick around after the summon clan was no longer useful.
I wonder where they were from? Pandaa mentioned they were from the other side of our big war, which I thought meant Mist, but I don't think the Leaf-Mist peace treaty really makes a lot of sense if that's the case. Not to mention Ami going along with it. Maybe Cloud? Rock? Some minor village?
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- Europe
Probably not going to be an independent country any longer.
Ami is going to create some empire on the eastern continent, it's probably already too late to stop her.
- Location
- Yes.
[x] Action Plan: Tending Your Garden
[X] Action Plan: Is This Cake Real
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[X] Action Plan: Is This Cake Real
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- Go to the party, have a good time and unwind after the mission.
- Catch up on events in Leaf. What's up with the clan? With Yuno?
- How are Kagome's projects doing?
- Book an onsen and invite your friends for a beach episode the next day. Bring board games.
- Tea with Mari, talk about our lingering feelings for Akane and how we're unsure how to resolve them.
- While we're talking, how should we approach Haru? We don't hold any ill feelings towards him, but think that we should still have a chat.
- Catch up on events in Leaf. What's up with the clan? With Yuno?
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- He/Him
So does this mean they were able to retrieve the Condor scroll too?
And I wonder what Keiko will do with the clout she got with the pangolins for defeating the summoner. It's probably a little too bold to ask them to stop warmongering at this stage, but perhaps she can negotiate better treatment for the Condors under pangolin rule. (I mean they're basically slaves now, and their culture is getting erased...)
And I wonder what Keiko will do with the clout she got with the pangolins for defeating the summoner. It's probably a little too bold to ask them to stop warmongering at this stage, but perhaps she can negotiate better treatment for the Condors under pangolin rule. (I mean they're basically slaves now, and their culture is getting erased...)
Maybe not. Without skytowers, they would be unable to hold territory.
[X] Action Plan: Is This Cake Real
- Location
- Italy
[X] Action Plan: Is This Cake Real
I would like to point out that now failing a roll means causing a sealing failure, so we need to be in top shape when doing sealing work.
Voting for such plan now seems far too early, considering we aren't even outside of the Mental Consequence IIRC
Also,Ami-Style training ideas:
Various:
All For One -Hazou Edition: Spar with a Jonin, steal new improvements to your techniques by Iron Nerve
Fist Of the North Hazou: Repeat multiple times your basic techniques, trying improving the quality of your Iron Nerve Library
Hazou, The Dark: Train without Iron Nerve
Hazou, The Balance:Train an entire day,Switching between Iron Nerve fighting style/ Normal fighting Style at set intervals(Possible style that can confuse the enemy in battle?)
Social:
Path To Genin/Chunin/Jonin: Study the target(Civilian/Chunin/Social Specialist or Mari) then chart what could they do in an argument of your choice. Debate the argument and try to convince them. Debrief with Mari on what to improve, then try again.
Uplift Wants You: Select an arbitrary but sensible number of civilians, engage in information gathering until you can rank them in capabilities and potential according to various scales, don't let them know you are testing them. Ask Mari for post-training analysis (Unrelated, bring the reports on the interesting ones to Mari for possible adoption in Goketsu. If an extremely talented ones that is aligned to Uplift appear, you always wanted aminion second in command second helper)
Combat/Info:
Your Next Move is ...: Acquire information on a target fighting style, chart the possible moves and counter-moves it will do in advance. Challenge to a spar. Repeat with different target until you can win with only said registered moves(Iron Nerve); difficulty target(Genin/Low-Chunin).
Mental:
Hazou Vi Britannia: Pass an entire day trying to analyze every single action(And how to improve on it) the second you do it, while trying to not let this affect your outer behavior, write your findings at the end of the day.(Practically Ami)
I would like to point out that now failing a roll means causing a sealing failure, so we need to be in top shape when doing sealing work.
Voting for such plan now seems far too early, considering we aren't even outside of the Mental Consequence IIRC
Also,Ami-Style training ideas:
Various:
All For One -Hazou Edition: Spar with a Jonin, steal new improvements to your techniques by Iron Nerve
Fist Of the North Hazou: Repeat multiple times your basic techniques, trying improving the quality of your Iron Nerve Library
Hazou, The Dark: Train without Iron Nerve
Hazou, The Balance:Train an entire day,Switching between Iron Nerve fighting style/ Normal fighting Style at set intervals(Possible style that can confuse the enemy in battle?)
Social:
Path To Genin/Chunin/Jonin: Study the target(Civilian/Chunin/Social Specialist or Mari) then chart what could they do in an argument of your choice. Debate the argument and try to convince them. Debrief with Mari on what to improve, then try again.
Uplift Wants You: Select an arbitrary but sensible number of civilians, engage in information gathering until you can rank them in capabilities and potential according to various scales, don't let them know you are testing them. Ask Mari for post-training analysis (Unrelated, bring the reports on the interesting ones to Mari for possible adoption in Goketsu. If an extremely talented ones that is aligned to Uplift appear, you always wanted a
Combat/Info:
Your Next Move is ...: Acquire information on a target fighting style, chart the possible moves and counter-moves it will do in advance. Challenge to a spar. Repeat with different target until you can win with only said registered moves(Iron Nerve); difficulty target(Genin/Low-Chunin).
Mental:
Hazou Vi Britannia: Pass an entire day trying to analyze every single action(And how to improve on it) the second you do it, while trying to not let this affect your outer behavior, write your findings at the end of the day.(Practically Ami)
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- The Void
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- She/Her
And I would point out that even with the consequence we have 30 sealing. Last time we worked on a project we had 20
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
I'm not sure if the invisitext is meant to induce a psychotic break. Whats the target?
Is there a feat along the lines of, "The dozen most dangerous people in the world threaten to kill me at an average rate of one a month, often coincident with repeated Out exposure and/or blunt head trauma. I killed a man hundreds of times, then I walked into literal hell, and dragged him back out kicking and scream. I called Uchiha a coward to his face. 'Intimidated' has been constantly saturated for so long that it's just given up trying to influence me."?
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- Yes.
That's me fucking around, sorry. I'll delete it.
Unaligned Player
Agony that desires to meet Extinction
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- Adrift between sanity and madness
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- Shrug
[x] Action Plan: Tending Your Garden
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- Potato land
Okay, and please hear me out on this, since we're trying to relax in fluff-land for a few updates, what do you think Ami's reaction would be to Hazou addressing her as "Onee-san"? Sounds like setup for some lighthearted comedy to me. Ami will play along and be her usual suggestive self, Hazou will get embarrassed, and in the process they will become closer allowing us to more effectively plot Ami's inevitable demise. Doesn't that sound nice?
I approve!
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- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Points for effort, but I think you're missing the general concept behind Ami-style training. If it sounds like something an ordinary intelligent ninja might do as a training exercise, it's probably not Ami-style training.
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- United States
I think we do an awesome speech (in private) with two main parts:
1) We meet with him, grim and menacing, but then thank him for upholding the Will of Fire. That we're not upset with him, that he must look out for the good of many over the few, and that that's a key Goketsu quality that he's exemplified.
2) BUT! We are his clan head, and he knows what that means and entails. He did not trust Hazou or his judgment, which is particularly relevant here when he wanted to seek out the advice of a genjutsu expert after dealing with Itachi of the crazy genjutsu power eyes. Hazou spent three days in a kill cell because of Haru's mistrust. That will have repercussions. *ominous silence while Haru imagines bad things happening to his family and all their benefits of being Goketsu stripped away* Haru will not be receiving a summoning scroll. Dismissed.
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- Somewhere over the rainbow
8 Thousand-Yard Stare points, each one harder to obtain than the last
Though it'd probably be pretty cool to start making a public persona of "Hazou the Untouchable" - nothing can stick to him. Absolutely no scandal can possibly affect him, no threats from jonin, S-Rankers, Kages, or gods can faze us, and his continued existence is simply a fact of nature.
I note that the stratospheric Resolve necessary to FOOM makes this persona easier to affect
Analogy time! Attempt #2 or #3
Imagine that a US Marine went to Al Queda and negotiated a bunch of thing, get a bunch of high value intel, and Al Queda revealed their noble intention of world peace by acting like terrorists to unify the world, and then said US Marine bring the intel back to his superior.
Would that qualify as TREASON?
Imagine that a US Marine went to Al Queda and negotiated a bunch of thing, get a bunch of high value intel, and Al Queda revealed their noble intention of world peace by acting like terrorists to unify the world, and then said US Marine bring the intel back to his superior.
Would that qualify as TREASON?
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- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
I like it but I would like it even more if we address her as "Onee-san" in front of Keiko. And then turn around and call Keiko "Onee-chan".
You do realize that they are older sisters, right?