Kagome and Akane vetoes. I think.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Kagome and Akane vetoes. I think.
- Location
- USA
SOP:
Put the blotch on something
4. Empty Lungs
- Careful, this could explode like an Implosion Seal or like a stack of 13.
- Message Leaf.
- Send for Gouketsu, Keiko, Tsunade/medics.
- Keiko: Bring Pangolin Scroll and a Nara who knows the Perpetual Light Technique or a jutsu scroll of it.
- Send for Gouketsu, Keiko, Tsunade/medics.
- Sub-Ideas:
- PLT might destroy it as a shadow.
- Not clan secrets: Shikaku spoke about it.
- Cast on host, or teach someone else.
- Wrap the host in the Pangolin Scroll, transfer the Blotch onto them.
- Scroll might fight it off.
- PLT might destroy it as a shadow.
Put the blotch on something
- Given our mission, couldn't we find some big chakra beast?
- Use our limitless food stores to attract some.
- Ask Naruto to capture hostile ninja alive.
- Could be missing-nin or a Grass patrol.
- "Persuade" them to accept the blotch, get creative if you must.
- Erase evidence with sufficient explosives.
- Is anyone in Leaf terminally ill? We can compensate their family.
- Hire a suicide mission in Leaf? Do we have any of Jiraiya's missing-nin assets?
- Kagome: How many times can you Substitute in a row?
- Naruto: Is that enough to learn Shadow Clone?
- Get Noburi here ASAP if chakra is a concern, bring someone who can use the Shadow Clone jutsu.
4. Empty Lungs
- If it terminates as an implosion seal, it'll do nothing if there's no air around.
- Host goes to a lake bottom and empties their lungs as the seal completes.
- Wear a bunch of coats to keep it away from flesh.
- Medics on standby to resuscitate. EM to warm them.
- Keep playing hot potato
- Nobody is allowed to die. That's an order.
- Do the thing again.
Numbering them seems like actions to go through rather than ideas? Perhaps should we just called it "Option Empty Lung", "Option Ask for Help", "Option Emergency", etc.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Thanks so much! More or less implemented.
- Location
- Pacific standard
[X] Action Plan: Hello!
I unironically want this to be one of the first things we try. Maybe offload all of the meatspace obvious stuff to naruto, then say "I'm going to try a low risk, low chance of success but high reward plan. Please don't be alarmed if I quickly stop making sense"
I unironically want this to be one of the first things we try. Maybe offload all of the meatspace obvious stuff to naruto, then say "I'm going to try a low risk, low chance of success but high reward plan. Please don't be alarmed if I quickly stop making sense"
[x] Action Plan: You're Saving Your Family.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Yeah thats a good look. Done.
- Location
- The Maple Syrup Mountains
[x] Action Plan: You're Saving Your Family.
My biggest concern with the plan is that it treats finding a big chakra beast as a new idea when Naruto's already working on that for us. I feel like we would be better served (and probably even save words) by rephrasing that line to reflect that we're just acknowledging the idea already being enacted.
My biggest concern with the plan is that it treats finding a big chakra beast as a new idea when Naruto's already working on that for us. I feel like we would be better served (and probably even save words) by rephrasing that line to reflect that we're just acknowledging the idea already being enacted.
Screw wordcount. Kagome is on the line. Channel Tolstoy if that's what it takes.
Has anybody tried just substituting? It might not follow.
HAZOU: Oh by the way, since you're family now... character sheet please.
NARUTO: What?
HAZOU: %&@"!())~#{&&"-<}+
NARUTO: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
HAZOU: (reading) ...only Shadow Clone 46? I was expecting higher.
NARUTO: (gasping in pain from having his character sheet ripped out of his soul) What... did you...?
HAZOU: Hush. I'll put it back in a minute, but I need to optimise your training schedule.
NARUTO: What?
HAZOU: %&@"!())~#{&&"-<}+
NARUTO: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
HAZOU: (reading) ...only Shadow Clone 46? I was expecting higher.
NARUTO: (gasping in pain from having his character sheet ripped out of his soul) What... did you...?
HAZOU: Hush. I'll put it back in a minute, but I need to optimise your training schedule.
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- Yes.
[x] Action Plan: You're Saving Your Family.
@MMKII I'm confused who will be going to Leaf. I recall SC has a distance limit, Kagome and Akane are infected, and Hazou is...the POV character? I dunno.
@MMKII I'm confused who will be going to Leaf. I recall SC has a distance limit, Kagome and Akane are infected, and Hazou is...the POV character? I dunno.
Probably-not-going-to-work side note, but if Kagome has a hole into the Out on his chest maybe he can try using H҉̠̬͈e̷̳̼̫̜̤̯n͙̠̺̞̬͉g͎e͉͖̝͟?
@MMKII Keiko might possess resistances to the "Out "and it's entities as a Mori with summoner training. Her training has had her interact more closely with interdimensional madness than we have. If we can get her on site, maybe she can give us a set of fresh eyes on the problem before we call in Tsunade or the Nara and other leaf-nin?
@eaglejarl Does Hazo suspect that Keiko might have a chance discerning the nature of the "blotch" better than he or Kagome can? Does he think that her training and bloodline help at all?
@eaglejarl Does Hazo suspect that Keiko might have a chance discerning the nature of the "blotch" better than he or Kagome can? Does he think that her training and bloodline help at all?
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
I already have "Get Keiko on site" somewhere in there, I believe.
I don't believe she'll be of much use TBH. Maybe she can scare the sealing failure away with the Mori Voice.
Does SC have a distance limit? I thought that was Jiraiya faking the Kage's out?
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- Yes.
I was thinking more about Naruto, actually; I have this niggling thought about him saying his clones had a distance limit. Or maybe that's because they'd run out of chakra?
- Location
- USA
[x] Action Plan: You're Saving Your Family.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Huh. Sauce me on that?
We can always just walk back to Leaf's outskirts after trying the stuff we can do on-site I guess?
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- Yes.
Sorry, I'm...tilted, right now. The new SV search function keeps making suggestions whenever I try to search for the relevant quote and I'm so used to the old system I keep instinctively pressing Enter instead of moving my mouse to "Search". It's so fucking frustrating...
Sage damnit I feel like a spoiled brat right now.
- Location
- Galicia,Spain
The fact that it appears on top of the clothes in front of people's chest it's interesting.
Maybe it appears in the nearest volume of less than a specific density
like stuff from broken storage seals does.
If that's the case maybe we can make it appear at the other side of a wall, or even a mountain, by surrounding the host in them.
Maybe it appears in the nearest volume of less than a specific density
like stuff from broken storage seals does.
If that's the case maybe we can make it appear at the other side of a wall, or even a mountain, by surrounding the host in them.
I forget, what was this again?
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- Yes.
aahgghhghghg what the fuck I know I'm not crazy Naruto said something about his clones being unable to be a certain distance from him wtffff
Maybe I'm just crazy and am thinking about the Noodle ambush, since Naruto didn't have to be in the attack squad if he could just make a set of clones and have them walk miles away to the ambush site.
Maybe I'm just crazy and am thinking about the Noodle ambush, since Naruto didn't have to be in the attack squad if he could just make a set of clones and have them walk miles away to the ambush site.