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- Yes.
Hopefully Kouta did not.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Naruto as Steve: National hero with insane personal strength/resilience/charisma, team leader.
- Hazou as Tony: Science hero with a battlesuit and history of arms dealing, team lancer.
- Mari as Natasha: Infiltrator/Seduction spec.
- Kei as Clint: Ranged Weapons spec with close relationship to the team's Natasha.
- Yuu as Bruce: Brilliant albiet socially stunted scientist with a talent for collateral damage.
- Noburi as Thor: Prideful elementalist with a signature item of equipment and enormous magical powers.
- Akane as Peter: Originally brought in as Tony's protege, but ends up arguably stronger than him.
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- Under a Rock
*Checks QM docs*
Since they knew Isan's original location was compromised, they immediately fled to the backup location, leaving only a note on how to contact them. The note is encrypted with the names we were using while getting the summon scroll. The back up location is on... Nagi Island. Oh dear.
I have no idea if this is true since it could be that the QMs rushed to erase spoiler information before the rest of us could read it.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Now we just have to acquire the other dozen and we'll be good to go!
Adopt Lee
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- USA
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- He/Him
Crap! That should have gone in the QM timeline. You saw nothing.
That fits remarkably well...
Yes.
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
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- France
Noumero being an alt-account intensifies.
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
It... is a movie.
Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
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- Snarksville, Snarkland
Who would Lee correspond to? Gwen Stacey, for the link to Peter? She's not MCU, but eh.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Lee can be Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern.
I think its for the best.
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- USA
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- He/Him
I had successfully blotted that garbage out of my brain. You have now restored it. Thank you so very much.
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- UK
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- He/Him
Yup.
Brilliant. Coming soon:
- Neji as Dr Strange: Has great powers that make no sense even by the standards of the rest of the group, but rarely gets invited to help because he's completely insufferable.
You were warned.
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- Somewhere over the rainbow
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
My most sincere apologies.
If Neji joins our clan, we'll make him a main branch member. Just sayin....
And not forgetting Haru as Starlord: scrappy underdog who repeatedly threatens to ruin everything by being antisocial and insecure.
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- Yes.
Shin as Starlord: He's leader of his own band, has an absurd pedigree, but...well, he sucks.
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- Under a Rock
Naruto as Captain Marvel: Incredibly powerful, but unavailable during prior import conflicts.
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- Actually pretty lost
Going over old updates, just found this in a mid-chapter flashback:
Aside from being another example of the Jounin aura, I think the fact that Mari's aura is about not being dominated by a man is very sad. I also, more relevantly, think that we should be very, very careful about how we approach Mari as she is now, bound to us as her Clan Head and in a very poor headspace besides.
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Heh, nice.