Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Noumero
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The Foundation puts us in a box.
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One clear difference:
Dr. Bright would immediately proceed with Armageddon Initiative.
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Strictly speaking, while there is no confirmed eastern continent, there is a large eastern island whose inhabitants could consider the mainland to be "the West".
You know, a lot of things in that chapter read in a very different light these days.
They weren't a genocidal alien empire at the time.
Probably not, Dr Bright is a geneticist, not a physicist.
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Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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Can you just imagine how differently this quest would have turned out if Keiko hadn't listened to her instincts then?
[Dr Bright IRL] Armageddon Initiative
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That is a horrifying enough mental image to make me feel the need to stop studying, go back to my room to get my laptop, just so I can use "screaming in Kagome". Please hold, and do not hang up while your almost- canon abomination is on the line.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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(I'd actually rather a less humoruous rendition but I'll take what I can get.)
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Oh, right, they weren't an empire yet. Correction: genocidal alien nation state.
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That sounds pretty badass actually,
"Goketsu Hazo, fastest jutsu slinger west side of Fire Country"
I love it, now we just need a ten gallon hat. We can even fill it full of emergency explosive seals, make it multipurpose.
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Implying the hat isn't a CHAOS suit component functioning as an active defense system already.
Emstar
The Shining One
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Having the "fastest handsigns in the West" title appended to our name would be a great addition.
Maybe your average idiot will hear that and think we actually use jutsu in combat...hahahaha fooled ya, suckers!!!
Maybe your average idiot will hear that and think we actually use jutsu in combat...hahahaha fooled ya, suckers!!!
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It's not that we can't use them, it's just the we don't need them to win......also explosives are way more fun
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Also Pangolin Earth Armor gets a pass because it lets us use more explosives.
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Except that was part of a disaster, a mistake!
Now, what was used to escape from the pursuing consequences?
Explosives!
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Probably happens to Mari all the time. There's a reason they call it social combat.
Emstar
The Shining One
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Hmmm. Haven't thought of the physical aspects of social combat much besides body language and whatnot. Terra incognita to be explored!
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Maybe you should ask Ami to give you tips. Better yet, invite her to explore terra incognita with you.