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- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
All of the yes.
Also aspirin by the truckload when the players start asking those questions.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
Also aspirin by the truckload when the players start asking those questions.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
It's our only form of vengeance for when you guys do things like Keiko us. Yes, she's a verb now.
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- UK
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- He/Him
Blessed innocent, don't you see? You were Keikoed from the very beginning.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Future!Keiko killed Minami.
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- UK
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- He/Him
But Kagome, who knew it all along, will take the secret to his grave out of loyalty.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
His sacrifice will not be in vain.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Yes, but at the beginning we didn't care about her as much. Now there's this whole "empathy" thing to deal with!!
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- USA
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- He/Him
No. The Iron Nerve cannot record its own replays.
Correct.
Kagome: You stinker! How did you find my first name?! I mean, that name! Because it's totally not my first name! My first name is...um...Fred...I mean Kaori...I mean, none of your business! Definitely not Yū!
Sure. You can get faster if you want. It won't change whether it takes a Supplemental or Standard action to cast the jutsu, but if you want to spend time practicing in order to have the fluff of "fastest handseals in the West" then that's a thing you can do.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
I'll take it.
West what? Are you saying there's a civilization on the other side of the planet?
- Location
- USA
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- He/Him
Maybe.
- Location
- The Maple Syrup Mountains
There's a whole Eastern Continent
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
We could always
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
I would wager finding out his first name wasn't hard at all considering his atrocious Deceit score. It probably went down something like this:
HAZOU: Noburi, you said this was the right spot?
KAGOME: No, I didn't.
HAZOU: I'm sorry?
KAGOME: I didn't say that.
HAZOU: I know you didn't say that.
KAGOME: And don't you forget it!
HAZOU: Alright, alright. So, Noburi. You going to go inside first?
KAGOME: NO, I WON'T. ARE YOU CRAZY? WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THERE. Send Noburi in first.
HAZOU: ...
NOBURI: You know what, this is getting silly.
KAGOME: I KNOW NOTHING AND YUU IS NOT SILLY. Yuu is always serious.
NOBURI: But 'you is' bad at grammar, isn't he?
KAGOME: No, I is not! I mean, shut up! Yuu will leave now so you should go as well.
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
I think Kagome's already leaked it to one or more of the Genin IC and we've just not commented on it because it'd be rude to spread a secret he wasn't comfortable sharing.
At least, that's what I remember hearing the last time this topic came around.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
Well, yeah.
But when has the truth stopped me from doing what I want?
E:
In today's episode of Weird Things The Thread Said:
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I just realised: this means Hazou has spent over a year successfully maintaining OPSEC on something.
*confetti falls from the ceiling*
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Unlike Keiko, may I point out:
Tsk, leaking a teammate's personal information to a genocidal alien empire, for no reason in particular.
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Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
He's not bad at OPSEC. What he's bad at is compartmentalizing.
- Location
- Yes.
Didn't he mass leak stuff to Kiri after we turned in for the Third Event?
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
We should compile a list of her past mistakes and that her (present) deficiencies so we can give it to her the next time she is feeling down on herself. At some point the Mori Voice AI is bound to run into an integer overflow and flip from super sad to super happy.
And then, we ask her to date us because she reminds us of Akane so she will instantly drop back to baseline.
- Location
- Poland
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Please focus your imagination for a moment, and imagine:
Ami and Gai, running through Leaf, using their hands instead of feet, and using their legs to carry their respective students- Hazou and Lee.
Both of the mentors are sparkling with youthful energy, their youthsuits shifting with youthful movement underneath.
Lee is saying something, and Hazou just wonders... are time-travelling seals really such a bad idea?
I think we know the real reason she wants to marry Hazou now.
She saw a fragment of greatness, of YOUTH, within him.
And frankly, she'd look great in a youthsuit.
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Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Oh. Right.