"So, bad news and good news," Jiraiya began. "Ōnoki has hinted that one of their jōnin, Komori, is present and may be taking a special interest in you kids. Noburi and Keiko, the fact you guys used summons and new jutsu was actually helpful there. So Hazou should avoid using MEW, just for reference. The good news is Ren doesn't want Rock to be able to pull that particular leverage at this time, so even if Kotsuzui or one of his relatives knows has something, they won't reveal it. Probably. Or at least, they'd be going over Mist's head to do so."

By the way, @OliWhail , I thought this was particularly hilarious.


JIRAIYA: Don't use MEW because of the political situation we are awkwardly caught in at the moment.

HAZOU: Okay.

VOICES IN HAZOU'S HEAD: I guess they're still figuring out the mechanics.

Beat

VOICES IN HAZOU'S HEAD: Perhaps we should do a massive sonic attack on the entire stadium hue hue hue
 
Perhaps we shouldve submitted a 2000 word combat plan with 50 contingencies...
 
Something something particle decay something something 10^100 years later everything is a big empty pile of dilute photons or some shit like that something something quantum fluctuations and poincare recurrence 10^(Fuck off large number) years later finally finally heres your new universe
Proton decay may or may not be a thing. Personally I think it's unlikely, but I'm not an expert.
 
Our plan amounts to "Punch opponent in face."

I am not sure that counts as particularly clever.
 
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