- Location
- Yes.
I think this should be our Step 1, regardless of who we actually give the Dog Scroll to.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
It kinda makes sense, but Hazō/Akane probably would be 10 times as persuasive as a random pangolin. For one, Pangolins don't care enough to push this agenda
- Location
- The Void
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Probably a better idea to send a toad courier since they weren't involved in the war. Plus they where probably in contact since J and Kakashi where both leaf nin
- Location
- Yes.
Oh yeah, sure. A Toad (or Monkey?) courier instead of a Pangolin courier would work the same.
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Wait a moment.
They must be stopped. We own the entire chocolate market now; let's cut their supply until they give us our due.
Where the hell is our souvenir, Ami? @MMKII! She's following in Ren's footsteps! They're probably colluding! That's the real reason why she returned to Mist: they're plotting how to maximize Hazou's misery from not receiving gifts!
They must be stopped. We own the entire chocolate market now; let's cut their supply until they give us our due.
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- Location
- Yes.
@eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail Timeline update:
All these chapters took place around the same time. Chronologically, Chapter 346 took place during Chapter 344 (as in, started and ended within 344's timeframe), 345 took place directly after 344, and 347 after 345.
All these chapters took place around the same time. Chronologically, Chapter 346 took place during Chapter 344 (as in, started and ended within 344's timeframe), 345 took place directly after 344, and 347 after 345.
| Date | Event Approx. Time | Event |
| April 12 | Ends at evening | Chapter 344: Interruptions |
| Chapter 346: A Meeting Long Overdue | ||
| Chapter 345: A Perilous Offer | ||
| April 12-13 | Ends at 1AM | Chapter 347: In Which Hazō is a Polite and Delicate Negotiator |
| April 13-15 | Ends at 8PM | Chapter 348: Negotiate All the Things! |
| April 16 | Chapter 349: Getting Madder | |
| April 16-27 | Ends at dawn | Chapter 350: Pre-Meeting Affairs |
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
I note that this provides us excellent leverage over Shikamaru and Keiko as well.
We just need to subvert the Baker's Union and control the sugar supplies before we can begin Operation Candy Crush.
I n d u s t r i al production of sugar. Probably a bad idea. Rot kids' teeth and all.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
Hazou's major contributions to the Elemental Nations:
- Weapons of mass destruction
- Diabetes
I'm trying to make the something else also be forbidden lore.
- Location
- Liverpool
[X] Dog scroll: Akane
Either Asuma is going to have her trained up to be the Super Genin(TM), or she's going to be sent on more risky missions as a chunin. Both ways, being a Summoner is to her benefit. We'll get Hazou a scroll eventually, but I think that giving it to Akane instead of keeping it for ourselves would look better to Asuma, who likes Akane (at least more than us). It also shows any perspective adoptees that not having a bloodline or not being a founding member of Goketsu doesn't keep you from getting the Shinies. Plus, even if it's marginal, the reputation and perception boost to Akane is another step towards helping balance the power dynamic. Plus, this let's us FOOM sooner, which would be nice. Not interacting with the 7th directly immediately seems less of a worry when 3 different members of uplift have scrolls.
Either Asuma is going to have her trained up to be the Super Genin(TM), or she's going to be sent on more risky missions as a chunin. Both ways, being a Summoner is to her benefit. We'll get Hazou a scroll eventually, but I think that giving it to Akane instead of keeping it for ourselves would look better to Asuma, who likes Akane (at least more than us). It also shows any perspective adoptees that not having a bloodline or not being a founding member of Goketsu doesn't keep you from getting the Shinies. Plus, even if it's marginal, the reputation and perception boost to Akane is another step towards helping balance the power dynamic. Plus, this let's us FOOM sooner, which would be nice. Not interacting with the 7th directly immediately seems less of a worry when 3 different members of uplift have scrolls.
[X] Dog scroll: Akane
- Location
- The state of Paranoia
The KEI have access to a (presumably clanless) sealmaster. We should see if we can collaborate with them on some of our more opsec-friendly projects.
- Location
- The state of Paranoia
[X] Dog scroll: Akane
Hazō should already be spending as much XP as possible on FOOM and non-combat stuff like socials. Akane on the other hand will be going out to do missions, so she needs the extra firepower.
Hazō should already be spending as much XP as possible on FOOM and non-combat stuff like socials. Akane on the other hand will be going out to do missions, so she needs the extra firepower.
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Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
[X] Dog scroll: Akane
For all the reasons @Halberdier pointed out.
Plus the fact that the Dogs might not be liking Hazou very much (see @Inferno Vulpix's post).
(Also, it fits the theme of giving the scrolls to the people with the lowest sense of self-worth. Maybe it'll help her.)
For all the reasons @Halberdier pointed out.
Plus the fact that the Dogs might not be liking Hazou very much (see @Inferno Vulpix's post).
(Also, it fits the theme of giving the scrolls to the people with the lowest sense of self-worth. Maybe it'll help her.)
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Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Eaglejarl specifically wants to write this.
