Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Yeah, I was about to bring this up myself... Because–If we are just taking off filters amd blurting out things then my current gripe is that voters have faaaaar too much hopium and seem like they can do whatever feels right/good to do without modeling any NPCs inner lives or reasoning. This whole "leave with the whole family and manage to keep them safe and happy" is so ludicrously optimistic that from my side it sounds more like wishful thinking than like anything that can be called a plan. It's like people are incapable of modeling what they would do if this happened and they were playing Naruto-Quest
... there's no freaking way Naruto approves that, is there?Typically, clans may select missions at their leisure and define reasonable missions for their own members. Reasonable here means that the mission doesn't compromise Leaf's military readiness. The Hokage rarely disapproves of such missions, as most in-clan missions only tie up 2-4 members of a clan and stay within the Land of Fire.
If you wanted to take all of modern Uplift (Hazou, Kei, Noburi, Mari, Kagome, Yuno) on a scroll hunt, you'd need to request a mission to hunt the scroll, listing these people as specific members of the mission.
Given that this mission assigns a (self-proclaimed elite) jounin, two special jounin of highly valuable specializations, three chuunin, four summoners, three shadow clone-users, three Bloodline Limit users (including one whose bloodline turns those aforementioned summoners and shadow clone-users from tactical powerhouses into a force that could easily wipe fortified cities off the map), two of the village's top sealmasters, a damn good medic, a key village leadership figure, and the entire senior membership of a notably unstable clan, there is approximately 0 chance that any Tower clerk approves this mission on their own. Fortunately, there are two dozen Narutos that are usually out and about who could give their approval/disapproval.
The way I saw it before, the whole "take the entire family and go" plan relied on Naruto either being completely on-board and waving ahead anything we want, or blissfully unaware of just how many people we're taking missing until it's too late to abort (at which point he'd have little recourse but to play along). But now, after he's had time to cool his head a bit? After he started to have an inkling regarding Noburi's strategic value? If we need to go through him to get this mission... Hell no, he ain't rubber-stamping this. And he'd realize we're about to go missing, and take serious measures before we can disappear.
I feel the "outwardly take a whole-family mission and just not come back" plan is a bust. We need to do it more subtly, stagger our defections at least a bit (across days, to be clear, not weeks). Don't make it easily bureaucratically legible what a large batch of people (i. e., combat and political power) we're taking.
Just, I don't know... Time Hazou and Kagome going off to do research at a distant site with Noburi and Yuno going out on a date in Tanzaku Gai with Kei taking that mission to kill chakra beasts to unstagnate, and simultaneously have Mari exfiltrate out of Leaf in a crowd of civilians. That'd work.
... Oh, maybe also forge one of the clerks mindlessly rubber-stamping a whole-family mission to hunt down the Summoning Scroll? That way, we'd have the best of both worlds: an official cover regarding why we're suddenly all gone all at once, which would give Naruto an excuse not to set off hunter-nin immediately, but without giving him an opportunity to veto us.
Hm. I'd seen the idea to contact Orochimaru afterwards, and my instinctive reaction to it was "hell no, that'd be fun but too risky", but now that you lay it out like this, I... don't actually see plausible ways for this to go horribly wrong...Do you think it'd be viable to ask him to do it after we've left? I intend to get in contact with him on the Seventh Path to try and secure his cooperation for necromancy and/or anti-Akatsuki measures, on the rationale that if we can un-reverse-summon at any moment to an unknown location we cannot be forcibly put under Orochimaru's power like if we were in his Basement. I originally imagined we would also solely contact him through Shadow Clone for an extra layer of security, but if we meet in person he should probably be able to perform the operation there.
Oh, right. Here's one: the Akatsuki realize we've gone missing, go up to Orochimaru, strike some sort of deal, and then he arranges for them (i. e., Itachi + Kisame) to ambush us on the Seventh Path when we're supposed to meet him. I think they collectively can set up some way to foil reverse-summoning.
Hm. Using an SC to contact him... mostly foils that? Except the Sharingan, which apparently may have straight-up mind-control abilities... And who knows what esoteric Crow summons Itachi can bring to bear on the problem...
Use Kumokogo as our security guarantor, as she'd surely be able to ensure no-one is sneaking up on us? ... I don't know that I trust her this much. She's probably thankful to us for pulling the Crusade together, but she's surely also thankful to Itachi and Kisame and Orochimaru for actually fighting in it, and Orochimaru is also working on the Great Seal and can probably convincingly argue he's a better expert, and the three essies can just use the big-stick diplomacy to try and get her to stand back (which may or may not work; she may or may not be able to solo them in her own domain)...
Another concern here is that Oro may pull off some Sherlock Holmes-style "the dirt on Hazou's boots is unique to the southermost beach of the Taro Island" bullshit in order to figure out where we are.
I dunno. [x] Sanity-check with Kei.
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