[X] Teatime with Uncle Orochimaru
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- Sanity check with MSKN
- Spend the first hour of the Orochimaru trade deal
- Overarching goal: Have an interesting conversation with Oro, do not approach this as a scattershot list of topics. We want to get him talking and keep him talking.
- The confrontation between the Boss Summons and the Dragons is fast approaching.
- Does he have any tactical insights from studying the Dragonbits? We're rather fond of Cannai.
- Funny that Kisame and Itachi would risk themselves during such a chaotic melee, essies are usually known for their risk aversion. Perhaps the Dragons will do us a favor and take out the trash (again).
- We heard the Toad Sages refer to the Dragons as possible Externals. A fascinating term. We don't suppose there's a bestiary lying around somewhere?
- The Tenfold Abomination as well. Does that mean that (like it) the Dragons can't be killed? What about the one that appeared to die?
- If the Five are fragments of the cognition of the Tenfold Abomination as the Toad Sages implied, does that mean other bloodlines could have picked up smaller pieces of the External? Is this the Primal Malice we've been hearing about?
- Finally, an explanation for the Hyuuga tendency towards assholism
- Before you bring up our Mori/Nara allies, Kei was a genin when she left her clan, and we're sure Orochimaru knows well the reticence of the Nara, Hazou is a mushroom to them.
- The Five as well, is it wise to let Externals to such an influence on human governance and affairs? Wouldn't such knowledge be tainted?
- Offscreen
- Copying MS Notes
- Continue TH training
- Continue teaching Orochimaru PS
- Do more prep days on time-affecting runes
"We're rather fond of Cannai" should probably be changed to "Cannai is a powerful ally whose prosocial tendencies align with our goals," and then tack on a sub point of "readily admit personal fondness if called out. Personal and practical motivations aren't always mutually exclusive."
- Does he have any tactical insights from studying the Dragonbits?
- Cannai is a powerful ally whose prosocial tendencies align with our goals
- (Readily admit personal fondness for Cannai if called out. Personal and practical motivations aren't always mutually exclusive.)
"Funny that" should be changed to "uncharacteristic that." Orochimaru seems to disdain too informal of language, and mixing slang might drain his social batter faster than we want it to. Also may want to reword to avoid accidentally upsetting the S-ranker we're interrogating.
Not to mention it would be unwise to call Itachi a coward in one breath, and then openly hope that a Dragon kills him for us in the next. I believe that we can frame this skepticism as a result of our limited data, and Orochimaru will respect Hazou's skepticism and request for more data (especially since it's relevant to the Dragonwar).
- Uncharacteristic that Kisame and Itachi would risk themselves in such a fight. Itachi, at least, is not known for his bravery (cite Itachi's behavior at O'uzu, and getting locked down by Kurenai, a "mere" jonin).
- What are your estimates on their actual contributions? According to our (currently limited) data on them...
- Kisame's claims to fame are "big sword, big reserves, big ninjutsu," but his brash personality may prevent meaningful battle tactics (cite Arachnid conversation).
- Many of the Dragons cannot be seen without severe danger (Darkness Dragon, Beautiful Dragon, Long Range Dragon), and so that makes Itachi's infamous genjutsu specialty (cite Battle of the Gods mission report) of questionable use
And then we'll want to rephrase the "interesting term." It's a bit like "ninshu is a cool word." It sounds... childish. Juvenile. Which will drain Orochimaru's social battery all the more. We'll also want to connect our dots a little bit, to show Orochimaru that we're not just baselessly speculating, but doing our best to draw conclusions based on the data that we have.
- We heard the Toad Sages refer to the Dragons as possible Externals. A fascinating concept. We don't suppose there's a bestiary lying around somewhere?
- The Tenfold Abomination might have also been an Eternal. If the Sage made the Dragons to fight the Tailed Beasts, and if the Dragons are also Eternals, does this mean the Dragons can't be killed?
- If so, what about the one we (seemed to) kill? Will it reform like a Tailed Beast?
We'll want to be careful with bringing up the Hyuuga Clan. Orochimaru doesn't give a fuck about politics, and trying to bring it up may quickly drain his social battery.
- Finally, an explanation for the Conservative inclination towards short-sighted bigotry (cite Shikaku's claims that Hyuuga Bigotry hampered their longterm profit margins).
Further, I think we should expand a little bit on that last point. We have a vague guess as to what Pain's plan was, and we know that Orochimaru left the Akatsuki when he discovered it. So I think we can afford to be a little more bold, here. Not much, but a little bit.
- The Five as well, is it wise to let Externals to such an influence on the human species's own governance and affairs?
- Wouldn't such knowledge be tainted and warped by their Outer Nature?
- How is it tolerable that eldritch beings should influence our species, allowing them a toehold into our reality, allowing them to attempt to guide us towards their own ends, for their own goals?
- Why didn't the Sage simply seal them off more completely --as with the Dragons, who are also Eternals?