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- Tempe, AZ
Dam, I know how to pick locks. I am always losing my keys.
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Ffs son, we didn't ask for extra time to come up with something better than a half baked plan for you to embarrass yourself (and us) by proposing a half baked plan like that."So while Noburi and I keep them distracted up front, sensei and Keiko will sneak in through the bedroom window and--"
Inoue's hand shot up. "Oooh, ooh, Criminal Mastermind Sir? How do we get through the locked window?"
Hazou froze, flummoxed. "Um...you pick the lock?"
Inoue gave an exaggerated "what?!" expression. "How do I do that?"
"But...you're a jonin," Hazou said, floundering. "A ninja. And a jonin. You know how to pick locks...."
"Shikigami didn't pick locks," Inoue said. "The Mizukaze doesn't pick locks."
"But...you're an infiltration specialist," Hazou said. This conversation really was getting away from him.
Inoue laughed. "Sweetie, I'm a grifter, not a thief. The target opens the door for me. I have no more idea how to pick locks than how to bake a cake."
See also the design in my sigYou could still do something like:
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Where the brown rectangles have just support seals, the orange rectangles have central seals and the overlapping black rectangles are sets of Five Seal Barrier seals. You can expand this design to support an arbitrarily large area as long as you can support the outermost ring, which we can do by building a frame off the immovable parts. It wouldn't be much more work then building a floor already was.
Remember Mari can't move once she starts a genjutsu, so if she uses it before she gets in, she's stuck standing outside the window until we're done.Re genjutsu before opening the window: we could tap on the glass or something, then Mari catches whoever comes to investigate.
I think my visualisation skills suck. What I was trying to say is that the seal arrangement is with the four support seals as corners of a square, and the primary seal is at the square's centre. (which on reflection would have been a lot simpler to say)@Velorien Doing some quick googling: to have n equidistant points requires n-1 dimensions so 4 equidistant points would need to be arranged in a pyramid rather than on the same plane.
Ffs son, we didn't ask for extra time to come up with something better than a half baked plan for you to embarrass yourself (and us) by proposing a half baked plan like that.
I know, right? It's like Hazou used up all his coolness points on beating those three genin.I have kinda given up the hope that Hazou would ever seem competent. He is Mr. Mew for life.
That's what I'm hoping to see, or failing that, just the trial run.EDIT: Or if we are really jonesing for ninja action, we could start the plan with the preparatory things and then put the caper itself behind conditionals...it would make for a pretty long plan though
We have to make opportunities. That kind of thing doesn't just happen.We could just observe and only act if we see a golden opportunity.
Problem with picking the lock normally (and not cheating with Zephyr's or something) is that it will take time. Do we have that long since we still need to search the room?
Also, if there's someone in the room, Mari would have to genjutsu them before we open the window. What if the blinds are covered or something similar?
Akane is our MechApt person, but she doesn't have Zephyr's Reach. Actually, I'm not sure if you can use Zephyr's reach for lockpicking, since I don't remember if it includes any kind of tactile feedback.
Akane is our MechApt person, but she doesn't have Zephyr's Reach. Actually, I'm not sure if you can use Zephyr's reach for lockpicking, since I don't remember if it includes any kind of tactile feedback.
I think it sounds like a good omake, but until Noburi is good enough to try cloning I don't want to mention it IC.Please put this into a plan. I would love to write the scene where Hazō proposes it.
...Inoue doesn't know how to make cake?Inoue laughed. "Sweetie, I'm a grifter, not a thief. The target opens the door for me. I have no more idea how to pick locks than how to bake a cake."
We should totally start carrying window frames in storage scrolls to install wherever we go.Akane picks the lock on the window (we time her) those are probably same everywhere. If J carries different window frames to install wherever he goes, I quit.
You keep asking to point out typos. There's one
Update ends with Noburi in the baths. Post-update stuff like meeting dogs is said to have happened earlier. I estimate it's late afternoon/evening right now, so a night event should absolutely be feasible. Unless our team needs their beauty sleep?According to the last update, we have three days to go. I think it's safe to assume that the proper prep work is going to take the whole day. (@eaglejarl @Velorien Or what time is it now for Hazou? If it's evening we could do some of these checks during the night before morning comes like Mue'ci wants and still have 3 days in to the deadline?)
- What else could we plausible achieve during this day?
- Anything else we need to check from the other suite, the windows or from Honami?
- What contingencies should we have in place?
- Is the party member placement ok?
- What did I miss? (I 100% definitely missed something, if you can't spot anything just look harder)
Okay, I'm confused. I was looking for things I missed and in @Velorien 's profile there's a beginning of a post on, er, bathroom lore, but the link goes here Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest | Page 861 and there is nothing relevant. Is that stuff still under construction?
Can you quote that bit? It's not displaying properly for me, for some reason :/I assume his post on bathroom lore is answering my question about the plumbing in J's room.