Not if we went with the Mech Apt style.
Even for the general Mech Apt style, she would want all of the various implements that will be part of her standard hidden weapons contraption, and we probably need to commission at least the basic tools of that set from a blacksmith.

Also, it's not clear to me that Akane will be terribly excited about the addition of hidden weapons to her taijutsu until she has the clear tactical advantage of taijutsu explosive seals as part of it.
 
Hold it!

What about the combat style!? Buying more social dice is easy but we need some peace and quiet to develop the style and start prepping the equipment for it. (Assuming we are going with the MechApt and not the Jashin style) Wouldn't it be better to spend training time on that and get the huge combat boost Akane desperately needs?
I was under impression that the style wasn't ready yet, and I deliberately left the rest of XP for other needs. I don't think our downtime will last long enough for it anyway, considering we need a week at most to fully recover.

And if we'll be going to visit a city as per earlier suggestion, we want her capable of basic interactions undercover.

At this point I want social for her more than I want a combat style (sad but true)
I don't want it delayed like PMYF was while we get her other skills.
 
I think that we could manage to make Jiraiya respect us, if not happy with us.
I mean, if Jiraiya likes us enough, then he may give us other tips or nudges on the order of importance of "there's a real hidden village." I think we wanted to find out about the vanishing seal masters, did we not? Jiraiya is our best bet towards that. To that extent, I figure our loyalty should be first to Jiraiya. The Mountain ninja really can't give us anything approaching the value Jiraiya can offer, and are more unstable and a hassle to deal with in addition. I think the marginal benefit of Jiraiya liking and trusting us slightly more is larger than the marginal cost of us betraying Mountain. Mountain might be able to give us ninpower, and we stand a chance of beating them in a fight (or at least escaping). Jiraiya can give us ninpower, access to quality rumors (like the Mountain village), an in with the most powerful nation, seal, summoning, and medical training/quests/tips and we don't stand a chance of beating or escaping him in a fight.
 
At this point I want social for her more than I want a combat style (sad but true)
I don't want it delayed like PMYF was while we get her other skills.

Not a good comparison since sealing research has stricter requirements than upping low social skills.

The main problem I have with that is that Akane doesn't really contribute much skill wise to the party at the moment. Her combat stats are lackluster and traps are a bit too low level.

I would like to spearhead a strength for her instead of shoring up a minor weakness. That means either Stealth, MechApt or that Combat Style.
 
Going for a double post but who cares:

I think the marginal benefit of Jiraiya liking and trusting us slightly more is larger than the marginal cost of us betraying Mountain.

This is true, especially since we have no real agreement with the Mountain. The problem is that if we sell the mountain out Keiko will be sad and I don't want to see Keiko sad.
 
Not a good comparison since sealing research has stricter requirements than upping low social skills.

The main problem I have with that is that Akane doesn't really contribute much skill wise to the party at the moment. Her combat stats are lackluster and traps are a bit too low level.

I would like to spearhead a strength for her instead of shoring up a minor weakness. That means either Stealth, MechApt or that Combat Style.
Blurting out Hazou's name when she wasn't even under duress is not a minor weakness to me. We visit new places henged all the time. I want her to keep fake names straight, otherwise it's just embarrassing.

At this point I'll vote for anything with social 6 I don't entirely hate. Dump those 50 points in traps, or stealth, or whatever. Just throw me my social bone so we don't have to rely on QM's goodwill for Akane to pass background rolls on keeping one particular trap shut.
 
Going for a double post but who cares:



This is true, especially since we have no real agreement with the Mountain. The problem is that if we sell the mountain out Keiko will be sad and I don't want to see Keiko sad.
Blasphemy! Prioritizing character happiness? That's not what we want to optimize :p . At least, not until we're stronger than pretty much everything else.

Keiko is a sensible girl. She'd go along with it, just be a little sad, and think of herself as a slightly worse villian. I don't think she'd be upset to the point of performing worse or splitting from us or anything like that. I'm reasonably confident that we could convince her to switch positions because of rational argument. It'll be a little strange since we just argued that we shouldn't tell Jiraiya, but we could make it a 'oh, yeah. I hadn't considered that this might kill us and take away things we want.' Or something.
 
Oh, @Twofold: I finally added your 'how to vote' guide to post #2. +3 XP for coming up with something very useful to the quest.

I also removed a bit of the cruft from that post. If anyone has comments on other changes that should be there, please let me know.
 
If it turns out that Mari killed team 7, I swear to Jashin...

Would we do that to you?

Also, @Muer'ci had the right times on party healing -- 3 more days for Noburi to be pretty much back to 100%, 7 more for Inoue to be combat capable again, although she may still be taking some penalty dice for a while.

Also also, when I checked the above with him, @Velorien had this to say: "Also, he swears to Jashin. That's it, the players now officially deserve everything they get."
 
Last edited:
Hey, you can't blame us for swearing to Jashin in OOC! He has no power in this world!

We do know that the posts in the thread appear to influence Hazous train of thought, most prominently by the GMs saying that a Yamanaka would encounter interesting times if they were to attempt to mind-body-switch Hazou. It is entirely possible that swearing to Jashin-sama OOC could push Hazou towards thinking more Jashin-like IC.
 
We still need @eaglejarl to teach us the technique he uses to feast on our anguish so we can research a seal to turn it into chakra.
He probably won't just straight up give them to us. We need to science our way to them!

Step 1: betray mountain village
Step 2: constantly taunt Keiko about it
Step 3: attempt to use her anguish to power something (this will require broad testing)
Step 4: explain to Keiko that all the pain we're causing her is for science and power and assume that makes it OK. Afterall, it's what she did to the mountain village, we're just copying her methods.
Step 5: repeat anguish harnessing experiments using new anguish.

After all, why try to harness the anguish of your enemies when it's so much easier and safer to cause anguish in your friends. :p
 
We still need @eaglejarl to teach us the technique he uses to feast on our anguish so we can research a seal to turn it into chakra.


It doesn't translate from R'lyehan well, I'm afraid. Here's the original, though:



(̲̂͑ͭ̕d̼̝̙̼͈͖̟̤ͨ̾ͨ̔̎e̡̨͚̤̖̞̜̿͂ͤ͟f̺͕̖͖̮ͬͪį̱̻͓͓̘͐̌̽͆̏̂ͧ̓ͭ͜ͅͅnͫ̄̃ͥ͊͏̛̻̼̜̥̘͔͓͚ë̸͈̥̱̲͓͒ͧ́ͧ̿͘͟-̸̦͙ͬ̏̊ͪ͑͋̀̊̅͘š̞̬͍̬̳͙̗̳̏̌͗͠y̶̩̗̆̓͌̉̃̋̾̚͟n̢̞̞͙ͤͮ̊tͧͫ̄́͏̬͈͔͙̝͇̮̦a̷̻̔̀̓̒̍͗x͎̲͓͇̗͔͈̙̑ͬ͊̽ ̛̝̪̰̭̻ͯͭ́̑͠(̺̘̮̠͌̆ͣ̎͑̏́ͅm̗͉͓̞̻̉̊͒y͙͙̦̹̎ͣ́-͛̇ͬͭ̂ͤ͏̸̼̬̀s̘̟ͧ̽͟͠t̮̟̖̞̄͛̏̏ͣͯ̅ͩ͢͜r̨̨͔̘̥̱̗̙̯̙͓̓ͯ̋͛͊̌̚u͌̅͊͜͏͎͇c̝͒ͩ̾̍ͬ̓̔ͪ͝t̩͎̹̩̎̋͊̐̀͋̅ ̹̗̿̚͟s̶̳͉̥ͫ͆͢t̫̹̤̠̪͓̞͚̄͗̅̋̒͠ͅẍ̠̩͙̤̿̅ͬ)̡̨͓͚͓͋̆̄̇͐̈̚
̧̭̙̻͎̳ͮͣ̆ ̶̷͖̑͂̓̓̑̚ ̟̱̆ͦ͝(̡̫̞̜̮̟͕̤̑͜ͅs̯͕̳̖̝̥̞̳ͫ̔̇͌y̰ͣ͋̑̿͜͡n͕̱̯̪͔̖̤̹̂̈́̌ͫͦ͢t̡̟̱̬͔̮͕͔͎̩ͬͨ͑ͩͪ͘a̵̩͔̯̜̼̟̗ͬẍ̷̲̰͙͎̗̫̹̉͆͑͞-̶͉͔̫͍̜̠̪̥ͨ͘c̸͙̝̔̂̇̋͗͒̈͞a̧̫̮ͬ͒͌͊ͩ̀̈s̗͖̖ͬ̾͆͟ë͚̤̤͙̱̣͍́͜ ̶͚̹̼̺ͮͅs̴͇̟͖̜̃̾͒ṯ̸̥̳̥ͪx̭̣̠̆̌ͣ͊͜͝ ̛͕̗̣̙̠͇͙͑ͩ̊ͫ̒̚(̡̬͉̖̠̼͉̼ͫͨ͑̉)̼̭̘͓̗̈̋ͤ́
̵̢̥̙̰̎̋̓ͫ͊ͭ̅ͨ ̝͎͈̖̩̱͖̯̬̔́̒͐͢ ̴̞̪̩̫̣̹͚̅̇ͤͣ̇ͦ̓͊ ̵̲̮͙̗͚̪̌̿̓ͮ̾́͝ͅ ̦̥͍͓͎̪͐̋ͥ̕ ̻̰̖̈́͘ ͎̟̖͍ͫ̌̑ͬ̚͝͡[̞̣͙̰̪̣͕̫̝̂̐̂̂́̎(̷̡͖͖̤̻͙̥̥̗ͣ̂ͫ͐͒̿ͨ_̾̃ͯͪ̔̔͛͏̖̻̻͠ ̨̡̤̝̜͎ͥ̿̃͠iͬ̋͒̎̂ͪ̅̚͏͇̙͓͓̩̟́͡dͯ̊̆̈́̊̅͆́̈͜͏̫͙̝̳ ̠̙̮̪̇̒̈̇͘f̷̟͇ͩi̶͈̙̯̟͖̇̇ͨ́̀ȩ̬̫ͬ̌̓l̼͕̠̰ͧ̒͊̏ͫ́ͩ̏d̗̲͕͙̘ͮ̍̀́s̯̫ͬͦͭ͟͞ ̦̰̙̆̄ͣ̉̓̀̕.̸̺̙̙̼͕̱̘̋͋ͣ̊.̖̉ͯͨ̿ͬ̀.̦͎̩̾̄̔͌̔̿͊̓̚͜͢ ̵̨͎͓̻͓̱̞̜̺̐͟ͅ)̾͆̾ͤ҉͚̯͇̯͉͇̪
̡̤̼ͬ̌͡͠ ̨̱̲͇̳̹͇ͨͩ̔̀͠ ͦ͋̅ͩ͆ͦ͏͠҉̩̤ ̴̟̣̹̂̄̌͆ͯͮ̊̓͟͜ ̮̤͚͕̺̍̎ͬͬͩ͛͟͝͡ͅ ͥ̿͝͏̬͈̼̱͙̹̤͢ ̄ͧ͆̽͒̉ͧ̈́҉̝̹ ̙̼̤͈̘̥̹̝̎̐ͯ̕(̵̯̜͐̉ͩ́͝ͅw̨͔̑̃̄ͪ͊̈́ͥͯ͘̕ị̵̷̤͚̘͓̱̽͗̂̏͒̃͟ẗ̷͔̞̟̮̦̪̲̓̑ͮͅh͙̉̂ͭ-̱̳̇ͣ̇̓̏̽ͯ̊͝s̈́͐́̍ͬͫ͂҉̟͘yͣ̂̆̔ͫ͝҉͕̦̝͕̱̩̜ṋ̫̻̆͆̅͋t̖͉̬̖̬̎́́ͮ̿̐̿̔͛͢͡â̫̣̼͚̤͉̘̽̅͑ͩ̕ẍ̦̻͙̘̯̬̣͙͒ͣ͐ͬ͠ ͬ̑ͣ̋ͤ҉̴͙̠̝̰̗̻̹͕[̬͍̊͋̌͂͊͘͜͡(̡̢̰̞̿̋p̖͖̤͍͍͗͂̒̽͐̆̃ͮ͜ͅr̬̯̼͛̏͛̀̐̓̚e̔̌͏͕͎͟d̩̠̯͇̩̮͓̅̽͒ͯͪͩ̀̚ ̦̱̭͓ͣ͘(̡̙ͫ̾̀ͤ͡ͅfͤ̓͑ͮ͐̈́͋͐͏̪̞o̧̱̣̼̗̼̍ͯ̎ͭ̒̋ͣͭ͛r̨̮̠͇͇̼̪̍̇ͫͅm̷̦͔̳͚͍͖̣̳̾ͧa̵̲͚ͫͣ̈t̴̝̦̣̝̝̯̟ͣͤ̎̌̾̕-̧̟͔͕͙̳̲̯͆̏͋͝i̭̥̗̟̰̼͎̰ͦ̒͞d̬̫̥̘̜̙̞̏̎̆̑̏̽͢ ̥͕̱̹̈́ͣ̊͠s̏̔ͣ̅͝͏͉̦̯t̴̛̪̭̲͚͎̺̼ͦ͟x̷̟͕̒̌̈́ ̋ͮ̓̔͑̊͏̻"͕̦̘̤̙͎̳͕͒͑ͮ̌ͮ͝~̺̪̤͙͙ͮ͐ͤ̿͘ạ͕̙̬̮̩̽͆́̀̆̍̆͟͜?̵̢̩̙̦̖̩͌̋͂ͅ"͇̖̪̩͚̠ͦ̎̋̓͋̀ͅ ̫̟̖̻̲͛̉̊ͧͪ́͡#ͤͨ͗͋҉̢̺͚̰'̷̵̳ͣ̓i̛̤̰̎ͨͯ͌̈́̐ͥḓ̙̩͍̮͍̹͋̔̐ͨ̊̌̚͝)̛̮͓̦̻̽̈̆ͥͩ̈͗̿̀̚͡ͅ)̩̥̯̦̌̈ͤͦ̑ͬ̚
͖̳̃ͦ̂ͬ̄̋ͤ ̸̪͎̬̒͌̊͆ͯ̒ͫ͜͟ ͇͕̱̳͙̉͋͝ͅ ̯̩̻̼̳̹̘̋͞͡ͅ ̵̥͓̹̫̍̄̓̇̄̈́̈́̀̚͘ ̴̮̟̮̗͕͉͈͙̐ͧ́͟ ̢͔͋ͭ̋ͩ̈̃ͬ͐ͧ ̡̣̱̻̦̔ͦ͆ͩ͌̕ ̥͈ͪ̾ ̷̫̙̭̳̝̎ͬ ̖̟̬̗̺͎͇͗ͮ̀ ̵̦̰̠͐͒͝ ̶̸͖̝̺̘̘͚̜ͦ̑͂̑̅ ̸̢̪̩͓̳̰͔̐͂̈̏͆̕ ̼͍̳̮̜͎̻̦̽ͪ͌ͪ̎ͦ̔̕͢ ̸̫̙̗̟͕͚͔͚̤͂̾̃͑̎̽͌̕ ̵̨͓͖̹̯̙̼̜ͣͪ̂̉ ̸̱̜̱̳͙̞̎̃̉ͯ̾̄̇ ͓̗͈́̊̿ ̡͚̜̗̜̔̃ͨ͡ ̷̲͍̜̠̾̃́͡ͅ#̡͎͓͖̺͔̼͆̐̐ͭͥ̅̀́`̢̰̯̮̲̏͂̏̏́̽̃̀(̎ͯ̔ͯ҉̷̯̜̠b̵̦̳̈́ͥ̄̋ͭę͉ͨ͑ͭ̃ͅģ͍͙͔̬͒̋͒̆̿͒i̶̴̘̣̮̗͖̬̾͒̾̅̆̒ͤͯͅn̵̶͇̹̹̱̭̩̻̓̏ͤͩ̔̇́ͅ
̪̲̪̟͚̞͇̓̆͊̅ ̝̥ͩ̆ͯͪ̑͂ ̶̵̩̻̤͕͕̃ͥ ͋̀̇ͬ̿ͮͩ͗ͤ͏̵̣̥ ̙͈͍̃ͥ̔ͦ̿̉̋͟ ̟̘̰̌̓̋̋͋ ̸̧̼̖̤͚͈̺̱͇͆̌͆̌͛͛̎ ̖̠̩̠̲̜͈̔͐̂ͫ̉ͧͪ́͠͝ ̸̠͛ͤͣͥ̂͛͟͢ ̷͙̱͉̘̎̂̋̏ͩͅͅͅ ̷̼̞̣͛̑̄͒̈͐͠ ̢̗̺̲̋͂̾̎̓̔͋̄́̕ ̤̪̗̖͙͚̘̌͊̾ͤ͘͞ͅ ̧̝̣͎̘̣̙̘̓ͤ̓ͧ̈́́̕ ̙̬̇̾͠ͅ ̛̭̤̬̘̘̳̥̪̈́̃͢ ̗͖ͫ̂̾ͮͨ ͪ̄̍́ͦ͌͋͊̈͏͉͍̙́ ̵̻̩̭͕̩̞̦͙͓̎̇̆ͥ̍͛ ̡̡̱̣̞̓̌̑ ̵̷̫̲͈̰̗͉͇͒ͯ͌̈͒̍̌ͣ ͈̗̠͖̹̼̮̤̃̂̽̃̓͒̓̉ͅ ̌͂̀͒̿͑ͤ̿҉̶̲ ̶̱͇͙̙̼̞̰ͬ̂̈́̑͌̍̍̓͜ ̨̜͉̭̠̖̥̓ͩͣ͘ͅ(̧̮̼͙̞͋͘d̥̳̯̪̙̔̌͗ͤͭ́͑͂͋͞e̴̾͏̳͈̱̪f͎̳̣̦͓̞̲̦̓̃̊̋̑ͣ̔ͦḯ̭͔̱̻̼̼͖͖̥̕n̳̬̞͕͎̻̰̥͒̂e̵̘͚͌ͩ͊͜ ̬̪͓̪̳͕̗͇̒͗̓̌̅́̇ͨ(͔̩̩͉̬͖̦̮̮͊̋ͮ͑͐̕͘i͓̬̬̰͕̼̫̠͆ͨ̒ͭ̇ͯͩḋ̙̫̤ͯͨ̈̀̕ͅ ̷̹̯̩̱̑ͭͭ̄f̷̥̻̬̠̋̈́̏̔̽ͮ̎ͩ́ǐ̯̜̦̀͑ͨͭ̇̎e̗̺̽ͬ̓̏̊̔ͭ̉̎l̡͚͉̝͖̼̰̤̖̇̊̉͗̋̋ͧ̒͐͘͝d͓̹̞̪̅ͣ́s̯͔̗̭ͥ̀̂̊̀͠ ̡̛̙̩̝̱̘̈́́ͫ̓.̹̺̎̀̓̍̓́ͤ.̖̞̰̹̳̺̜̄ͬͦ̿ͫͨ̃̀́̚͠.̡͕̲̗̗͔ͧ̍)̩̦̱̥̩̽ͥ̆ͨͮͤͥ͟ͅ ̎ͭ̄̄͊͆ͫ͠҉͕͙͔͔͔(͗̇̀҉̢̟̖͔̬̜̳ṽ̷̘͓͚̠̬̕e̷̛͖̺ͫ͆ͭ̅̒̓̇͛͘c̴̛̮̟͕̙͇̣͋ͯ͡t̲̜̞̫̩͚̬̿ͯͨͭ́́͢͞òͦ̅͗͏̡̗ṛ̷̣͆͋͑ͯ̇̀͘ ̵͖͔ͩ͑ͯ̌͢ĭ̩͒̋͊̽͜ḑ̖̯͓̦͈͕̲̦ͭ͗̒ͫ̚͟ ̦̦̠̮́̑̋̅̎̾̕f̵̢̜̲̠̰̫̗̪ͯͤ̆͌ͦ͑̍i̥͒̊̓̇ͪ̉̈́̾̊e̷̎̽̀ͧ̓ͣͤ͏̼͖̹͉̝̣̺l̝͙͕̦͇̝͍̆̊̀ͭ̏ͯͨ̅̚͠d̰̩͖͔̺̩̺̟͋͒̿̾́͘s̫̈́̓̊ͨ̌̋̋͌ͅ ̧̳͖̜͈̥̌̒͊̈́̔̀.̹ͯͩ̌ͣ̔̈́.̡̲̗̦̞̠͓͗́̽͂̃̎͛͒.̰͍̝̫̣̩̒͗͛̔ͪͥ͒)͈̰͇̼̥̞̈́͋́̾ͫͫ̀͠)̵̴͉̹͓͔̝̗ͩͥ̓ͅ
͕̘̠̱̜̲̗̎̎͂ͪ͂͒̋ͬ͜͠ ̴͕̒̏ͤ͛̊͌̋͌ ̳̭̹̩̭̏ͤ̂̇ͫ̌̈̇̿̀͞ͅ ͣͭ̇͂͌̆̎̈҉̤̳͎̜ ͚̗͈̫͌͐ ̱̤̙̹̟̖ͦ̍ ̩̮̩̬̖͈̄͂̈ͦ̀͝ ͫ͑ͯ̚͝҉҉̹̝͔͈͇̙ ͭ́̈̎͗ͦ͏̻̹̜ ͈̹͚̱͉͆͌ͦ̓͑ͫͫͥ̾ ̤̬̹̦͕͙̙͐̅͝ ͓̓͟͞͞ ̛̖̪̥̖̹̟̞̣ͧ̈́̐͛͐̕ ̴̠̒ͯ̈́̀ͣ́ ̧̺̹͍̯͖̥̥͔ͤͮͭ ̗͕̘͉̜̎͘ ̛̭͉̬̱͑̽͆͆͛̏͌̎͠͠ ̵̩̺͇͕̮̎ͧ̃͋ͩ͛̀̚ ͂́̽͏̘͔͝ ̲̭̣͂͆ͮ̂͊͂́ ̭̒ͪ͐͊ͯ́̅̈ͅ ̞̣̬͖͍̍̈́͞ ̥̗̹͙̿ͦ͑ͯ̉͘ ̡̛̰͇̭̳̘̮͖ͬ̓̍̀ ̴̣̣̫͔̬̥̲̰͆͒͋͛̈̽͑(̈ͧ͏̣̘͙̞̼d̻̰͕͖͇̅ͭ̽͒́e̡͓̭̩̺̰͕̟ͦ͛͗̇͑ͦ̔̚f͚̜̥ͨ̋̉ͧͣͥ͆́i̯̭̹̦̙̊̊͆̎̾͛͛̑̀͜n̴̢̜̺̖̾̓ͣ͂ͭͫͫe̢ͮ͋͑͘͏̘̦̝ ̣̗͖͇̙̬̾͒͘(̶̭̦͙͔̭̮͍̒̇͊͌̓ͥͥͭ͟p̸̧̜̬͎̼̺̥̼͒͒̈́͗̽̌ͭ̅r̴̗̞̞̎͒̌ë̺̫̘̩͖͙̯̳́͛͗̑̈́d̛̀̇̄̍̌ͭ̆̚͏͚͞ ̘̯̲͍͍̣̘̫̑̎̏ͬͬͨ͊̇͘͘ͅx̴̶̭̥͛͡)ͥ̑͋̋͏̯̯̙̣̟̙͔͎͡
̋̄͑ͤ̓̾ͥ͜҉̼̠ ̶̱̗̩̗̻͔ͫ̐ͮͬ̚͠͡ ̱̪̔̏̊̈́̍̅ͬ ̰̯͙̖͔͙̙͔͂̀̍͢͝ ̵̟͔̜͖͉̖̘̳͉͂ͪ̀ ̨͔͍͚ͪ͐ͧ͘ ̙͈̲͖̹̦̞̯̫̅ͪ̀̀͡ ̛̲̜͎͖̲ͩ̋͘ ̨̾ͪ͛͒̆͆̿͊͘҉̙̭̱̻̩͈ ̧̦̺̰̦͈͈̻͂̓̚͟ ̷̬̾ͩ͟ͅ ̴̪̯̬͖͓̫̑̓ͯ̐͊ ̸̢̜̱͎̫̜̟͗̈̄ͨ̽͢ ̶̥͖͕̰͈̺̝͇̽̍̎ͦ̂͘ ͕ͪ̍̽ͯ̏͗̾ͯ̅ ̸̮̬͙͉͕͎̖̳ͣ͆ͦ̒̀ ̸̛̳̹̝ͦͯ͆̾ͦ̀ ̣̝̂̆ͨ͆ͧ̀͝ ̷̢̬̟̟͊̽͘ ̧̟͎̥̲͕̩͈̆͌ͪ̔͌̌͑ ̮͚͍ͦ͊ͫ̅ͫͩ͌͜ ̴̢͙͈̣̤̓͗̐͑̉ͬ̐̎̒͠ ̧̱̞̼̯̣̭̮ͬ͗͗̓̀ ̶̧̳͆̅͗̒̋̐̅̈́̈́͟ ̴̷̙̩ͥͣ̎ͫ̓̌ ̮̍̀͛̈́́ͣ ̷̶̭̳̞̄̋͑̀̓ͭͪ͐̍͞(͙̙̣̟̹͓̤̮͙͗̉͑̂̍͆̇͌a̙̱̖̜̭͎̅̃̐ͬ̆̐̉ͥ͟͠͞n̛͇̥̅̑̑͒̇̓̈ͩd̖̬̈́ͧ̏͋̈́̚͢ ̬͙͙̥́ͯ̓̀ͅ(̢̇̃͏͈̟v̷͔̙͕̰͖̋͌ͤ͆̏̊͑͡ē̶͈̻̲̇́̋͑c̻̟͕̼̤̫̬̹̔̓̊͡͡ͅt̴̵̰̫̯̠̟̎͗̐̌̍̏ȯ̵̧̖͇̜̲̭̳̖̈ͣ͂ͬ͐͡rͭ̈͏̧̘̰̰͚̳̗ͅ?̷̨̹̼̹̩͇̬̯̓̀ ͩ͌ͤ̉̀҉̯̲͍̺̰̖͡x̷̗̳̻͉͐̓̊ͅ)̣̬͓̝̠̝͐̆̾
̦̱͂̇̈ͯͤ͟ ̧̖̗͐̊̓ͩ ̯̤̐͗͋͞ ̙ͬ͐̃̓̄ ̢̛͚̘͇̙̍̓͋͛̕ ̸͎͉̗̙̳͌̀ ̨̛̖̺͊͗̈́̿͋ͨ ̵͙̟̪̪͐̂ͯͬ̓̇̇ ̓̃̾͑ͬ̈́͂ͣ҉̵͓͕̦͙͓͎̝̭͜ͅ ̝̭͔͎̒̏̾͂ͫ ̴̧̡͍͙̥͙͎͕̯̲͓͌ͩͫ͗̑̾ͭͣ ̯̝̥̪͈̱̱̪̋͒ͩ̀ͪ̓͝ ̨̙̮̻̘̩̩͂͑̆̄̽͜ͅ ̼͓͈͎̖̖̙ͪ̂̍͛ͣ͑͛ͫ͟ ͚̗̜̭̟͛ͮ̕ ̴̥̫͎̗̥͋ͣ̋̚ͅ ̝̌ͥͤͩ̆͐̉͟ ̢̞̝̠̭͖̘͕͚̌͋̆̓̔͞ ̵̨͕̺̮̳̲̤̰̄ͅ ͇̖̬͈̬̍͂̈́̾̆͋̋ͥ̉ ͓̰̥̐͛͗ͬ̄͑͘ ̴͇͇̹̺̖̙ͬͅͅ ̛͔̙̤͇͍̤̇ͪ̄̍̒ͯ̿̀̚͢ͅ ̶̱̯ͣ̃ͧ̒ͬ̒̃ͧ ̨̠͇͈͇̇ ̨̛͉̫̣̫̲̭̪͒̿ͤ̑̚͡ ͉͙̥̭͈̙̺̗̎ͪ̎̚͜ ͥ͋͂̂ͬͬ̊̓̋͏̤̗̺̣̪̟̬́ ̆͒̔҉̷̶̣͇͎ ̒̃̄̓͆͌͏̝͖̲͍͍̼̩͝ ̬̻͈̣͕͈̖ͥ̃̊͗ͭ͢ ̶̣͇̌̆͢(̟̳̭̦̣͍̙ͨ̏̒͋ͥ̑̀́̚ͅę͎͍̘̺̯͉̀̾̆q̶͚͉̻͓͔̬̒͑̆̂͐?̃̆̂ͪ̅̆̆ͨ́͏̢̦̻̼̯ ̖̲̞͊̋̽̉͆͑̈̿́ͅ(̷̡͉̭͓̰̫͈̉ͪ͛̉ͨ̅͜v̦̺͈̳̞̘̬̔̉̋ͣ̌̓̀e̶̠̬̺̭̥̽̾̂́ͦ̚c̡̱̦͙̞͉͚̠̒̔ͭ̊ͫ͊̊̽͢t̢͖͔̼͕͍̣̰̪̎͛̂ͦͧͮ͞ơ͙̠̬̒ͣͮͨ̉͒͘ͅr̷͖̠̱̮͇̩̠̒́ͅ-̳̭̲̟͓̝̤̣͎͋͋r̡̗̼̩͚ͯ̇̈ͫ̍̈̓͌̈́͠e̵̞͓̬̟͗̊̅̀̌̂f̵̢͓̔ͫ ̣͖̪̹̰͐̀ͭ̋͡x̤̜̲̮̞ͧ̓̌͆̀ ̢͚͓͕̪͙͔͓̆́͛ͣ͡0̴̡̼͎̫̬͙̹ͯ͌ͭͅ)̡͖̫̪͈̙͔ͭ́͠ ̙̱̠͔͕̙̞̮ͧȋ͙̜̩͍͖͓͘͠d̷̝̥̲̘̤̓ͣͪ̋̕)̡͈͔͑̊̔̆̂̃̽̏̚͡)̗̦̠̹̓͐̃̂͗̐́͞)̶̻̝̪̠̠̆̔͠
̸͐ͫͤͪ̌́̚҉̜̘̝ ̴̉̉͏͕̮́ ̨̯͕̖̜͂̌̈͘͞ ͓ͬ͗͘͢͟ͅ ͖͍̘͇͚̫̟̰̻͆͝ ̡̺̯̀̋͡ ̬͓͖̰͙̫̹́̔ͩ̅́ ̸̯͈̟̈ͬͦ̑ͪ̓̈́͜ ̮̤̣̝̲͚̣̜̘ͤ͌ͫ͠ ̴̠̠̹͋͑́ͭͯ̇͆̇ ̨̬͓̰͓̺͎̥̐̿̃ͭ̐̓̂͘͟ ̬̳͛̍́͠ ̶̱̮̰̥̟̮ͦ͊ͩ̐͂͝ ̧͓̠͍̟͈̙̲̳̤̆̿ ̡̡̺̮̼̪ͨͭ̊ ̴͔̬̣͉̞͉̗̥ͩͥ͞ ̡̙̪̭͖̙͆̑̌̇̈́ͪͅ ̙͙͙̭̜̥͔͍̞ͥͯͭ͋ͦ͛͠ ̭͈̰̝̖̬͇͉̅̄̋ͦ̊ͯ̾̆͘ ̡̡̗͇̳̥͙̹̈̓ͨ ̵̶̷͙̳̠̜̼ͭͪ̀̓ͮ̚ ̢̲̤̭̣͇̫͍̲͍̄̃̿̿̀ ̛̗ͮ̇ͯ̇͜ ̣͔͍̠͉͇̣̋ͤͮ̑ͯ̊̎̓̉ ̍ͧͯ̀ͨ͏͇̤)͍͓̮͈͍͎͔ͥ̉̆ͭ̒̕)̖͌ͬ̒̕]̵̺͚͓̺̹͔̦ͯ̊̂ͩ͂͒ͤ)̊̂̌͗ͪ̐̊͑̀҉̢̨̥̫̠)̷̖̦̗̤̥̱͎̰͈̓̒ͣ̓͊ͥ
 
It doesn't translate from R'lyehan well, I'm afraid. Here's the original, though:



(̲̂͑ͭ̕d̼̝̙̼͈͖̟̤ͨ̾ͨ̔̎e̡̨͚̤̖̞̜̿͂ͤ͟f̺͕̖͖̮ͬͪį̱̻͓͓̘͐̌̽͆̏̂ͧ̓ͭ͜ͅͅnͫ̄̃ͥ͊͏̛̻̼̜̥̘͔͓͚ë̸͈̥̱̲͓͒ͧ́ͧ̿͘͟-̸̦͙ͬ̏̊ͪ͑͋̀̊̅͘š̞̬͍̬̳͙̗̳̏̌͗͠y̶̩̗̆̓͌̉̃̋̾̚͟n̢̞̞͙ͤͮ̊tͧͫ̄́͏̬͈͔͙̝͇̮̦a̷̻̔̀̓̒̍͗x͎̲͓͇̗͔͈̙̑ͬ͊̽ ̛̝̪̰̭̻ͯͭ́̑͠(̺̘̮̠͌̆ͣ̎͑̏́ͅm̗͉͓̞̻̉̊͒y͙͙̦̹̎ͣ́-͛̇ͬͭ̂ͤ͏̸̼̬̀s̘̟ͧ̽͟͠t̮̟̖̞̄͛̏̏ͣͯ̅ͩ͢͜r̨̨͔̘̥̱̗̙̯̙͓̓ͯ̋͛͊̌̚u͌̅͊͜͏͎͇c̝͒ͩ̾̍ͬ̓̔ͪ͝t̩͎̹̩̎̋͊̐̀͋̅ ̹̗̿̚͟s̶̳͉̥ͫ͆͢t̫̹̤̠̪͓̞͚̄͗̅̋̒͠ͅẍ̠̩͙̤̿̅ͬ)̡̨͓͚͓͋̆̄̇͐̈̚
̧̭̙̻͎̳ͮͣ̆ ̶̷͖̑͂̓̓̑̚ ̟̱̆ͦ͝(̡̫̞̜̮̟͕̤̑͜ͅs̯͕̳̖̝̥̞̳ͫ̔̇͌y̰ͣ͋̑̿͜͡n͕̱̯̪͔̖̤̹̂̈́̌ͫͦ͢t̡̟̱̬͔̮͕͔͎̩ͬͨ͑ͩͪ͘a̵̩͔̯̜̼̟̗ͬẍ̷̲̰͙͎̗̫̹̉͆͑͞-̶͉͔̫͍̜̠̪̥ͨ͘c̸͙̝̔̂̇̋͗͒̈͞a̧̫̮ͬ͒͌͊ͩ̀̈s̗͖̖ͬ̾͆͟ë͚̤̤͙̱̣͍́͜ ̶͚̹̼̺ͮͅs̴͇̟͖̜̃̾͒ṯ̸̥̳̥ͪx̭̣̠̆̌ͣ͊͜͝ ̛͕̗̣̙̠͇͙͑ͩ̊ͫ̒̚(̡̬͉̖̠̼͉̼ͫͨ͑̉)̼̭̘͓̗̈̋ͤ́
̵̢̥̙̰̎̋̓ͫ͊ͭ̅ͨ ̝͎͈̖̩̱͖̯̬̔́̒͐͢ ̴̞̪̩̫̣̹͚̅̇ͤͣ̇ͦ̓͊ ̵̲̮͙̗͚̪̌̿̓ͮ̾́͝ͅ ̦̥͍͓͎̪͐̋ͥ̕ ̻̰̖̈́͘ ͎̟̖͍ͫ̌̑ͬ̚͝͡[̞̣͙̰̪̣͕̫̝̂̐̂̂́̎(̷̡͖͖̤̻͙̥̥̗ͣ̂ͫ͐͒̿ͨ_̾̃ͯͪ̔̔͛͏̖̻̻͠ ̨̡̤̝̜͎ͥ̿̃͠iͬ̋͒̎̂ͪ̅̚͏͇̙͓͓̩̟́͡dͯ̊̆̈́̊̅͆́̈͜͏̫͙̝̳ ̠̙̮̪̇̒̈̇͘f̷̟͇ͩi̶͈̙̯̟͖̇̇ͨ́̀ȩ̬̫ͬ̌̓l̼͕̠̰ͧ̒͊̏ͫ́ͩ̏d̗̲͕͙̘ͮ̍̀́s̯̫ͬͦͭ͟͞ ̦̰̙̆̄ͣ̉̓̀̕.̸̺̙̙̼͕̱̘̋͋ͣ̊.̖̉ͯͨ̿ͬ̀.̦͎̩̾̄̔͌̔̿͊̓̚͜͢ ̵̨͎͓̻͓̱̞̜̺̐͟ͅ)̾͆̾ͤ҉͚̯͇̯͉͇̪
̡̤̼ͬ̌͡͠ ̨̱̲͇̳̹͇ͨͩ̔̀͠ ͦ͋̅ͩ͆ͦ͏͠҉̩̤ ̴̟̣̹̂̄̌͆ͯͮ̊̓͟͜ ̮̤͚͕̺̍̎ͬͬͩ͛͟͝͡ͅ ͥ̿͝͏̬͈̼̱͙̹̤͢ ̄ͧ͆̽͒̉ͧ̈́҉̝̹ ̙̼̤͈̘̥̹̝̎̐ͯ̕(̵̯̜͐̉ͩ́͝ͅw̨͔̑̃̄ͪ͊̈́ͥͯ͘̕ị̵̷̤͚̘͓̱̽͗̂̏͒̃͟ẗ̷͔̞̟̮̦̪̲̓̑ͮͅh͙̉̂ͭ-̱̳̇ͣ̇̓̏̽ͯ̊͝s̈́͐́̍ͬͫ͂҉̟͘yͣ̂̆̔ͫ͝҉͕̦̝͕̱̩̜ṋ̫̻̆͆̅͋t̖͉̬̖̬̎́́ͮ̿̐̿̔͛͢͡â̫̣̼͚̤͉̘̽̅͑ͩ̕ẍ̦̻͙̘̯̬̣͙͒ͣ͐ͬ͠ ͬ̑ͣ̋ͤ҉̴͙̠̝̰̗̻̹͕[̬͍̊͋̌͂͊͘͜͡(̡̢̰̞̿̋p̖͖̤͍͍͗͂̒̽͐̆̃ͮ͜ͅr̬̯̼͛̏͛̀̐̓̚e̔̌͏͕͎͟d̩̠̯͇̩̮͓̅̽͒ͯͪͩ̀̚ ̦̱̭͓ͣ͘(̡̙ͫ̾̀ͤ͡ͅfͤ̓͑ͮ͐̈́͋͐͏̪̞o̧̱̣̼̗̼̍ͯ̎ͭ̒̋ͣͭ͛r̨̮̠͇͇̼̪̍̇ͫͅm̷̦͔̳͚͍͖̣̳̾ͧa̵̲͚ͫͣ̈t̴̝̦̣̝̝̯̟ͣͤ̎̌̾̕-̧̟͔͕͙̳̲̯͆̏͋͝i̭̥̗̟̰̼͎̰ͦ̒͞d̬̫̥̘̜̙̞̏̎̆̑̏̽͢ ̥͕̱̹̈́ͣ̊͠s̏̔ͣ̅͝͏͉̦̯t̴̛̪̭̲͚͎̺̼ͦ͟x̷̟͕̒̌̈́ ̋ͮ̓̔͑̊͏̻"͕̦̘̤̙͎̳͕͒͑ͮ̌ͮ͝~̺̪̤͙͙ͮ͐ͤ̿͘ạ͕̙̬̮̩̽͆́̀̆̍̆͟͜?̵̢̩̙̦̖̩͌̋͂ͅ"͇̖̪̩͚̠ͦ̎̋̓͋̀ͅ ̫̟̖̻̲͛̉̊ͧͪ́͡#ͤͨ͗͋҉̢̺͚̰'̷̵̳ͣ̓i̛̤̰̎ͨͯ͌̈́̐ͥḓ̙̩͍̮͍̹͋̔̐ͨ̊̌̚͝)̛̮͓̦̻̽̈̆ͥͩ̈͗̿̀̚͡ͅ)̩̥̯̦̌̈ͤͦ̑ͬ̚
͖̳̃ͦ̂ͬ̄̋ͤ ̸̪͎̬̒͌̊͆ͯ̒ͫ͜͟ ͇͕̱̳͙̉͋͝ͅ ̯̩̻̼̳̹̘̋͞͡ͅ ̵̥͓̹̫̍̄̓̇̄̈́̈́̀̚͘ ̴̮̟̮̗͕͉͈͙̐ͧ́͟ ̢͔͋ͭ̋ͩ̈̃ͬ͐ͧ ̡̣̱̻̦̔ͦ͆ͩ͌̕ ̥͈ͪ̾ ̷̫̙̭̳̝̎ͬ ̖̟̬̗̺͎͇͗ͮ̀ ̵̦̰̠͐͒͝ ̶̸͖̝̺̘̘͚̜ͦ̑͂̑̅ ̸̢̪̩͓̳̰͔̐͂̈̏͆̕ ̼͍̳̮̜͎̻̦̽ͪ͌ͪ̎ͦ̔̕͢ ̸̫̙̗̟͕͚͔͚̤͂̾̃͑̎̽͌̕ ̵̨͓͖̹̯̙̼̜ͣͪ̂̉ ̸̱̜̱̳͙̞̎̃̉ͯ̾̄̇ ͓̗͈́̊̿ ̡͚̜̗̜̔̃ͨ͡ ̷̲͍̜̠̾̃́͡ͅ#̡͎͓͖̺͔̼͆̐̐ͭͥ̅̀́`̢̰̯̮̲̏͂̏̏́̽̃̀(̎ͯ̔ͯ҉̷̯̜̠b̵̦̳̈́ͥ̄̋ͭę͉ͨ͑ͭ̃ͅģ͍͙͔̬͒̋͒̆̿͒i̶̴̘̣̮̗͖̬̾͒̾̅̆̒ͤͯͅn̵̶͇̹̹̱̭̩̻̓̏ͤͩ̔̇́ͅ
̪̲̪̟͚̞͇̓̆͊̅ ̝̥ͩ̆ͯͪ̑͂ ̶̵̩̻̤͕͕̃ͥ ͋̀̇ͬ̿ͮͩ͗ͤ͏̵̣̥ ̙͈͍̃ͥ̔ͦ̿̉̋͟ ̟̘̰̌̓̋̋͋ ̸̧̼̖̤͚͈̺̱͇͆̌͆̌͛͛̎ ̖̠̩̠̲̜͈̔͐̂ͫ̉ͧͪ́͠͝ ̸̠͛ͤͣͥ̂͛͟͢ ̷͙̱͉̘̎̂̋̏ͩͅͅͅ ̷̼̞̣͛̑̄͒̈͐͠ ̢̗̺̲̋͂̾̎̓̔͋̄́̕ ̤̪̗̖͙͚̘̌͊̾ͤ͘͞ͅ ̧̝̣͎̘̣̙̘̓ͤ̓ͧ̈́́̕ ̙̬̇̾͠ͅ ̛̭̤̬̘̘̳̥̪̈́̃͢ ̗͖ͫ̂̾ͮͨ ͪ̄̍́ͦ͌͋͊̈͏͉͍̙́ ̵̻̩̭͕̩̞̦͙͓̎̇̆ͥ̍͛ ̡̡̱̣̞̓̌̑ ̵̷̫̲͈̰̗͉͇͒ͯ͌̈͒̍̌ͣ ͈̗̠͖̹̼̮̤̃̂̽̃̓͒̓̉ͅ ̌͂̀͒̿͑ͤ̿҉̶̲ ̶̱͇͙̙̼̞̰ͬ̂̈́̑͌̍̍̓͜ ̨̜͉̭̠̖̥̓ͩͣ͘ͅ(̧̮̼͙̞͋͘d̥̳̯̪̙̔̌͗ͤͭ́͑͂͋͞e̴̾͏̳͈̱̪f͎̳̣̦͓̞̲̦̓̃̊̋̑ͣ̔ͦḯ̭͔̱̻̼̼͖͖̥̕n̳̬̞͕͎̻̰̥͒̂e̵̘͚͌ͩ͊͜ ̬̪͓̪̳͕̗͇̒͗̓̌̅́̇ͨ(͔̩̩͉̬͖̦̮̮͊̋ͮ͑͐̕͘i͓̬̬̰͕̼̫̠͆ͨ̒ͭ̇ͯͩḋ̙̫̤ͯͨ̈̀̕ͅ ̷̹̯̩̱̑ͭͭ̄f̷̥̻̬̠̋̈́̏̔̽ͮ̎ͩ́ǐ̯̜̦̀͑ͨͭ̇̎e̗̺̽ͬ̓̏̊̔ͭ̉̎l̡͚͉̝͖̼̰̤̖̇̊̉͗̋̋ͧ̒͐͘͝d͓̹̞̪̅ͣ́s̯͔̗̭ͥ̀̂̊̀͠ ̡̛̙̩̝̱̘̈́́ͫ̓.̹̺̎̀̓̍̓́ͤ.̖̞̰̹̳̺̜̄ͬͦ̿ͫͨ̃̀́̚͠.̡͕̲̗̗͔ͧ̍)̩̦̱̥̩̽ͥ̆ͨͮͤͥ͟ͅ ̎ͭ̄̄͊͆ͫ͠҉͕͙͔͔͔(͗̇̀҉̢̟̖͔̬̜̳ṽ̷̘͓͚̠̬̕e̷̛͖̺ͫ͆ͭ̅̒̓̇͛͘c̴̛̮̟͕̙͇̣͋ͯ͡t̲̜̞̫̩͚̬̿ͯͨͭ́́͢͞òͦ̅͗͏̡̗ṛ̷̣͆͋͑ͯ̇̀͘ ̵͖͔ͩ͑ͯ̌͢ĭ̩͒̋͊̽͜ḑ̖̯͓̦͈͕̲̦ͭ͗̒ͫ̚͟ ̦̦̠̮́̑̋̅̎̾̕f̵̢̜̲̠̰̫̗̪ͯͤ̆͌ͦ͑̍i̥͒̊̓̇ͪ̉̈́̾̊e̷̎̽̀ͧ̓ͣͤ͏̼͖̹͉̝̣̺l̝͙͕̦͇̝͍̆̊̀ͭ̏ͯͨ̅̚͠d̰̩͖͔̺̩̺̟͋͒̿̾́͘s̫̈́̓̊ͨ̌̋̋͌ͅ ̧̳͖̜͈̥̌̒͊̈́̔̀.̹ͯͩ̌ͣ̔̈́.̡̲̗̦̞̠͓͗́̽͂̃̎͛͒.̰͍̝̫̣̩̒͗͛̔ͪͥ͒)͈̰͇̼̥̞̈́͋́̾ͫͫ̀͠)̵̴͉̹͓͔̝̗ͩͥ̓ͅ
͕̘̠̱̜̲̗̎̎͂ͪ͂͒̋ͬ͜͠ ̴͕̒̏ͤ͛̊͌̋͌ ̳̭̹̩̭̏ͤ̂̇ͫ̌̈̇̿̀͞ͅ ͣͭ̇͂͌̆̎̈҉̤̳͎̜ ͚̗͈̫͌͐ ̱̤̙̹̟̖ͦ̍ ̩̮̩̬̖͈̄͂̈ͦ̀͝ ͫ͑ͯ̚͝҉҉̹̝͔͈͇̙ ͭ́̈̎͗ͦ͏̻̹̜ ͈̹͚̱͉͆͌ͦ̓͑ͫͫͥ̾ ̤̬̹̦͕͙̙͐̅͝ ͓̓͟͞͞ ̛̖̪̥̖̹̟̞̣ͧ̈́̐͛͐̕ ̴̠̒ͯ̈́̀ͣ́ ̧̺̹͍̯͖̥̥͔ͤͮͭ ̗͕̘͉̜̎͘ ̛̭͉̬̱͑̽͆͆͛̏͌̎͠͠ ̵̩̺͇͕̮̎ͧ̃͋ͩ͛̀̚ ͂́̽͏̘͔͝ ̲̭̣͂͆ͮ̂͊͂́ ̭̒ͪ͐͊ͯ́̅̈ͅ ̞̣̬͖͍̍̈́͞ ̥̗̹͙̿ͦ͑ͯ̉͘ ̡̛̰͇̭̳̘̮͖ͬ̓̍̀ ̴̣̣̫͔̬̥̲̰͆͒͋͛̈̽͑(̈ͧ͏̣̘͙̞̼d̻̰͕͖͇̅ͭ̽͒́e̡͓̭̩̺̰͕̟ͦ͛͗̇͑ͦ̔̚f͚̜̥ͨ̋̉ͧͣͥ͆́i̯̭̹̦̙̊̊͆̎̾͛͛̑̀͜n̴̢̜̺̖̾̓ͣ͂ͭͫͫe̢ͮ͋͑͘͏̘̦̝ ̣̗͖͇̙̬̾͒͘(̶̭̦͙͔̭̮͍̒̇͊͌̓ͥͥͭ͟p̸̧̜̬͎̼̺̥̼͒͒̈́͗̽̌ͭ̅r̴̗̞̞̎͒̌ë̺̫̘̩͖͙̯̳́͛͗̑̈́d̛̀̇̄̍̌ͭ̆̚͏͚͞ ̘̯̲͍͍̣̘̫̑̎̏ͬͬͨ͊̇͘͘ͅx̴̶̭̥͛͡)ͥ̑͋̋͏̯̯̙̣̟̙͔͎͡
̋̄͑ͤ̓̾ͥ͜҉̼̠ ̶̱̗̩̗̻͔ͫ̐ͮͬ̚͠͡ ̱̪̔̏̊̈́̍̅ͬ ̰̯͙̖͔͙̙͔͂̀̍͢͝ ̵̟͔̜͖͉̖̘̳͉͂ͪ̀ ̨͔͍͚ͪ͐ͧ͘ ̙͈̲͖̹̦̞̯̫̅ͪ̀̀͡ ̛̲̜͎͖̲ͩ̋͘ ̨̾ͪ͛͒̆͆̿͊͘҉̙̭̱̻̩͈ ̧̦̺̰̦͈͈̻͂̓̚͟ ̷̬̾ͩ͟ͅ ̴̪̯̬͖͓̫̑̓ͯ̐͊ ̸̢̜̱͎̫̜̟͗̈̄ͨ̽͢ ̶̥͖͕̰͈̺̝͇̽̍̎ͦ̂͘ ͕ͪ̍̽ͯ̏͗̾ͯ̅ ̸̮̬͙͉͕͎̖̳ͣ͆ͦ̒̀ ̸̛̳̹̝ͦͯ͆̾ͦ̀ ̣̝̂̆ͨ͆ͧ̀͝ ̷̢̬̟̟͊̽͘ ̧̟͎̥̲͕̩͈̆͌ͪ̔͌̌͑ ̮͚͍ͦ͊ͫ̅ͫͩ͌͜ ̴̢͙͈̣̤̓͗̐͑̉ͬ̐̎̒͠ ̧̱̞̼̯̣̭̮ͬ͗͗̓̀ ̶̧̳͆̅͗̒̋̐̅̈́̈́͟ ̴̷̙̩ͥͣ̎ͫ̓̌ ̮̍̀͛̈́́ͣ ̷̶̭̳̞̄̋͑̀̓ͭͪ͐̍͞(͙̙̣̟̹͓̤̮͙͗̉͑̂̍͆̇͌a̙̱̖̜̭͎̅̃̐ͬ̆̐̉ͥ͟͠͞n̛͇̥̅̑̑͒̇̓̈ͩd̖̬̈́ͧ̏͋̈́̚͢ ̬͙͙̥́ͯ̓̀ͅ(̢̇̃͏͈̟v̷͔̙͕̰͖̋͌ͤ͆̏̊͑͡ē̶͈̻̲̇́̋͑c̻̟͕̼̤̫̬̹̔̓̊͡͡ͅt̴̵̰̫̯̠̟̎͗̐̌̍̏ȯ̵̧̖͇̜̲̭̳̖̈ͣ͂ͬ͐͡rͭ̈͏̧̘̰̰͚̳̗ͅ?̷̨̹̼̹̩͇̬̯̓̀ ͩ͌ͤ̉̀҉̯̲͍̺̰̖͡x̷̗̳̻͉͐̓̊ͅ)̣̬͓̝̠̝͐̆̾
̦̱͂̇̈ͯͤ͟ ̧̖̗͐̊̓ͩ ̯̤̐͗͋͞ ̙ͬ͐̃̓̄ ̢̛͚̘͇̙̍̓͋͛̕ ̸͎͉̗̙̳͌̀ ̨̛̖̺͊͗̈́̿͋ͨ ̵͙̟̪̪͐̂ͯͬ̓̇̇ ̓̃̾͑ͬ̈́͂ͣ҉̵͓͕̦͙͓͎̝̭͜ͅ ̝̭͔͎̒̏̾͂ͫ ̴̧̡͍͙̥͙͎͕̯̲͓͌ͩͫ͗̑̾ͭͣ ̯̝̥̪͈̱̱̪̋͒ͩ̀ͪ̓͝ ̨̙̮̻̘̩̩͂͑̆̄̽͜ͅ ̼͓͈͎̖̖̙ͪ̂̍͛ͣ͑͛ͫ͟ ͚̗̜̭̟͛ͮ̕ ̴̥̫͎̗̥͋ͣ̋̚ͅ ̝̌ͥͤͩ̆͐̉͟ ̢̞̝̠̭͖̘͕͚̌͋̆̓̔͞ ̵̨͕̺̮̳̲̤̰̄ͅ ͇̖̬͈̬̍͂̈́̾̆͋̋ͥ̉ ͓̰̥̐͛͗ͬ̄͑͘ ̴͇͇̹̺̖̙ͬͅͅ ̛͔̙̤͇͍̤̇ͪ̄̍̒ͯ̿̀̚͢ͅ ̶̱̯ͣ̃ͧ̒ͬ̒̃ͧ ̨̠͇͈͇̇ ̨̛͉̫̣̫̲̭̪͒̿ͤ̑̚͡ ͉͙̥̭͈̙̺̗̎ͪ̎̚͜ ͥ͋͂̂ͬͬ̊̓̋͏̤̗̺̣̪̟̬́ ̆͒̔҉̷̶̣͇͎ ̒̃̄̓͆͌͏̝͖̲͍͍̼̩͝ ̬̻͈̣͕͈̖ͥ̃̊͗ͭ͢ ̶̣͇̌̆͢(̟̳̭̦̣͍̙ͨ̏̒͋ͥ̑̀́̚ͅę͎͍̘̺̯͉̀̾̆q̶͚͉̻͓͔̬̒͑̆̂͐?̃̆̂ͪ̅̆̆ͨ́͏̢̦̻̼̯ ̖̲̞͊̋̽̉͆͑̈̿́ͅ(̷̡͉̭͓̰̫͈̉ͪ͛̉ͨ̅͜v̦̺͈̳̞̘̬̔̉̋ͣ̌̓̀e̶̠̬̺̭̥̽̾̂́ͦ̚c̡̱̦͙̞͉͚̠̒̔ͭ̊ͫ͊̊̽͢t̢͖͔̼͕͍̣̰̪̎͛̂ͦͧͮ͞ơ͙̠̬̒ͣͮͨ̉͒͘ͅr̷͖̠̱̮͇̩̠̒́ͅ-̳̭̲̟͓̝̤̣͎͋͋r̡̗̼̩͚ͯ̇̈ͫ̍̈̓͌̈́͠e̵̞͓̬̟͗̊̅̀̌̂f̵̢͓̔ͫ ̣͖̪̹̰͐̀ͭ̋͡x̤̜̲̮̞ͧ̓̌͆̀ ̢͚͓͕̪͙͔͓̆́͛ͣ͡0̴̡̼͎̫̬͙̹ͯ͌ͭͅ)̡͖̫̪͈̙͔ͭ́͠ ̙̱̠͔͕̙̞̮ͧȋ͙̜̩͍͖͓͘͠d̷̝̥̲̘̤̓ͣͪ̋̕)̡͈͔͑̊̔̆̂̃̽̏̚͡)̗̦̠̹̓͐̃̂͗̐́͞)̶̻̝̪̠̠̆̔͠
̸͐ͫͤͪ̌́̚҉̜̘̝ ̴̉̉͏͕̮́ ̨̯͕̖̜͂̌̈͘͞ ͓ͬ͗͘͢͟ͅ ͖͍̘͇͚̫̟̰̻͆͝ ̡̺̯̀̋͡ ̬͓͖̰͙̫̹́̔ͩ̅́ ̸̯͈̟̈ͬͦ̑ͪ̓̈́͜ ̮̤̣̝̲͚̣̜̘ͤ͌ͫ͠ ̴̠̠̹͋͑́ͭͯ̇͆̇ ̨̬͓̰͓̺͎̥̐̿̃ͭ̐̓̂͘͟ ̬̳͛̍́͠ ̶̱̮̰̥̟̮ͦ͊ͩ̐͂͝ ̧͓̠͍̟͈̙̲̳̤̆̿ ̡̡̺̮̼̪ͨͭ̊ ̴͔̬̣͉̞͉̗̥ͩͥ͞ ̡̙̪̭͖̙͆̑̌̇̈́ͪͅ ̙͙͙̭̜̥͔͍̞ͥͯͭ͋ͦ͛͠ ̭͈̰̝̖̬͇͉̅̄̋ͦ̊ͯ̾̆͘ ̡̡̗͇̳̥͙̹̈̓ͨ ̵̶̷͙̳̠̜̼ͭͪ̀̓ͮ̚ ̢̲̤̭̣͇̫͍̲͍̄̃̿̿̀ ̛̗ͮ̇ͯ̇͜ ̣͔͍̠͉͇̣̋ͤͮ̑ͯ̊̎̓̉ ̍ͧͯ̀ͨ͏͇̤)͍͓̮͈͍͎͔ͥ̉̆ͭ̒̕)̖͌ͬ̒̕]̵̺͚͓̺̹͔̦ͯ̊̂ͩ͂͒ͤ)̊̂̌͗ͪ̐̊͑̀҉̢̨̥̫̠)̷̖̦̗̤̥̱͎̰͈̓̒ͣ̓͊ͥ


I halfway expected a ~ath program.
 
I'm going to be busy for most of tomorrow, so let's extend the time -- I can't use it for writing, so might as well let y'all have a little more discussion.

Voting is open until 9pm Eastern time, Saturday July 9, 2016. That's about 24 hours.


CounterBot by eaglejarl, version 1.4


Plan name: Research Hazou: PMYF

Voters: @MadScientist, @Muer'ci, @Sleeps Furiously, @SoothingCoffee
Num votes: 4


Plan name: Training Akane: Mmm Whatcha Say
Voters: @MadScientist, @Muer'ci, @Sleeps Furiously
Num votes: 3


Plan name: Training Noburi: Up to Snuff
Voters: @Muer'ci
Num votes: 1



Number of voters: 4
 
Blurting out Hazou's name when she wasn't even under duress is not a minor weakness to me. We visit new places henged all the time. I want her to keep fake names straight, otherwise it's just embarrassing.

You don't actually need to Composure 3 for social 6/6. In addition, Akane probably won't need more than 27 XP for the combat style, meaning I'm okay if we save that much from this time. When is her birthday again?

[X] Training Akane: Mmm That You Only Meant Well?

Manipulation 3 [6]
Deception 5 [11]
Deception 6 [17]

Presence 3 [23]
Diplomacy 5 [28]
Diplomacy 6 [34]

Stealth 10 [44]
Stealth 11 [55]
Stealth 12 [67]

Save 28 XP



[X] Training Keiko: Teleportation 101

Substitution 2 [2]
Substitution 3 [5]
Substitution 4 [9]
Substitution 5 [14]
Substitution 6 [20]
Substitution 7 [27]
Substitution 8 [35]

Intelligence 2 [39]
Summoning Technique 4 [43]
Summoning Technique 5 [48]

Save 3 XP


Substitution for PMYF and we might as well get the summoning thing going. The start is really cheap thanks to monomaniacal, but I wouldn't go beyond six before we have a better understanding on how the summon level scaling and the Diplomacy part works.

For Noburi, we need 51 XP to get med skills to 8/8. I suggest we put that much away before spending any more on control, we might have a new chance to up the med skills soon.


I forgot the update was late. We need to hurry if we want a meaningful action plan. I do need to sleep but before I go I'll leave some bullet points on what we should do:
  1. Have Keiko go to the summon realm and make a contract with a new pangolin
    • Expendable scout would be a good low level idea
    • Ask Pandaa for recommendations and help
  2. PMYF research: we need safety measures and perhaps research methodology? @ChronOblivion?
    1. Remember to clean up after we are done, use explosives if needed
  3. Akane and Kagome could start working on the taijutsu style, hopefully we can retroactively apply that training time like we did with Roki once we figure out what the style is
  4. If we need resources, we should still have the furs and needles we got from Iron.
  5. We think on how to contact J. Only contact for him we know in Iron is the postman so it might be worth checking him out and passing on a "ready for work" signal.
I think 1&2 should be enough for a nice update. I wouldn't mind reading about the pangolins or our first attempt at novel applications of sealing in more detail.
 
Who do we know that is also involved in summoning? We could probably ask them for help with the specific diplomacy needed for the summoning Realm.
 
You don't actually need to Composure 3 for social 6/6. In addition, Akane probably won't need more than 27 XP for the combat style, meaning I'm okay if we save that much from this time. When is her birthday again?

[X] Training Akane: Mmm That You Only Meant Well?

Manipulation 3 [6]
Deception 5 [11]
Deception 6 [17]

Presence 3 [23]
Diplomacy 5 [28]
Diplomacy 6 [34]

Stealth 10 [44]
Stealth 11 [55]
Stealth 12 [67]

Save 28 XP



[X] Training Keiko: Teleportation 101

Substitution 2 [2]
Substitution 3 [5]
Substitution 4 [9]
Substitution 5 [14]
Substitution 6 [20]
Substitution 7 [27]
Substitution 8 [35]

Intelligence 2 [39]
Summoning Technique 4 [43]
Summoning Technique 5 [48]

Save 3 XP


Substitution for PMYF and we might as well get the summoning thing going. The start is really cheap thanks to monomaniacal, but I wouldn't go beyond six before we have a better understanding on how the summon level scaling and the Diplomacy part works.

For Noburi, we need 51 XP to get med skills to 8/8. I suggest we put that much away before spending any more on control, we might have a new chance to up the med skills soon.


I forgot the update was late. We need to hurry if we want a meaningful action plan. I do need to sleep but before I go I'll leave some bullet points on what we should do:
  1. Have Keiko go to the summon realm and make a contract with a new pangolin
    • Expendable scout would be a good low level idea
    • Ask Pandaa for recommendations and help
  2. PMYF research: we need safety measures and perhaps research methodology? @ChronOblivion?
    1. Remember to clean up after we are done, use explosives if needed
  3. Akane and Kagome could start working on the taijutsu style, hopefully we can retroactively apply that training time like we did with Roki once we figure out what the style is
  4. If we need resources, we should still have the furs and needles we got from Iron.
  5. We think on how to contact J. Only contact for him we know in Iron is the postman so it might be worth checking him out and passing on a "ready for work" signal.
I think 1&2 should be enough for a nice update. I wouldn't mind reading about the pangolins or our first attempt at novel applications of sealing in more detail.
Expendable is not something summons are, although scouts/night watch is something I greatly support. Also, ninjutsu tutors would be great too.
Who do we know that is also involved in summoning? We could probably ask them for help with the specific diplomacy needed for the summoning Realm.
If we're to do that we would need to rescind our support for not telling Jiraiya; otherwise I doubt he would help particularly.
 
Back
Top