Chapter 435, Part 1: Authentication Failure

"...so that's everything," Akane said, glancing at Haru to confirm that she hadn't left out any detail of their investigations into the bank run.

Hazō shifted uncomfortably in the bed, simultaneously wishing that he had some of the pain-easing draught that the medic had been plying him with and that he did not have it—pain or the ability to think, the patient's dilemma.

"It's clear that the Hyūga and the Hagoromo are both involved," he said at last. "Do you have any ideas on how?"

Haru shrugged. "Nothing we can find. There just isn't enough information."

"How did the Hagoromo get all that scrip if they didn't buy it from us?" Hazō asked. "Could they have forged it?" He paused, thinking. "How easy would it have been to forge, anyway?"

It was Akane's turn to shrug. "Civilians couldn't, but it wouldn't be that hard if you wanted to and had access to Force Wall seals. The scrip was just pieces of birch that were carved with a Force Wall seal, then lacquered and painted. Carving with a Force Wall makes them very smooth, without the texture you get from sanding. The Gōketsu crest gets branded into them on one side and a number on the other to indicate the value; it would require a little effort to make an exact match for the branding irons but you could make one that was good enough to pass a casual inspection without too much trouble." She grimaced. "We prioritized being able to make them quickly, but I guess we should have thought more about making them unique."

Hazō nodded thoughtfully. "I should have thought of it. Now that I see the issue I can come up with a lot of solutions, but I didn't before. How available is the Force Wall seal?"

"You can buy it from the Tower," said Haru.

"So forgery is definitely an option. Do we know how much scrip was collected when Asuma bought it all? If we know how much we made and how much he collected then the difference would be the amount forged."

"No," Haru said. "First off, we didn't keep an exact count of how much we made. Second—"

"We didn't keep count of how much we made?!"

"No, okay?! Why should we have? We made enough to cover whatever demand came up. The clan didn't have a lot of actual ryō and people were letting us just make it up? Of course we made a lot and we never bothered tracking it."

Hazō leaned back into his pillows, the magnitude of the issue spinning his head around.

"Anyway, like I was saying, the other reason your idea fails is because the money sometimes got lost."

"It...got lost?"

"Yeah. It was just wood. It chipped, it cracked, it got scorched. The first lacquer that we were using turned out to be very flammable and a bunch of the stuff got torched by mistake. We switched to something less flammable after that. Anyway, if the crest got too damaged for whatever reason then merchants wouldn't accept it, so people would burn it for firewood."

Hazō's vision swam, whether from the concussion or from the impact of Haru's words and the insanity they represented. Actually, it was probably the concussion given that he was currently watching the wall ripple like a bedsheet hung out during a soft breeze.

"Okay, so anyone could have been forging it. Including the Hyūga."

"I don't see why," Akane said. "They were paying for it. Why pay for something you're already making?"

"Cover," Haru replied. "If they suddenly have a lot of it but there's no record of how they got it then it looks like forgery. If they buy a hundred of it but spend a hundred and twenty, no one notices."

"Do they still have it?" Hazō asked. "If they do then we might be able to tell—"

"Of course n—" Haru stopped and coughed. "I mean, no, they don't. There isn't a scrap of scrip in the city because the Hokage ordered everyone to sell it to the Tower at face value. Of course, there wasn't enough money in the city to pay for all of the scrip we printed so people are scrimping and struggling while the tax men are shaking down the Daimyo and all his nobles to collect enough ryō to pay off. The Tower has commandeered most of the food in the city and is rationing it out to ensure that no one starves." He snorted. "Plus, there's a swarm of Tower-funded C-ranks for ninja to go bring food in from the countryside. None of the ninja are starving."

"None of the ninja are starving," Hazō said carefully.

"Yeah."

"The Summoner network is being tapped for food purchases," Akane said, trying to inject helpfulness into her tone. "Enma has been very generous with his terms and there was apparently a bumper crop in Monkey this year so they're able to spare quite a bit. It's mostly fruits and nuts but it's something."

"How did I not know about this?" Hazō asked.

Haru snorted. Akane flicked a disapproving glance at him and then looked back at Hazō and shrugged. "You didn't ask. You were off running your mission with the Dogs and then you were in hospital. And it wasn't relevant to the things you needed to know—it's not a problem that we can solve, and the Hokage already has it in hand."

"Oh." He thought about that. "Is there anything else that I haven't asked about but should know?" He struggled to keep the words calm and non-accusatory.

Haru and Akane looked back and forth uncertainly. "I don't think so?" she said uncertainly. "It's a bad winter and there's a sickness going around Leaf. There's been enough snow that civilians can't really travel, so there's no trade coming in. Nothing important for our daily lives or anything that we can do something about. I've done what I can given our resources, including sending some of our ninja out hunting for meat that we can make available, but there isn't a lot of game right now."

"All right. Going back to the original topic, you said that the Hagoromo are spreading rumors about us. Are the Hyūga?"

"Not that I can tell," Haru said. "I've talked to some of my contacts and they haven't said anything."

"Okay, good. What about the businesses that stopped accepting scrip? Any commonalities among them?"

Akane shook her head. "Not that we could find. They're all over the city, in all different fields. Jewelers, grocers, a boarding house...a lot of them but no particular pattern. They tend to cluster, but that's what Kagome says we should expect. If one business stops taking scrip then the ones around it are likely to hear about it, get nervous, and stop accepting scrip. The biggest cluster is in the northwest of the city but there are plenty of others and it might simply be that it's where the first person to stop taking scrip worked and therefore that area had the most time for word to spread. Before you ask, the Hagoromo are towards the center of the city and not especially near that cluster. And we haven't been able to find the first person to stop taking scrip."

"How about prominent figures in the crowd during the run?" Hazō asked. "Insisted on ryo, agitated the crowd, too loud or conspicuously quiet? Any clan links or social links?"

Akane shook her head. "Not really. There were two goldsmiths and an Amori representative in the crowd, but that's what you'd expect: They were the ones that the Hagoromo had just made large purchases from so naturally when they heard the rumors that the scrip might be worthless they panicked. And no, they didn't hear it from the Hagoromo. One of the goldsmiths heard it from his sister's husband who heard it from a wine vendor who heard it from a customer he didn't recognize or remember. They're all like that—the rich people, I mean. As to the rest, it was a pretty varied bunch. There were a few outlanders, mostly from Hot Springs, who wanted to get home before the snow got too deep, some wealthy Leaf residents, and some nobles from the countryside who were wintering here. Sure, you can draw connections between them but that's because rich people move in the same circles. Nothing really stands out, to us or to Kagome."

"The merchants who sold to the Hagoromo, how did they use the scrip?"

"Haru?" Akane asked, turning to him.

He shrugged. "Dunno. It's not like we can ask people for their detailed financial records."

"Are there Tower records of scrip collection?" Hazō asked.

"Probably, but we aren't getting them," Haru replied. "We asked. The Tower isn't giving the information out."

"I'd recommend against asking Asuma," Akane said. "While all of this is happening I feel like we don't want him thinking about us anymore than he absolutely has to."

"I see. Okay. Is there anything else? Any leads, anything I should know?"

Both of his investigators shook their heads.

"Honestly, I think we may be at a dead end," Akane said hesitantly. "There simply aren't enough detailed written records that we can get at and the more time passes the fuzzier people's memories get." Something visibly occurred to her and she raised a finger. "Actually, there's one thing. We started thinking about the Amori position in this. They sold the Hagoromo a big chunk of land for scrip, but then the word went around that the scrip was worthless and they were effectively out a lot of money. And I mean a lot of money—the land purchase was filed with the Tower as required and we managed to bribe someone to let us see the records. Then Gaku and Granny went to the Amori for that loan to help us pay off the creditors during the actual bank run. Given the terms that they stuck us with, the Amori are going to make back the amount they loaned us, plus the amount that they lost due to the scrip becoming worthless, plus a thirty percent profit."

"So they screwed us."

"Nah," Haru said. "We screwed them by costing them all that money. Unsurprising that they would want their own back and a little more." He studied his Clan Head carefully. "You're not gonna go all 'raar, Hazō smash' are you? Because I'm happy to fuck up the Hagoromo but we don't really need another war to the knife going on in the shadows."

Hazō shook his head and then winced as pain spiked through it.

"Hazō?" Akane asked, reaching out one hand and then hesitating.

He caught her hand and pressed a kiss to it, giving her a reassuring smile. "I'm fine. Just a headache. Okay, if there's nothing else...?"

"I don't think so," she said, blushing but not reclaiming the hand that he still held.

"Nah." Haru's face was carefully blank as he refused to acknowledge his Clan Head and Acting Clan Head's syrupy lovey-dovey antics.

"Cool. That brings us to the last point: You, Haru."

"What the problem?" Haru demanded. "I've been working hard and—"

"It's all good," Hazō said, waving his subordinate's concerns away. "This is supposed to be a compliment, not a dressing down." He paused, thinking carefully. "I'm going to try the Clear Communication Technique here because I feel like this is a fraught situation and I don't want to mess it up. That means I'm going to be laying everything out in detail and being as careful not to leave anything to implication or assumption. If I fail at that, or if I say anything offensive, please let me know so that I can correct my mistake. All right?"

Haru rolled his eyes and folded his arms across his chest. "You know I've heard this before, right?"

"What?"

"This Clear Communication thing. You've explained it to me before. I'm not an idiot. I remember things."

"Oh. I...I think maybe I'm having some memory issues."

Akane stroked his hand. "You are, but Lady Tsunade says not to worry about it until your injuries are healed. Apparently it's fairly normal when your chakra system is damaged and simultaneously working to repair this much damage."

"Oh. Uh...okay. Thank you." He took a deep breath (aborting halfway through when his ribs stabbed him in pain at being required to expand) and nodded. "Haru, I hope this is the first time I've said all this or..." He broke off, frowning as he realized that maybe it wasn't the best move to imply that you were happy you hadn't been grateful to someone before. He shook his head, pushing the worry away.

"Let me start over, and please forgive me if I'm repeating anything unnecessarily. You are still new to the clan and you've made no secret of how much you dislike clan ninja, so I'm sure it's been a big adjustment. I want you to feel welcome, and valued, and like you're an equal part of the group. You've been doing outstanding work that's vital to our survival. Mari complimented the information gathering you did after the Hagoromo event, and I'm equally impressed with what you and Akane"—he squeezed her fingers and flashed her a smile—"have been doing on this, our latest debacle. Once this is over and there's a chance to do it properly, I want to recognize your efforts in a way you find meaningful. Unfortunately, we're still new enough to each other that I don't know you well enough to know what a good option would be, and I don't want to accidentally do something that will feel condescending or unimportant. I'm eager to change that, but I acknowledge that it will take time and can't be rushed. With all that said, I'm simply asking: What are your goals and how can I help you achieve them?"

Haru blinked and frowned. He studied Hazō intently for several seconds, then looked at Akane. "Is he always like this or is it just the brain d—the hit to the head?"

She grinned. "He's always like this. He's being sincere, Haru. You were a very youthful teammate and you are now a very youthful clansib. I'm glad you're here and the clan is better off because of you. Hazō recognizes that too and wants to show his appreciation. No ulterior motives, no tricks."

Haru's mouth tightened in sour but not completely unflattered disgruntlement.

"Be careful," Akane said, laughing. "Make that face too long and it will freeze like that."

The disgruntlement got more intense and was joined by a solid attempt at the Not-Kill-You-But-Inflict-a-Moderate-Amount-of-Nonlethal-Bodily-Harm-With-My-Brain Technique. Fortunately, it failed. (Probably because there was no such technique except in legends of spirits who inhabited fast-moving waterways.)

"I'll think about it," he grunted. "Can I go now?"

"Of course," Hazō said. "Thank you for everything, Haru."

The other teen grunted a second time. "Whatever. Also, whatever shenanigans you two are about to get up to, keep it quiet or the nurses will be in."

He turned and departed, leaving a furiously blushing Clan Head and Acting Clan Head in his wake.





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I feel like giving Haru the last word and letting him tease us is probably more of a reward to him than anything he'll end up asking for.
 
Haru blinked and frowned. He studied Hazō intently for several seconds, then looked at Akane. "Is he always like this or is it just the brain d—the hit to the head?"

This made me giggle.

She grinned. "He's always like this. He's being sincere, Haru. You were a very youthful teammate and you are now a very youthful clansib. I'm glad you're here and the clan is better off because of you. Hazō recognizes that too and wants to show his appreciation. No ulterior motives, no tricks."

Haru's mouth tightened in sour but not completely unflattered disgruntlement.

Even Haru's cynicism is defenseless against Akane's pure-hearted sincerity.

The other teen grunted a second time. "Whatever. Also, whatever shenanigans you two are about to get up to, keep it quiet or the nurses will be in."

He turned and departed, leaving a furiously blushing Clan Head and Acting Clan Head in his wake.

I imagine Haru takes great joy in teasing Akane and Hazou about being overly romantic. Not going to lie, it's a pleasure to read :p
 
On the one hand: fuck we are stuck whit the debt for the foreseeable future and civilians are starving, short of talking to the our debtors there is little we can do.

On the other hand: awww, I don't know how serious Hazou's injuries are compare to Akane's back whit the bioseal worms but this brings back memories. And they are just as shy
 
We might be able to leverage our non-liquid assets to give buncha food to the civilians. It's not like the physical amount of food changed

alternatively, if city meant Leaf. We might not need to do anything if the church of youth steps up to feed civvies

edit: could also suggest asuma extend the deadline on turning in your scrip. So civvies can use it to buy food
 
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"It's a bad winter and there's a sickness going around Leaf."

Haha, hello, biologic warfare, good to see you are still around.

Seeing the gokucoinTM mining process, it seems plausible to catch counterfeiters now that it all is being put together in a single place. All pieces match each other by the wood grain, making up a series of reconstructed tree trunks, which can then be assigned to their extraction sites by size and grain matching to the stumps.

If there are more trunks than stumps, it is proof of counterfeiting and the counterfeiters sourced from a different site, and we can search for it, again, by matching the grain. If there are less trunks than stumps, we wasted a lot of time and effort in a gruelling jigsaw (force wall?) puzzle and have nothing to show for it, because duh of course this section of forest is being cut for reconstruction or whatever, also some of the pieces were burnt down remember?

Also maybe check wood types before all this effort, it could be as simple as that.

Even if we do not have the means to actually detect counterfeits, seals are bullshit. We can pretend to develop a seal to aid in the detection of counterfeits, then set up a slow-going screening of the recollected scripts, and see who shows up to try and burn them.

I personally suspect the hokage of orchestrating this. A way to bind the goketsu and cripple their ability to try stupid shit, and all without bloodshed? Yes please.

So maybe we do not want to really know the culprit. Which was actually us, by the way, by deciding to pay actual money for pieces of lacquered wood.
 
Reminder: Mari's birthday is coming up. You've already got Hazō's present covered, but if you wish to involve yourselves in any further way, this is the plan in which to do so.
 
Chapter 435, Part 2: The Hand of Friendship(?)
Chapter 435, Part 2: The Hand of Friendship(?)

Akane had been gone for at most ten minutes and Hazō was just starting to drift off to sleep. That was when Kagome-sensei walked in.

Kagome-sensei was looking unhappy and that was bad. Usually when Kagome-sensei looked unhappy it meant that a seal was in danger of blowing up. Or that the cafeteria was out of pudding, one or the other. Still, it was generally bad.

"Here," he said, thrusting a sheet of paper into Hazō's hands before flopping down in the visitor's chair and folding his arms grumpily.

Hazō eyed his teacher for a moment, then opened the paper and read.

The Yoshida Clan offers the following compact to the Pangolin Summoner and her allies.

  1. The Village Hidden in the Leaves pledges not to challenge or undermine the authority of any lawfully-elected leader of Isan, nor to interfere with Isan's traditional forms of government, nor to allow any under its authority to do so.
  2. The Pangolin Summoner acknowledges Isan as an ally. She pledges to promote Isan's welfare and interests in Leaf and protect it from exploitation.
  3. The Pangolin Summoner acknowledges the Yoshida Clan as an ally. She will abandon all claim of authority over the Yoshida Clan stemming from her position as Akio's heir. She pledges to promote the Yoshida Clan's welfare and interests in Leaf, where these are distinct from those of Isan, and likewise protect it from exploitation. She pledges to offer the fullness of her aid to the Yoshida Clan at need, e.g. should the clan's existence be threatened.
  4. Gōketsu Kagome pledges, should an alliance between Isan and Leaf be made, to travel to Isan to participate in a friendly exchange of sealing lore with the Yoshida Clan.
These terms are in addition to, and not superseded by, any terms of an Isan-Leaf alliance.

Should these terms be accepted,


  1. The Yoshida Clan pledges to remain neutral in any conflict arising from the pursuit of an Isan-Leaf alliance, so long as that conflict does not excessively threaten Isan's population, autonomy, or traditional way of life.
  2. Should the Yoshida Clan be satisfied with the Pangolin Summoner's actions in pursuit of the alliance, it will provide whatever additional assistance the clan deems necessary in order to ensure success.
Signed,

Yoshida Tsukiko, Head of Clan Yoshida by the Grace of Ui




Hazō blinked and rubbed his eyes for a moment, then reread the letter. The words were as presented but they were written in Kagome-sensei's brushwork.

"What's this?" Hazō asked, wafting the paper around to be unnecessarily clear on the reference.

"Remember last week when Keiko gave us those 'seal theory notes' that Yoshida sent us? The stuff was twaddle, by the way. All of it. The section on lunar conjunction was disproven by Nishimura before I was even a firsty! Not a bit of sense anywh...well, okay, the bit on retrotuning was interesting and she had a new take on interregnal unification, but still—"

"Sensei? The note?"

Kagome-sensei coughed in embarrassed annoyance. "Right. Yes. So. She sent me those theory notes. The first three pages were fine. Old news, but fine. Pages four through six got mind-numbingly abstruse, repetitive, and boring. Shot full of errors too. I counted three malformed kanji just on page four! Do you have any idea what—" He cut himself off, shaking his head angrily. "Anyway, I nearly threw it all out, but then I noticed that one section was precisely duplicated from earlier. Same two lines of text, same error in the same place. That looked weird, so I went back and checked it over a little more carefully. Turns out, there was a code. When I untangled it, that's what I got." He waved angrily at the paper. "I just finished cracking it. No one else knows about it."

Hazō reread the letter for the third time.

"So...she wants an alliance with us, sort of. And she wants you to come visit."

"Hah! Like I'd go back to that stinking death trap! Murderous hicks from the back of nowhere, with their fancy-schmancy ways and their completely unique seal theory that evolved separately from anyone else's for the last few hundred years! Just because she comes up with one nifty trick for reconvolution, she thinks she's all that? Hah! I could tear her stupid theories to shreds! Shreds! Because they're stupid and she's stupid. That whole stinking idea of secondary harmonic tuning across a filled node? Horsefeathers!"

"Wait, she can tune secondary harmonics across a filled node?"

"She likes to think so but hah! She's a stupid stinking stupid person and her ideas are stupid." He nodded firmly.

"I don't know, that actually sounds pretty useful. It would have been a useful technique on the Poor Man's Yellow Flash. Remember how much trouble I had with that?"

Kagome-sensei grumbled.

Hazō studied the letter again. "She wants an alliance. Separate from the alliance between the villages. Huh." He thought about that for a bit, and then went back to the important subject. "Can I see those theory notes?"

Kagome-sensei pulled the sheaf of papers out of his jacket and skooched his chair closer so that he and Hazō could read them together.





Author's Note: I was mistaken about where we were in the timeline; I thought that Yoshida had not yet sent her letter and therefore I couldn't write this scene. Once @Velorien straightened me out on that, I was delighted to be able to put this together.
 
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Alright, it's noon on a Saturday, I have my pajama pants on, the first dose of the COVID vaccine coursing through my veins/tissues, so that means it's time for a reaction post.
This is a wonderful title.
"...so that's everything," Akane said, glancing at Haru to confirm that she hadn't left out any detail of their investigations into the bank run.

Hazō shifted uncomfortably in the bed, simultaneously wishing that he had some of the pain-easing draught that the medic had been plying him with and that he did not have it—pain or the ability to think, the patient's dilemma.
I wonder if this is the miracle painkilling herb that Leaf now has.
"It's clear that the Hyūga and the Hagoromo are both involved," he said at last. "Do you have any ideas on how?"
My intention with the plan as written was to be a bit more bearish on the Hyuga; alas.
Haru shrugged. "Nothing we can find. There just isn't enough information."

"How did the Hagoromo get all that scrip if they didn't buy it from us?" Hazō asked. "Could they have forged it?" He paused, thinking. "How easy would it have been to forge, anyway?"

It was Akane's turn to shrug. "Civilians couldn't, but it wouldn't be that hard if you wanted to and had access to Force Wall seals. The scrip was just pieces of birch that were carved with a Force Wall seal, then laquered and painted. Carving with a Force Wall makes them very smooth, without the texture you get from sanding. The Gōketsu crest gets branded into them on one side and a number on the other to indicate the value; it would require a little effort to make an exact match for the branding irons but you could make one that was good enough to pass a casual inspection without too much trouble." She grimaced. "We prioritized being able to make them quickly, but I guess we should have thought more about making them unique."

Hazō nodded thoughtfully. "I should have thought of it. Now that I see the issue I can come up with a lot of solutions, but I didn't before. How available is the Force Wall seal?"

"You can buy it from the Tower," said Haru.
Hindsight is a bitch. If we go for wood with scrip 2.0, we can think about a curved (rippled?) force wall that we provide to the Tower and no one else. That would also be a good way to keep it civilian-accessible, too; you can feel the texture with a finger.

Shikamaru and his Wood Release are a security concern, but we'll explode that bridge when we get there.
"So forgery is definitely an option. Do we know how much scrip was collected when Asuma bought it all? If we know how much we made and how much he collected then the difference would be the amount forged."

"No," Haru said. "First off, we didn't keep an exact count of how much we made. Second—"

"We didn't keep count of how much we made?!"

"No, okay?! Why should we have? We made enough to cover whatever demand came up. The clan didn't have a lot of actual ryō and people were letting us just make it up? Of course we made a lot and we never bothered tracking it."

Hazō leaned back into his pillows, the magnitude of the issue spinning his head around.
...well, shit. I guess we need to invent the concept of economics and teach a class to all senior Goketsu ninja.

Maybe the civilians, too.

Maybe the civilians should teach the class. They probably know this shit already.
"Anyway, like I was saying, the other reason your idea fails is because the money sometimes got lost."

"It...got lost?"

"Yeah. It was just wood. It chipped, it cracked, it got scorched. The first lacquer that we were using turned out to be very flammable and a bunch of the stuff got torched by mistake. We switched to something less flammable after that. Anyway, if the crest got too damaged for whatever reason then merchants wouldn't accept it, so people would burn it for firewood."

Hazō's vision swam, whether from the concussion or from the impact of Haru's words and the insanity they represented. Actually, it was probably the concussion given that he was currently watching the wall ripple like a bedsheet hung out during a soft breeze.
How large was scrip? I'd pictured pebbles or small stones.

Still: shit. Another idea down the drain.
"Okay, so anyone could have been forging it. Including the Hyūga."

"I don't see why," Akane said. "They were paying for it. Why pay for something you're already making?"

"Cover," Haru replied. "If they suddenly have a lot of it but there's no record of how they got it then it looks like forgery. If they buy a hundred of it but spend a hundred and twenty, no one notices."

"Do they still have it?" Hazō asked. "If they do then we might be able to tell—"

"Of course n—" Haru stopped and coughed. "I mean, no, they don't."
We need to get Haru to stop mincing his words. He's blunt, but that isn't a problem, and the value of him giving us his unvarnished opinion (and the knock-ons I hope come with that) probably outweighs having to grit our teeth periodically.

...is dentistry a thing?
"There isn't a scrap of scrip in the city because the Hokage ordered everyone to sell it to the Tower at face value. Of course, there wasn't enough money in the city to pay for all of the scrip we printed so people are scrimping and struggling while the tax men are shaking down the Daimyo and all his nobles to collect enough ryō to pay off. The Tower has commandeered most of the food in the city and is rationing it out to ensure that no one starves." He snorted. "Plus, there's a swarm of Tower-funded C-ranks for ninja to go bring food in from the countryside. None of the ninja are starving."

"None of the ninja are starving," Hazō said carefully.

"Yeah."

"The Summoner network is being tapped for food purchases," Akane said, trying to inject helpfulness into her tone. "Enma has been very generous with his terms and there was apparently a bumper crop in Monkey this year so they're able to spare quite a bit. It's mostly fruits and nuts but it's something."

"How did I not know about this?" Hazō asked.

Haru snorted. Akane flicked a disapproving glance at him and then looked back at Hazō and shrugged. "You didn't ask. You were off running your mission with the Dogs and then you were in hospital. And it wasn't relevant to the things you needed to know—it's not a problem that we can solve, and the Hokage already has it in hand."
...well, it's nice to know that despite our best efforts and financially ruining the clan, we completely destablized the economy. This can't be good for our meals-in-seals program, either.

Seal bank's probably doing a brisk trade.

...does this mean that there's still scrip out there? What happens if you try to sell it to the Tower but they're out of ryo? Like, that's Asuma's problem, so I don't really care - and it's a problem that he created for himself when he said that they'd purchase all the scrip - but...damn.

...the good news is that starting a farming village on some arrable land is going to be fairly profitable with crops that have a quick turnaround time given the short-term food shortage. Low-income individuals are also probably going to be more interested in leaving the city, especially if we promise them a MEW home and Goketsu protection once they're in the wild.

...that is a bit of a mean thought and I'm a little embarrassed I had it.
"Oh." He thought about that. "Is there anything else that I haven't asked about but should know?" He struggled to keep the words calm and non-accusatory.

Haru and Akane looked back and forth uncertainly. "I don't think so?" she said uncertainly. "It's a bad winter and there's a sickness going around Leaf. There's been enough snow that civilians can't really travel, so there's no trade coming in. Nothing important for our daily lives or anything that we can do something about. I've done what I can given our resources, including sending some of our ninja out hunting for meat that we can make available, but there isn't a lot of game right now."
I'm trying to think of whether or not we have good sources of game meat. I'm assuming that the ninja in question use storage seals on their kills. If not, then we can increase mobility and their range by offering the use of some seals free-of-charge.
"All right. Going back to the original topic, you said that the Hagoromo are spreading rumors about us. Are the Hyūga?"

"Not that I can tell," Haru said. "I've talked to some of my contacts and they haven't said anything."

"Okay, good. What about the businesses that stopped accepting scrip? Any commonalities among them?"

Akane shook her head. "Not that we could find. They're all over the city, in all different fields. Jewelers, grocers, a boarding house...a lot of them but no particular pattern. They tend to cluster, but that's what Kagome says we should expect. If one business stops taking scrip then the ones around it are likely to hear about it, get nervous, and stop accepting scrip. The biggest cluster is in the northwest of the city but there are plenty of others and it might simply be that it's where the first person to stop taking scrip worked and therefore that area had the most time for word to spread. Before you ask, the Hagoromo are towards the center of the city and not especially near that cluster. And we haven't been able to find the first person to stop taking scrip."

"How about prominent figures in the crowd during the run?" Hazō asked. "Insisted on ryo, agitated the crowd, too loud or conspicuously quiet? Any clan links or social links?"

Akane shook her head. "Not really. There were two goldsmiths and an Amori representative in the crowd, but that's what you'd expect: They were the ones that the Hagoromo had just made large purchases from so naturally when they heard the rumors that the scrip might be worthless they panicked. And no, they didn't hear it from the Hagoromo. One of the goldsmiths heard it from his sister's husband who heard it from a wine vendor who heard it from a customer he didn't recognize or remember. They're all like that—the rich people, I mean. As to the rest, it was a pretty varied bunch. There were a few outlanders, mostly from Hot Springs, who wanted to get home before the snow got too deep, some wealthy Leaf residents, and some nobles from the countryside who were wintering here. Sure, you can draw connections between them but that's because rich people move in the same circles. Nothing really stands out, to us or to Kagome."

"The merchants who sold to the Hagoromo, how did they use the scrip?"

"Haru?" Akane asked, turning to him.

He shrugged. "Dunno. It's not like we can ask people for their detailed financial records."
...I'm not so sure we can't 'ask' for this. Maybe the Yaks can't put pressure on those folks, but...would it be treason to steal their financial records? I worry about the longevity of those records. I suppose we can always keep a list of names and buy them at some point.
"Are there Tower records of scrip collection?" Hazō asked.

"Probably, but we aren't getting them," Haru replied. "We asked. The Tower isn't giving the information out."

"I'd recommend against asking Asuma," Akane said. "While all of this is happening I feel like we don't want him thinking about us anymore than he absolutely has to."
Too fucking right, if civilians are starving in the street. Asuma's first response wasn't to take care of them post-Collapse but he has to be thinking about it now.

I'm honestly a little surprised he isn't investing any time or effort in figuring out whose fault this was. He might be and it might be invisible to us (cut to the ANBU agent listening in on this conversation) or he might simply not want to know because he'd have to censure them.

Whoever actually did this has to be shitting themselves at least a little bit, though.
"I see. Okay. Is there anything else? Any leads, anything I should know?"

Both of his investigators shook their heads.

"Honestly, I think we may be at a dead end," Akane said hesitantly. "There simply aren't enough detailed written records that we can get at and the more time passes the fuzzier people's memories get." Something visibly occurred to her and she raised a finger. "Actually, there's one thing. We started thinking about the Amori position in this. They sold the Hagoromo a big chunk of land for scrip, but then the word went around that the scrip was worthless and they were effectively out a lot of money. And I mean a lot of money—the land purchase was filed with the Tower as required and we managed to bribe someone to let us see the records. Then Gaku and Granny went to the Amori for that loan to help us pay off the creditors during the actual bank run. Given the terms that they stuck us with, the Amori are going to make back the amount they loaned us, plus the amount that they lost due to the scrip becoming worthless, plus a thirty percent profit."

"So they screwed us."

"Nah," Haru said. "We screwed them by costing them all that money. Unsurprising that they would want their own back and a little more." He studied his Clan Head carefully. "You're not gonna go all 'raar, Hazō smash' are you? Because I'm happy to fuck up the Hagoromo but we don't really need another war to the knife going on in the shadows."
How did we cost the Amori money? They have scrip that they can't cash right now? That's the only way I can see.
Hazō shook his head and then winced as pain spiked through his head.

"Hazō?" Akane asked, reaching out one hand and then hesitating.

He caught her hand and pressed a kiss to it, giving her a reassuring smile. "I'm fine. Just a headache. Okay, if there's nothing else...?"

"I don't think so," she said, blushing but not reclaiming the hand that he still held.

"Nah." Haru's face was carefully blank as he refused to acknowledge his Clan Head and Acting Clan Head's syrupy lovey-dovey antics.
Ah, Haru, you softy, you. Tell us how you really feel.
"Cool. That brings us to the last point: You, Haru."

"What the problem?" Haru demanded. "I've been working hard and—"

"It's all good," Hazō said, waving his subordinate's concerns away. "This is supposed to be a compliment, not a dressing down." He paused, thinking carefully. "I'm going to try the Clear Communication Technique here because I feel like this is a fraught situation and I don't want to mess it up. That means I'm going to be laying everything out in detail and being as careful not to leave anything to implication or assumption. If I fail at that, or if I say anything offensive, please let me know so that I can correct my mistake. All right?"

Haru rolled his eyes and folded his arms across his chest. "You know I've heard this before, right?"

"What?"

"This Clear Communication thing. You've explained it to me before. I'm not an idiot. I remember things."

"Oh. I...I think maybe I'm having some memory issues."

Akane stroked his hand. "You are, but Lady Tsunade says not to worry about it until your injuries are healed. Apparently it's fairly normal when your chakra system is damaged and simultaneously working to repair this much damage."
Whoops. Maybe I should have added in 'if we haven't explained it'.
"Oh. Uh...okay. Thank you." He took a deep breath (aborting halfway through when his ribs stabbed him in pain at being required to expand) and nodded. "Haru, I hope this is the first time I've said all this or..." He broke off, frowning as he realized that maybe it wasn't the best move to imply that you were happy you hadn't been grateful to someone before. He shook his head, pushing the worry away.

"Let me start over, and please forgive me if I'm repeating anything unnecessarily. You are still new to the clan and you've made no secret of how much you dislike clan ninja, so I'm sure it's been a big adjustment. I want you to feel welcome, and valued, and like you're an equal part of the group. You've been doing outstanding work that's vital to our survival. Mari complimented the information gathering you did after the Hagoromo event, and I'm equally impressed with what you and Akane"—he squeezed her fingers and flashed her a smile—"have been doing on this, our latest debacle. Once this is over and there's a chance to do it properly, I want to recognize your efforts in a way you find meaningful. Unfortunately, we're still new enough to each other that I don't know you well enough to know what a good option would be, and I don't want to accidentally do something that will feel condescending or unimportant. I'm eager to change that, but I acknowledge that it will take time and can't be rushed. With all that said, I'm simply asking: What are your goals and how can I help you achieve them?"
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. This is utterly clear and if we deliver on this - and we had fucking better - then that's something solid and incontrovertible that Haru can't ignore. If we keep doing that sort of thing enough, he's eventually going to be forced to change how he interacts with us if for no other reason than needing to model us correctly.
Haru blinked and frowned. He studied Hazō intently for several seconds, then looked at Akane. "Is he always like this or is it just the brain d—the hit to the head?"

She grinned. "He's always like this. He's being sincere, Haru. You were a very youthful teammate and you are now a very youthful clansib. I'm glad you're here and the clan is better off because of you. Hazō recognizes that too and wants to show his appreciation. No ulterior motives, no tricks."

Haru's mouth tightened in sour but not completely unflattered disgruntlement.
We didn't get a lot out of this update in terms of actionable stuff. Akane and Haru can follow up on the Amori and we can squeeze some leads later, but we might just have to take the L, which is upsetting.

But regardless of that, the final interaction here makes this - for me - a worthwhile use of time. The best resources we have are the people we work with. If this brings us just a little closer to Haru - and I think it will - then it was worth it.

Even if the bank run investigation isn't successful, there's no way that shinobi don't have a long and time-honoured tradition of recognizing achievement in the face of 'you were set an impossible task and you did everything you could', so we should be able to dispense with a lot of 'but I didn't solve it' griping.
"Be careful," Akane said, laughing. "Make that face too long and it will freeze like that."

The disgruntlement got more intense and was joined by a solid attempt at the Not-Kill-You-But-Inflict-a-Moderate-Amount-of-Nonlethal-Bodily-Harm-With-My-Brain Technique. Fortunately, it failed. (Probably because there was no such technique except in legends of spirits who inhabited fast-moving waterways.)

"I'll think about it," he grunted. "Can I go now?"

"Of course," Hazō said. "Thank you for everything, Haru."

The other teen grunted a second time. "Whatever. Also, whatever shenanigans you two are about to get up to, keep it quiet or the nurses will be in."

He turned and departed, leaving a furiously blushing Clan Head and Acting Clan Head in his wake.
Next up, the Great Seal and Isan. We can make progress there and then see if we can snowball that into something else with the bank run, or just use whatever insight we get to make money some other way.
 
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These terms don't seem too onerous, especially given that they appear indifferent to whether the 'lawfully-elected leader of Isan' is the High Priest or Takahashi. We'll need to run point 1 by Asuma and wait for Kagome to admit he likes point 4 before we send back our response, but I see no reason for Hazou to object to this deal.

Of course, the true choice rests with Keiko, so once we have approval from the Leaf end it's up to her to decide if this is a burden she's willing to take for potential Yoshida assistance, but I think she'd be okay with it.
 
Even if we do not have the means to actually detect counterfeits, seals are bullshit. We can pretend to develop a seal to aid in the detection of counterfeits, then set up a slow-going screening of the recollected scripts, and see who shows up to try and burn them.
When we eventually develop scrip again for the Hokage, a seal which interacts with seal-sensitive lacquer would be a great way to enable civilian counterfeit-detection.
 
Gōketsu Kagome pledges, should an alliance between Isan and Leaf be made, to travel to Isan to participate in a friendly exchange of sealing lore with the Yoshida Clan.
"Remember last week when Keiko gave us those 'seal theory notes' that Yoshida sent us? The stuff was twaddle, by the way. All of it. The section on lunar conjunction was disproven by Nishimura before I was even a firsty! Not a bit of sense anywh...well, okay, the bit on retrotuning was interesting and she had a
Hah! Like I'd go back to that stinking death trap! Murderous hicks from the back of nowhere, with their fancy-schmancy ways and their completely unique seal theory that evolved separately from anyone else's for the last few hundred years! Just because she comes up with one nifty trick for reconvolution, she thinks she's all that? Hah! I could tear her stupid theories to shreds! Shreds! Because they're stupid and she's stupid. That whole stinking idea of secondary harmonic tuning across a filled node? Horsefeathers!"
Kagome's got game.
 
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