Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Yes, so we have a second avenue of attack (bribe or stack said tribunal) if offering them something else of incredible value doesn't pan out.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Yes, so we have a second avenue of attack (bribe or stack said tribunal) if offering them something else of incredible value doesn't pan out.
- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
There's probably no place/time in any of current plans, but in one of future update we really need to declare some things a clan secret, so that our clanmates +Keiko knew what we consider important and secret information.
Also, we need Ishihara's drilled in OPSEC protocols - they are not used to it, even Akane had a few months of leisury time in terms of keeping things secret.
Also also, we should start all conversations with Keiko with "consider following a Gouketsu Clan Secret". Just to annoy Shikamaru if anything
Also, we need Ishihara's drilled in OPSEC protocols - they are not used to it, even Akane had a few months of leisury time in terms of keeping things secret.
Also also, we should start all conversations with Keiko with "consider following a Gouketsu Clan Secret". Just to annoy Shikamaru if anything
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
Also also, we should start all conversations with Keiko with "consider following a Gouketsu Clan Secret". Just to annoy Shikamaru if anything
HAZOU: Keiko, consider the following a Goketsu Clan Secret: Nice weather we have today, don't we?
KEIKO: Consider the following a Promise of Disproportionate Violence Should You Continue: Hello.
HAZOU:
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- Kiev, Ukraine
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- Yes.
- Location
- Yes.
*screaming in Kagome*
- Location
- Yes.
Jiraiya reacts to Hazou's harem from the afterlife.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
- Akamaru gets out of the Inuzuka compound for an early morning walk, Fifi and/or the albino chakra fox save him from a squirrel.
- Whatever Hana is up to
- Naruto is Totally Okay and Absolutely Not in A Bunker Having his Third Breakdown
- Neji remains Super-de-Duper Grounded.
- Kenta mulls over Hazou's recent actions.
- Location
- Yes.
Haru mulls over Hazou's recent actions.
More of an omake, but:
The story of Random McRegular who's soul got rezzed into one of the Akatsuki members by mistake
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
While I'm thinking about it...
PSA: July 14 will almost certainly be an Interlude.
I'm at a tech conference from July 9-15, so won't have a full day for writing. We'll still have voting but it's very unlikely that I'll end up doing the plan.
PSA: July 14 will almost certainly be an Interlude.
I'm at a tech conference from July 9-15, so won't have a full day for writing. We'll still have voting but it's very unlikely that I'll end up doing the plan.
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- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
Why? He can tell us in person later.
July 12 is Friday. Did you mean July 14?
Also, can we get a Lore Update if we manage to propose topic beforehand?
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- Yes.
Yeah, but we won't get the satisfaction now.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
Interlude: Revenant, Part 2
In which Zabuza Prime sips tea in a restaurant and talks to his sword about how Akatsuki came close to recreating his immortality technique. Orochimaru makes a brief cameo as a waiter.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Yes, you would still vote. No, we would not tell you that you were in those conditions.
Yes.
You may certainly vote for one. Lore updates are always suggestions, so I might or might not use it, but if it's fun to write and there's significant interest then I'm more likely to do it.
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JulieK
Unintentionally funny
- Location
- Israel
Well, one of our primary goals for the next three years should be establishing an atmosphere in Clan Gōketsu such that every member knows that yes, the clan head is in charge, but no, clan members are not slaves. It should be clear to all our new clan members that we will never force anyone who doesn't consent to sleep with someone, or to get pregnant. This may be a new concept for them, but we have three years to get the word out, and also to make it clear that we will protect Gouketsu clan members from any potential threats from outside the clan (ie repercussions from annoyed Uchihas).
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
PSA: Newsflash! International scene heats up! Hokage election imminent! A messenger has just arrived setting the date and time for the Hokage election: 9 a.m., eight mornings from the end of chapter 271. Things are dragging, and we want to move them along. You have 7 days, each consisting of 3 slots (morning, afternoon, evening). You get one action per slot, with the QMs filling in any unused time in whatever way we think best. If your chosen action is "have a 5 minute conversation", we'll fill in the remaining 4-ish hours.
Tomorrow's update will be an interlude, with the slot-based approach going into effect thereafter. 300-word plan rules still apply.
Tomorrow's update will be an interlude, with the slot-based approach going into effect thereafter. 300-word plan rules still apply.
- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
Oh, Jashin's blessings, that's very good! I've been worried that Hokage election may come and pass while we do something absolutely not related, like salt project or scribing seals. And that's a lot of time actually!
@Velorien, should each Action Plan use all 3 slots (describe the whole day) XOR if we put only 2 slots in plan the chapter will end there and we will be able to use last slot of the day for the next update?