Ok. No more romcom for you sir, not until the apocalypse has happened.
The joke is on you. Romcom chapters are interludes. No power on this earth can prevent them. (Except maybe @eaglejarl, but he can be bribed.)

[X] Let @Velorien start The End Times. We love and trust him.
Wait, you're asking me to choose between spending my spoons on romcom and spending them on the Apocalypse? Now that is true diabolical evil. Have you considered becoming a QM?
 
Never let it be said that I would stand against a loving union of well-intentioned catastrophe and malevolent subtlety. But at the moment, Hazō's essentially surrendered his agency to Jiraiya and Ami, so he'll want it back if he wants to actively pursue her.
flashes back to times that Hazou has "seized his agency"

...I am okay with this.
 
After our divine ascension, we can merely will it to have always been that way.

Forever.
 
Wait, you're asking me to choose between spending my spoons on romcom and spending them on the Apocalypse? Now that is true diabolical evil. Have you considered becoming a QM?

You could just have us marry Ami, it accomplishes both goals.

Why selfishly limit the RomCom Apocalypse to ourselves? A more encompassing solution would be to extend our dastardly amorous deeds to the Seventh Path and have ALL of the summoning clans engage in RomCom antics with each other. If Alien Space Nazis and their neighbors can't start a conflict that will burn the very heavens (and any other dimensions for that matter) to ashes nothing will.

Pandaa will be the new protagonist with Keiko (and Hazou by proxy) as his love coach(es).
 
(Except maybe @eaglejarl, but he can be bribed.)

It's true. Cheaply, even, if you know the right bribes.


I was reading through old pages and came across this very prescient post:
Yeah, I had the same thought. Imagine how valuable we would be to [the pangolins] if we could put them on equal footing with the condors...


In other news, I notice that I have a bunch of things on my 'Insert Quotes' buffer that have been hanging around. Sorry for not getting to them earlier:

I'm asking if we can have two ANBU total(Higashino + Someone else) or Higashino as well as some other adult chaperone (maybe that nice Inuzuka lady? I forget if she's ANBU or not). Solely because we're aiming to travel in groups of 4+, but I imagine Keiko might not be automatically cool with doing whatever we want to do tonight. I assume that Noburi won't mind, because Noburi has Maximum Chill.
Sorry, this got missed. It didn't turn out to be an issue.

I actually did that in college. I ran two separate Champions games on different nights. One group played superheroes, the other played supervillains.

That sounds awesome! Any particularly good stories from that game you care to share?
Some good ones, yes. For example: A blue whale about 10 miles long appeared over Manhattan, hovering in place by way of two feathered wings, one behind each eye and each wing about 12" long. (They flapped really fast.) The villains saw this and decided to capitalize on it, so they had a squid-shaped balloon made, filled it with hydrogen and explosives, and set it floating over the city. The heroes showed up to investigate and the villains detonated the squid, nearly killing the heroes in the process. They survived because one of them had bought a massive number of dice in Luck and he aced his roll. I decided that the manifestation of the luck was that they fell through the roof of a mattress factory and onto a pallet of inventory.

The heroes got hold of a statue that was a limited oracle; it could answer a limited number of yes/no questions per day but it was nigh-omniscient within those limits. They immediately pulled out a map and binary searched the world until they had located the villains to a specific building.

Me: The tyrannosaurus bites you! 15d6 Killing Attack, armor piercing!

Brett: Hardened armor!

Me: Ha! Double armor piercing!

Brett: Double hardened!

Me: Curses!

(Note: Both of us had paid for the 'double-' in advance, so there was no cheating.)

If you tell your players "You can have 250 points base and as many disadvantages as you want", make sure that no one builds a 1250 point character by taking (among other things)12 different "Hunted: Powerful and Shows Up Often" disadvantages. It really bogs things down when every session you need to spend part of it dealing with Mossad's (or whoever's) latest attempt to off the hero.

The heroes caused massive property damage and were eventually at the top of the FBI's Most Wanted list. The villains were pillars of the community.

By the way, on the note of techniques in general @OliWhail @eaglejarl @Velorien I thought of two ways that it would be possible to smooth out the experience curve of Technique Hacking specialists:
  1. Bonus XP based on TH level that may only be spent on personally Technique Hacked techniques. This isn't Artificer-level shenanigans: I was thinking at most 1/4 the cost of TH (so 1/2 the cost of a normal level)
  2. Some THed techniques use stunts instead of being leveled independently
    • For instance, a version of Water Whip that could activate seals would use a stunt instead, or a version of Hozuki's Mantle that would soak all approaching projectiles, ruining seals attached to them.
I think that in general there's a lot of room for techniques that are mechanically represented as Stunts. Some of the jutsu we have (not many, but some) don't really gain much from levels and tend towards 'put 1 XP in it for the base usage and never touch it again', which imo could be better represented as a stunt.
These are cool ideas, thank you.
 
It's true. Cheaply, even, if you know the right bribes.


I was reading through old pages and came across this very prescient post:



In other news, I notice that I have a bunch of things on my 'Insert Quotes' buffer that have been hanging around. Sorry for not getting to them earlier:


Sorry, this got missed. It didn't turn out to be an issue.


Some good ones, yes. For example: A blue whale about 10 miles long appeared over Manhattan, hovering in place by way of two feathered wings, one behind each eye and each wing about 12" long. (They flapped really fast.) The villains saw this and decided to capitalize on it, so they had a squid-shaped balloon made, filled it with hydrogen and explosives, and set it floating over the city. The heroes showed up to investigate and the villains detonated the squid, nearly killing the heroes in the process. They survived because one of them had bought a massive number of dice in Luck and he aced his roll. I decided that the manifestation of the luck was that they fell through the roof of a mattress factory and onto a pallet of inventory.

The heroes got hold of a statue that was a limited oracle; it could answer a limited number of yes/no questions per day but it was nigh-omniscient within those limits. They immediately pulled out a map and binary searched the world until they had located the villains to a specific building.

Me: The tyrannosaurus bites you! 15d6 Killing Attack, armor piercing!

Brett: Hardened armor!

Me: Ha! Double armor piercing!

Brett: Double hardened!

Me: Curses!

(Note: Both of us had paid for the 'double-' in advance, so there was no cheating.)

If you tell your players "You can have 250 points base and as many disadvantages as you want", make sure that no one builds a 1250 point character by taking (among other things)12 different "Hunted: Powerful and Shows Up Often" disadvantages. It really bogs things down when every session you need to spend part of it dealing with Mossad's (or whoever's) latest attempt to off the hero.

The heroes caused massive property damage and were eventually at the top of the FBI's Most Wanted list. The villains were pillars of the community.



These are cool ideas, thank you.

I can't help but suspect that twelve-inch flappers would run into mean free path limits...
 
I can't help but note @eaglejarl marked my comment re. @Velorien being Aizen as "Insightful". I also can't help but note that 3 Captains defected, and that we have 3 QMs.
I did? Where? I don't even know who Aizen is.

NB: I'm not gaslighting you, I honestly don't see where I marked anything about Aizen with any rating, Insightful or otherwise.

I can't help but suspect that twelve-inch flappers would run into mean free path limits...
It was a moderately comedic campaign and I had a meta-Macguffin that let me play fast and loose with reasonability.
 
So were we intended to vote another plan in, or...?
The next update is scheduled to complete the previous plan by featuring the Shin lunch. I am giving you the option of voting in a couple of extra activities to enact in your remaining few hours before the gaming night. If you don't, then it's going to be a particularly short update and you can vote in a full-length plan for the Sunday update as usual.
 
The next update is scheduled to complete the previous plan by featuring the Shin lunch. I am giving you the option of voting in a couple of extra activities to enact in your remaining few hours before the gaming night. If you don't, then it's going to be a particularly short update and you can vote in a full-length plan for the Sunday update as usual.

Hana's not included?
 
Birdduke said something about them having access to sulfur I think? This came up in the last chemistry conversation that I don't remember super clearly. They may have access to potassium nitrate, which we historically had by the first century in China. With sake, they have access to at least simple distillation, and given that it doesn't seem to just be Jashin-damned firewater that blinds people every so often they almost certainly have fractional distillation. They can forge and work steel, which implies things not just about their mining and metallurgy advances, but also that they have access to high energy fuels such as coke. If we've ever seen etched glass, that almost certainly implies the presence of strong mineral acids. They have soap, so they have lye. I'm not sure if they understand the distinction and relationship between bases and acids yet though.

All in all, a good place for us to estimate around is probably somewhere around where the Islamic alchemists were in their golden age.
Excellent observations.

Sounds like they probably have access to the components for black powder, but nobody's thought to combine them yet. Unless they've got fireworks and flash bombs, in which case they just haven't properly weaponized it yet, or it's too expensive to use on military scales.

If they've discovered sulfuric and nitric acid that's all we need to make smokeless powder, in principle. Or we could directly introduce the synthesis methods for those.

Whether we can (and if we can, whether we should) introduce our extraplanar chemistry knowledge into the setting through Hazou is another question.

I've got a long list of technologies to uplift with, but I don't really know how much we're allowed to ram knowledge into Hazou's head.
 
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I've got a long list of technologies to uplift with, but I don't really know how much we're allowed to ram knowledge into Hazou's head.

Another important experiment would be to see if there's the same smell in the air in the wake of natural lightning vs after powerful Raiton jutsu. If there is, that's indicative of Raiton producing ozone, which means Raiton lightning does chemistry just like normal lightning.
 
Electrolysis and arc welding are wonderful techs to have our hands on.
Hmmm. How would we abuse those at the current tech level? Hydrogen/Oxygen for doing chemistry and as an ungainly high volume explosive, and oxygen is useful for medical purposes. Welding is useful for construction but lightning aspected ninja are rare and valuable so it's not like we could employ it at industrial scale, even if there were enough metal around for that sort of thing.
 
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