Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Transport the rift to the seventh path so that we can just have the Pangolins fight the burning legion instead of other cute animals.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
- Start date
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- Tags
- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Location
- how about no
We have and have had the patience to wait literal years for our chance.
We shall endure.
Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
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[X] Make a summoning contract with the Rift Denizens and then pit them against the Pangolin
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
I gave it a shot. o7
I really do wonder...
Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
My money is on the rest of the 7th path being just as fucked up. We should preemptively nuke it from orbit imo.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Just spread the rumor that infusing seals in the 7th path prevents most sealing failures. We can pretend like thats our secret (in the future we can) that we learned from Jiraiya.
Someone is eventually going to roll an extremely bad one and destabilize whatever witchcraft is keeping that demiplane stable, sending them crashing into oblivion.
Kills idiots who think its smart to fuck around with sealing based on hearsay, too.
- Location
- how about no
Bold of you to assume it can be orbited.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Yeah, it's clearly running on Europa Universalis logic.
- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
That's a good explanation why there could be liqour, but no beer
TaliesinSkye
Occasional Editor
- Location
- Northeast Ohio, United States
If you really want to make it with Ino, have her read Hazou's mind to convince her that he's the single most important person in the Elemental Nations since the Sage, what with the direct link to a hive mind of people with access to high technology and blueprints for how to make working human societies. (Well, more or less working. 'Working better', let's call it.)
And even if she can't see the meta level, what she'll see is a compassionate multi-subject genius inventing things to improve society like a ninja Leonardo DaVinci. Who wouldn't date that?
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Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
Figure of speech!
[X] Steal Keiko's summoning scroll, get reverse summoned, then open 1000 rifts to the Out before desummoning yourself.
- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
If there is a link to hivemind left in Hazou's mind, than Yamanaka would probably overload trying to read minds of all of us. In this case the last thing you want is read Hazou's mind. I heard brain fried girlfriends are no good
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Sealing failure!
You have rolled 999 x "sunshine and puppies".
You have rolled 1 x "all puppies in range turn into hounds of Tindalos".
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Also, you and your immediate surroundings turn to plasma from too much sun.
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
But what matters is that the hounds of Tindalos are all right.
- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
Somehow I doubt there's actually a "sunshine and puppies" result in the table
- Location
- Poland
- Pronouns
- He/Him
... You made me realize.
Zabuza comes from Bear.
That's why he's so good at impersonating everyone.
He's related to sir Bearington.
- Location
- The Maple Syrup Mountains
I'm really curious about what's going to happen that invalidated the Goketsu conversations, I must admit. We based the plan around what eaglejarl said about where Jiraiya, Noburi, and Keiko are, and this was almost two weeks ago so there would've been plenty of opportunity to redact those things if the QMs decided that couldn't be so. This leads me to two broad possible explanations:
- The change in situation only got decided on recently, as a result of one of the interim chapters.
- Jiraiya, Noburi, and Keiko are all there like eaglejarl said, but the conversations would've gone so much differently than the original draft that there was no salvaging the scenes.
- Location
- NY
Somehow I doubt there's actually a "sunshine and puppies" result in the table
I don't.
The other table results are what concern me.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Very true. I MUST use them at some point.
You'd be surprised.Somehow I doubt there's actually a "sunshine and puppies" result in the table
Option #3: EJ is a dipshit who forgets QM discussion after a couple weeks then discovery-writes, and only lightly edits, his updates.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Don't make us have a Keiko intervention on you.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Don't be too hard on yourself, we wouldn't want--
--yeah, that.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Y'all are sweet, but I'm okay with owning my faults. I am lucky to have great collaborators who don't get too bent when I accidentally something, and we all enjoy brainstorming, worldbuilding, and game designing together. Plus, I get to write for an appreciative audience of smart, interesting, creative grownups who know to leave the drama at the door. What's not to like?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
- Location
- Kiev, Ukraine
I meant that it sounds too good to be true. Or is the only neutral effect
