Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
Haru's father is a cobbler so lets buy his friendship with money!
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Haru's father is a cobbler so lets buy his friendship with money!
Next, he'll said: "I don't want your money!"
There's virtually nothing we can do that will please Yamamoto.
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- Europe
1) Stop being a Clan ninja
2) Fight against Clan oppression
3) Genderbend Hazou
Haru: "...it's a start..."
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
I sincerely believe you could make one, yes.
The issue to me is that: For some reason our transformation technique replaces the body with a Henge body.
It would be more intuitive to me that you just layer a chakra construct over top the original body (this prevents many questions of size, volume, density, etc from popping up). Its semi permeable to most gases and some liquids (air, water, etc. but not something like mercury). It will pop if you try to shear, tear, rip or slice the construct (we can probably figure out some limiting constraints with some differential topology/geometry or something here). Max size is limited heavily by chakra reserves and obeys some sort of square-cube relationship with extra volume/cost (throw fudge factors in as necessary).
Perfect? Assuredly not, this thread can probably break anything given sufficient time. But the only tradeoffs I can think of off the bat are things like not being able to henge into a smaller sized object, which is extremely reasonable.
So long as bloodline limit is a thing, we'll never stop having clans?
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- Europe
Is Haru going to be discriminatory towards people smarter then him? Or taller? I get what you mean, but at some point you have to accept that some people are born more lucky then you.
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Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
I'm sure Kabuto would °~love~° to help us with that particular problem.
- Location
- Under a Rock
I don't think that would work. The air dome seal just creates a person sized dome of air to hide under. It cannot be oriented. It cannot be activated in novel ways. It certainly can't be be raised off the ground.
All in all, the air dome is absolutely a boring, unmunchkinable seal that no one should spend time investigating or replicating, and it is vitally important to Leaf that it remains that way as long as possible.
Once that secret gets out, yeah. And forget shields. We want a full suit of airtight armor. Multiple seals positioned all over the body, all linked to a single reusable Lbf. Have several copies to accommodate different poses.
And we want another set to go on their hands, allowing combatants to push off invisible points.
Realistically, I'm not sure that there's anything we can do that in his current mindset he wouldn't just use as further justification to hate us. Unless we literally figure out enough biosci with snek uncle that we can give him our bloodline, anything we do will just be seen as lording our unearned advantages over him.
- Location
- Academy City
- Pronouns
- They
This sounds like a challenge.
Count me in. Noumero, @Roomba , @Oneiros , anyone else considering this, consider this my precommission to help with both vote crafting and voting it in, redeemable with a tagwhenever a vote for this comes up; I promise >1 hour of my time towards the endeavor, plus additional time or effort depending on how cool or interesting the premise of our strategy.
*headdesk*
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
I genuinely think that we could get him on our side eventually but it would be a gradual process. We can lay the groundwork here during the exams but we'd need to finish things at home.
Henge is an genjutsu.
But doesn't that contradict- RETCONNED
But then what actually happened in that quest situation that was dependent on a henge being a physical- I DON'T CARE SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT LED TO THE SAME GENERAL RESULT AND WE WON'T WORRY ABOUT IT LOOK TO THE FUTURE NOT THE PAST.
But doesn't that contradict- RETCONNED
But then what actually happened in that quest situation that was dependent on a henge being a physical- I DON'T CARE SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT LED TO THE SAME GENERAL RESULT AND WE WON'T WORRY ABOUT IT LOOK TO THE FUTURE NOT THE PAST.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
Like someone asked before: Does it have to be Hazou or would Noburi be sufficient? Pretty much the same advantages but leaves Hazou free to be with bestgirl Akane. And for the pragmatically aligned, we could probably spin this as being friendly to civilian born ninjas.
(Though I can just imagine Haru being all "YOU ARE JUST MARRYING AKANE TO GET CLOSER TO ME, DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!". And yes, apparently my Haru has become a full blown tsundere, please send help.)
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TaliesinSkye
Occasional Editor
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- Northeast Ohio, United States
Five seal barriers can be made to move if the object the central seal is anchored to moves, right?
What about armor with plates or scales that are five seal barriered? The seals would need replacing every 30 days so it'd be maintenance intensive, but the plates themselves would be impenetrable. An attacker would be forced to attack chinks in the armor, making their lives harder.
On the other hand we're dealing with ninja and maybe they're all so accurate that having an impenetrable breastplate doesn't help much.
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- Europe
Maybe we should go full Kaworu (neon genesis evangelion) on him? Be the only boy that understands him?
Every time the shipping in this thread gives me a headache I imagine going over to the Star vs fandom and asking them who Marco should end up with, and suddenly the thread doesn't seem quite so bad.
But this is something special.
But this is something special.
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- Under a Rock
5sb armor would be amazing, but there are engineering problems. Most importantly, the 5sb is composed of 5 seals, and they have to be meters apart, and totally stationary relative to each other.
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- Germany
Preface: This is just logical extrapolation from @TaliesinSkye 's theory, not approved by him.
Edit: Ninja'd.
As the deformation of the chakra system is limited by skill, no.
As wrapping means twisting our chakra system around theirs, no. Besides, they'd break the henge immediately.
Due to lack of understanding how to make chakra simulate conductivity, no.
Only tactile impression of hardness/strength, the spear/saw/rope is as frail as any henge and thus unusable. The rope is flexible, though.
Neither is simulated due to, again, lacking understanding of chakra physics.
No, rather simulating matter via chakra construct. No burning, fighting or eating, it would pop the henge. Armor is thus purely ornamental.
Hide inactive seals? Of course. If they are active and not part of your chakra system (bioseal) though, trying to distort their chakra causes a sealing failure.
Analogous to bleeding, it happens inside the construct, external effects can be supressed by henging into a body not under menstruation. Otherwise it's like excrement in that it passes through.
If you are the Sage, sure. Orochimaru's snake form gives him the necessary knowledge to imitate it as well. Everyone else would fail as there are no real incremental learning steps. In other words, try again at Henge level 100.
Edit: Ninja'd.
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- Europe
Define this. Haru can be very special to us, if you let him. Or are you saying Haru doesn't deserve somthing special?
Make him our most loyal servant by being physically and emotionally affectionate towards him? (We use Hazou already as a tool, we might go full sociopathy and use his relationships for [whatever our goal is]).
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I will bet 10 XP that you give up on this idea before I and the rest of the thread run out of difficult questions and/or abuses. If you lose then you have to change your signature to the following and leave it unchanged for 6 full months:
"Come join Marked for Death, the greatest quest on SV! In a deathworld version of Naruto, you're a former traitor and missing-nin who convinced Jiraiya (the new Hokage) to adopt you in exchange for a seal invention that transformed the face of warfare in the Elemental Nations!
Oh, also, one of the authors is eaglejarl, who is far smarter than me, far better looking, more creative, kinder, more generous, funnier, and utterly superlative in every way. Also, I foolishly thought that physical henge was fixable and lost a bet to him that it wasn't, so he got to write my sig."
Nope. 5SB'd objects are immovable. This is the basis of skytowers.
Look, if Hazou were gay/bi I would have already thrown him at Shikamaru to get access to the Nara library.
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- Under a Rock
My goal is a story about uplift, munchkining, suriving by the skin of our teeth, and the family that is team uplift. This might be a good time for all the regulars and newcomers to state what they want out of this.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
What eaglejarl said. On the other hand, Force Barriers can move, but they must be kept perfectly aligned (think D&D force wall between two seals on opposite sides).
Seems about right for me too. Though I want less surviving by the skin of our teeth and more not dealing with that shit at all