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So, we should probably take some time to consider some things that Akane wouldn't want us to tell other people about without her permission. We need to get in the mindset of being proactive about maintaining a list of secrets to keep for other people.

Technique wise, I can think of two things:
1. Pangolin Conditioning Technique - This is a Goketsu Clan Secret anyways, as are all the Pangolin techniques.
2. Directional Explosive Seals / Blast Rings - This is also kind of a Goketsu Clan Secret as well, since it's Kagome's invention. IIRC Hazou noted that it was the kind of secret technique that a ninja would keep as a trump card, so it's definitely not something we want to expose. Heck, I'm wondering if we should consider not using even our gravel shot cone seals with the pangolin gauntlets during the tournament, just because it's similar.

Obviously we shouldn't spread Elemental Mastery around any further than needed, but we should consider that cat out of the bag. I don't know how far the other Leaf ninja who know it will spread the info, but we should assume their clan heads will learn of it. And we shouldn't let anyone else here know any techniques that Akane hasn't used publicly yet, simply because any technique other people don't know she has is an advantage for her.

Aside from that, is there anything personal we shouldn't talk about? Nothing comes to mind, but a lot of couples have secrets they don't want their significant others telling other people about.
Nosy neighbour: Hey, Kenta, is it true that your daughter wants to be part of the Hokage's son's harem together with one or more clan heirs and his sister's blood sister from Mist?"

Ishihara Kenta: "...This is why I didn't want her dating the son of the man who wrote those novels."
 
Nosy neighbour: Hey, Kenta, is it true that your daughter wants to be part of the Hokage's son's harem together with one or more clan heirs and his sister's blood sister from Mist?"

Ishihara Kenta: "...This is why I didn't want her dating the son of the man who wrote those novels."

If it helps, some versions of the polygon also include Lee.

Edit: KENTA: No, that doesn't help. :mad:
 
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For the record, while the odds of Hazō marrying Ami are roughly zero, that's only an estimate. If the hivemind manages to create the world's greatest action plan and get Hazō to meet her and charm her into taking leave of her senses and not be murdered by Keiko, who knows what could happen?
 
For the record, while the odds of Hazō marrying Ami are roughly zero, that's only an estimate. If the hivemind manages to create the world's greatest action plan and get Hazō to meet her and charm her into taking leave of her senses and not be murdered by Keiko, who knows what could happen?

To be fair, we got a missing-nin to become to son of the fifth Hokage, (mostly) by accident, as long as we don't think too hard about it, it's going to happen.
 
For the record, while the odds of Hazō marrying Ami are roughly zero, that's only an estimate. If the hivemind manages to create the world's greatest action plan and get Hazō to meet her and charm her into taking leave of her senses and not be murdered by Keiko, who knows what could happen?
It's fine, we don't have to. We just have to make sure Akane does. It's her harem, after all.
 
For the record, while the odds of Hazō marrying Ami are roughly zero, that's only an estimate. If the hivemind manages to create the world's greatest action plan and get Hazō to meet her and charm her into taking leave of her senses and not be murdered by Keiko, who knows what could happen?

Step 1: Abduct Keiko to avoid getting murdered by her.

Step 2: Tell Ami that Keiko got abducted and that we got a ransom note that tells us that the kidnapper will not release her unless Ami marries Hazou. If the kidnapper gets even a whiff of anyone trying to come for her, she will be killed.

Step 3: Ask Mari to Obliviate to genjutsu the knowledge of the fact that we are the kidnapper so we can convince Ami of being genuine.

Step 4: Act like we don't want to do this either but Keiko's life depends on it, so we have to get married.

Step 5: Get married.

Step 6: Make sure Keiko is occasionally getting fed because it would be awkward if she died during this righteous endeavor.

Step 7: Release Keiko, use Hide like a Mole and don't resurface until she has calmed down and starts calling us brother²-in-law without the urge to stab us.

Step 8: Imprison Lee and tell Keiko he and this extra sharp set of needles is our gift for her.

All in all, looks doable.
 
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For the record, while the odds of Hazō marrying Ami are roughly zero, that's only an estimate. If the hivemind manages to create the world's greatest action plan and get Hazō to meet her and charm her into taking leave of her senses and not be murdered by Keiko, who knows what could happen?
You probably shouldn't challenge the hivemind like this. You might as well take a gauntlet and slap them with it.
 
For the record, while the odds of Hazō marrying Ami are roughly zero, that's only an estimate. If the hivemind manages to create the world's greatest action plan and get Hazō to meet her and charm her into taking leave of her senses and not be murdered by Keiko, who knows what could happen?

Sounds about the same as Jiraiya marrying Mari. We got this one in the bag. Upon Hazou's proposal, Ami will retreat deeply into the Frozen Skein, weigh all the pros and cons, and then unexpectedly agree. Easy. @Oneiros the game is on.
 
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