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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
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Fortunately no horrible social failures. Now it's just a question of not taking too much damage before we meet the seal quota.
<3 Roki
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Threadmarked!
You need " at the start of each of these paragraphs. One the final paragraph gets a close quote, which you already have.
Great update, @OliWhail. Shikamaru's solution is excellent.
There's one at the end of Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest | Page 3148 I went back and added in the surnames.
Hmn... Preferrentially not. But it's Shikamaru's call.
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@eaglejarl Do you mind updating the Info Post with a collection of up-to-date links?
I thought they didn't want to use a fort.
We're a 4*size team that includes special jonin. This is about what I expected against normal teams.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
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That's what he deserves for speaking up against the Almighty Hazo.
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Can do. Let me do morning routine and breakfast first, but I should be able to update it before leaving for work.
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Also, uh, @eaglejarl why is Sealing Theory 101 in Threadmarks? Are we considering it canon in some village at some point, is that the meaning?
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It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
Oh, and as for earlier, I was referring to the Random Name Generator comment.
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If he wants to canonise Leviathan as treasonous material to a Daimyo somewhere, that's his choice.
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You have to cut Haru some slack. His point of view in Team Akane's interlude shows him barely suppressing his seething rage at the injustice of clan heir privilege. And we've forced him to sit idle for two days, in the company of seven privileged clan children (as far as he knows anyway, doubt Hazou's specific circumstances are public knowledge), with no outlet for his frustration. Dude must've been desperate to punch someone. When Hazou nominated himself for leader, he must've been panicking at the thought of another weird no-combat plan from the Hokage's crazy son. I wonder if he would've spoken out if Neji hadn't first.
Man, the world sure is full of punch enthusiasts.
Also, damn do we need to spend an evening bonding with Haru over the shared experience of having shitty poverty childhoods and it being arsehole clans' faults.
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Fixed, thanks.
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Reread the Liberator Arc. RFP!
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
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I mean, we could do that but we could also reintroduce some genuine Canon Naruto Problem Solving into this quest and just punch him until he accepts us and our world view. Considering how badly he did against that team, we shouldn't have any problems whatsoever.
And since Haru is Orochimaru in disguise anyway, this would be a good time to establish some dominance over him.
I mean, it is pretty funny that it was Haru. I know it was luck of the dice, but if you were writing this is a story....
WRITER: Right, someone needs to get hurt to show this is serious. So, not any of the main characters.
(Hazou, Noburi, Keiko, and Akane excuse themselves)
WRITER: And I don't want to tick off any fans of canon characters.
(Canon characters all excuse themselves)
HARU: (realizing he is the only one left) Oh shit.
WRITER: Right, someone needs to get hurt to show this is serious. So, not any of the main characters.
(Hazou, Noburi, Keiko, and Akane excuse themselves)
WRITER: And I don't want to tick off any fans of canon characters.
(Canon characters all excuse themselves)
HARU: (realizing he is the only one left) Oh shit.
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Done!
@Traiden, could you update this: Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest | Page 675 ? Just strip out the voting bit at the top.
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Would if I could boss but it is twofold not me who made that post
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If he wants to canonise Leviathan as treasonous material to a Daimyo somewhere, that's his choice.
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If he wants to canonise Leviathan as treasonous material to a Daimyo somewhere, that's his choice.
Well the obvious thought of Hinata in Hazou's harem is out because that'd be Hinata Goketsu if anything (and for all we know she'd keep her last name because Hyuuga clan heir and all that), so for Hinata Kurosawa to happen we'd need her to marry into the Kurosawa proper. Hanzou, perhaps?
Of course, the less fun option is that some random Kurosawa names their kid Hinata, maybe for no reason, maybe after Hinata for reasons.