Cariyaga
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If we don't die we should totally look for that clan. I mean, setting aside the whole "hungers for creatively-minded young ninja whom nobody would miss" bit, they'd be great allies!!
If we don't die we should totally look for that clan. I mean, setting aside the whole "hungers for creatively-minded young ninja whom nobody would miss" bit, they'd be great allies!!
And if we die, we should just BE from that clan.If we don't die we should totally look for that clan. I mean, setting aside the whole "hungers for creatively-minded young ninja whom nobody would miss" bit, they'd be great allies!!
That would make finding them easier, I suppose.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.Well, we've got 7 hours before we're committed to the plan. I'm pretty sure we don't have enough information to come to a solid conclusion on what Jiraiya's doing. That said, given what's happened, I give us a ~80% chance of surviving the next update with our current plan (the ~20% chance of death mostly comes from being confused about our situation, and the possibility we're in some sort of unwinnable scenario, or scenario where the winning move is to do something which seems dumb (like double down on threatening Kabuto or plead guilty)).
If there were no possible way to survive I would have killed you last update instead of wasting everyone's time.I will be slightly amused if the reason Velorien offered to put the update up sooner was because he knew we were going to die and wanted to give us time to design a new character.
In response to @Twofold and @Cariyaga's concerns:
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Apologetic Plea
(you can add "needlessly wordy" to that, but that probably goes without saying. And here I am, saying it.)
Respond to Jiraiya's immediate question with:
"Not a threat, sir. My poor wording was a result of passion clouding my speech, and I did not intend to imply the possible use of force or other hostile actions against Dr Yakushi, nor against yourself or other Leaf personnel."
From there:
- Express remorse for Hazou's poorly chosen words. Emphasize that they did not accurately convey his intentions, and certainly not those of his team.
- Strongly emphasize that Hazou was NOT expressing a willingness or capability to harm Kabuto, Jiraiya, or Leaf in any way, and he is deeply sorry for making a statement so careless and so poorly-worded that it could be interpreted that way.
- Express that in the context of the discussion (i.e. Jiraiya telling us to get lost and stop wasting his time), Hazou was speaking in the heat of the moment, providing information about his emotional state more than anything else--which was highly inappropriate and a poor use of Jiraiya's time. He was mostly conveying that Akane's health was important to him and he thought it should be prioritized. This doesn't excuse his actions--they were still thoughtless and rude--but it should help explain why he made statements that a rational actor should have avoided if he did not intend to threaten--he was not speaking very rationally in the moment.
- In retrospect, he would say that in order to preserve Akane's well-being he was willing to take actions that might go to productive ends, including spending Konohan goodwill or favors on it - as he already had by taking the subject to Jiraiya and making J feel his time was being wasted
- But not to act against Leaf and its personnel, as this would be a betrayal of the team's relationship with Leaf, as well as extremely unlikely to improve the situation for any party. In addition to the heat of the moment, Hazou had not considered the interpretation of his words as threats to Leaf personnel because he had not considered that course of action as either plausible or productive.
- Answer and obey Jiraiya's questions and/or demands. Including submitting to a mind-scan should he ask for one.
- If, to Hazou's or Mari's judgement, it looks like any of the team would end up dead offer to be mindscanned in order to prove our intent.
Would recommend that you start with "Not guilty" otherwise you never answer the question.
Would recommend that you start with "Not guilty" otherwise you never answer the question.
I didn't actually see this before I posted mine, my apologies.In response to @Twofold and @Cariyaga's concerns:
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Apologetic Plea
(you can add "needlessly wordy" to that, but that probably goes without saying.
And here I am, saying it.)
Respond to Jiraiya's immediate question with:
"Not guilty, sir; it was not a threat. My poor wording was a result of passion clouding my speech, and I did not intend to imply the possible use of force or other hostile actions against Dr Yakushi, nor against yourself or other Leaf personnel."
(As best interpreted through Hazou's inner knowledge of ninja court protocol, if any.)
From there:
- Express remorse for Hazou's poorly chosen words. Emphasize that they did not accurately convey his intentions, and certainly not those of his team.
- Strongly emphasize that Hazou was NOT expressing a willingness or capability to harm Kabuto, Jiraiya, or Leaf in any way, and he is deeply sorry for making a statement so careless and so poorly-worded that it could be interpreted that way.
- Express that in the context of the discussion (i.e. Jiraiya telling us to get lost and stop wasting his time), Hazou was speaking in the heat of the moment, providing information about his emotional state more than anything else--which was highly inappropriate and a poor use of Jiraiya's time. He was mostly conveying that Akane's health was important to him and he thought it should be prioritized. This doesn't excuse his actions--they were still thoughtless and rude--but it should help explain why he made statements that a rational actor should have avoided if he did not intend to threaten--he was not speaking very rationally in the moment.
- In retrospect, he would say that in order to preserve Akane's well-being he was willing to take actions that might go to productive ends, including spending Konohan goodwill or favors on it - as he already had by taking the subject to Jiraiya and making J feel his time was being wasted
- But not to act against Leaf and its personnel, as this would be a betrayal of the team's relationship with Leaf, as well as extremely unlikely to improve the situation for any party. In addition to the heat of the moment, Hazou had not considered the interpretation of his words as threats to Leaf personnel because he had not considered that course of action as either plausible or productive.
- Answer and obey Jiraiya's questions and/or demands. Including submitting to a mind-scan should he ask for one.
- If, to Hazou's or Mari's judgement, it looks like any of the team would end up dead offer to be mindscanned in order to prove our intent.
Nonono offer the mindscan regardless. Be up front to the tune of "you can literally dig through my head, see". Being stingy is going to get us murdered in the short term.In response to @Twofold and @Cariyaga's concerns:
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Apologetic Plea
(you can add "needlessly wordy" to that, but that probably goes without saying.
And here I am, saying it.)
Respond to Jiraiya's immediate question with:
"Not guilty, sir; it was not a threat. My poor wording was a result of passion clouding my speech, and I did not intend to imply the possible use of force or other hostile actions against Dr Yakushi, nor against yourself or other Leaf personnel."
(As best interpreted through Hazou's inner knowledge of ninja court protocol, if any.)
From there:
- Express remorse for Hazou's poorly chosen words. Emphasize that they did not accurately convey his intentions, and certainly not those of his team.
- Strongly emphasize that Hazou was NOT expressing a willingness or capability to harm Kabuto, Jiraiya, or Leaf in any way, and he is deeply sorry for making a statement so careless and so poorly-worded that it could be interpreted that way.
- Express that in the context of the discussion (i.e. Jiraiya telling us to get lost and stop wasting his time), Hazou was speaking in the heat of the moment, providing information about his emotional state more than anything else--which was highly inappropriate and a poor use of Jiraiya's time. He was mostly conveying that Akane's health was important to him and he thought it should be prioritized. This doesn't excuse his actions--they were still thoughtless and rude--but it should help explain why he made statements that a rational actor should have avoided if he did not intend to threaten--he was not speaking very rationally in the moment.
- In retrospect, he would say that in order to preserve Akane's well-being he was willing to take actions that might go to productive ends, including spending Konohan goodwill or favors on it - as he already had by taking the subject to Jiraiya and making J feel his time was being wasted
- But not to act against Leaf and its personnel, as this would be a betrayal of the team's relationship with Leaf, as well as extremely unlikely to improve the situation for any party. In addition to the heat of the moment, Hazou had not considered the interpretation of his words as threats to Leaf personnel because he had not considered that course of action as either plausible or productive.
- Answer and obey Jiraiya's questions and/or demands. Including submitting to a mind-scan should he ask for one.
- If, to Hazou's or Mari's judgement, it looks like any of the team would end up dead offer to be mindscanned in order to prove our intent.
Pretty sure Leaf doesn't have things like rights to lawyers. Probably not lawyers. Also pretty sure we don't have any rights according to their legal system.EDIT: Other sane thing to do would be to shut up and ask for a lawyer, but I doubt Hazou even knows what those are.
- Hazou's time, energy, and personal happiness
- Some of Jiraiya's goodwill towards Hazou
- Hazou's own negligible political capital
- Hazou did not say this before because he was not given the chance to.
@Twofold has a point: these do ring hollow. The fact is that neither we nor Hazou had any idea what he was going to do to protect Akane, beyond talking to Jiraya, and these sound like he's making something up after the fact. I wonder if he should justl honestly say that he actually had no idea what he was going to do, but directly attacking anyone in Konoha would have been out of the question, for the simple reason that it would be highly counterproductive.Hazou had meant to convey was that in order to preserve Akane's well-being he is willing to sacrifice
- Hazou's time, energy, and personal happiness
- Some of Jiraiya's goodwill towards Hazou
- Hazou's own negligible political capital
OK, if that's the case, Guilty/Not Guilty is a bad start. I had actually suggested earlier to ask what the choices are, but nobody took that up.Actually, it was confirmed by QMs that Hazou doesn't really know how ninja (or any other) legal disputes work. "How do you plead?" Doesn't actually mean anything to Hazou.
when Jiraiya appeared to dismiss us without expressing the slightest sign of "I give half a shit".
We have friends here, now, other than Akane: Lee, Gai, Shikamaru, Tenten, Neji (okay, maybe more of a hateship than a friendship), Ino, Chouji, Asuma... they're important to us, too.
I didn't actually see this before I posted mine, my apologies.
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Apologetic Plea
Pretty sure Leaf doesn't have things like rights to lawyers. Probably not lawyers. Also pretty sure we don't have any rights according to their legal system.
It works, though I think that throwing in an unserious example if pressed (but only if pressed) might reduce tension.@Pahan, have you seen my plan? I agree with your thoughts on the "things H could have done to go far for Akane" bit, and rewrote that part of the plan to say it was more about emotions than specific ideas of things to do.
What are your thoughts on the whole pleading thing? I didn't realize Hazou just straight-up didn't know about it. I'm not sure how to ask about it without being super awkward, though. Maybe at the end, after we've already made our statement explaining how we're not guilty?
Jiraiya is actually Aizen. And Danzo. Who knew?Gosh, all this speculation and nobody's figured out Jiraiya's TRUE intentions. Consider the following:
Given 2 and 5, we can conclude point 7: chakra must be operational in the Pure Land (otherwise Edo Tensei would fail).
- Jiraiya is a master sealcrafter, and presumably makes a point of researching unusual and unique seals and techniques.
- Jiraiya has recently received a captured sealcrafter wielding Edo Tensei.
- In the original canon, the Pure Land (the afterlife) could have souls return to the world via Edo Tensei, losing their memories in the process.
- Said souls appeared to have some personal belongings with them, mainly clothing.
- In a now-noncanon update, Hazo's mind was scanned.
- At that time, one idea in Hazo's mind was a storage seal that could retrieve or store the contained object from multiple seals.
- Recent events have been strange, prompting some to think we are currently in a genjutsu.
- We have not had an opportunity to attempt a dispel.
- In order to function, seals require an infusion of chakra. That chakra is then manipulated to produce the intended result.
- In our current situation, it would be very easy for Jiraiya to have us killed.
Given 1.1, we can conclude point 8: Jiraiya has obtained or will obtain Edo Tensei.
Given 1 and 8, we can conclude point 9: Jiraiya likely intends to investigate the nature of life and death.
Given 1, 3, and 4, evidence increases the likelihood of point 10: The "noncanon" update was, in fact, fully canon. Jiraiya had us taken captive and collectively placed under genjutsu, in which all future updates took place.
From these, a narrative starts to form. Jiraiya intends to investigate the nature of the afterlife. To that end, he prepares to have us killed, and keeps us pliant in genjutsu until the time comes. Beforehand, he designs and implements the Shared Storage Seal, creating a linked pair. One of the pair, he keeps; the other, he gives to the genjutsu'd Hazo. Once he kills us, he will store a message in the Shared Storage Seal, which we will be able to open and respond with in the Pure Land. In this way, a method of communication and transport between worlds forms.
However, we must not forget the Efficient Ninja Hypothesis. If this were viable, surely it would have been attempted before. And, in fact, it has. The Pure Land has, by now, millenia's worth of competent chakra wielders, many of whom brought sealing supplies and other equipment to the afterlife. More than enough time has passed for their society to diverge from the mortal realm's. "Chakra" is now known as "reiatsu", or spirit energy. All combat is performed via specialized blades, elaborate seals carved into them to match them to their owners. In the afterlife, there are no Hidden Villages. Absent the geographic separation, there is only one system of governance: the 13 Divisions, each led by the strongest of ninja. A special form of the Shared Storage Seal, in the form of linked doors conjured on demand, will soon allow for easy travel from the afterlife to the mortal realm.
In short, we've been duped. This quest was a Bleach crossover the whole time, and we never even noticed.
This has been your scheduled jokepost. Now, on to voting.
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Apologetic Plea
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Hopefully More Tactful Plea
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Hopefully More Tactful Plea
Edits in lavender.
Respond to Jiraiya's immediate question with:
"Not guilty. My suboptimal wording was a result of passion clouding my speech, and my statement was not intended to be a threat. I am deeply sorry for having worded that so poorly as to make it sound like a threat, on looking back."
From there:
- Express remorse for Hazou's poorly chosen words. Emphasize that they were not reflective of the team.
- He spoke out of passion and without thinking of the consequences and recognizes that. The team had no part in this.
- Strongly emphasise that Hazou was NOT expressing a willingness or capability to harm Kabuto, Jiraiya, or Leaf in any way.
- Start with that, from Jiraiya's point of view, it would seem as though we came to him with suspicions about Kabuto and asked us to check in, and when Jiraiya blew us off because lolno we responded with threats of violence. We should say what our actual plan was "tell Jiraiya about suspicions: if Jiraiya dismisses us Kabuto probably is doing his job and Akane is safe; if Jiraiya looks in on it Kabuto is probably working on his own and the increased scrutiny keeps Akane safe" but we overreacted. [snipped]
- Continue that, even setting that aside, Hazou cares deeply for Akane and holds Leaf in high regard for our time spent here, and would not act to harm it. He has friends here, now, other than Akane, too, and he values his relationship with Jiraiya as well.
- Express that in the context of the discussion (i.e. Jiraiya telling us to get lost and stop wasting his time) Hazou had not meant to convey threat. He did not think through it very much at all, but harming Kabuto-sensei was not anywhere among the possibilities he'd have gone for. The following, having given it some thought since he was in here, are things he might have done:
- Hazou's time, energy, and personal happiness
- Some of Jiraiya's goodwill towards Hazou
- Hazou's own negligible political capital
- Spoken with Ino, Shikamaru, or Chouji to see if they were willing to talk to their family (clans with influence) about it.
- Tried to get an audience with someone else well-placed in the Konoha power structure; the Jounin Commander, even the hokage.
- Hazou did not say this before because he was not given the chance to, and spoke without thinking.
- Explain that Hazou had not considered the interpretation of his words to be threats to Leaf personnel because he had not considered that course of action at all. Leaf is the best chance this world has at peace, Hazou doesn't want to harm it.
- Answer and obey Jiraiya's questions and/or demands. Including submitting to a mind-scan should he ask for one.
- If, to Hazou's or Mari's judgement, it looks like any of the team would end up dead offer to be mindscanned in order to prove our intent.
Stop giving away that we have access to the QM design docs!!!!Gosh, all this speculation and nobody's figured out Jiraiya's TRUE intentions. Consider the following:
Given 2 and 5, we can conclude point 7: chakra must be operational in the Pure Land (otherwise Edo Tensei would fail).
- Jiraiya is a master sealcrafter, and presumably makes a point of researching unusual and unique seals and techniques.
- Jiraiya has recently received a captured sealcrafter wielding Edo Tensei.
- In the original canon, the Pure Land (the afterlife) could have souls return to the world via Edo Tensei, losing their memories in the process.
- Said souls appeared to have some personal belongings with them, mainly clothing.
- In a now-noncanon update, Hazo's mind was scanned.
- At that time, one idea in Hazo's mind was a storage seal that could retrieve or store the contained object from multiple seals.
- Recent events have been strange, prompting some to think we are currently in a genjutsu.
- We have not had an opportunity to attempt a dispel.
- In order to function, seals require an infusion of chakra. That chakra is then manipulated to produce the intended result.
- In our current situation, it would be very easy for Jiraiya to have us killed.
Given 1.1, we can conclude point 8: Jiraiya has obtained or will obtain Edo Tensei.
Given 1 and 8, we can conclude point 9: Jiraiya likely intends to investigate the nature of life and death.
Given 1, 3, and 4, evidence increases the likelihood of point 10: The "noncanon" update was, in fact, fully canon. Jiraiya had us taken captive and collectively placed under genjutsu, in which all future updates took place.
From these, a narrative starts to form. Jiraiya intends to investigate the nature of the afterlife. To that end, he prepares to have us killed, and keeps us pliant in genjutsu until the time comes. Beforehand, he designs and implements the Shared Storage Seal, creating a linked pair. One of the pair, he keeps; the other, he gives to the genjutsu'd Hazo. Once he kills us, he will store a message in the Shared Storage Seal, which we will be able to open and respond with in the Pure Land. In this way, a method of communication and transport between worlds forms.
However, we must not forget the Efficient Ninja Hypothesis. If this were viable, surely it would have been attempted before. And, in fact, it has. The Pure Land has, by now, millenia's worth of competent chakra wielders, many of whom brought sealing supplies and other equipment to the afterlife. More than enough time has passed for their society to diverge from the mortal realm's. "Chakra" is now known as "reiatsu", or spirit energy. All combat is performed via specialized blades, elaborate seals carved into them to match them to their owners. In the afterlife, there are no Hidden Villages. Absent the geographic separation, there is only one system of governance: the 13 Divisions, each led by the strongest of ninja. A special form of the Shared Storage Seal, in the form of linked doors conjured on demand, will soon allow for easy travel from the afterlife to the mortal realm.
In short, we've been duped. This quest was a Bleach crossover the whole time, and we never even noticed.
This has been your scheduled jokepost. Now, on to voting.
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Apologetic Plea
[X] Action Plan: An Impassioned and Hopefully More Tactful Plea
I don't buy that. Jiraya has interacted with us on numerous occasions and in a variety of settings. Given his massive investment in social skills of all kinds, he probably knows our personality (if not goals and exact values) better than we know ourselves. For him to do a 180 like this based on one incident in which nobody actually got hurt makes no sense.Or alternatively it is taken as a sign that Hazou can't be relied on to understand even the basics of social situations. Which is true, but we might not want to advertise that now since it might lead to us getting killed off as a liability.