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I don't think we should let this slip by. We just handed them a major advantage on a silver platter, we should be getting some recompense for it. This was one of the things I wanted to be brought up in a seal trading scenario.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
I don't think we should let this slip by. We just handed them a major advantage on a silver platter, we should be getting some recompense for it. This was one of the things I wanted to be brought up in a seal trading scenario.
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Originally I had just "plow her trade", but then I figured that was too subtle for Mari's current mindset and added the jounin thing below.
I guess it doesn't work if you have both of them there.
While revolutions have been started for sillier reasons, maybe it's better if we don't turn our Iron Nerve user into a Man of Steel quite yet.
notanautomaton
I've got 99 quests, I've finished one
Let's not and say we did.
Add in 'ask our minders about the Chuunin exams.'
We already have an agreement on this, so we shouldn't ask for it as a reward.
I'd rather use it as 'get us our mom if she's still alive.' Another Jonin would be a massive boost, doubly so when that Jonin can become a Sealmaster like Hanzo.
We already have this, so we should just bring it up again.
Do you really think Kagome would trust them to teach or be taught Seals? Really. Let's not suggest it.
I'd rather she focus on getting better.
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Even better! :>
(I think you want 'patsy', and I think your phone autocorrect is teasing you.)
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Well I mean...
...if she really wanted to not be reinstated...
...she could always...I dunno...
...start a MINOR case of VIOLENT MURDER.
No. No I did not.maybealittle
will408914
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Like the Salamander summoner?? Wow, mom sure is a badass
Cariyaga
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A pasta?
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A prostrate apostate?
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Hang on, could we hav to a clarification as to what was Kabutos role in canon? I was under the impression that Danzo didn't realise he'd been turned. If Kabuto was going out of the way and doing things against Root orders he'd get caught pretty quickly.
sure you did
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Not really a priority, but we could use it as an ice breaker.
Apparently we don't, see @eaglejarl's post above.
Poaching a foreign jounin is way, way harder than getting basic information about her. The information itself is already a stretch.
Might have it, or might not. Who knows anymore.
Why would he not want to learn more seals and brush up on his theory? It is one of the things he really likes and the main way he contributes to our team. (In addition to constant paranoia.)
Obviously her doctor won't let her study if it impairs her recovery, but at some point she will be well enough to read but not well enough to move. At that point any sort of distraction would be welcome. Passive Akane is a pretty weird thing to imagine.
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Reddit thread up. By all means go and exhort the other 5500 readers of r/rational to join us on our suddenly-much-more-likely-to-succeed quest to fix a broken death world.
If you'll excuse me I'm off to go reread that wonderful update
If you'll excuse me I'm off to go reread that wonderful update
Cariyaga
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Yeah, I've read it like three or four times now, giddy with excitement.If you'll excuse me I'm off to go reread that wonderful update
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Team 7: Kakashi would have no problem taking on Arikada and her bodyguards himself, but he wants his cute little Genin to get some field experience so he has them fight the bodyguards while he takes down Arikada, who is quite clearly the real danger. Naruto throws out his army of Shadow Clones, most of which get shit on by the Jonin but the MC bonus lets Sasuke take them down quickly. The speed of his Chidori lets him dodge the follow-up explosives, as well. Sakura stands in the background screaming "Sasuke! Naruto! Sasuke!" for the whole duration. Arikada agrees to surrender if Kakashi shuts her up.
Team 8: Kurenai's genjutsu specialty against Arikada's bioseals means she's pissed at Hiruzen for sending her team on a mission whose target directly counters her specialty. Luckily for her, ninjas don't have to fight to win. Between Hinata's Byakugan and Shino's kikaichu, Arikada's every move is tracked from the moment she enters Sarubetsu. After rendezvousing with the Hinago clan and finally relaxing with an indulgence of Vermilion Sigh, Arikada's calm is shattered when she realizes she's far more dizzy than she should be. Yet she can do nothing as Shino's kikaichu quickly swarm her and drain her chakra dry. Extraction is easy after this point: Hinata's Byakugan points out every trap and Kurenai's genjutsu still works on the Murano guards. Kiba pouts because his senses are unnecessary for this type of team. Seriously, why didn't he get put on Team 7 as a sensor, and let Sakura be the medic-in-training?
Team 9: Asuma can tell this mission is a piece of cake, so he says he'll let the team do all the work and will step in only when necessary. Shikamaru complains. Ino gets angry. Choji eats a potato chip.
By the time Arikada finally sees Sarubetsu in the distance, she's already lost. The entire battlefield is filled with tunnels that are prime targets for Kagemane, and Arikada and her guards are quickly captured. Ino quickly knocks out and restrains the enemy with ninja wire, and berates Choji for doing nothing. Choji eats another potato chip.
Team Guy: Arikada surrenders immediately upon seeing Guy and Lee, under the condition they don't talk about youth while they go to Konoha. Guy agrees. Lee shouts about how youthful it is for her to surrender peacefully. Tenten facepalms.
Cariyaga
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Now do MfD!Konoha 12!
notanautomaton
I've got 99 quests, I've finished one
Because he's super paranoid and would probably think that they're trying to figure out what he knows before they hand him over to the sky squid?
Cariyaga
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Freaking hilarious.
Drasky
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I meant in a fight against them but this works too.
I found a fix for the Walking in the Air Technique (Skywalker Technique?).
What we need is to invent a pair of seals, A and B, where A attaches to another seal, and will activate that seal if B is activated.
We then put a KRS-A composite on our shoes, and B on our gloves. Then we can activate the KRS on our shoes, using our hands.
Edit: Come to think of it, meta-seals seems a better specialty, if we want one, than storage seal variants.
What we need is to invent a pair of seals, A and B, where A attaches to another seal, and will activate that seal if B is activated.
We then put a KRS-A composite on our shoes, and B on our gloves. Then we can activate the KRS on our shoes, using our hands.
Edit: Come to think of it, meta-seals seems a better specialty, if we want one, than storage seal variants.
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Fights are for children.
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Replace tripwire with some sort of switch, easy. Ask Kagome how his hand explosives are activated, maybe?
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Skywalker Technique!
Same way all seals are triggered, pulse of chakra. He uses his thumbs IIRC.
