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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest

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Velorien said:
Hazō smirked. "Are you telling me there isn't a part of you that enjoys tormenting your loved ones as a twisted show of affection?"

"I suppose I cannot wholly deny–"

Kei cut off, her face turning bright crimson as she stared at him.

"I-I had no… Kurosawa, p-please excuse me. I… I need to quadruple-check the perimeter!"

Huh. That was an odd way to end the conversation, Hazō reflected as he watched her nearly run headfirst into a tree in her sudden haste to make sure the team was extra-safe from the local variety of chakra squirrel. Perhaps beta Kei was more divergent than he'd first thought.
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I can't stop laughing. Thank you for reminding us exactly how Hazō's an idiot sometimes <3
Sir Stompy said:
Character growth
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Parasitic character growth at that. Luckily we can cut it right out
 
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Bravo! They are all such a delight.

Hey, readers! Who's up for abandoning the α timeline and shifting the narrative focus over to β full time? There's nothing exciting happening in α right now -- well, nothing that anyone cares about, I'm sure -- and just think how much teasing and humor we could get from β! Plus, Hazō would be back at the start of his adventure with all the knowledge he gathered in the original timeline!
 
eaglejarl said:
Bravo! They are all such a delight.

Hey, readers! Who's up for abandoning the α timeline and shifting the narrative focus over to β full time? There's nothing exciting happening in α right now -- well, nothing that anyone cares about, I'm sure -- and just think how much teasing and humor we could get from β! Plus, Hazō would be back at the start of his adventure with all the knowledge he gathered in the original timeline!
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Preparing for the clusterfuckstrom that is Akatsukifight is just that bad, huh?
Edit: wait, we had the Noodle Incident, the Battle of the Gods, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... do we have a name for the upcoming battle?
If not, I suggest we name it something. Come on, it's cool. War of the Two Worlds. Riftwar. The Great Boom. Something!
 
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eaglejarl said:
Bravo! They are all such a delight.

Hey, readers! Who's up for abandoning the α timeline and shifting the narrative focus over to β full time? There's nothing exciting happening in α right now -- well, nothing that anyone cares about, I'm sure -- and just think how much teasing and humor we could get from β! Plus, Hazō would be back at the start of his adventure with all the knowledge he gathered in the original timeline!
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I'll take that deal; Akane's alive :p
 
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Sir Stompy said:
One easy solution for you QMs:

We hit them with an RER, they all die, we go home and commission a "Mission Accomplished" banner.
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NARRATOR: Unfortunately, the design of the banner was a source of great contention, primarily between the Hagoromo-led "the banner must be in line with the traditional iconography of the Will of Fire, omit references to classified events, and most especially pretend Nara Kei doesn't exist" faction and the Re-Gōketsu-led "screw you guys, we saved the world so we get to say what our banner looks like" faction. When Lord Re-Gōketsu eventually researched and deployed the Insert the Head of Anyone With the Surname Hagoromo up Their Own Ass rune, and Orochimaru transformed the survivors into bio-weapons of vengeance in order to assassinate the rival runemaster, matters began to grow complicated. After the common folk deployed the Hazōlator Fleet in support of Uplift, the other villages joined in on Orochimaru's side in order to banish the spectre of civilian resistance against ninja, and runes were extensively deployed by both sides, all that was left of the continent was a charred wasteland. The only remaining sign of life was Mori Ami, standing amidst the ruins of Hidden Leaf and holding up her own "Mission Accomplished" banner.
 
Velorien said:
The only remaining sign of life was Mori Ami, standing amidst the ruins of Hidden Leaf and holding up her own "Mission Accomplished" banner.
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Too bad the Amis couldn't agree on which design to use, leading to their own internal war from which there were no survivors

Sir Stompy said:
One easy solution for you QMs:

We hit them with an RER, they all die, we go home and commission a "Mission Accomplished" banner.
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My suggestion, do a single 1v1 battle every update and draw it out as painfully long as possible to make things extra agonizing for players and give yourselves more time to sim (and enjoy the anguish)
 
Velorien said:
NARRATOR: Unfortunately, the design of the banner was a source of great contention, primarily between the Hagoromo-led "the banner must be in line with the traditional iconography of the Will of Fire, omit references to classified events, and most especially pretend Nara Kei doesn't exist" faction and the Re-Gōketsu-led "screw you guys, we saved the world so we get to say what our banner looks like" faction. When Lord Re-Gōketsu
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Lord Re-Gōketsu sounds like a dragon ball villain
 
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