Only Hazou is expected to be a loyal Leaf ninja. Everyone else gets a free pass for treason.
As a corollary, only Hazou can commit treason. Since he's the only one expected to be loyal.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
As a corollary, only Hazou can commit treason. Since he's the only one expected to be loyal.
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Oooooh! Echoing this question. I'd love to know the answer.
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Yes, once a Consequence has 0 shifts remaining, the Consequence is immediately removed. If this lets you take Mild Consequences with relative impunity, consider it an incentive to get a medic on your squad and keep that medic in good condition.
We'll note that this is subject to QM judgement. A medic can make the consequence have no penalty, but won't reverse time for the injury. If you keep taking Milds, the cumulative bits and pieces of strain that the medic couldn't heal will add up (and not in a good way).
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HDK whether Orochimaru or Kabuto got any consequences of their own for failing to promptly submit this information. He does suspect that Naruto's views on Kabuto's loyalty might be different than Hiruzen's now that Kabuto reports to Orochimaru first and the Tower second.
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Plz don't kill us, tho
Right. This is mostly for cave dives and the like with multiple combats in one day but enough time to rest in between. Pretty niche but might come in handy. I doubt we'll end up using it much.
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Could I bribe you with a sufficiently adorable cat video to have had Hazō use this defense when Naruto got annoyed at us? The whole thing was offscreened and we never got a chance to respond.
Non-linear time? Is Ami hidden nearby? Damn, we should freshen up. Hazou's got cave hair.
I resent the implication that Hazo allows personal grooming to fall by the wayside whenever Team Uplift is exploring a very dangerous location. If that was the case he'd never be washed.
Hazo only gets like that when he's deep in the prep days.
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"I thought Kabuto did it", you mean?
All his hair got burned off in the Fire Ghost incident a few months back anyway. It's hardly worth mentioning now.
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Yes!
Possibly with the humorous including referencing how we would never
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I think it just got shortened up so it would be even on both ends. But that was a few months ago and he's also been in time dilation... we're back on track for Madara hair
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I think you mean ":sad-girl-who-is-currently-being-tortured-and-chopped-into-itty-bitty-pieces-to-send-to-us-face:"
Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
Can't wait to sling new insults as we reinvent global sealing paradigms.
'deep in the prep days' - You're looking unkempt and manic
'having two left feet on the Safety Dance' - You've done something foolish in an important situation
'Should've asked for a Chakra Pony' - Your wishes for a good outcome were naive, you could've wished for something less bad than what you're currently experiencing.
Okay this is worth of a QM ping if anything is ever.
@eaglejarl @Velorien @Paperclipped
What is the status of Project Treasonous Hairdo? How much did we lose to Kasai and Kishigami, and has it regrown since then?
So dramatic.
She's probably fine.
Don't forget the ever important "What the hell, [name]?" - You've pulled a Hazo. Never. Pull a Hazo.
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If your promised cat video is sufficiently adorable, we may consider it. (If Naruto is sufficiently appeased, maybe he'll even retroactively never have ordered you to go missing.)
[x] Action Plan: Investigating The Cave
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- Optimize with Team Uplift
- Secure the pool, close off any deeper tunnels with MEW+traps, and set up a trap perimeter outside the cave.
- Noburi, using Vampiric Dew, and Hazou, using both chakrascope and MS8...
- Examine everyone's chakra system and chakra regeneration, before/during/after they step into the pool.
- Everyone takes a turn, repeating over the course of several days/weeks, to maximize data points (NB: timeladdering/prep days)
- Does Noburi think he could replicate this with his bloodline/medical ninjutsu?
- Does Hazou think he can replicate this with Runecrafting?
- Test to see if resting in the pool (open tenketsu) allows for Noburi to more easily drain someone.
- Examine everyone's chakra system and chakra regeneration, before/during/after they step into the pool.
- Look for any fungi and plants with medical properties.
- Suggestion for saving QM Spoons: provides a taggable Aspect ("Medicinally-relevant plants") on Mednin rolls? Max one tag per Mednin roll, number of tags based on the amount we harvest?
- Once Hazou&Noburi have finished studying the pool, Use ES to study the cave itself.
- Start slowly from the edge of the cave, and gently work inward.
- If the cave reacts, makes golems, ect, try to make peaceful contact.
- Brainstorm ideas on how to do this.
- We could.... give them cool rocks?
- Try very gently mingling ES with its domain to communicate. the jutsu give weird impressionist feedback sometimes.
- If necessary, back off and try another approach.
- Brainstorm ideas on how to do this.
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- Kagome: Banshee Fuckers
- Thank him. His recent research hasn't been glamorous, but he's been keeping us all alive, like always.
- Hazō:
- Research:
- DotB: TR150,
full prep, reroll for safety. - DotB: Force Domes.
- Make sure SCs use the pool on infusion days.
- Infuse a TR125 outside the cave to do prep days in.
- DotB: TR150,
- Prep any ideas Hazōpilot has to replicate the pool's effects.
- Examples: Water Rune, Chakra Soothing Rune, Soothing Field Rune
- When Hazoupilot finishes other runes, he can start researching these.
- Examples: Water Rune, Chakra Soothing Rune, Soothing Field Rune
- With free days, research Delayed Explosive Rune (no DotB, no prep) and prep [prep days]
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- Kagome: Banshee Fuckers
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Noumero
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Now Miyuki, on the other hand...
Not even a Clan Head, very sad
Suggestion for a revised research section below. Comments/concerns/word count optimizations welcome!
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- Kagome: Banshee Fuckers
- Thank him. His recent research hasn't been glamorous, but he's been keeping us all alive, like always.
- Hazō:
- Research:
- DotB: TR150,
full prep, reroll for safety. - DotB: Force Domes if "well within", else pivot to Remote Explosion Rune.
- Make sure SCs use the pool on infusion days.
- Infuse a TR125 outside the cave to do prep days in.
- DotB: TR150,
- Prep any ideas Hazōpilot has to replicate the pool's effects.
- Examples: Water Rune, Chakra Soothing Rune, Soothing Field Rune
- With free days,
research Space Stretch (no DotB, no prep)and prep [prep days]
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On that note, could I also suggest that you put a timer on the plan, e.g. "one DotB research cycle"? I've written this research section with that in mind; it would give us the opportunity to look at the candidates we get for replicating the pool and decide which to research, and we can't risk researching any of them in non-DotB tracks for at least the first cycle even if they come back as "well within".
Edit: Cut the "full prep" requirement, since that's now 6 days for us, which is probably more than we need.
Edit edit: Forgot we already learned Space Stretch.
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