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Apocalypse Initiative, or how I learned to stop worrying and to love the precommitment
Apocalypse Initiative, or how I learned to stop worrying and to love the precommitment.

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Two hours before the break of dawn, breakfast, Hagoromo estate.

Ritsuo looked up from his bowl of quietly mewling rice, the low level panic that'd settled deep in his bones shortly after his elevation to Clan Head suddenly spiking. The Will of Fire was sputtering in fits and bursts! The last time this had happened, the Danger had somehow turned hectares of Fire into the depths of Naraka.

Ritsuo fell into a battleshock, manually inspiring several spirits to create their time lengthening ether, before signing his interpretation of the sputtering flicker at the core of Leaf to the operatives stationed in the room for such an eventuality. One sprinted directly towards the tower, as per SOP.

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Half an hour earlier, Gōketsu estate.

Hazō considered the two binders in front of him. His eyes ached. His chakra ached. His beliefs ached. He hadn't slept for two nights now, and he was no longer fully able to hold off the related altered mental state.

One held a future of ruin, of corruption. The other of violence and mania; a desperate declaration that the world would shape itself to Hazō's will, or cease to be.

He gently ran his fingers over the green notebook, the same color as Akane's prefered intensive training undersuit - Jashin, how he missed her. Upon it's front was indented "Apocalypse Initiative".

He wondered which the Hagoromo would prefer.

Hazō shook himself out of his reverie, and rose to his feet. He called out, "Noburi? Can you come in? Sorry for having you wait outside."

Noburi backed into the room, his hands occupied by a massive platter of delectable…. sweet meat pastries? "No problem at all! I was actually a few minutes behind anyways. What's up?"

[Dispel]

Steam rose into the air, and Hazō's stomach began growling. He employed hungry-questioning-eyebrow #4, the varient used for diplomacy with possibly dangerous volatile results… though now that Hazō thought about it, that actually described most forms of diplomacy he engaged in. Unsettling.

Noburi tossed him a pastry in response.

"Did Satsuko take up baking as well?" Hazō demanded merrily, falling into a congenial mood.

"Yuno makes a batch of these every morning she's in town. She takes about half with her to her various commitments, feeding any hungry genin she sees." Noburi paused, clearly waiting for some kind of input.

"..... are you intending me to infer, oh brother of mine that the platter you bear is the other half?"

Noburi grinned, his trap sprung.

"Indeed you were. You fool. You absolute ignoramus."

Hazō pointedly did not change his facial expression.

"Tough crowd." Nob-*Barrel Boy* flicked his wrist, and a Gōketsu standard cord of ten storage seals impacted the table, sliding between the two notebooks that both ninja were deliberately ignoring.

"That's the other half. Yuno paid for cooking lessons in Isan because she wanted to be the foundation of a massive family. Turns out when she got to Leaf, she kept learning."

Hazō nodded, delighted. Yuno was a gem with many hidden facets, and he always had less time to spend with her - and the rest of his family - than he thought. He asked, curious, "Who from? I imagine it wasn't the Akimichi, though now that I think about it that could be a nice birthday present." Hazō took his first bite as Noburi responded. Decadent!

Noburi blinked. "Good idea, and no, it wasn't."

Noburi smilled, a gentler thing this time.

"She really was destined for us, you know. She got to Leaf, and one of the first things she did was find some civilian grannies running a catering service to teach her. She said that the structure of learning kept her calm while she didn't know where the winds were blowing, but honestly? I think she just ran across them and liked them, and they liked her. Taught her the ins and outs of running a kitchen for small events."

"That is so specific but also startlingly impressive."

Noburi shrugged, unbothered by the inturruption. "Yeah, that about sums it up. Anyway! She cooks every day in the Gōketsu kitchens, but the *front hall kitchens*. She's consistent enough that word got around, and a few genin popped in and bugged her for pointers. She refused a couple of times, until Satsuko had the great idea of giving tips to anyone who helped her cook! She already cooked with some other Gōketsu civilians, so it wouldn't be too much of an imposition to have more hands."

Noburi waited a beat before continuing.

Hazō did not question Satsuko offering a suggestion. He refused to think about that today.

"These pastries were cooked by Gōketsu civilians, a Gōketsu ninja, two KEI Genin, an Inuzuka nin while their partner assisted with scrap cleanup. Today we also had a Hyūga in attendance!"

Hazō's brows rose. "Now what's the story there?"

"Long, and ultimately unimportant. If you guess somewhere between crush, honest desire to learn, and taboo desire to use a weapon you might be in the right ballpark."

Hazō's head hurt. He thought of Akane rubbing the base of his neck despite himself. There was no one else he could trust to touch him there, and his body missed the physical release of tension while his heart missed the emotional release of isolation.

He chose not to respond.

"... Right." Noburi continued.

"Anyway, we have a strict no non-Gōketsu bloodline policy in place for obvious reasons, and turns out that the Hyūga actually flicker their bloodline pretty often in busy situations to keep track of everyone. Hyūga, Hinatas sister by the way, Hanabi, lost focus earlier, and ran headfirst into granny Mikoto, knocked her over."

"And there's a reason we're not burning down the Hyūga estate?"

"There is. Hanabi was *beside herself*. She yelled out an apology before activating her Dōjutsu to find me, asking Inuzuka to send their partner for me."

"Interesting."

Noburi's grin faded slightly. "Interesting?"

"Noburi, why didn't she just ask Inuzuka to send her partner? Hanabi created an excuse to use her Dōjutsu in our compound under a guise of unintentionally leaking that our efforts to bridge the gaps have been effective."

Noburi's jaw tensed, then relaxed, accepting he'd been played.
"... Fuck, I completely missed that. Have I ever actually mentioned, in seriousness, that I'm glad you're the one in charge?"


"Once or twice. Anyway, dont think too much about it. This is in the ballpark of what ive been expecting from the Hyūga after my recent advances, though this seems too sloppy to be backed by Hinata and the elders. Hanabi is Hinata's blood sister right? She probably got the clan Heir training as well then - it explains why she'd come up with a three stage plot instead of just waiting for a better opportunity. She knows how to use the tools but has none of the responsibility informing her *when* to." Hazō drummed his fingers on the table in front of him.

"Interesting. I can use this well, I think. Thank you for the story, and thank you for the pastries! They really are good." Hazō's face turned serious.

"It's time, then?" Noburi pulled the water out of his barrel, and deposited it into four equal containers for Hazō to use.

"It's time." Hazō confirmed, before handing the notebook off to Noburi, and summoning his first shadow clone of the day.
 
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"Good morning, Lord Gōketsu," said Aburame Manjirō, rising from his seat as the waiter bowed Hazō through the door. "The Hokage has retained me to serve as your invigilator for special jōnin status in sealing."
Phew. Not Oro.
Despite that, he was still a dangerous soft-style martial artist and widely known as one of the best sealmasters in Leaf.
Got it, he's Cool with a capital C.
Aburame was tight-fisted with his praise and short of patience but he was honest and had no grudge against anyone that Hazō had ever noticed.
Fairness do be nice
Jiraiya had given Hazō barely enough instruction to be counted as an 'also taught by' in Hazō's sealing lineage but Aburame was certainly not going to quibble. It would be the height of rudeness.
It's just a matter of time before we get more instruction from him anyway.
"Hm. You are certainly...driven. Most students put in at least a decade before they feel comfortable testing, but here we are already."
We are not most students, sir. We are Gōketsu.
They were meeting in a private room at Aburame's favorite tea house
That shows trust that we won't blow it up by mixing up the second and fourth nodes to the Kanagawa dislocator. It's always the Kanagawa dislocator.
"Wrong," Aburame said, leaning forward, his beaky nose protruding. "The list of terms stops at page forty."

"Oh, you have a first edition?"
Hahahaha I love them and I hope we get to meet this old genius again for more of this
Jiraiya was not the first of Leaf's sealmasters, but he was the first to actually collect all the available sealing lore, strip out the garbage and erroneous parts, organize what remained, and publish it in a form that other sealmasters could use for teaching. Before him, seal instruction in Leaf had been done using whatever random notes your clan's lineage of sealmasters had cobbled together. The quality varied a lot, as did the organization. Many of the terms used in Leaf's modern seal theory had been standardized by Jiraiya, as had the standard template for research notes. As such, there had been no more appropriate title that Leaf's sealmasters could bestow upon him than 'Scholar'.
This is... admirable. In fact this might be what I admire him for the most.
One time, he stole all the cups in the kitchen and left clues as to where he'd hidden them. When we confronted him he said that he was 'helping with our training as a good Clan Head should do.' Yes, sometimes he could be difficult.
[><] Help with every Gōketsu's training by way of cup theft, as a good Clan Head should do
Aburame did not, or perhaps could not, unbend enough to smile. No, it was undoubtedly just coincidence that when he raised his cup to his lips he held his hand in such a position that it blocked sight of his cheeks and the lower half of his face. And those definitely were not twinkles of amusement in his eyes.
I've only known Aburame Manjirō for five minutes (erm, except that one time we met for the Great Seal discussions iirc) but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in the room and then myself
A half-double-u splitter then? So a u-splitter really. Because in Fire country, chakra splits you!
"And if it's deoseil?"

Hazō wobbled his head in a so-so gesture. "It's debatable. A blitter will work, obviously, but it takes a lot of space in the design. With a deoseil flow (cont.)
I hope this doesn't come off as rude, but shouldn't that be "deosil?"
For the next two hours, Aburame grilled Hazō on scenario after scenario, each one more complex than the one before. The first half were well within Hazō's capacity, but towards the end he was having to struggle. It was when Aburame finally caught him out on an actual mistake that he decided to, as Mari liked to say when she was training them, 'stop dicking around and do it.'
It's good to know where there's progress to be made!
"The tempestuous influence a discordance brings," he said. "Alignment mode across first, second, and third chords is preferred. Alignment dampens interference, reinforces septimal linkage, and entrains supply."
Prophet of the Exam-style 👀
The human's vision orbs occluded themselves several times in rapid succession. It reached into its jacket and pulled out a blank scroll and some charcoal upon which it started scribbling frantically.

He waited calmly while the apparently-damaged human made multitudinous messy marks. It took several minutes to do so.
We veered so far from "respect your elders" it's ridiculous. That said, looks like this is a genius solution and I love those.
Humor was heavily rooted in the Paint, and it was hard to keep track of while keeping one eye Out
Two lessons: one, reality is not funny (boo). Two, it will be easier to fool creatures of the Out we may meet if we lie to them by way of jokes.
I see EJ is having fun inventing new words for this update.
Had an inkling jellicle and tosurent weren't new, and they were indeed used in the past (but only to grill Harumitsu, the second best apprentice in the world) :)
Oh yeah? First I've heard of him.
We never saw him a lot, but we met in Chapter 487, where he shot down a foolish Hyūga sealsmith who complained about the Great Seal interfering with the war effort, and then we paid through the nose in Chapter 525 so he'd train Harumitsu in our absence.
 
This chapter increased my respect for Jiraiya even more. I didn't know just how fundamental he was for the Leaf art of sealcrafting. It pretty much didn't exist as a unified art before him. This of course makes the genius of both Jiraiya and Orochimaru even greater, since they didn't even have any clans that could provide halfway good material for self-study (except maybe Sarutobi?) and sealsmithing is not friendly to novice trial and error.

"The tempestuous influence a discordance brings," he said.
Hello there, Yoda.

"Very well," the human said. "Let's move on. Propose a design for the following..."
So after that, how many questions did he sneak in motivated by learning something to pass on to younger Aburame sealsmiths?

There were a whole lot of sealmasters that he had been desperately hoping would not be chosen. Aburame was tight-fisted with his praise and short of patience but he was honest and had no grudge against anyone that Hazō had ever noticed.
What ninja rank did Manjirō achieve anyway? Does the tester have to be at least special jōnin himself? If yes, then there being multiple potential choices even after you exclude Orochimaru either bodes well or is a sign of the dilution of the rank, at least in this particular specialization.

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Do we have anything in particular people want to do until then?
Continue researching the Fourth's seals. Somewhere in there necromancy was supposed to be our highest priority.

As for a more adventure-y thing, Asuma wanted to give us a mine ruining mission.
 
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[X] Action Plan: Economic War Council

Word Count: 299
  • Sanity-check with Mari/Kei.
  • Scene: Meeting with Mari/Kei/Noburi/Gaku/Kagome/Haru/Atomu
    • We have a way to get a ton money. How can we use this to help uplift and/or our clan?
    • Caution:
      • We have to be careful not to wreck Leaf.
      • Economic growth:
        • In peacetime, economic power lets us order more ninja to do till and fills. How do we turn this into prosperity?
        • Finish the road quickly using Noburi, lots of chunin and mobile force walls to level MARI roads after casting?
        • Use the fertility jutsu on all the farms near the road?
        • Setup storage seal banks that rotate their contents regularly between cities (cargo and mail)?
        • Hire crafts/business people/KEI ninja to work with TH people to make jutsu for peaceful applications?
        • Can we use our economic power to get food and jutsu from the 7th path? Make market research to talk with summons?
        • We have cheap ore. Would it be useful to expand metals production?
    • Information warfare:
      • Start our own large scale propaganda efforts to get people onboard with Uplift?
      • What is the reaction to the Akane seal bank?
    • Grow ninja power:
      • Are there other supplies that would be useful to provide via the seal bank?
      • Should we hire sealing masters and start a sealing school for seal smiths that focuses on safety?
      • Is there a way we could use money to increase to power/survivability of current clan members? Are there holes in our current capabilities lineup?
      • Should we bid more for adoption tickets?
    • Offscreen:
      • Hire TH to work on improving the fertility jutsu for large scale use.
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We've got money. Let's figure out how to use it in the most productive way and include our fellow clan members rather than just deciding without their input.
 
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[X] Action Plan: I am Iron Man

Word Count: 202
  • Optimize with Mari/Kei/Snowflake
  • Iron
    • Give Iron ore to the Tower to help with the iron shortage.
    • Master Blacksmith
      • Ask him to try ES-iron ore and give feedback. Make it clear we can get him more.
      • Commission a new spear from him, for Yuuma.
        • (Meta-Goal: A spear so good that it has invokable Aspects related to its craftsmanship)
  • Atomu
    • You're an experienced ninja. Draft up a list of top five items every ninja should have in the field, get it approved by Mari, and then work with Mio about incorporating care packages containing those items into the Akane Seal Bank
      • (intent: care packages will be available upon request).
  • Mari:
    • What are the first impressions about the Akane Seal Bank?
    • In your opinion, as an experienced jonin, how can we leverage our money to improve the survivability of our (Gōketsu in particular and Leaf more generally)?
    • ninja? We're already commissioning Yuuma a better spear, but what else? Buying more of a THer's time? Buying training from other jonin? Buying jutsu from other clans? Getting a THer to make a good suicide attack jutsu for the FOOMers?
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Honestly not my favorite of the plans, but it's trying to make our ninja more survivable.
 
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[X] Action Plan: Money CAN win elections
Word Count: 246
  • Scene: Meeting with Mari/Haru/Kei
    • We have a way to get a ton of money. How can we best use this to help get the average ninja onboard with uplift?
    • What's the reaction to the Akane seal bank?
    • Should we hire a theater trope? More than one?
    • Could we make an uplift festival with prizes for civilian and ninja contributions to common good?
    • Is there something we could do with the Nara printing presses?
    • Is the church of Youth successful enough/aligned enough to be helpful to work with?
    • Could we successfully influence other villages in an uplift direction?
    • Should we bid more on adoption tickets?
  • It's possible to share ninja magic. What would this mean to people?
    • The Akane seal bank was founded on the principle that the right seal can help people do what they otherwise could not.
    • What would be the ideological impact of a civilian usable storage seal?
    • Burning sand macerators are as deadly as directional explosives, but they can be used over a hundred times. Could this make civilian trappers actually useful for chakra beast reduction efforts if we scaled up supply?
    • It's possible the trigger could be used to make civilian usable explosive seals. Should we be worried about civilian sucide bombers if we make civilian usable seals?
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Other people have run smear attacks on us. Why not use money to sway public opinin in a good way? Make plays where dastardly villain ninjas abuse civilians while good ninjas treat them with respect. Make books where a cunning civilian love interest helps a dumb but strong ninja hero save the day. Make a festival that celebrates ninja contributions to the community... and also civilian ones. Subsidize the printing of uplift aligned books that already exist so that they are read more commonly. Buy books for the library that show civilians as people. Create a cultural revolution which leaks into other villages.

Bid more on adoption tickets and see if anyone bites.

See if we can blur the distinction between civillian and ninja to make it harder to see them as other.
 
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[X] Action Plan: Every Dog has it's day
Word Count: 300
  • Sanity-check with Mari/Kei.
  • Scene: Dog summons/Gōketsu get to know each other
    • (fate point retroactive?) Hazo lets the Gōketsu know in advance that they are getting some very special guests.
    • Hazo summons as many dogs as he can and lets them wander around the compound talking with people.
    • The Gōketsu are encouraged to get to know the dogs/the 7th path and vis-versa.
    • A competition is held, with prizes for the dogs and people with the best ideas for how the Gōketsu clan could help the dogs and how the dogs could help the humans.
    • If it goes well, similar events are planned for the Toads, Condors and possibly Pangolins.
  • Scene: Cannai
    • The human path is very different than the 7th path.
      • The smartest humans think that there are less humans each year. You think the lack of hope is part of why ninja life is so brutal.
      • Most ninja spend most of their time fighting mindless, chakra empowered beasts. It's by far the thing that kills them.
      • It's even worse for civilians. When asked what would help civilians the most, the great healing sage immediately said more or less "wall to keep them from getting eaten".
    • How can we make this better?
      • Are there any jutsu that the Dogs would be willing to share that might help fight these monsters?
      • You can't learn Dog jutsu, but you know someone who could.
      • We have jewels and can get gold. Are there any clans in the 7th path who might be willing to trade for jutsu that could help?
      • If we can get food, we can have people live together behind walls. Is there any clan that we could trade with for food?
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Humanize the humans to the dogs. Find trade goods that they value so we can get food. See if they might be willing to share jutsu that would help fight the chakra beasts. And hang out with a ton of dogs.
 
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[X] Action Plan: Talking to Toads
Word Count: 300
  • Scene: Dinner with Ma, Pa, Noburi, Hazo, Kei, Mari in the Gōketsu compound
    • Have a nice meal together. Make the food as good as possible and get Noburi's advice on what to serve.
      • Eventually point out that they are super powerful, respected in their clan. They have access to the 7th path trade network and are probably rich enough to buy just about anything they want.
      • You would like to know what drives them. What is at the core of what they do? And what does someone who has everything desire?
      • The human path is very different than the 7th path.
        • The smartest humans think that there are less humans each year. You think the lack of hope is part of why ninja life is so brutal.
        • Most ninja spend most of their time fighting mindless, chakra empowered beasts. It's by far the thing that kills them the most.
        • It's even worse for civilians. When asked how to help, the great healing sage immediately said more or less "a wall to keep them from getting eaten".
      • We are driven by "uplift"
        • We want a future where things get better.
        • We want to keep our people safe from the monsters.
        • We want civilians to become treated as well as ninja.
      • Do they have any advice on how we can make our world better?
        • We are trying to build those walls (and roads), but our method is strongly limited via the chakra of the caster if they can be refilled.
        • Most of our civilians spend all of their time farming to get enough food not to starve. However, a jutsu was published that make crops grow more. We are trying to fund it's use.
        • They are extremely wise. Do they have any ideas?
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Did you know that the toad sages are S rank TH people? I found that out yesterday. They also have massive chakra pools and a trick that (probably) allows rapid refilling of said massive reserves.

They could potentially massively improve the fertility jutsu, create custom jutsu that might vastly improve genin survivability and would be extremely good at MARI style projects... if they cared to. Right now, they don't. So let's build a personal connection and try to see if there's anything we can offer them that might motivate them to use their awesome power to help.
 
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In peacetime, economic power lets us order more ninja to do till and fills
Again, factually wrong.
Finish the road quickly using Noburi, lots of chunin and mobile force walls to level MARI roads after casting?
Asuma won't allow that many ninja off the combat roster for that length of time.
Setup storage seal banks that rotate their contents regularly between cities (cargo and mail)?
Previous issues about ninja activation and a lack if manpower for longterm, dedicated escorts.

Start our own large scale propaganda efforts to get people onboard with Uplift?
This will poke against the Will of Fire's religious monopoly, and thus Asuma's religious authority. No one takes CoY (which was approved by a previous Hokage) or Toadism seriously as religions, which is why they're allowed. Probably best not to head this way.

Should we hire sealing masters and start a sealing school for seal smiths that focuses on safety?
Hazou and/or Kagome would need to sit down and work on the curriculum. That eats away from Necromancy.

Hard disagree.

Should we bid more for adoption tickets?

Iirc, there was a WOG that clans aren't likely to be selling their adoption tickets. KEI is still figuring out how they're going to deal with it, so they're unlikely to give out more than the legally required two. This seems like a waste of time.

Scene: A Hazo shadow clone to goes fishing with a Naruto shadow clone and they talk about loss.

I have 0 interest in reading this scene.

[X] Action Plan: I am Iron Man

Word Count: 202
  • Optimize with Mari/Kei/Snowflake
  • Iron
    • Give Iron ore to the Tower to help with the iron shortage.
    • Master Blacksmith
      • Ask him to try ES-iron ore and give feedback. Make it clear we can get him more.
      • Commission a new spear from him, for Yuuma.
        • (Meta-Goal: A spear so good that it has invokable Aspects related to its craftsmanship)
  • Atomu
    • You're an experienced ninja. Draft up a list of top five items every ninja should have in the field, get it approved by Mari, and then work with Mio about incorporating care packages containing those items into the Akane Seal Bank
      • (intent: care packages will be available upon request).
  • Mari:
    • What are the first impressions about the Akane Seal Bank?
    • In your opinion, as an experienced jonin, how can we leverage our money to improve the survivability of our (Gōketsu in particular and Leaf more generally)?
    • ninja? We're already commissioning Yuuma a better spear, but what else? Buying more of a THer's time? Buying training from other jonin? Buying jutsu from other clans? Getting a THer to make a good suicide attack jutsu for the FOOMers?
  • Continue working on Minato's Seals

Sure, I'm okay with this.

[X] Action Plan: I am Iron Man
 
Again, factually wrong.

Asuma won't allow that many ninja off the combat roster for that length of time.

Previous issues about ninja activation and a lack if manpower for longterm, dedicated escorts.


This will poke against the Will of Fire's religious monopoly, and thus Asuma's religious authority. No one takes CoY (which was approved by a previous Hokage) or Toadism seriously as religions, which is why they're allowed. Probably best not to head this way.


Hazou and/or Kagome would need to sit down and work on the curriculum. That eats away from Necromancy.

Hard disagree.



Iirc, there was a WOG that clans aren't likely to be selling their adoption tickets. KEI is still figuring out how they're going to deal with it, so they're unlikely to give out more than the legally required two. This seems like a waste of time.



I have 0 interest in reading this scene.



Sure, I'm okay with this.

[X] Action Plan: I am Iron Man
Alright. Point by point.

1. There is some maximum amount of ninja that Asuma that Asuma will allow to take till and fills. Let's call that X. There is zero indication we have hit X already. Until such time, the more money = more till and fills point stands. Also, I would point out them being heavily taxed actually means Asuma might like them happening. At least up to a point.

2. If we can't spare a single ninja squad checking up on our nearby population centers every few days.... How the heck are we collecting taxes from them? This objection makes no sense to me. I believe they are already common routes and leaving an elderly genin or disabled person to run the shop would not be particularly hard.

3. There are plenty of ways to spread uplift that don't conflict with WoF. The play of "Habanero, Protector of Leaf" which features a strong civilian female co-star who saves our ninja hero from a dire fate using her sharp wits... No conflict. Mari could come up with lots of ways to walk that line.

4. Just about everyone has a price for things that aren't part of their core identity. If you raise the offer enough, I am pretty sure you could find takers.

5. That's ok. Other people have and I often vote for plans that I only mostly like.

6. Speaking of... Didn't you make a precommitment to vote for all plans with "continue the Minato seal chain?". I specifically added it for you guys but only one of you has only voted for one of the plans.
 
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