Marked for Death QM's be like

Chapter title: Doom and destruction fall upon the Painted World; may Jashin have mercy on us all
Chapter summary: Double date with Akane and Ino, sealing advancements, positive vibes

Chapter title: hehe oops
Chapter summary: Bad stuff happened. This is all your fault! You done FUCKED UP!
 
Since this is the last time I can say this here safely for a week...

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
I found this hilarious, especially the edit itself. +2 XP to a PC of your choice, chosen by 1d4 if you don't choose in 24 hours.
Thank you and sorry a- (almost had me there) once more. Uuuuhm I hardly keep up with the meta, as a new-ish addition to the hivemind and thousands of pa- of screens filled with players' ar- with bickers and debates to read thro- to read top to bottom for the teeniest idea of what is really happeni- in the works, (involved-)player-side.
People seem to like it when Hazō trains. As I understand it, Hazō needs XP to train, and if he has eno- if he has sufficient XP, he saves the world, potentially several worlds.
That seems important. I like persistent worlds. I would not like them to be eaten by a... a monster that eats concepts and adventurers.
Hazō is an important person.
If Orochimaru turns out to be Hazō and steals the XP, I suppose we simply were not paranoid en- DAMMIT. Paranoid in adequate quality.

Edit: now armed with other players' knowle- know-how, most kindly provided, I believe Noburi the yet Shadowless should benefit from this boon. If it is possible at all to retract my first belief, of course. Wouldn't want to cause problems.
 
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Marked for Death QM's be like

Chapter title: Doom and destruction fall upon the Painted World; may Jashin have mercy on us all
Chapter summary: Double date with Akane and Ino, sealing advancements, positive vibes

Chapter title: hehe oops
Chapter summary: Bad stuff happened. This is all your fault! You done FUCKED UP!
Surprise is the [-]oated sauce that encoura[-]es the playerbase to [-]et [-]ood
 
Hagoromo nodded, then faced Hazō again. "I trust Harumitsu's evaluation, because despite your neglect, I have watched him study and grow in his skills. He struggled honestly and fairly to extract wisdom from the different teachers you saddled him with, and he has found ways to learn on his own when there was no one to help him, even as an immature apprentice. That he has these skills are a testament to his ability and dedication, not yours."
Sharp ton7ue wa7s to little purpose.

7reat chapter! Mari's 7enin will be little social and 7enjutsu monsters. Tau7ht with the sincerity of a second chance, they will mend the brid7e to Kei if all else fails.
 
Thank you and sorry a- (almost had me there) once more. Uuuuhm I hardly keep up with the meta, as a new-ish addition to the hivemind and thousands of pa- of screens filled with players' ar- with bickers and debates to read thro- to read top to bottom for the teeniest idea of what is really happeni- in the works, (involved-)player-side.
People seem to like it when Hazō trains. As I understand it, Hazō needs XP to train, and if he has eno- if he has sufficient XP, he saves the world, potentially several worlds.
That seems important. I like persistent worlds. I would not like them to be eaten by a... a monster that eats concepts and adventurers.
Hazō is an important person.
If Orochimaru turns out to be Hazō and steals the XP, I suppose we simply were not paranoid en- DAMMIT. Paranoid in adequate quality.
So far, basically everyone offers Noburi the free XP. This is because Noburi is the one character who lacks the FOOM XP-multiplier, and we don't want to leave him behind!
 
Sharp ton7ue wa7s to little purpose.
Fuckface was tryin[-] to praise Harumitsu while de[-]radin[-] Hazou. Harumitsu has an amount of influence within the Zealot Clan, and Fuckface is probably displeased that Harumitsu likes Hazou.

@Paperclipped did Hazou introduce Harumitsu to the other clan members, and if so, does Hazou think Harumitsu had a friendly impression of them?
 
Do we have enou_h sealin_ notes XP to up_rade Sealin_? Because then it's probably _ood to add it to the trainin_ plan.
Woah, this is cool.
 
Surprise is the [-]oated sauce that encoura[-]es the playerbase to [-]et [-]ood
Surprise is the bloated sauce that encourades the playerbase to wet food? ("To encourade" of course a new word formation in reference to the sardine-like fish encountered in the vicinity of small French town of Le Croisic, the "courade").
Surprise that this is not, in fact, sardine, fills us with curiosity and in the same fell swoop drives us to try that delicious sea soup which is a tourist attraction.
Your obfuscation most Oulipian is no match for this thread's much vaunted sleuth-related prowess!
 
I just find curious that some of clansman of Lord fuckcafce 2's clan where openly friendly towards Hazō.
 
DO NOT USE THE LETTER "G" OR ANY WORD THAT CONTAINS THE LETTER "G" IN YOUR POSTS

PLEASE SEARCH FOR (Ctrl + F) / ( + F) AND REMOVE ALL INSTANCES OF "G" BEFORE YOU POST TO REDUCE XP LOSS.

As of 7PM EST (if I have posted correctly, 5 minutes after this post) the letter "G" is banned in this thread. Any use of the letter "G" in your posts will result in 1XP deducted from Hazou's character sheet, per use. This ban will last until the update which is scheduled on Thursday (12/01/22). IF THE UPDATE DOES NOT POST ON THURSDAY THE BAN MAY WELL STILL BE IN EFFECT. DO NOT ASSUME THE BAN IS ENDED BECAUSE THURSDAY HAS PASSED.

Details:
  • A post can cost more than 1XP. If you say "haggling", Hazou loses 3XP.
  • Cheap attempts to avoid "G" DO count. Unicode or other characters that look like a "G" loses XP for Hazou.
  • Usernames do not count. You can say "eaglejarl said this" without malus XP for Hazou.
  • Quotes do not count. You can quote the text of someone who used "G" without malus XP for Hazou.
  • You can use "G" on Discord. This applies only to the Marked for Death thread on the SufficientVelocity forums.
I will post a variant of this (sans the FORBIDDEN LETTER) repeatedly over the course of this seal failure in order to remind people about the situation and the effective solution.

DO NOT USE THE LETTER "G" OR ANY WORD THAT CONTAINS THE LETTER "G" IN YOUR POSTS

PLEASE SEARCH FOR (Ctrl + F) / ( + F) AND REMOVE ALL INSTANCES OF "G" BEFORE YOU POST TO REDUCE XP LOSS.
 
I just find curious that some of clansman of Lord fuckcafce 2's clan where openly friendly towards Hazō.
Probably they don't care much for politics, or they are so used to Ritsuo's antics of omnidirectional opposition that they Really Could Not Care Less about one feud more.
Also, they may not be able to comfortably oppose a Clan Lord on their own, as opposed to their Clan's Lord who enjoys a similar (and frankly much more respected) status. We also see that Harumitsu does not consider civilians when the discussion calls for all people to be encompassed - this prejudice is widespread in the Fuckface Clan, so that civilians known to Hazō in this clique may well have only limited if not minimal awareness of, say, who he is past "a ninja and Clan Lord", or of the feud.
 
Fuckface was tryin[-] to praise Harumitsu while de[-]radin[-] Hazou. Harumitsu has an amount of influence within the Zealot Clan, and Fuckface is probably displeased that Harumitsu likes Hazou.
My view, his insults were on point but he failed to convert them into somethin7 useful. Did he say anythin7 that he could not have said to Harumitsu in private to equal effect? All he did is let us know.
None of this justifies 'we need to be miles away and train only via Shadow Clone', therefore it kills you and destroys Leaf.
Is there a security word that means hi7h security with the forbidden letter removed but low security without it removed? What about doin7 it on a hot day but feedin7 the precast zone with ice until it reaches critical mass?
 
[] Train Hazou : Improve both scribe skills
[X] XP to Spend Akane: My partner is a WMD
 
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The Zero-G effect has now kicked in. The seventh letter (g) is forbidden in post text.

Hazō has experienced a seal failure! The effect of this failure is a loss of skill and memory, but the players have an opportunity to make it less bad. From now until the next update (the one scheduled for December 1, 2022) drops, any use of the seventh letter in a player post will cause Hazō to lose 1 XP. This will be recorded on his character sheet as a sub-zero XP award in column T.

We do NOT include the standardized text that comes at the bottom of your post, the part that shares a name with when you scribble your name on a document.
We do NOT include usernames.
We do NOT include QM posts, direct or quoted.
We do NOT include troll posts, which are posts that we (the QMs) define as people posting solely in order to penalize Hazō.
And, of course, we do NOT include Discord. Feel free to use all the letters when typing in Discord.

If someone wants to be dickish and/or rules lawyer / game the system and they wish to ask "Will this count?", then the answer will be FAAFO.


EDIT (ironically): Due to some players going back and editing their posts in order to remove the forbidden letter, we have had to institute a "No edits, no deletes" policy. Any player post we see that has been edited will be assumed to have had Gs removed. It will count as -10 XP on top of the -1 for every G that still remains. We'll make an exception for editing 'infrastructure' posts such as votes, plans, SC XP, sealing XP, and other things that would reasonably have been edited for non-G-related purposes. Those posts do still need to avoid the forbidden letter.

If we believe that a post has been deleted, that will also be -10 XP.

We recognize that this will seem annoying to some people. We understand that, but it's not a whim on the part of the QMs because we don't want you to have fun. It's the effect of a seal failure; it's supposed to have consequences.
 
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On a less [FORBIDDEN LETTER] matter, does anyone else feel that we should nip the Uchiha Minori situation in the bud before certain others become involved? She's 12 and I feel that this is the sort of situation that will lead to BAD ENDS everywhere, in and out of thread.
I just want more Sasuke bro moments. I'll commit to any plan that has this as a scene. I also want more Harumitsu scenes but I can't have it all. I actually feel really bad about how his apprenticeship went even if circumstances were out of our control. I'd like to make it up to him.
 
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