Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Location
- Europe
So another Kurosawa?
- Location
- Yes.
Don't be ridiculous, a bloodline that gives bonus XP is the way to go!
Noumero
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No, no, biosealing-assisting, not sealing-assisting. You know, that discipline which is
That's silly, why take but one thing we could graft onto ourselves with biosealing in place of biosealing? Once we find a hidden stash of Arikada's notes and deliberately cause a poorly-controlled biosealing failure to give ourselves an Out-contaminated secondary information-processing organ, we'll have all the bonus XP we'll ever need.Don't be ridiculous, a bloodline that gives bonus XP is the way to go!
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- Location
- Italy
It must be a Leaf-nin for the Shadow Clones+Chakra transfer path to S-rank.
Noumero
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I still think playing as an escaped Orochimaru experiment would be an interesting idea.
- Location
- Yes.
OROCHIMARU VICTIM: *slowly oozes out of Konoha*
- Location
- Under a Rock
I say our next character should be totally averse to anything resembling a social relationship.
Basically, murder-hoboing is what we are good at, so a murder-hobo is what we should play.
Basically, murder-hoboing is what we are good at, so a murder-hobo is what we should play.
- Location
- Yes.
Murder-hoboing requires a lot of social interaction.
We should be a lighthouse.
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
It does have its merits. You'll have Alertness through the roof, and a Deceit build will wreck everything.
- Location
- Italy
No, the only fair choice is Itachi Uchiha as it's his fault we ended into this mess, we'll be his personal Hivemind!Ghost and scream at him until he resurrects Hazou, then we'll return to our rightful place and conquer the Out!
- Location
- Yes.
- Location
- Book Fort
- Pronouns
- They/Them
Break our way out and give Asuma a stroke.
(side note, I have a job interview in a little bit, wish me luck!)
- Location
- Yes.
Great idea!
[X] Action Plan: The Next Great Adventure
- Jump into the afterlife portal, and start exploring the forest.
- Try moving NW of your position to where the BotG was, maybe we'll find Jiraiya there!
- Use the portal's position, as well as the 'position' of Daizen's death/rebirth, to determine cardinal direction.
- Don't worry if the portal closes, you can always make another!
- Location
- Potato land
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Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Hm... the last scion of a clan whose members are capable of stealing the power (read: Gain % of target's XP and talent) of those they kill, the rest of their clan hunted down by an alliance, set on the continent to the east? That way we can have fun with starting out small and eventually have fun being stronk quite quickly.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
No more spreadsheets...
No more politics...
Small cast of characters to keep track of...
On another continent so not much involvement with all the issues we've been dealing with...
All the punching I could ask for...
Hm.
Y'all might want to be careful how much you talk this up, because it's sounding pretty darn good. Like, temptingly good. And I never actually announced that I was returning to simulationism...
No more politics...
Small cast of characters to keep track of...
On another continent so not much involvement with all the issues we've been dealing with...
All the punching I could ask for...
Hm.
Y'all might want to be careful how much you talk this up, because it's sounding pretty darn good. Like, temptingly good. And I never actually announced that I was returning to simulationism...
- Location
- Yes.
faflec.reaction.
- Location
- Italy
On the other hand, if we surpass this obstacle, you could have Akane and Hazou, a S-ranker punching duo the likes the world has never seen(If we don't count Tsunade and Jiraiya), just imagine....
Akane and Hazou punching the spreadsheets and politics until the don't exist anymore...
Akane and Hazou punching the big cast of characters until they become a small cast of Uplift....
Don't you want to write Akane punching the Amaterasu out of Itachi, while screaming "Hazou is mine to protect!"? Or Hazou punching everyone until they stop WW4?
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Noumero
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Note how well it scales! As it is now, once we get enough power, we'll be incentivized to only use it as a deterrent while reshaping society via spreadsheets and politicking. With a Soulstealer bloodline, we'll instead be incentivized to assassinate S-rankers to get more power, and then go further and start hunting Tailed Beasts and other inhuman abominations. We'll be murder-hoboing all the way until we amass enough power to reshape the world Pain-style!
Man, I can see what you mean about the temptation...
- Location
- The Maple Syrup Mountains
Actually, there's not much spreadsheet beyond the QM's "whatever I feel like the 'numbers' to be". Beside how much politics did we get in beside the upcoming tension with the hokage?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
No Kagome or Keiko, either, though.