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So catastrophic level explosions: tie 10 prepped implosion seals to a PMYF containing a stupid box. Throw with a kunai from 2k feet in the air. This fills the effected area with 1. A huge ass explosion and 2. Superheated oil.

It's also practically undetectable until it explodes.

This is a very flashy explosion, perfect as a distraction while Hazou uses the pang jutsu to hollow out the supports for the bridge over like 5 turns.
 
So catastrophic level explosions: tie 10 prepped implosion seals to a PMYF containing a stupid box. Throw with a kunai from 2k feet in the air. This fills the effected area with 1. A huge ass explosion and 2. Superheated oil.

It's also practically undetectable until it explodes.

This is a very flashy explosion, perfect as a distraction while Hazou uses the pang jutsu to hollow out the supports for the bridge over like 5 turns.

Doesn't kill rock ninja burrowed in the ground waiting to ambush Hazo.
 
Even if we wanted to do a ground assault, there's little cause to do it personally. Earth clones can use earth jutsu as well as anyone.
 
Okay, resources we should request from Asuma for the mission:
  • A supply of bright flash seals, or alternately a ninja capable of such a technique. Preferably blinding-level of light. Doesn't matter if it includes heat or not.
  • A supply of earthquaking seals. Not high level, breaking the earth level -- just enough to confuse an earth jutsu. Similar above: ninjutsu are reasonable option too.
    • These are to be used if necessary; they're a contingency for if our primary plan options don't work, to blind ninja using earth-sensing techniques.
  • Probably other seals I'll be real there's lots.
  • The ability to use skywalkers. The mission would be expedited significantly by high-altitude midnight bombing.
Things we should do:
  • Remind Kagome that he was just given carte blanche (do the carte blanche dance kagome!!) -- within reason -- on resources to requisition from Konoha, including seals.
  • Get Kagome to create universal breaching tool sealkits with his clusterbomb design he showed us a while ago, instead showering Flash seals, Earbusters, and macerators filled with noxious things everywhere. Include explosives too, of course, on a slightly-longer timer, to destroy the seals. These will be used in egress if necessary. To be shared with others on the mission as he decides, balancing usability with OPSEC.
 
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Some initial thoughts on skyslider objections.

"How would that even work?" Mari asked. "A shuriken big enough to ride on? It would be too heavy to throw, and how could you throw it while sitting on it? Even if you could, the spinning would make you dizzy and you wouldn't be able to see down. Plus, wind spirits don't like to support larger objects."

Then it won't be a shuriken or anything that spin, since it will make ninja dizzy. Wind spirits don't like 'heavy' object rather than big objects? I am not really sure on aerodynamic.

"And kites can't lift a person," Noburi said. "Seriously, dude. There has literally never been a case of a kite lifting a person, no matter how big the kite is. Are you thinking of using seals on it?"

It doesn't need to lift. It needs to float, and do forward motion.


"...Look, just get some carpenters and people who know about kites and put them on the project, okay? Figure out a reasonable rate and pay it. Oh, and keep this quiet for now. I don't want anyone else scooping us. Make sure they do their work away from prying eyes."

I don't care about some other guy stealing Hazo's idea, but rock-nin stealing the idea.

Then again, I do care about Hazo getting the credit he deserved.

"So, basically, you're going to pay a bunch of civilians to fly kites for a couple months with no need for them to ever actually produce anything."


As mentioned before, generous reward for actually making it work and figuring things out, including and up to adoption into the clan. Another poster suggested that Hazo will be the BIG BRAIN and motivator/manager for the project, including learning the details that they're facing.
 
I don't care about the broader geopolitics; it's nice to just blow things up and not worry about the implications

On that front, though: this is pretty much an act of war against the sovereign territory of Grass, right? Are they an ally of ours, or just a currently non-hostile neighbour?
Should we assume that, while the actual culprit will be absolutely obvious to everyone, we should avoid being directly seen by the Rock ninja? Or, are we doing this blatantly, as a show of force?
If the former, could this mission be accomplished more effectively by undermining the bridge support with a pangolin?
 
On that front, though: this is pretty much an act of war against the sovereign territory of Grass, right? Are they an ally of ours, or just a currently non-hostile neighbour?
Should we assume that, while the actual culprit will be absolutely obvious to everyone, we should avoid being directly seen by the Rock ninja? Or, are we doing this blatantly, as a show of force?
If the former, could this mission be accomplished more effectively by undermining the bridge support with a pangolin?
Yes, that's one of the things I will fix. Grass is an ally, so this has to be absolutely stealth.

EDIT: Also, try not to kill any Grass ninja if it can be avoided.
 
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Something very ballsy that Asuma could do is to inform Tsunade of a pox outbreak in the contingent renting Leaf land and let her just... go treat them. That's a sannin-level show of force.
Yes, that's one of the things I will fix. Grass is an ally, so this has to be absolutely stealth.

EDIT: Also, try not to kill any Grass ninja if it can be avoided.
I would imagine that there is some level of realpolitik between ninja nations about things like this -- that some level of sabotage like this is expected, if not exactly encouraged or allowed. My mental simulation of the actors involved is that if Grass know-knows (as opposed to suspects by who benefits) that Leaf did it, they'll demand concessions, but won't exactly change diplomatic status with Leaf. Is this estimation of the actors' statuses accurate according to Hazou's beliefs?
 
Grass is an ally, so this has to be absolutely stealth.

Okay, so this sets us some parameters.

Physicists, psychopaths and faflecs in the class, do we have an estimate for how an explosive seal rates in terms of energy generated? According to this link, a magnitude 7.0 earthquake is equivalent to about 200,000 tons of TNT. Do we think that we could simulate an earthquake by setting off 0.01 milliRadvics of explosive seals, positioned effectively by pangolin or tunneling jutsu?

I think this is a good plan because (1) we can pretend innocence, and because (2) it is similar in theme to the "sinkholes" that fucked us.
 
I would imagine that there is some level of realpolitik between ninja nations about things like this -- that some level of sabotage like this is expected, if not exactly encouraged or allowed. My mental simulation of the actors involved is that if Grass know-knows (as opposed to suspects by who benefits) that Leaf did it, they'll demand concessions, but won't exactly change diplomatic status with Leaf. Is this estimation of the actors' statuses accurate according to Hazou's beliefs?
Somewhat? If it looks like an accident, that's the best. If it's clearly sabotage then they will suspect it's Leaf and relations will become marginally more guarded but no serious impact. If they can prove that it's Leaf then they might break the alliance and change to fully supporting Grass. Or, possibly, activate the mutual-defense treaty among the minor nations, in which case all if them would attack Fire. This outcome is strongly dispreferred, so please avoid it.

I'm fixing the chapter with that info
 
Some thought about the mission/ questions to ask Asuma.

1) We need information, anything related to Rock capabilities in sensing/protecting hard targets in Asuma possession would be useful.
2)Political landscape in Grass would also be useful, if there is some clan in Grass whose Modus Operandi we can imitate while destroying the bride it would be useful, especially if said clan is anti-Leaf(This would tied Grass to Leaf even strongly).
3)RoE with Rock-nin/Grass-nin? Who can we kill? Who would Asuma prefer dead? We can't promise anything, but if We have the occasion, we could also blow the bride when people(for example Rock Nin) are passing through it, making this an Assassination+Demolition mission....or wait and blow the bride when no one is on it.
This would also make the Grass/Rock relationship even worse if we can pin this on Grass.
4)Possible secondary targets? Places we can strike to distract Rock from guarding the bridge? Places we can attack if there is the possibility?
5) Someone to be wary of?(Ex.S-Ranker/High-Jonin that could be there)
6) If deniability is of the utmost importance, he could also order some ninja on a diplomatic mission to Grass, blow the bridge when they are there and then use Skywalkers to survive, then use the incident to take concessions from Grass and Rock for the "failed assassination of loyal Leaf-nin", or accuse another village, for example Cloud, to try and poison the relationship between Rock and Leaf and their "mutual alliance".
 
Also, if Asuma has some foreign explosive seals blanks, we can copy them and leave those nearby the bridge to pin this on said foreign village, as we know that all sealmasters have their own unique style IIRC(But Hazou can simply copy them, NOT infuse them, and leave them on the site), so people would find, for example Cloud/Rock/Grass-Style explosive seals nearby the bridge.
 
Perhaps make it look like Rock was trying to fortify the bridge to prevent it being destroyed and fucked up catastrophically, if we can't make it seem like an unfortunate Earthquake.
 
Some thought about the mission/ questions to ask Asuma.

1) We need information, anything related to Rock capabilities in sensing/protecting hard targets in Asuma possession would be useful.
2)Political landscape in Grass would also be useful, if there is some clan in Grass whose Modus Operandi we can imitate while destroying the bride it would be useful, especially if said clan is anti-Leaf(This would tied Grass to Leaf even strongly).
3)RoE with Rock-nin/Grass-nin? Who can we kill? Who would Asuma prefer dead? We can't promise anything, but if We have the occasion, we could also blow the bride when people(for example Rock Nin) are passing through it, making this an Assassination+Demolition mission....or wait and blow the bride when no one is on it.
This would also make the Grass/Rock relationship even worse if we can pin this on Grass.
4)Possible secondary targets? Places we can strike to distract Rock from guarding the bridge? Places we can attack if there is the possibility?
5) Someone to be wary of?(Ex.S-Ranker/High-Jonin that could be there)
6) If deniability is of the utmost importance, he could also order some ninja on a diplomatic mission to Grass, blow the bridge when they are there and then use Skywalkers to survive, then use the incident to take concessions from Grass and Rock for the "failed assassination of loyal Leaf-nin", or accuse another village, for example Cloud, to try and poison the relationship between Rock and Leaf and their "mutual alliance".
Yes, deniability is the top priority. He doesn't expect you to be able to make it look like an accident (although that would be nice), but don't get caught.

Also, if Asuma has some foreign explosive seals blanks, we can copy them and leave those nearby the bridge to pin this on said foreign village, as we know that all sealmasters have their own unique style IIRC(But Hazou can simply copy them, NOT infuse them, and leave them on the site), so people would find, for example Cloud/Rock/Grass-Style explosive seals nearby the bridge.
KISS. The job is the bridge, nothing more.
 
Hm. The surroundings are made of limestone; how quickly would acid melt the surrounding rock and cause the bridge's abuntments to fall into the ravine? Do we have acid users on tap?
 
I think the simplest and mostly likely plan to succeed is to simply do a nighttime aerial raid on the bridge and make sure that there are no witnesses that survived the battle.

I am a bit dubious by anything more complicated than that, as it provides more opportunities to go wrong.
 
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I agree with using skywalkers to do a nighttime raid and blow the whole thing with SINs or normal implosion seals.
Keep it simple.
 
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Also, we don't want to be identified by anybody who somehow managed to survive the battle? Use masks and don't wear any insignia that would identify us as Leaf.
 
We don't want a battle. Literally collapse the bridge from stealth and GTFO.

Silencing witnessed is irrelevant; any investigating ninja worth a damn are gonna know that ninja were involved in the bridge's destruction, and given that we want to minimize casualties we don't want to be killing the Grass-/Rock-nin anyway.
 
We just need a very big bomb that we drop all the way from the air then.
If they have Skywalkers (and if the Iwa-nin are helping guard the place, which I do expect, they should) an aerial assault becomes extremely risky. It's far safer to get into the forest and send kamikaze Aburame bugs with SINs to destroy the bridge.
 
If they have Skywalkers (and if the Iwa-nin are helping guard the place, which I do expect, they should) an aerial assault becomes extremely risky. It's far safer to get into the forest and send kamikaze Aburame bugs with SINs to destroy the bridge.

Not necessary. Skywalker patrol is logistically expensive(unless they have skytowers). Unless they want to spend ungodly amount guarding that bridge forever.
 
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