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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest

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MadScientist said:
"Disease is caused by tiny living stuff that's too small to see. You can acquire a useful poison that kills a lot of them from mouldy bread."

Done, wordcount: 27. :p
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Note that you need to remove the antennae in order to get chakra mushrooms to cooperate for any reasonable period of time, and it's always safer to make sure the Acid sprayers are removed (or at least blocked off).
 
MMKII said:
I think you can build a few tiers of water filtration with minimal materials and a bit of elbow grease. Boil afterwards to kill all the tinier nasties and I think you have cleaner drinking water than they seem to have here.

Shamelessly mooching off of Fallout 3: A good investment would be some sort of "EN Survival Guide." type book. Something that has instructions on what to do with your average chakra beasts, what plants/fungus are and aren't safe to eat, a smattering of medical knowledge and first aid, how to filter water, set up basic defenses for a village, etc.

We can toss money at the Nara to get it printed en masse.
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Err. Peasants don't know how to read. Cue traveling teacher programs.
 
Well, if there are things that "might have been cows" then it stands to reason that cows exist too. Otherwise you may as well ask why Raichu's touch can cause an Indian Elephant to faint.
 
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MMKII said:
It would really be a genre shift if Bear happened to be the only place on the continent that didn't have any of this weird flora and fauna, and that it was mostly just regular old forrest populated by almost unkillable, A-rank deadly, ten ton chakra bears.
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That sounds like an unusual ecology. Do they exclusively eat each other? XD

Edit: They'd be almost twice as big as an adult elephant, incidentally.
 
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Cariyaga said:
glances at the track record of Missing nin surviving

Hm.

glances at the track record of Missing nin joining another nation

Hmmmm.

Cowardice seems to work out well for us. :p
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Theres surely some fancy pants quote from the Angel without Molasses about how its only cowardice until the other guy is a corpse rotting on some godforsaken battlefield.
 
Is there anything interesting we could do with popping open storage seals with Spine of the Earth? Other than triggering stupid boxes.
 
Hm... is there any way we could presurrize the contents of a storage seal and fill them with oil? Maybe get a bladder of some kind, inflate it with oil and air, then pop the storage seal and bladder with spines of the earth?
 
I wonder if it'd be possible to make a five seal barrier that was only active when a user fed chakra into it. You could stick it on a shield and activate it (making the shield invulnerable and immovable) as needed to block attacks.

Edit: I just had an interesting realization. If 5SB really is immovable, then sound can't go through it because it can't vibrate the barrier. That might be useful.
 
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Lailoken said:
I was about to say, isn't beating Keiko as simple as stupid box + HLaM? She either rings out or roasts.
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You could throw enough of them around to cover the arena, but it would probably take several dozen. She could then get out of the flames by walking in the walls. I'm not sure about heat stroke or smoke inhalation.

Point is, it might be doable with a lot of effort, but it's definitely not easy or simple.
 
That said, covering our enemies in oil and then unsealing a lit torch seems like a fairly effective way to win melee.
 
We could always soak the arena in so much oil that it gets spontaneously invaded by a 21st century world power.

Just spit a lit cigarette (don't actually smoke the damn thing but keep it in your mouth) down before you HLaM the fuck out of there.

TaliesinSkye said:
Might be a little too brutal. We don't want to burn them to death.

Also, I'm not sure how easy covering someone in oil would be.
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If we have access to Macerators its pretty easy.
 
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