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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
TaliesinSkye
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Oh dear. Well, that makes selling being injured easier. Combined with the idea of telling everyone about the blood shield thing it sounds like a workable plan. Although I'm not in favor of hitting on everything with legs, I don't want Hazou to get a reputation. Also, that might put us in an awkward position if some of them said yes and we weren't actually interested in horizontal athletics training.
Do we have any idea if the guy could taste our blood through the buckets and buckets of blood he put out? Because I'm kinda worried about that now.
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Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Well, why not hit on the guys, too, then?
TaliesinSkye
Occasional Editor
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- Northeast Ohio, United States
For all the reasons mentioned?
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- NY
I...don't think that precisely solves the presented problem.
Noumero
Omit Needless Words
Huh, Keiko got access to near-relativistic weaponry somewhere? How did I miss that?
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- NY
[?] Talk nerdy to girls
TaliesinSkye
Occasional Editor
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- Northeast Ohio, United States
Clearly we need to nerd out with Ami now. She's got to be a an RPG fan, right?
HAZOU: Deceit-blocks himself into not doing that. Wins roll due to miserable Empathy.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
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- United States
Wait, that's brilliant! Hazou can lie to himself about how he won the fight, that way he's not lying to others!!!!!!
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- NY
...Deceit can't possibly work like that.
Please tell me it doesn't work like that.
It's a real thing called "self-hypnosis".
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- The Deep Blue Sea
Admittedly, this is the strategy I ended up with when confronted with the same problem, soooo...
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- Yes.
It won't, because it wouldn't be simulationist.
Unless having high Deceit and low Empathy indicates a high capacity for self-delusion. Which could be a thing.
Huh.
OH JASHIN WE TAYLOR HEBERTED OURSELF. ABORT SOCIAL BUILD!
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- The state of Paranoia
Of course she is! What do you think Ryugamine was doing during all those visits?
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- NY
This is making more and more sense by the minute.
I don't like that.
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
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- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
This seems like the only simulationist compliant way forward.
[X] Roomba
Just out of interest, are we doing this before or after Keiko beats us up in the tournament match? Because doing it just before the match would probably be more efficient in terms of time spent hospitalized.
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- UK
This tournament continues to be a lose-lose situation. Either we fight without any of our arsenal and lose, which matter solely because everyone's pretending that these fights mean something and that Hazō is combat-oriented, or we fight with our arsenal and break OPSEC.
It seems we chose the latter, probably because we assumed Jiraiya is smart.
It seems we chose the latter, probably because we assumed Jiraiya is smart.
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- Europe
During the match.
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- Potato land
Again, you joke, but Hazou suddenly declaring his love for Ami during the match would absolutely give us a massive, if brief, psychological advantage.
Dissonance
Luna's Luna
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- Ginnungagap.
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[X] Vecht
Oh yeah, I should vote.
[X] Oneiros
I'm not sure if I'll have time before vote close, though, so.....
[X] Rooster