- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
Of course it didn't. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.I am quite confident we never said that. Links or it didn't happen.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
Some (read:all) sealmasters were likely roped into making a fuckton of skywalkers, and our courier was likely only given exactly one set.
- Location
- Yes.
It took Kagome a month to make the modifications to the (known) Air Dome Seal to produce Skywalkers. It would take Konoha, who has multiple sealmasters, much less time, especially since Jiraiya also has the details on how the Skywalker seals work.
- Location
- Yes.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
No. You dropped Goda off but Akane decided not to go into the city while no friendlies were likely to be awake, preferring instead for the group to go sleep while waiting to check in.
Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
@eaglejarl Excellent update; I thoroughly enjoyed the developments here. Though most of all, I admire your ability to consistently do things like literally telling us you were rolling for combat with Itachi and not be believed.
Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
I don't know if this is real or not and am strongly on the side of "no way," but I feel like I should be updating to "yes, of course it's real, duh."
*shudders*
- Location
- The Deep Blue Sea
Hush, you, you're doing fine.
You assume correctly.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Y'all need to stop doubting me like that. Seriously, would I lie to you? No. Especially not when you're hoping I am. ;>
You've got a busted image there. What was it?
- Location
- Phoenix, AZ
So, I think the plan is dispell (weird that an academy student has skywalkers) and listen. Easy enough. Though, if we get the full voting period, I won't be surprised if we convince ourselves we need to kill the messenger. Genjutsu could probably provide the password response.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
How did Hazou's subconscious know this????
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Location
- Australia
Gate guard is a very desirable position for a compromised agent and a boring though important job for normal ninja.
How the hell is she getting younger while we are talking to her? It is almost certainly Genjutsu and she is probably an assassin because they wouldn't be that obvious if they were planning to leave witnesses.
Damn we are trapped in a vice. If she kill us we lose. If we kill her then suddenly "The missing-nin killed a loyal Konoha ninja messenger".
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- Location
- Australia
OK yeah that makes sense and explains the sky walkers. False alarm.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
No reason not to be appropriately paranoid, though!!
- Location
- Poland, Lublin
okay.
[X] Action Plan: Check, run and Boom.
Gods, i think im paranoic. Check with me guys.
[X] Action Plan: Check, run and Boom.
- Check
- Find out what the message says.
- Get explosives ready.
- Kai.
- Check if potential enemy under a henge. (hide checking if under henge by hitting a shoulder or something. Maybe ask if under henge.)
- PAY ATTENTION TO QUICK WEATHER CHANGES, TREES OUT OF PLACE OR SLIGHTLY CHANGED DETAILS IN THE ENVRIOMENT. IT'S A BLANTLANT GENJUTSU IF SO.
- Do Not, Under any circumstances, Do ANYTHING that might've shown that you noticed. Just Go on with the conversation. Make sure to NOT say an OPSEC related word, Even to Jiraya or your teammates. As far as you know, you're still under henge.
- Run
- Run if kai or henge checking gives a result.
- If spotted envriomental differences - Don't. Just play along.
- Boom.
- All the seal blanks you make - Make them slightly bad. Just so that if someone tries to infuse them, Death follows. If we're under a genjutsu, they put us under it so that we show them how to make skywalkers, five-seal barriers and other special stuff we know how to make, Up to making sky-towers.
- Get out of the village after getting everything done. If we hear an explosion in the forest - We're definitely under genjutsu.
Gods, i think im paranoic. Check with me guys.
- Location
- Australia
@Matesz
Needs plans for what happens when Kai reveals Mari.
A hostile assasain or Root operative wouldn't use the weird slang, genjutsu into a toddler or be so brazen as to repeatedly genjutsu their age while they are talking to us (unless they wanted to get caught for some reason). They would also be extremely unlikely to have sky-walkers.
Needs plans for what happens when Kai reveals Mari.
A hostile assasain or Root operative wouldn't use the weird slang, genjutsu into a toddler or be so brazen as to repeatedly genjutsu their age while they are talking to us (unless they wanted to get caught for some reason). They would also be extremely unlikely to have sky-walkers.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
A good one would!