[x][MissingWhen] I want to go missing immediately, in the next day or two at the most
[x][MissingWhen] I want to go missing but not until certain things have happened
I want to go missing within days, because every day that passes is a day Naruto might realize FOOM's implications and so pay us a visit and go "I've changed my mind: if you go missing, I'm going to do everything in my power to drag you back". That said, there's a bunch of things to take care of first (e. g.,
set up the dissolution of the clan to not fuck over everyone else in it);
that said, I think we could get all of this done in the next day or two.
[x][MissingHow] Take a long-term mission so that we are expected to be out of Leaf for a few weeks / months, then don't come back
(But do it while Naruto is sleeping, so he can't realize what's happening and try to arrest us until it's too late.)
[x][MissingWho] Modern Team Uplift (Hazō, Kagome, Mari, Kei, Noburi, Yuno)
[x][MissingWho] Modern Team Uplift + Reo (TH) (Hazō, Kagome, Mari, Kei, Noburi, Yuno Reo the Gōketsu TH teacher)
IMO, there are only two tolerable options: only Hazou and Kagome, or the whole team (Yuno included, not including her seems, like,
comically monstrous). If we take a large chunk of the Gouketsu but leave anyone in Leaf, it's going to be hellish for them: both due to the reaction of the rest of the Leaf society, and the possibility of the Akatsuki rolling by to take them hostage.
That said, I'd like to fill Kei in on what we're planning
before we leave (like, hours before), and give her a chance to stay if she really prefers this, given that she has the most connections and feels that she has a responsibility to KEI. Plus, it would let us set up the Gouketsu Clan dissolution dead-man switch + let Kei set up something similar for her own political roles (obviously without blowing up our cover; timed letters, etc.).
Haven't considered the Reo option before, I'm skeptical, but that seems interesting and worth discussing, especially if Dogs/Toads can't teach us TH.
[x][OrochimaruProcess] Have Orochimaru do the bioseal process that will break Hidan's current tracking lock on Hazō
I think it's plausible to suspect that Hidan's bloodline tracking and Jashin's ability to guide him to his targets interact in
some manner that lets him better track people whose blood he has. Non-chakra based sympathetic magic that lets the entity somehow piggyback off of his chakra-based blood sense in order to more easily bend probability when it's related to tracking people, I dunno.
Also, this leads to more Snuncle interactions, and Snuncle interactions are great.
[x][OrochimaruProcess] Do not have Orochimaru do the bioseal process that will break Hidan's current tracking lock on Hazō
Actually I've changed my mind, I think I'd currently be really wary that he would realize we're about to go missing if we approach him with this now (since we leaked that the Akatsuki are after us, to the point that he's trying to forbid us from doing rune research anywhere outside his Basement). So I'd be concerned about him approaching Naruto immediately afterwards, or installing some tracking mechanisms of his own, etc.
[][MissingWho] OG Team Uplift (Hazō, Kagome, Mari, Kei, Noburi)
[][MissingWho] Modern Team Uplift (Hazō, Kagome, Mari, Kei, Noburi, Yuno)
Oh boy, even one of the entities implementing
MfD's world doesn't think of Snowflake as anything except an extension of Kei, easily dismissed. She's going to be heartbroken.
