...crap. I need to go do a lot of rereading with a new lens to see if a much larger theory holds up, but in the meantime, have I got this right? Keiko: grey eyes, Hazou: green eyes, Anko: purple eyes.

Why would she have lied about using it on Naruto? Or, does it only happen if the retroactive effect is used?
I thought that her eye color was somehow keyed off of the individuals chakra signature color or something, but I'm not sure that that
works either. Damn lack of data.

Bonus magpying is not something I am concerned with being an issue for us... :p

You'd be surprised, its been months since we made more than a passable attempt at improving ourselves by collecting bonuses!
 
You'd be surprised, its been months since we made more than a passable attempt at improving ourselves by collecting bonuses!
It has also been months since we've been given the opportunity to. We did going up to the Chuunin exams, and have not since gotten anything out of Jiraiya's rotting corpse. Chop chop, Kagome!
 
[X] Action Plan: We're Going On A Lyin' Hunt
  1. Village assignments:
    1. Stay for two days.
      1. Talk with Shikamaru about adopting an ISC medical researcher.
      2. Start drawing the hundreds of implosion seal blanks we'll need for testing.
      3. Convene Goketsu Gaming Mondays. Invite Naruto and KEI specifically.
      4. Look at the Toad Scroll, fully unfurled. Is it downloadable?
    2. Be obnoxiously helpful for Hiashi.
    3. Noburi:
      1. Keep compiling:
        1. Adoption candidates
        2. Basement loot
      2. Watch for:
        1. Mist Merchants with our seal.
    4. Mari:
      1. Arrange backchannels with Ami.
      2. Do the thing with clanless "branch housing". You have carte blanche.
      3. Taijutsu training for KEI?
  2. SINs
    1. Take a high ranking chakra beast extermination mission.
      1. Party members: Hazou, Akane, Kagome, Naruto.
        1. "We'll go blow some stuff up, make a few other things, and prank Hiashi on a whole new level."
    2. Objectives inside Fire borders: (3 Weeks)
      1. Testing Stacked Implosion Nukes.
        1. Ensure we aren't followed. Test away from civilization.
        2. Follow Kagome's suggestions.
          1. Naruto permitted to see Implosion seals?
        3. Preparation:
          1. Create a container that we can place an implosion seal in that won't rupture when the air rushes in.
          2. Activate the implosion seal.
          3. Close the container.
          4. Repeat until we have a significant amount of filled implosion seals.
        4. Testing:
          1. Prepare 5SB reinforced blast shielding.
          2. Detonate increasing amounts of filled implosion seals stacked together until kill radius exceeds 150m.
      2. Salterns:
        1. Use MEW to wall off sections of ocean.
        2. Freeze with EM.
        3. Boil leftover brine.
      3. Complete land sale. Clear said land.
      4. Guerilla civil engineering inFire only.
        1. Prepare any signs in granite using inscription jutsu.
          1. Signs should have quotes or imagery hinting at an association to Jiraiya or Goketsu.
        2. Build bridges, erect monuments extolling Leaf's generosity and greatness, clear out entirely new villages, etc.
          1. Arrange the work so a skywalking ninja sees Jiraiya laughing.
      5. Find, rebuild, and re-key Jiraiya's contacts/network.
        1. Use guerilla civil engineering as cover.
      6. Expand our contact list.
      7. Kill our target.


Wordcount: 297

Not tracking wordcount super closely right now, because i'm sure i can add more clever things/optimize wordcount; in the meantime, changelog:
Naruto's been invited to our excellent adventure involving pranking the entirety of Rice.

Reduced required kill radius to 150m. 150m already requires some inventive delivery methods, and IIRC @Radvic did SIN analysis that stated that a 270m kill radius would need somewhere around or upwards 200 implosion seals to achieve, which is frankly a projectile that can't be launched 270m and thus keep the user safe. 400m would be only more ridiculous, both in the minimum payload size and "how do i avoid dying and/or failing to deliver the payload".

Expanded Guerilla civil engineering section.

Noburi is now compiling basement loot and looking for those merchants we commissioned in Leaf.

Mari has been given carte blanche to do The Thing (TM).

Open to suggestions.
Done @Noumero
 
@huhYeahGoodPoint , three weeks are kind of excessive, can you cut it down to something a long the lines of: As long as we need?

Additionally, no carte blanche for the crazy seduction specialist, just have her do it normally, last time we ended up with a Breeding program.


Also here is an Idea:

We invite Aito (they guy who sold us some land in Chapter 277 and get him onbord with us, to make money together.

  • Prepare with Mari:
    • Inivite the Noble Aito to a nice dinner and a relaxing bath in our Hot spring (with Mari and Hazou)
      • Mari isn't supposed to seduce him, just be a good conversationist and pretty
      • Prepare Bodylanguage with her: Relaxed,friendly, but self assured
      • Talk: Honest, this is business and starting a relationship
      • Make no Promises
      • Topics:
        • We bought his Land and are his neighbours now, what other people, both close by and in general Fire should we know of?
        • River Nobels and ninja?
        • Ask about Merchant council
        • Joint Venture to use seals for nut flour? Cheap buildings?
        • Mention opportunities in other countries, River,Tea,Hot spring + Water (Mizukage nephew) and more
 
Inivite the Noble Aito to a nice dinner and a relaxing bath in our Hot spring (with Mari and Hazou)
  • Mari isn't supposed to seduce him, just be a good conversationist and pretty
You are putting a prospective business partner and Mari into a context where they're naked in a bath together, and she is supposed to not seduce him?

What.
 
Be careful what you wish for.

As long as we need can be theoretically longer than three weeks.

Good point, but last time we went on chakra beast kill mission it took less than two days and our trip to sell stuff took only a week or so (before the chunnin exams). So, yeah, who knows what time most mission normaly take.

Now that I think about it, we could probably do guerrilla engineering with Aito's lands.

We can just ask him and prevent the Merchant council to become too angry? Because we build stuff without civilans?

You are putting a prospective business partner and Mari into a context where they're naked in a bath together, and she is supposed to not seduce him?

What.

Yes.

[X] Action Plan: We're Going On A Lyin' Hunt
 
During seal research, we likely outrank the Hokage for brief periods of time.

Well, Kagome probably does, at least.
A screaming sealmaster in motion 100% outranks a Hokage who is not the senior on-site sealmaster. It is known.

Bye for now, I tried to contribute some meaningful content while I could. @OliWhail, thinking of you fondly.
?? :( This sounds sad & bad, I hope you simply mean you're going to go get some sleep; sleep is good & very helpful.
 
You ever get the feeling that a squad of Iwa-/Kumo-nin are gonna ambush us during our travels? Because I get the feeling that it's going to happen.
 
You ever get the feeling that a squad of Iwa-/Kumo-nin are gonna ambush us during our travels? Because I get the feeling that it's going to happen.
If only that were the worst of our problems.

Wait for us to accidentally come across Yukino and a squad of Mist hunter-nin with questionable morals.
 
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