[X] Action Plan: We're Going On A Lyin' Hunt
- Village assignments:
- Stay for two days.
- Talk with Shikamaru about adopting an ISC medical researcher.
- Start drawing the hundreds of implosion seal blanks we'll need for testing.
- Convene Goketsu Gaming Mondays. Invite Naruto and KEI specifically.
- Look at the Toad Scroll, fully unfurled. Is it downloadable?
- Be obnoxiously helpful for Hiashi.
- Noburi:
- Keep compiling:
- Adoption candidates
- Basement loot
- Watch for:
- Mist Merchants with our seal.
- Mari:
- Arrange backchannels with Ami.
- Do the thing with clanless "branch housing". You have carte blanche.
- Taijutsu training for KEI?
- SINs
- Take a high ranking chakra beast extermination mission.
- Party members: Hazou, Akane, Kagome, Naruto.
- "We'll go blow some stuff up, make a few other things, and prank Hiashi on a whole new level."
- Objectives inside Fire borders: (3 Weeks)
- Testing Stacked Implosion Nukes.
- Ensure we aren't followed. Test away from civilization.
- Follow Kagome's suggestions.
- Naruto permitted to see Implosion seals?
- Preparation:
- Create a container that we can place an implosion seal in that won't rupture when the air rushes in.
- Activate the implosion seal.
- Close the container.
- Repeat until we have a significant amount of filled implosion seals.
- Testing:
- Prepare 5SB reinforced blast shielding.
- Detonate increasing amounts of filled implosion seals stacked together until kill radius exceeds 150m.
- Salterns:
- Use MEW to wall off sections of ocean.
- Freeze with EM.
- Boil leftover brine.
- Complete land sale. Clear said land.
- Guerilla civil engineering inFire only.
- Prepare any signs in granite using inscription jutsu.
- Signs should have quotes or imagery hinting at an association to Jiraiya or Goketsu.
- Build bridges, erect monuments extolling Leaf's generosity and greatness, clear out entirely new villages, etc.
- Arrange the work so a skywalking ninja sees Jiraiya laughing.
- Find, rebuild, and re-key Jiraiya's contacts/network.
- Use guerilla civil engineering as cover.
- Expand our contact list.
- Kill our target.
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Not tracking wordcount super closely right now, because i'm sure i can add more clever things/optimize wordcount; in the meantime, changelog:
Naruto's been invited to our excellent adventure involving pranking the entirety of Rice.
Reduced required kill radius to 150m. 150m already requires some
inventive delivery methods, and IIRC
@Radvic did SIN analysis that stated that a 270m kill radius would need somewhere around or upwards 200 implosion seals to achieve, which is frankly a projectile that can't be launched 270m and thus keep the user safe. 400m would be only more ridiculous, both in the minimum payload size and "how do i avoid dying and/or failing to deliver the payload".
Expanded Guerilla civil engineering section.
Noburi is now compiling basement loot and looking for those merchants we commissioned in Leaf.
Mari has been given carte blanche to do The Thing (TM).
Open to suggestions.