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Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest

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Velorien said:
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Whereas zibbulgat is unknown to the Internet, glorp turns out to have its own subreddit. I firmly encourage you not to Google it, especially at work, lest the association stick with you forever.

This is not an instance of reverse psychology. I just want sanity checks to be failed here rather than offsite.
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The timing is uncanny.
 
Velorien said:
Is it the lack of avatar? Because that would come through more clearly if you showed that other avatars were loading properly.
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Death of the (screenshot) author and all, but yeah that was it. Looked a little bit creepy to me. :p

And the avatar above yours is loading, most of it is just cropped out.
 
Velorien said:
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Whereas zibbulgat is unknown to the Internet, glorp turns out to have its own subreddit. I firmly encourage you not to Google it, especially at work, lest the association stick with you forever.

This is not an instance of reverse psychology. I just want sanity checks to be failed here rather than offsite.
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So hey,
On the dark side, I am now mentally scarred forever.
On even darker side, this meme breached containent, and mutated into... something.
On the bright side, I think I found out how a person-specific memetic poison looks like.

LV. 5
DO NOT OPEN
SERIOUSLY
YOU'LL DIE
(PROBABLY)

FACE
GOOGLEUCH
AND HIS
GOOGLEAS
(read as googly eyes)
 
Poll- What prevents Hazou from talking to Keiko?
[] AMI INTERRUPT
[] SUDDEN AKATSUKI
[] Mom?!
[] Something perfectly harmless and understandable in hindsight.
[] Keiko descends into unprecedented bout of depression, after burning out of her righteous fury. In self-flagellating act of desperation, unwilling to face her siblings or be a burden any more than she is, she reverse summons herself. She stays there until next match, which she loses due to lack of preparations or support from their more creatively-minded family. This defeat puts Keiko into a state of pure agonizing panic, which she tries to further escape by plunging herself into Frozen Skein. This act renders her comatose, leading to a whole slew of consequences, culminating in Mori Ami and Goketsu Hazou combining their forces to make a WMD capable of wiping out all realities where Keiko is dead. As their definition of "dead" includes "not there to begin with" our universe is destroyed as well.
 
[X] Publically talk about the marriage proposal to Ami
  • Invite Keiko
  • Do not invite Noburi
 
[X] Keiko descends into unprecedented bout of depression, after burning out of her righteous fury. In self-flagellating act of desperation, unwilling to face her siblings or be a burden any more than she is, she reverse summons herself. She stays there until next match, which she loses due to lack of preparations or support from their more creatively-minded family. This defeat puts Keiko into a state of pure agonizing panic, which she tries to further escape by plunging herself into Frozen Skein. This act renders her comatose, leading to a whole slew of consequences, culminating in Mori Ami and Goketsu Hazou combining their forces to make a WMD capable of wiping out all realities where Keiko is dead. As their definition of "dead" includes "not there to begin with" our universe is destroyed as well.
 
[X] Hazou raises his hand to knock on Keiko's door, only to be tackled to the ground by a shadowy figure. It's Hazou from the future, attempting to save his past self from a terrible fate far in the future that all stems from this moment. Noburi knocks the future Hazou away and tenses to fight, but both Hazous immediately devolve into structured meaningful conversation about their goals and perspectives. After both sides have said their peace, future Hazou agrees to avert the terrible fate in a more productive way. As Hazou approaches Keiko's door again, he slips on a banana peel and hits the floor hard, rendering him comatose. Future Hazou hides the body and takes his place.
 
[X] Start reading the Icha-Icha series.

  • Start reading the Icha-Icha series.
    • Take notes.
    • Do a book report after each one.
  • Reread them after you're done... in every possible order.
    • I wonder what the least number of rereads you'll need for this is....
 
Just invite Keiko to make cookies already. Cookies are almost as general a solution as explosives, and not mutually exclusive.

Y'know what? Bring Pandaa and the chef pangolin. They make her smile.



Velorien said:
We still have Chōji vs Shino to show in flashback, then, Yog-Sothoth willing, we'll be back to linear time.

It's not that bad. There are two whole sequential chapters left.
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This is what Kagome feels like all the time...
 
[K] SUDDEN AKATSUKI

I am too frightened to use a real X, lest it be interpreted as a plan vote.

But yeah. Sudden high level threat, or some Kurosawa (Ren or Hana) comes to talk to us about the engagement.
 
eaglejarl said:
There's 58! possible orders. I hope you read fast.
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That's more books than I expected, although I'm not sure if the exact number was ever listed in story (it might have been). The task is Sisyphean either way, as soon as the book count gets into the double digits.

Does Jiraiya need any beta-reading done for the next book? Hazou can help! :p

Sentient Tree said:
Hivemind: "I'm pretty sure we can do this with either the Iron Nerve or Henge..."
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Even if we're really clever we still need to read at least 3*(58!) books or so. There's no way in hell.
 
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