Wasn't that chapter declared noncanon?
I'm not sure which one you mean. There's one where Hazō gets caught in a sealing failure back in chapter 94, at which point he saw @OliWhail ascend. That is canonical. There's also 'Meanwhile, On the Seventh Path' which is not canon.

I don't think we need to Shadow Clone. Our chakra is at a premium right now, given the puppy network, and we won't be gone that long.
Note that you do not have the chakra for another Shadow Clone. Hazō actually should not have had the chakra for that SC, but I didn't think about that until after the fact. Fortunately, this is why we have the "chakra regeneration is non-linear" rule, so that we don't have to worry about slipups like this. Hazō was having an especially good day vis a vis his chakra regeneration.

Let's say that he's got 17 CP remaining right now. That's enough to manage one reverse summoning without dying, as long as you're being reverse summoned by one of your puppy contractees. Long and short: You can go back to the Seventh Path and then return but that will be it for chakra for about 24 hours.
 
I'm not sure which one you mean. There's one where Hazō gets caught in a sealing failure back in chapter 94, at which point he saw @OliWhail ascend. That is canonical. There's also 'Meanwhile, On the Seventh Path' which is not canon.
I was probably thinking of the latter, whereas they were probably referring to the former. Still, a good idea. I'll add it to my plan as an example, and then rework it in full tomorrow (internet is out right now and I'd rather not do any detailed plan-overhauls on mobile).
 
Y'know, it occurs to me that myths often have a kernel of truth to them. While in Iron we learned a myth about a former leader who taught a system which allowed properly trained and equipped people channel and wield chakra even if they ordinarily couldn't. He was wiped out for the threat he posed to the existing geopolitical system, but nobody else ever reproduced it despite massive incentive.

That smells like access to a secret resource. Hey, doesn't thunderbolt iron contain and channel chakra? When it leaks, doesn't it generate extraordinary beasts and landscapes? Perhaps a swamp full of monsters? A Swamp of Death, so to speak? Didn't the legend mention his return? Do we know of a swamp with something unknown in the middle of it driving extraordinarily dangerous chakra beasts to flee which a Sannin was making a special effort to maintain observation of?

Might want to ask Tsunade and Oro, after checking every record in every available library about whether the timing of the swamp's formation matches up with the culling of Iron.
 
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Y'know, it occurs to me that myths often have a kernel of truth to them. While in Iron we learned a myth about a former leader who taught a system which allowed properly trained and equipped people channel and wield chakra even if they ordinarily couldn't. He was wiped out for the threat he posed to the existing geopolitical system, but nobody else ever reproduced it despite massive incentive.

That smells like access to a secret resource. Hey, doesn't thunderbolt iron contain and channel chakra? When it leaks, doesn't it generate extraordinary beasts and landscapes? Perhaps a swamp full of monsters? A Swamp of Death, so to speak? Didn't the legend mention his return? Do we know of a swamp with something unknown in the middle of it driving extraordinarily dangerous chakra beasts to flee which a Sannin was making a special effort to maintain observation of?

Might want to ask Tsunade and Oro, after checking every record in every available library about whether the timing of the swamp's formation matches up with the culling of Iron.
From what I understand the current model is that the high levels of chakra make the iron turn into chakra metal (and the surrounding dirt into a chakra golem), not that the presence of chakra metal irradiates nearby areas with chakra.

Still, those high concentrations of chakra have to come from somewhere, and while I doubt the Swamp was used as a dumping ground for a mysterious resource akin to chakra metal, the idea that the Liberator found some way to produce a special resource like that is very plausible, and with the Swamp in close proximity to Iron it's quite possible he found such a material or its base components in the place of anomalously high chakra concentrations.
 
Note that you do not have the chakra for another Shadow Clone. Hazō actually should not have had the chakra for that SC, but I didn't think about that until after the fact. Fortunately, this is why we have the "chakra regeneration is non-linear" rule, so that we don't have to worry about slipups like this. Hazō was having an especially good day vis a vis his chakra regeneration.

Let's say that he's got 17 CP remaining right now. That's enough to manage one reverse summoning without dying, as long as you're being reverse summoned by one of your puppy contractees. Long and short: You can go back to the Seventh Path and then return but that will be it for chakra for about 24 hours.
Can we contact Cannai via Cantily today?
 
I was probably thinking of the latter, whereas they were probably referring to the former. Still, a good idea. I'll add it to my plan as an example, and then rework it in full tomorrow (internet is out right now and I'd rather not do any detailed plan-overhauls on mobile).
Just to clarify, I was referring to chapter 94 whit oli whale helping Hazou get back to reality. and i was also joking, there is no real need for an additional example, since the talking porcupines Hazou has seen some weird shit.
 
From what I understand the current model is that the high levels of chakra make the iron turn into chakra metal (and the surrounding dirt into a chakra golem), not that the presence of chakra metal irradiates nearby areas with chakra.

Still, those high concentrations of chakra have to come from somewhere, and while I doubt the Swamp was used as a dumping ground for a mysterious resource akin to chakra metal, the idea that the Liberator found some way to produce a special resource like that is very plausible, and with the Swamp in close proximity to Iron it's quite possible he found such a material or its base components in the place of anomalously high chakra concentrations.

We have confirmation from Itachi, one of only two people to face a Chakra Golemn still alive, the other of which was present is literally unkillable and was still frightened by the notion of a re-encounter, that a meteorite is based in the SoD. This synergizes with our previous experiences that something in the center is scaring the otherwise-apex predators out and Jiraiya maintaining a monitoring station there despite it being the last place he should be interested in.
 
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Just two questions that had absolutely nothing to do with anything that Is happening right now but had been nagging at me today.
One: What is pushing this caravan? (if horses are they like the kisouma or bigger breeds)
They'd observed the trader with his caravan leaving Sarubetsu, accompanied by three dour-faced guards in red uniforms, then traced the path ahead until they found a well-used campsite a day of civilian travel away.


And two: do the characters run like in Canon or does rationality apply there too ?
 
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Can we contact Cannai via Cantily today?
You have enough juice for one summoning of one puppy. You need to summon Cantelebra if you want to join back up with Canabisu and the others. Alternatively, you can summon Cantily in order to talk with Cannai.


One: What is pushing this caravan? (if horses are they like the kisouma or bigger breeds)
I'm not sure we ever defined it.

And two: do the characters run like in Canon or does rationality apply there too ?
Are you asking if they run bent over with their arms out behind them? No, they don't.
 
Are you asking if they run bent over with their arms out behind them? No, they don't.
Thought so, but the Imagen of a leaf civilian looking up an seeing their defenders and overlords running at superhuman speeds before taking to the skies all while looking like they are about to fall face first is too much to not ask.
It could even be the spark that inspires the first airplane.
 
You have enough juice for one summoning of one puppy. You need to summon Cantelebra if you want to join back up with Canabisu and the others. Alternatively, you can summon Cantily in order to talk with Cannai.

My understanding was that we were, when the update ended, on the Seventh Path, with the Dogs, headed towards Mother. Is there a good reason that the party didn't accompany us? Having our diplomat and team leader there to establish relations - a big part of the reason we had Canabisu, I thought - seems like it would make intuitive sense, and we can all water-walk (or get carried, in the case of Cantelabra).

(If my understanding were correct, then we'd have the opportunity to either bring Cannai up to speed or dip back to the Human Path.)
 
You know why a world war hasn't really happened yet, in MfD? The rest of the villages aren't totally convinced Hashirama is dead yet. Imagine being some warhawk during their lifetime.

MIST WARHAWK: "Sir, Leaf has been struck by a flood! We should use this to seize land!"

MIZUKAGE: "You want us to go to war with Hashirama? The guy who founded the first Hidden Village? The guy who beat up all the Tailed Beasts, sealed them up, and then gave them away to other countries as a matter of polite courtesy?"

MIST WARHAWK: "Um... Yes?"

MIZUKAGE: "..."

MIST WARHAWK: "I think I'll just go walk the plank now."

MIZUKAGE: "That sounds like a good idea."

[Many decades later]

MIST WARHAWK: "Okay guys, I think Hashirama is finally dead! Let's go wild!"

HAZOU: "Hey guys, look who I found!"

MIST WARHAWK: "...is that?"

HAZOU: "Hashirama? Yeah, how'd you know? Turns out, the man was just lost in the forest, looking at some trees."

MIST WARHAWK: [frightened mumbling] Lost? Trees? By the Sage, we could've stumbled on him at any time! The disaster! Is this where all out luck has been funneled? Avoiding The First Kage each time???

HASHIRAMA: "In my defense: they were very pretty trees."
 
After Current Arc Plan:

  • Hug Akane, Kagome, Mari, Snowflake, Keiko, and ALL THE GOKETSU MEMBERS
  • Give Akane the Journal of Thoughts we voted on committing to at the start
  • Thank Akane for all her help, point out her successes and reaffirm her self-esteem. Arguably, she did better than even we could've done.
  • Go to Ino with Cool Seventh Path Flowers, Request Polycule
  • Ask about Hazou/Akane Rumors for good fluff
  • Clap Haru on back, tell him he did a good job and that we're genuinely thankful for his help
  • Hang out with Ami, get confused, experience wholesome fluff, get confused again
  • Talk to Dog TH-ers about MEW adjustments for Atomu
  • Talk to Shika. He's a good man, and compassionate person, and a thoughtful friend to Keiko. Regardless of circumstance, we're glad that they know each other. They're... Good for each other, likely in ways we may never wholly understand.
  • Talk to Noda, try to recruit her. Possibly give her a Big Pile of Money? If she drinks herself to death, then it happens. But she could also go sober? Maybe get Mari involved?
  • Spend a day with Mari and Akane, (or, if not Akane, then Noburi?), discussing Jiraiya and bonding over shared grief
  • Go to the afterlife portal and do some goddamned necromancy research
Added some parts about Noda and Shika. I'm quickly realizing that I seem to be planning a Goketsu Family Cookout, with Maximum Fluff.
 
My understanding was that we were, when the update ended, on the Seventh Path, with the Dogs, headed towards Mother. Is there a good reason that the party didn't accompany us? Having our diplomat and team leader there to establish relations - a big part of the reason we had Canabisu, I thought - seems like it would make intuitive sense, and we can all water-walk (or get carried, in the case of Cantelabra).

(If my understanding were correct, then we'd have the opportunity to either bring Cannai up to speed or dip back to the Human Path.)
I was responding to @Sir Stompy who had asked if you could contact Cannai via Cantily. That requires going back to the Human Path, then summoning Cantily. When you're on the Human Path the only way back to the Seventh Path is to summon someone and then have them bring you with them when they return. You can only summon one puppy, so if you go back to the Human Path and summon Cantily you will not then be able to summon Cantelabra in order to get back to Arachnid Territory. You'll need to wait for your chakra to regenerate, which will take hours.
 
so what are we wanting to try to get from the spiders for dealing with their dragon problem?
 
I was responding to @Sir Stompy who had asked if you could contact Cannai via Cantily. That requires going back to the Human Path, then summoning Cantily. When you're on the Human Path the only way back to the Seventh Path is to summon someone and then have them bring you with them when they return. You can only summon one puppy, so if you go back to the Human Path and summon Cantily you will not then be able to summon Cantelabra in order to get back to Arachnid Territory. You'll need to wait for your chakra to regenerate, which will take hours.
Ordinarily our chakra is regenerated fully between one morning check-in and the next. So in this case, can we just skip evening check-in and resume tomorrow morning with no problem?
 
We should get Kagome the Spider Scroll. They like dances/art and seem more introspective than they appear. I suspect they'd get along famously.
 
Chapter 423: The Ultimate Sacrifice (April Fool's)

As Hazō stood at the entrance of Sanctuary, the Arachnid capital, he wished the whole thing had been made of seals so he could burn a perfect image of it into his memory.

The city was a vast three-dimensional web suspended across a bottomless abyss. Silver strands of every size (some as narrow as Hazō's arm and others wide enough to admit a caravan) reached up and down from the walls, drawing complex patterns as they met and intertwined. Cocoon-like houses, each a different shape, sprawled between the threads or hung from them. And at the city's heart, at the conjunction of hundreds of threads, lay a shimmering rainbow sphere the size of a clan compound, dotted with entrances at every angle.

Looking around, Hazō couldn't see a single surface that wasn't being used for travel. Sanctuary had no concept of walls or roofs, and arachnids would shift from the top to the underside of a thread in order to keep going without getting in each other's way, or lower themselves to a different level on a thread of their own. Far beneath Hazō, a platform the size of a training field hung by a single extremely thick thread, a pack of small Arachnids using it to practice ninjutsu without risking collateral damage.

"Come, come," Kumouōkā said, presumably mistaking his silence for hesitation. "Mighty adamantine threads do not collapse from weight of tiny mammals. Are we Hornet Clan, to embarrass ourselves with crude nests?"

Hazō nodded without listening. He'd been annoyed at first to hear that Kumokōgō had been called back to the city instead of meeting them near the border as planned, but now he thanked the ancestors, the Will of Fire, the Sage of Six Paths, and anybody else willing to take credit. When this mission was over, the Human Path was going to witness an architectural revolution.

"You find us at bad time," Kumouōkā said reluctantly. "The weaverkin competition comes soon, so Sanctuary ugliest is."

"It's what?" Hazō choked out in disbelief.

There was a pause as Kumouōkā tried to figure out what was so hard to understand about its statement.

"Ah, mammals must have no weaverkin," she said. "So sorry for you. How do you live?"

When Kumouōkā realised no response was forthcoming, she carried on chirpily. "I wanted to be weaverkin, but was born mite. It happens. Anyway, every eight cycles, the weaverkin compete. Mother judges which new dwellings are finest. Gives them she to those who lived in worst, then casts those into the great depth, and all cheer. Competition soon, Sanctuary will be better than ever.

"Hope no evacuation, so that do not cancel," she added less chirpily. "Now walk. Mother waits, but mammal only four legs, so slow. Really, how do you live?"

Canabisu gave Hazō a smug look. The other dogs were too busy psyching themselves up to walk over a gaping abyss to take the opportunity.

It only took them a couple of minutes before they drew level with the first dwelling, a mound made of walls of tiny panels seemingly hanging unsupported in the air, their shapes interlocking like puzzle pieces that didn't quite touch each other. Only after a close look could Hazō see the superfine strands of silk linking them together.

"Skilled but derivative," Kumouōkā commented casually. "To make pastiche of High Weaver Kumori's work, only apprentice. If I weaverkin, I make twice as good. Four times. Well-made, so will not drop this competition, but maybe third, fourth."

"Is this for real?" Canabisu asked. "People put this much effort into building a house?"

"Nest is clan; nest is holy," Kumouōkā said in a how-do-you-not-get-this voice. "Almost as much as oath. You no give to nest, why be?

"Come, come. Mammal face changes many ways. Want to see how changes when you palace inside see. Inside is four times as great as outside. Eight times. Only High Weaverkin renovate."

The team walked on, accompanied by disturbing chittering noises as arachnids above, below, and on parallel strands paused in their daily routines to watch a strange and unfamiliar species being escorted the way one escorted fellow sapient beings.

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The size of the Orbularium, the Arachnid palace, made a lot more sense when Hazō beheld its most important inhabitant. Cannai could vaguely fit within Hazō's mind as "a dog but large", at least before the Alpha's body was eclipsed by his force of personality. Kumokōgō, if she was literally Kumowasha's mother, must have been of a species where the female was much greater than the male (insofar as such concepts applied to the artificially-created summons). There was no arachnophobe on the Human Path who would not faint cold at the sight of their reflection in her many kickball-sized eyes. Hazō himself, not an arachnophobe at all, could suddenly empathise with them like never before.

It didn't help that the large oval chamber was filled with other arachnids, who might have been Kumokōgō's court, officials pausing in their duties to gawk, an elite guard ready to fill him with venom at the slightest perceived offence, or just about anything else. The chittering was giving him goosebumps. The dogs, who had never met an arachnid before, were faring worse, and their concentration was on standing bold and definitely not cowering. Canabisu seemed happy to let Hazō lead the negotiations this time.

"Silence, children," Kumokōgō hissed. "Visitors from afar, news comes before you. I am Kumokōgō, mother and guardian, ruler and slayer. I grant hospitality, I receive wisdom of seal-maker."

"I am Hazō of the Gōketsu Clan, Dog Summoner from the Human Path," Hazō introduced himself. He bowed deeply—even if the gesture itself was meaningless to an arachnid, the fact that he was making a gesture would surely be recognised by a monarch. "With me are Canabisu, Canault, Cangue, and Cantelabra, emissaries of the Dog Clan of the distant east."

"A rare gift, to meet a youngest child of the Great Maker and hunters of legend," Kumokōgō said, raising herself slightly to reveal a blood-red hourglass marking on her lower abdomen. "Let us exchange many tales, once Eaters driven from this land. But wisdom cuts before thread frays. We shall speak wisdom.

"By ancient oath, Hazō of the Gōketsu, we learn no sealcraft. You are a maker of seals, true it is?"

"That's correct," Hazō said. "I'm not the greatest sealmaster on the Human Path, or even in my village, the Village Hidden in the Leaves. But if you show me the seal, I should be able to make a copy and take it back so I can study it together with the others. I think that's our best chance to figure out what's wrong with it and find a solution."

"It is well," Kumokōgō allowed. "Of one obstacle let us speak."

"The Dragon Clan?" Hazō asked.

"Of one obstacle first," Kumokōgō said. "By ancient oath, only she who leads the Arachnid Clan may lay eyes on the Great Seal. So has it been for a thousand years. So must it be for a thousand more."

Hazō frowned. "Can you make a copy? No, wait, that's no good. A non-sealmaster copying a seal is a terrible idea."

"To meddle with the seal without knowledge fills me with terror also," Kumokōgō agreed. "The Great Maker commanded the clans to no seals make. If he feared, what of us?"

"Then can you make an exception?" Hazō asked. "I know it's a lot to ask, but it sounds like you're in an existential crisis here."

"Not 'we'," Kumokōgō corrected. "All."

"What do you mean?"

"The Dragons are not like other clans. The Dragons served the Great Maker. In other Paths they fought, with the Maker they soared between, until for oathbreaking Seventh Path was made their prison. But from eating, the Eaters regain stolen strength. Before the Maker crafted his seal, they devoured the Archaeopteryx Clan and regained wings. They devoured the Ankylosaurus Clan and regained scales. When they consume the power in the other clans vested and prismatic the skies become, they shall surely regain the art of parting the veil. Then the Great Maker's home shall be the first target of vengeance."

Hazō had been right all along. The Eaters were terrifying eldritch abominations. The Eaters were an existential threat, not only to distant clans in a distant world, but to everyone and everything without exception. And if all that stood between the Human Path and the end of all things was how much they needed to eat before they were back to full strength… this was no longer a matter just for Hidden Leaf.

Hazō's mind began to spin. Leaf's summoner dominance would work against it. Without a way to independently confirm the information, the other villages were unlikely to contribute some of their most valuable ninja to cooperate with an implausible-sounding Leaf project. What would suffice as a show of good faith? Donations of resources? Clan secrets? Would Asuma even go for something like that?

The wheels spun faster. Didn't Akatsuki have a summoner? But depending on how things played out in Rock… yes, there was a chance that Hazō had badly stabbed himself in the foot by sending Hidan against Leaf's greatest enemy. Belief in a pre-existing Leaf-Akatsuki alliance out to get Leaf's rivals would be a great reason to dismiss Akatsuki's testimony supporting the project.

Then again, Akatsuki were Akatsuki. Could they force

"He who hesitates is preparing a lie," Kumokōgō said meaningfully. "To be of one mind, both must speak theirs."

"Sorry," Hazō said. "I was thinking about how to handle this on the Human Path. But you're right. We need to sort out this oath business. Can you really not make an exception?"

There was an explosion of chittering. Suddenly, faster than his kinetic vision, Kumokōgō's huge eyes were nearly touching his own.

"You who are heir of the Great Maker, who stand here by contract, power of oaths mock? Oaths not words woven into the walls of Cathedral that Was. Oaths not whispers imparted by priestess to initiate. Oaths bind soul to body. Oaths make world. To mock oaths is to seek unmaking of world. Such must be only slain."

"I'm sorry!" Hazō exclaimed as the arachnids around him began to stir. "I misspoke. I don't intend to challenge the significance of oaths at all."

"Your apology accepted is," Kumokōgō said, scuttling back. "There is no second."

Hazō took a few moments to calm down.

"Still, if I can't look at the seal, then we're at an impasse," he said. "And it's your people who are in danger as long as that impasse continues."

"This is truth," Kumokōgō said. "But perhaps is one way."

"What is it?"

"Special right of ruler is. For noble deed, Mother may make consort ruler-in-spirit, grant authority if there is to be done. Is right not meant for use such as this, but maybe not violate oath. No, I say does not violate oath."

"All right," Hazō said, calling on the Iron Nerve not to sag in relief. "Let's do that, then."

"This is good," Kumokōgō said. "Hazō of the Gōketsu, do you swear loyalty to this one, Kumokōgō of the Arachnid Clan, to serve need and give body and mind, and to bring power to empty places?"

"Wait," Hazō said. "I can't just swear loyalty to another clan. I'm already loyal to Hidden Leaf, and the Alpha of the Dog Clan would have something to say as well. Even if it's to save the world, I have to at least get their permission."

"Is not oath to clan," Kumokōgō corrected. "Is oath from male to female only. For arachnid, is great honour. To save world, demand smaller than speck of dust."

Great. So instead of being asked to betray Leaf, he was just being asked to marry a giant spider. What kind of life did Hazō lead where these were the choices he had to consider?

"Is great honour," Kumokōgō repeated. "Rules must accept. Do not be at one with other females. Do not lie to Great Mother. Do not renovate Orbularium without permission."

"I have to at least speak to my current partner," Hazō said, "and there are people from whom I should seek advice before making this decision."

"Acceptance you already made," Kumokōgō said. "To turn back is dishonour. Dishonour to ruler is death. But… will make concession. Exists crime that breaks consort bond. When seal is remade, you commit this crime, I punish with exile. No oath broken is. Until then, you and I are bonded pair."

"…And you say the alternative is death?" Not that Hazō couldn't just return to the Human Path, but presumably he would then be barred from Arachnid Clan lands, and he wasn't sure what would happen to the dogs either.

"Yes."

"Fine," Hazō said wearily. "For the specific purpose of working together to defeat the Eaters, I will be your consort."

"It is done," Kumokōgō said. "Now come, let us consummate our bonding."

"Wait, what?"

Kumokōgō effortlessly picked up Hazō with her front legs, her grip strong as steel. "Is not consort without consummation. Fear not, I will seek to be gentle."

"Don't worry," Kumouōkā called after him as he was carried away into another chamber. "The strong ones survive seven times out of ten!"

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Don't worry Hazo! I hear chicks with multiple limbs can do things that'll blow your mind!

Wait that isn't the main concern right now, is it?
 
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