I don't understand the formula. 2 XP comes from where? 1 of them should be the brevity bonus?
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
I don't understand the formula. 2 XP comes from where? 1 of them should be the brevity bonus?
Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
What's the deal with Snake btw? As far as I remember we met her once and offering her adoption seems really random?
Are there no better/more known candidates?
Brevity and Bravery bonus for dealing with Ami.
Are there no better/more known candidates?
Brevity and Bravery bonus for dealing with Ami.
Emstar
The Shining One
- Location
- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Im not sure, but recently a lot of our plans seem to have fallen through, so maybe not?
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Twice, actually. Once at the first infusion failure (the frozen air effect) and then again at dinner at your house.
The thinking might be that she's positively inclined to you, highly skilled (ANBU), and seems to have been trusted by Jiraiya.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
That's actually a thing that @Velorien and I just discussed. Noburi is going to be presenting the long-delayed adoption candidates list today.
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- Why would this be required?
I wonder how much of Noburi's work ended up wasted after the casualities from the attack.
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Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
- Location
- Left of Center
[x] Action Plan : Eldritch Perception 101
Hi Hazou, we're one of the otherworldly entities influencing you. 🤗 Presumably through the Out, but we're not quite sure how that works ourselves.
Regardless, we've been with you since the swamp and have been augmenting 🧠 your planning ability though those moments of insight you get. You're welcome. 😁
The newer, post-summoning scroll incidents (visions, disassociation, etc..) are not from us, though we were the ones who prompted you to try and memorize the scroll.
Also yeah, some of the stupid stuff you've done is our fault. Sorry about that. 😓 We see you and your world through small snapshots of incidents in your life. 🔭 This leaves out a lot of the cultural context, minor details, and laws that you consider common knowledge. 💫
All of which brings us to the point. Over time we've been slowly ceding more and more control over your actions to you.🏃 In the beginning you were following our suggestions word for word, 🗣 and small errors in wording caused things like the killbox incident. 😵 After that we agreed to allow you to overrule and tweak our suggestions if you thought it best.
With various mistakes on our part, latest of which was the miscalculated bluff we proposed to Naruto, we have been giving you more and more leeway in your actions. 🎭
Now that you've finally gotten enough context to understand who we are, we can reveal our existence to you more directly. 💩 We still hope our ideas are useful, 💭 and that you can come to trust us enough to not get caught in cycles of doubt in critical situations. Especially combat, we're pretty good at that. ⚔💣
Ideally instead of being your occasionally incompetent puppet masters, 🔥 we can start being your extra-universal support network and think tank. 🛠🗃💌
With love, ❤
The Hive-Mind
(@QMs: I'd really like to see a non-canon omake based around this.)
Hi Hazou, we're one of the otherworldly entities influencing you. 🤗 Presumably through the Out, but we're not quite sure how that works ourselves.
Regardless, we've been with you since the swamp and have been augmenting 🧠 your planning ability though those moments of insight you get. You're welcome. 😁
The newer, post-summoning scroll incidents (visions, disassociation, etc..) are not from us, though we were the ones who prompted you to try and memorize the scroll.
Also yeah, some of the stupid stuff you've done is our fault. Sorry about that. 😓 We see you and your world through small snapshots of incidents in your life. 🔭 This leaves out a lot of the cultural context, minor details, and laws that you consider common knowledge. 💫
All of which brings us to the point. Over time we've been slowly ceding more and more control over your actions to you.🏃 In the beginning you were following our suggestions word for word, 🗣 and small errors in wording caused things like the killbox incident. 😵 After that we agreed to allow you to overrule and tweak our suggestions if you thought it best.
With various mistakes on our part, latest of which was the miscalculated bluff we proposed to Naruto, we have been giving you more and more leeway in your actions. 🎭
Now that you've finally gotten enough context to understand who we are, we can reveal our existence to you more directly. 💩 We still hope our ideas are useful, 💭 and that you can come to trust us enough to not get caught in cycles of doubt in critical situations. Especially combat, we're pretty good at that. ⚔💣
Ideally instead of being your occasionally incompetent puppet masters, 🔥 we can start being your extra-universal support network and think tank. 🛠🗃💌
With love, ❤
The Hive-Mind
(@QMs: I'd really like to see a non-canon omake based around this.)
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- Location
- Potato land
[x] Action Plan : Eldritch Perception 101
#noFear
Could even be a canon chapter. Just have the grue eat everyone's memories at the end.
#noFear
Could even be a canon chapter. Just have the grue eat everyone's memories at the end.
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Tua
鸡肉面条汤
- Location
- شوربة الدجاج المعكرونة
That unintentional cruelty.
Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
- Location
- Left of Center
Unintentional?
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- Why would this be required?
Wasn't there an omake where Hazo meets the hivemind way back when?
Uh. Why the heck are people voting for a joke plan?
This is my kind of thing, actually.
This is my kind of thing, actually.
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Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
- Location
- Left of Center
Multiple, including a canon example when Oli ascended.
But I think the context and style of this one is different enough to be interesting. I just don't feel like I can do Hazou's inner monologue justice here.
I'm just very used to not being in control of my mind while being very aware that I'm not in control of my mind. It's more annoying than existentially horrifying these days.
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- The state of Paranoia
[X] Action Plan: Deja Vu
[X] Good Mourning Major Clans
Just woke up, hoping I'm not too late.
[X] Good Mourning Major Clans
Just woke up, hoping I'm not too late.
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Nah. Voting is open until 2pm Eastern. It's now 12:28.
- Location
- Yes.
@eaglejarl @Velorien @OliWhail How are things with converting our seals to the new system, and what can we do to help further?
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
Wait, no, it all makes sense now.
Dealing with Ami is Ami-style training, even for Ami
- Location
- Europe
Only during certain GM updates.
- Location
- Liverpool
[x] Action Plan : Eldritch Perception 101
Would love an Omake of this.
Would love an Omake of this.